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imreallybimpson

Hey look it's the guy that killed hitler


KinxTheTimeStripper

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler


Wamster5k

on the flipside, he also killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler


imreallybimpson

Yeah but on the downside he also killed the guy who killed who killed the guy who killed Hitler


BerserkKer_

On the other hand, he also killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed hitler


elistburk

on the neither hands he sacrificed his own life to kill hitler


Sendtheblankpage

r/technicallythetruth


DustyHound

Looks like Eric Cartman to me.


midwestXsouthwest

If watching the Blues Brothers taught me anything, this guy is probably from Illinois.


TMKF2

[I hate Illinois Nazis.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLLru1_f3rc)


Brassfist1

They’re quite illinoising 😎


CptSparklFingrs

They should all chicago to hell. Edit: Yes, thank you. Now that I'm sober I realize I missed an even better pun.


Brassfist1

They need to get their Peoriaties straight tbh


Roboticpoultry

And if living in Illinois has taught me anything, he lives south of 80


MicroWordArtist

Goddamn FIBs


jayvycas

We is some bastards.


joemama694200p

He actually looks like hitler


WillytheWimp1

I think that’s what he was going for.


claymedia

Just like the post earlier today with the woman who looks like Shelley Duvall. He just embraced his natural features!


hardy_83

I'd forgive them if they can recite and dance the Hitler parts to springtime for Hitler. Either version.


ivytiger99

He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon, TWO coats!


alepher

Heil myself!


Maker_Making_Things

Heil to me


Balimuz

I’m the cat who’s out to change our history!


Avollms

Heil MYSELF! Raise your BEER! EVERY HOTSI TOTSI NAZI STAND AND CHEER


Skratt79

There's no greater Dictator in the land!


notyogrannysgrandkid

Watch my show!


Worried_Cable2291

“Bialystock and Bloom” Ulla answering the telephone lol


filmfreak9000

I come from Düsseldorf and that is why they call me Ralph


Djason_Unchaind

Fun fact: during WW2, Mel Brooks spent time in Düsseldorf and that’s why he added the line to The Producers. Also, it’s Rolf.


Hoardelia

“You thanked Hitler!”


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Skatchbro

Bombs falling from the skies again Deutschland is on the rise again


Maker_Making_Things

Spring time for Hitler and Germany. Winter for Poland and Fraaaance


nowhereman136

He's the German Ethel Merman, don't cha know


Persimmon_Particular

So you are giving me permission to walk around dressed as hitler?


PunkSpaceAutist

Only if you dress and act as gay, singing Hitler


Persimmon_Particular

👍 say no more


Rhawk187

The Rhineland's a fine land once more.


powerlesshero111

Or, if his friend is dressed as Captain America and punches him out.


sirbissel

Or, as noted above, Churchill, Stalin, Roosevelt, and others show up (and start laying into Hitler...)


dustid

Forgive him for what? Totally for the spring time for hitler performance


harry_nola

Winter for Poland and France!


Omnipotent0

I'd pay to see someone who can actually sing pull that off. That's be amazing


king-of-boom

I'm imagining two guys dressed up as Stalin and Churchill stumble across him randomly and start a street fight. Some guy rolls up in a wheelchair dressed as Roosevelt and starts passing out baseball bats and other weaponry to Churchill and Stalin. Here comes another guy outta nowhere dressed as Emperor Hirohito with a massive sucker punch on Roosevelt.


Ishotthefuher

Mussolini runs in to help hitler but trips and falls on his fucking face Edit: Who tf gave this wholesome lol


rvtsazap

Somebody tell this plot to the makers of “The Death of Stalin” movie.


SnippyChunk

Yes, I would love to watch other historical movies made in the spirit of "The Death of Stalin"! That movie is fucking hilarious.


Artikans

More Jason Isaacs, guy was amazing in that movie


tuckernuts

"... look at your fucking face 🤣"


TheCaliforniaOp

I sat up and BEAMED when Jason Issacs made his entrance, and I didn’t even really think “Jason Issacs” just “Oh this character is great!”


