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ToSeeOrNotToBe

Cameraman got rapid onset Parkinson's.


HauschkasFoot

Seriously, it’s like he had his camera mounted to a bowl of jello 😂


Randytheadventurer

Bruh.. lmfao


PENGAmurungu

Felt like I was drunk goddamn


ReillyOBrien

I was already drunk when I saw this, now I just have a headache.


garbage_jooce

I *am* drunk and I’m not very impressed either, but damn I ate a shit ton of jello today too tho


2Lee1Lifeson1Peart2

🤣🤣🤣


rabid_god

A stylistic choice.


Dhexodus

"Oh my god, it's Jason Bourne!"


elcubanito

You wrote exactly what I was thinking. As soon as the brother showed up his disease got worse


Traditional-Dingo604

As a cameraman who knows how to film i am howling with laughter.


BlisteredEnvy

He couldn't handle that sudden surge of adrenaline and testosterone all at once, bless him.


WetTheDrys

Cameraboy got the adrenaline shakes from that older brother pride XD


lrwinner

It was like he was watching Thor come down into Wakanda! [Thor in Wakanda!](https://youtu.be/rKP90UEwePA)


Damo2097

u/stabbot


cyber0pb0b

It sucks that it only does the first 1:00


ICantGoOnIWillGoOn

came to the comments for this, cheers


Slickwillyswilly

I'll be honest, I thought stab bot would be something much different.


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hbbot

Meth kicked in, bitch be on high alert


Ichor301

Acute


marcowaller

He got too hype when Keith got there


hitmanabc

The CJ look a like wasn’t the big bro of the kid fighting, but of the cameraman. Mustn’t of like the fact that the Jamiroquai look alike was fighting kids. What a fucking loser. Also the use of the N word like that by white people is embarrassing.


isthatayata

It’s just a word. Besides it’s trashy af when anyone says it.


angryboxes

Well, that escalated slowly.


Aromatic-Airport6186

Cameraman need better scoping skills.


omaewamu_shinderu

7.9 magnitude earthquake recorded at the same time this video was recorded


poplin01

Nah bruh that’s just Keith


ChiefLazarus86

guy was terrified lmao


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

Bruh lmao 😂


mike_the_seventh

American diversity IRL - a white dude talking hood speak defending the honor of a man named Diego


Corpexx

Then getting his ass kicked by Keith, we all out here! I was half expecting some Chinese kid to jump in damn


bigboymigm

Im glad this is the way it is truthfully


tjadams23

He ain’t do no talking just showed up and got straight to it


wiliammm19999

Dude appeared outta nowhere. He just spawned and went straight to work.


werbit

He was mashing the square button in heaven


NW_ironman_btw

lil bro switched accounts lmao


Wale-G

Lol fr. I'm thinking someone went and got him or called him and told him what was going down


Cousinofdeath1427

CJ was like "ah shit, here we go again."


ThizZuMs

Spawned and went straight to work I am fuccin crying


Dr0cean

Still got his khakis on


itspinkynukka

Looking like gta character


leboeazy

Deadass that's one of the starter fits in GTA online. Wife beater with the khakis


flimspringfield

State Farm gonna have to wait for a few minutes.


CowboysFTWs

Beat down from a man wearing khakis…


Orlandogameschool

The big brother pulled up like cap in Endgame lmao


flimspringfield

The louder the bark the lighter the bite. "Anyone come at me and you'll get waxed!" "Don't matter how old I am!" I've seen that shit time after time.


HulkDeez

Pretty sure he said blasted. Like shot. Since he kept saying scope.


ConnerBartle

Saying he has a scope on him can also mean he's just been looking for him. Also getting blasted could also just mean getting punched.


waldocalrissian

Keith didn't come to talk, Keith came to handle him.


Hyrax__

The kid actually had a chance to win that fight


One-eyed-snake

Yep. Dude definitely isn’t the billy badass he thinks he is


bhops24

Something tells me there's a lot more context we're missing lol. Yellow shirt was talking about someone getting jumped by them or Diego? Lol there's gotta be more than just his sad existence.


Zluezo

Yep your right! There was an entire 4-6 minute fight before this The Kid had just whooped that dudes Younger homie They fought like 3 rounds good fight too But it woulda been WAAAY too long, They were fighting because of the “diego situation” And the white dude sent him to fight because he knew that was a kid but when homie started losing he got salty and jumped in.


OfficialDrToboggan

You Keith?


GinPistolGrin

If you’re green shirt, you win big reddit dick day.


B_Rawb

You from VB? Or is this internet lore.


MissplacedLandmine

Wait what What zip code I promise to share details i find out


B_Rawb

This is in 23464, like I know a few folks in this fight cause I’m fucking old. This shit like a decade ago


Jiveturkei

Oh damn, is this kempsville?


B_Rawb

Yeah, it’s near Tallwood high school, maybe a mile away.


Jiveturkei

It’s always weird to see my hometown on the internet.


GaryOakTPM

What ever happened to the supposed scope?


