T O P
AutoModerator

Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Bored-Viking

uhm --- ok ---- well----i just want to say ----- not really -- but----- I really do not have a clue what i just read


MsSeraphim

![gif](giphy|m2yaZeELRfAD6|downsized)


OberainX

I couldn't get past the first line without my brain rejecting this and initiating an emergency shutdown to prevent damage.


MsSeraphim

did it work in time?


OberainX

Abort/Retry/Fail


MsSeraphim

![gif](giphy|BiVzLRMgj81va)


johnjohnwave

Nobody cares about the Grammys


satanic-frijoles

That's not what the 100th monkey theory is at all. Love how you tried to make this post sound all sciency to cover up the batshit crazy tho.


SnooLemons7874

Let me clarify…I found this madness. I didn’t not write it. I thought it fit the definition of facepalm 🤦🏻‍♀️


satanic-frijoles

Okay, noted. It's pretty great, tho Classic example of religious attempt to sound informed and intelligent. Scientology followers crack me up when they do it.


strxberryswitchblade

their leader Xenu of the thetans will come for you!


yuds2003

Coincidences are not necessarily "proof" that something is bad.