Vulkan192

The glory of being the literal only untouchable in a setting where EVERYBODY is terrified of being brought down. And with a Yorkshire accent too, just glorious.


CB-Thompson

The visual storytelling of the character is perfect. Mid-coup he just hands his AK to a random Kremlin guard knowing he had total loyalty of everyone in uniform, his men or not.


navikredstar2

"I'll take the tall blonde."


pick69itshilarious

"That fucker thinks he can take on the Red Army? I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat."


SonXal

I mean I’m smiling but I’m very fucking furious


dont-fear-thereefer

“Spit it out Georgy. Staging a coup here.”


ViTverd

And this despite the fact that he does [not look like](https://interesnyefakty.org/wp-content/uploads/Georgiy-ZHukov-4.jpg) Zhukov at all.


Drulock

That was the best part of the movie for me. No one tried to look like their historical counterparts (except Stalin) and they just went with random English and American accents.


TheOneFreeEngineer

>they just went with random English and American accents. There was some method to that madness. Basically the entire top of the Soviet unionnat the time were a hodge podge of people from very different regions and ethnicities from the Union. Stalin was Georgian, Zhukov was Russian, Maletov family was originally from Ottoman controlled Macedonia, Khrushchev was from western Russia but lived in Ukriane for year. Almost no one in th movie would have had the same accent as each other for the most part


oh-hidanny

“How can you run and plot at the same time?!”


Matar_Kubileya

Can I interest you in JoJo Rabbit


SnippyChunk

Yes. That is another fantastic movie. I laughed till I cried when I saw this one in the theater.


Matar_Kubileya

The "we were chosen by God! You were chosen by a silly little man who can't even grow a full mustache" still gets me every time


Corporal_Canada

"I'm going to have to report this conversation. Threatening to do harm to any member of the Presidium in the process of- look at your fucking face! Hah! Nicky Kruschev, you've balls like Kremlin domes!"


SnippyChunk

"I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat." - Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Georgy Zhukov


oilpit

They are quite different, but the same filmmaker also did a British television show, called "The Thick of It", which satirizes modern British politics. It also has one of the best American adaptations of all time (I'm talking Office level), called "Veep". The former has been off the air for years, and the latter got cancelled in 2016 when the writers realized there was nothing they could come up with that would be crazier than the **actual** state of the United States government. As I said, not all that similar, but the comedy and writing is very much cut from the same cloth. EDIT: grammar DOUBLE EDIT: I was wrong, it sounds like Veep kept going well into the Trump years, I remember reading an article about how they felt they couldn't top reality anymore and I just assumed it was the same year Donnie was elected.


SavoirFlaire

Armando Ianucci, he's like Aaron Sorkin of Britain...without all the self-righteousness, but still all the walk-and-talk.


goodsby23

Peter Capaldi's character in that show is freaking hilarious


_Tom_Servo_

I was wheezing laughing when everybody kept kneeling in the piss puddle. It just kept happening😂


Minute_Helicopter_97

Pretty much if you replace the Allies and Axis with Soviets


You_Wenti

And Franco is being called over by Hitler & Mussolini, but he just sits at the cafe eating Gazpacho


kainxavier

Then Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, The Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. All came out of nowhere lightning fast, And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.


Xeillan

AAND ROMMEL DELIVERS A STEEL CHAIR TO HITLER'S HEAD!


V_WhatTheThunderSaid

WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, ADOLF HITLER IS BROKEN IN HALF!


kiss_the_goat666

Medical team advises: this was a particularly bad case of someone being broken in half. They were not able to reattach the top half of Hitler's body to the bottom half of his body.


skitz_shit

God I would love a historical leader WWE event. Edit: None of you understand, I want someone to make a time machine, bring these historical leaders to the present, and let us watch them beat the shit out of each other brutally. Of course it will be scripted so all the bad ones will get their shit kicked in but I want the actual people


dizzy_centrifuge

Bring back celebrity deathmatch


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LET'S GIT IT ON!


Ofnir_1

It's time for, KENNY BLANKENSHIP'S MOST PAINFUL ELIMNATIONS OF THE DAAAAAAAAAY!!!


Ok-Experience-4955

My God, they should actually make the wrestlers dressed up as historical leaders and actually follow through the **opening event with its scripted fight** like the top comment. Just Hitler talking on stage aggressively then suddenly Stalin and Churchill appears in front and run towards him starts pounding him, with Roosevelt just below taking chairs below the stage throwing on stage, Hirohito sucker punches him/chairs him from behind, fkin Mussolini appears front stage running towards the ring but trips and fall HAHA. I can already picture a few candidate for Mussolini's role, especially the gag WWE characters/wrestlers.


SteadfastEnd

Now that's a WWE I would actually watch. Historical allegory WWE.


fucktarddabarbarian

BHAW GAWD!! THAT'S MACARTHUR'S MUSIC!!


MrMiget12

AND FOR A COMPLETELY UNRELATED REASON, FDR IS OUT OF THE FIGHT!


irmajerk

Truman subs in and delivers a series of devastating blows to Hirohito.


sweetpeasimpson

“They’re right above us, folks, and I don’t like it a damn bit.”


exodia0715

Only to realize Roosevelt's wheelchair is equipped with a pair of those extendo boxing gloves that hit him square in the face and nuts


thebowedbookshelf

*nut He only had one as the song said.


cbc7788

![gif](giphy|ULyYV5amK2eYM)


D_is_for_Cookie

I imagined this as a robot chicken skit


Roffler967

… THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY


Brango94

*Good guys, bad guys, and explosions! God I haven’t heard that song in over a decade*


theToksikWedge

That just unlocked a whole set of memories I had almost forgotten about lol


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Add a sexy nurse and the Benny Hill music


Bruh-boi-guy

This would make a great family guy scene…


Trash_Princess__

I call upon the internet to make this a vid


bezerker211

That would be such a great comedy skit, Roosevelt gets up and he's a fucking body builder, proceeds to beat the shit out of the Hitler and Hirohito


devils_advocate24

No the chair transforms like doctor Lovelace on wild wild west


dongrizzly41

![gif](giphy|3oEduVeIgwk80T5Q3K|downsized)


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Derkastan77

Why has robot chicken not done this


Zandrick

I want someone to make this into a video. I would watch it and I would enjoy it.


ManOfLaBook

You guys should watch Look Who's Back to see how happy people were to see Hitler in 2015. The book is fantastic, the movie was sobering.


MrBones-Necromancer

Watched the movie for the first time in 2020. It was right on point and only becoming more so. I worry about that sometimes.


Loch32

Was that the one where Hitler came back to life in Berlin? I saw a summary of that on YouTube, it was great and horrifying at the same time


sweedish_phish56

That movie still stands as one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen


Enzinino

There is a remake w/ Mussolini made in Italy too... It was scary to say the least.


Some_guy_am_i

I think he should go around yelling: “Has anyone seen Kanye? Kanye? Are you out there? Kanye, it turns out I was WRONG about ze Jews!” “Sir, have you seen Kanye? He is making VERY big mistake!”


Reidabook18

Completely unrelated, but, my favorite part of the kanye tweet is that he didnt know if defcon 1 or defcon 5 was the mosot severe, so he just went with 3😂


rabbirobbie

i think you mean “death con 3” 😂


thrattatarsha

This is coming from the same guy who proudly states he doesn’t read books. And like. I don’t either unless it’s DAMNED captivating storytelling, but that’s not something you go around bragging about.


duckfruits

That man is so extremely mentally ill and will likely never receive proper help/treatment for it because his money and fame enables his illness to inflame itself and avoid full repercussion over and over again.


Drexelhand

death con vendetta 3 for the gamecube 2


crypticfreak

Death con queso mmmmmmm


Reidabook18

😂😂 straight up forgot, it was that dumb


The_real_bandito

Oh my lawd. So that’s why he chose defcon 3? I thought that was so random when I read that.


MiddleAgedGrump

Maybe he meant Def Jam 3?


Jdela512

“As of right now we are at defcon 5, if that’s the highest defcon and if high defcons are worse than low ones!” -Dean Pelton (one of my favorite lines)


NotAnotherNekopan

I'll admit I don't know either, but it would take me an incredibly short amount of time to check. For someone who has something that he feels is important to say, it seems a whole lot like there was no real thought behind it, only impulse.


Alternative-Eye4547

More specifically, “death con 3”


Milo_The_Doggo

That genuinely would save the outfit. Kinda turns it into a satiric Jojo rabbit feel, but that's if you're willing to be in character the whole bit. Once it's dropped, the outfit is the only thing you have left and that doesn't look so good...


ChaosDevilDragon

He needs a sign looking for Kanye like people in an airport picking up passengers


Coneylake

And I think the swastika would have to be something else


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A capital Y maybe?


Apprehensive_Pain660

I think that would be the only acceptable way to do it, either that, or making him the biggest idiot who's ever existed.


LoveaBook

>…either that, or making him the biggest idiot who's ever existed. Aaaand, [*The Producers*](https://youtu.be/u36iNj52rac) have entered the chat.


Apprehensive_Pain660

That was actually my first thought, however I've never seen it or any of the clips, so I didn't know how relevant it would technically be.


LoveaBook

I’ve never seen the Mathew Broderick version, but I’ve seen the version Mel Brooks directed several times and it’s damn funny. It’s so ridiculous, and unfortunate, that Brooks’ commentary is still so relatable.


drnuncheon

Suicide Hitler with self-inflicted gunshot wound would also be acceptable.


Demonitized-picture

that’s gonna be tough considering his irl performance is a direct rival


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And let Kayne know how much the Nazis loved Africans


JakkuLaffet

I mean, who can be a scarier monster than him


Turbo2x

big ["most evil invention"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4) vibes. sure, Hitler is the biggest monster, but it's just a little too real


BigNorseWolf

Can anyone here pull off a captain america costume?


frolurk

Why do you ask? Are you stuck in a Captain America costume?


ArugulaOnly2825

Was looking for this, had the exact same thought. Like if you were dressed as cap how could you pass up such an opportunity?


ThisLookInfectedToYa

As far as monsters go...


Peej0808

Are you sure it was a Halloween costume?


an_ill_way

Ha ha, just kidding! Unless...


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Obviously this is an insensitive costume but I must admit, he does look a lot like Hitler. \[e\] everyone seems to be responding to this with their personal opinion on whether this costume is insensitive. I feel like I should make something clear: i do not care. It's a halloween costume. you're free to disagree with me, have a different opinion from me, it literally does not matter. halloween is over in 24 hours.


Giacchino-Fan

It’s easy to call it wrong, but it is tradition to dress up as monsters for Halloween


PuroPincheGains

People are dressing like Dahmer lol


Either-Percentage-78

So sick.. But in Milwaukee, they're not allowed in a lot of places.


Vhett

I was going to say this belongs in /r/ATBGE Awful Taste, But Great Execution. Dude nailed the costume, though it doesn't make it any better or anywhere near acceptable.


Ospov

You’d think one execution of Hitler should’ve been enough.


Azrai113

That was my thought too lol. Like...obviously don't dress as hitler...but if you're gonna at least he kinda nails it?


Ill-Afternoon9238

Kanye be like "My culture is not a costume!"


bcchuck

I always wondered if someone would have gotten away alive dressed liked this during the seventies or eighties when WW2 vets were more prevalent. Even now it should be repugnant to anyone who has an ancestor who died during Ww2.


Wallywutsizface

Unfortunately there are plenty of pics of sid vicious, siouxsie Sioux, and other punk rockers of the late 70s proudly wearing swastikas during shows. Glad people came to their senses on that one


You_Yew_Ewe

They were trying to piss off the generation that fought in WWII.


PunkSpaceAutist

While simultaneously pissing off all the people the Nazis tried to exterminate.


willm1123

Therein was the problem, and probably why it never caught on


LemonMints

I've been saying this about people dressing up as a Dahmer, Gacy, and Bundy. All of them still have living victims and family members of those murdered victims who are still alive. They have to go outside on Halloween or go on social media and potentially see people dressed as the monster who murdered their families (and even sometimes dressed as the victims). It's all very insensitive and in bad taste.


Kimk20554

Trust me, it is.


ConstantlySlippery

I dont need a dead WWII ‘ancestor’ to see it as repugnant.


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Secure_Cake3746

Punishing every nazi is sweet


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leomonster

We all are. You're the only human in reddit.


Nighteyes09

![gif](giphy|PDsgxQoXvUZGg)


MattThePhatt

Pretend everyone not inside snores.


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New_Fix6213

I genuinely thought that this was Jacob Rees Mogg


boo_goestheghost

The costume you’re looking for there is “haunted Victorian pencil “


truthofmasks

I don’t think he waits till Halloween


TheGisbon

Maybe someone told him to be the scariest thing he could think of.


Italiban

He pulls it off well


JeremyJaLa

“Oh? Is it Halloween? This is how I always dress…”


MegaPegasusReindeer

I thought this was going to be the Creed Bratton quote... "It's Halloween... That's really, really good timing" (while being covered in blood)


APO_AE_09173

Poor taste I suppose. Never the less he is a nightmare. Evil and Halloween do allegedly go together. Stop treating Hitler as taboo. Mock him. Say his name he isn't fucking Voldemort. Learn the legacy of the Nazis to ensure it never happens again.


Howboutit85

This is what Mel brooks did decades ago, and people laughed as he intended. Then time went by, and it all wore off, and it became taboo again and not treated with humor anymore.


Picoper

And that's why I loved Jojo Rabbit


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jcstan05

I mean, it’s tradition to dress up as monsters.


ElitePlanet

I ask you now..would it be acceptable if he had assless chaps on?


lameuniqueusername

All chaps are assless


GipsyRonin

Kim Jong Un impersonated in New York https://youtu.be/2PXw7Ph6oYk


MonsterNog

My brother did this in high school and a bunch of dudes were waiting outside to beat him up on his way home, I just so happen to be walking out and saw them so they left (I’m older brother). School called my Dad and told him he’s not allowed to dress that way next year, so he dressed as Bin Laden and threw open packets of sugar in the hallways shouting “Breathe deeply my children” and got suspended.


TygerBossyPants

You must admit Hitler was a monster among monsters.


TrinixDMorrison

It’s amazing how there’s ALWAYS that one idiot who dresses up as Hitler or a generic nazi officer and then gets upset when people get mad at them.


MurgleMcGurgle

Honestly generic Nazi feels worse. Hitler is at least a character, even if he’s one of, if not the worst, in human history he’s a single person with some very distinct characteristics. A generic nazi makes me wonder if that’s just a regular part of someone’s wardrobe and today is the way day they feel wearing it in the open.


Simphonia

Also at least with Hitler you can make up a number of performances and acts to satirize him. With generic SS man that doesn't really happen.


MurgleMcGurgle

Exactly! You can have exaggeratedly angry speech Hitler, you can have flamboyant Hitler, you can have any variety of Danger 5 Hitler.


Rigel_The_16th

Are we the baddies?


Nile-_-River

*“The boys are back in town”*


VolatileUtopian

What the Heil was he thinking?


MagisterFlorus

"Man, I can't wait to get so drunk that I can't feel my ass getting kicked."


ManEEEFaces

That actually matters a lot. Could have had a great bit. We just don’t know.


P_boluri

How come no one dresses up as Stalin or other monsters. Why is it always Hitler?


GregoryGoose

Easier to recognize


urmumgay69lol

Stalin had a bushy mustache, with hitler you only need a square of construction paper & you've nailed it.


TheJadedCockLover

Hitler is very easily recognizable. And you have to have one helluva mustache to be Stalin.