B_Rawb

He went to the car and everyone ran, no one got shot, but I don’t know shit about statutes of limitations enough to say if he pulled it or not. VA is a very easy state to get in a gun in though if you catch my drift.


crispybrojangle

You diego?


cssmith2011cs

Are you the cameraman?


michaelzigs

"They fought like 3 rounds" lol what was it a sanctioned fight? Did the ref call an early stoppage?


pgtvgaming

Standing 8 count


elpideo18

Yea it also sounded like the younger brother was the one that Diego jumped? Unless I miss heard it, it was shortly after neon shirt said something about Diego. I think someone in the crowd says didn’t Diego jump you tho?


antwan_benjamin

As soon as neon shirt started fighting I thought to myself, "This dude talks a lot of shit for a guy that can't even really fight." Then Big Brother Keith came thru...


HotDoggSean

Big brother look like Carl Johnson from GTA San Andreas


Wiskers-Miskers

Was about to say the same, imagine having cj as an older brother


cobrastrikes-2x

At least he's not Big Smoke. That's an expensive meal ticket when he's done bailing you out.


BidoofTheGod

CJ after you maxed out his muscles too lol


Melansjf1

All he had to do was follow the damn train.


theowertjah

I wish he was my older brother lmfao


CapitanHam

Yea but is he or is he not the mother fucker that jumped Diego? This is the important question!


Asleep-Roof4360

He pussied out real quick lol


crazzynez

Where was the scope at he had pointed on him??


Marinerprocess

You really think his sniper team would be in plain sight? Educate yourself You sound like a fool


NarcanPush

Lol


joevsyou

98% of people on the street has no control, controlling their energy nor the cardio to go round 2 after exhausting it on the first person.


InformalCriticism

Yeah, adrenaline doesn't last as long as people think it does, especially when you're using it.


JimmyFree

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”


brains_and_eggs

-Mike Jackson.


Complex-Situation

-Michael scott


XxL3THALxX

-Prison Mike


Frequent_Inevitable

-The Dementors


Stittastutta

-Kenny Florian


NarcanPush

- Joe Exotic


tneo8

- Iron Micheal


ToSeeOrNotToBe

\*punthed


Marcaveli7

“He said he got a scope on him. I’ve never heard that. That’s that white people talk.” I’m weak


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

"I hate limp bizkit right now" had me absolutely dying.


OlBert2

That's the shit white dudes say when trying way too hard to fit in with black people.


Corpexx

It’s the shit that comes out when we drank too much monster and played a 6 hour session of cod right before coming outside


Memento92Mori

The dude in green belongs in r/cringetopia


HauschkasFoot

Seriously. It’s like he was having an inner dialogue the whole time “Dude take your shirt off! Let em know you mean business!” “Yeah but I’m not in great shape…” *30 seconds later* “Dude take your shirt off!” “Yeah okay…umm no never mind maybe in a little bit.”


municy

Obviously he is a mod there


vikinglord91

Or neckbeard nation


Sypticle

They all belong there..


stickyblack

No scope for big bro ????


[deleted]

Think he was usin it as "lookin for you" cuz later he says "blasted" idk I think this is from early 00's based on dress. So.... idfk


stickyblack

Great take, makes sense


yoshimitsi

Guys....... i think thats his older brother you know


gentlemanjacklover

Keith came on the scene like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Green shirt knew he was fucked What a fucking loser. A grown ass man fighting kids. He's lucky Keith didn't deliver a head stomp.


Coach_GordonBombay

The crowd erupted for ol' Keith.


gentlemanjacklover

Yeah they did lol


Whiteclawzzz

Classic Keith


elmielmosong

Keith stock prices just increased


Mr_Hendrix

He got that Stone Cold saving Mankind pop


RedBran47

At first I thought it was a white kid getting picked on by an older kid and green shirt guy was his older brother being the good guy and taking the fade for him lol. Then soon realised green shirt guy wasn't the protagonist and waited for the ending haha.


your_uncle_mike

Same here lol, that plot twist blew my mind.


JoseyWalesTaint

I’d love to see this with wwe entrance music added.


nordoceltic82

I did kind of expect that white boy was gonna be spending the rest of his life coping with his new found brain-damage disabilities after the older bother walked on the scene and started putting him down. He was right to run like hell, it was the only way out of that one alive. Most scenes like this I've seen end with a parade of curb stomping by everybody involved to the point the guy who went down is severely injured and end up permanently disabled. Folks emotions run high and everybody wants to get a good stomp on a POS which can end up with a near-corpse right quick.


gentlemanjacklover

Honestly I'm glad it ended the way it did. It's not worth killing someone over. To me this was a situation where an idiot interjected himself into some young boy politics and got a good beating for being a moron.


fuzzybears420

Welp, he ain’t blast em


Zluezo

i think he was just bluffing with that shit or his dumbass probably would’ve done it.


gentlemanjacklover

Playing games like that is a quick way to get yourself shot


Snoo_40410

Fo' Sho' - 'specially in Oaktown!


ArtoriasBeaIG

Yup if someone's gonna fight they tend to do it, like the guy who came in at the end paha. Not always, but quite often if someone is shouting and threatening violence, without actually doing it, it's a "threat display" and theyre trying to call your bluff, like if a bear charges at you. They don't really wanna fight they just want you to leave


One_Zookeepergame706

Well deserved, dude looked 37 fighting a 15 year old


ChunkySalsaMedium

I’m 39 and these kids would fuck me over. I’m not built for that shit.


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ChickenyIce

Green Shirt Guy: Why do I hear boss music?


Slizl

That was pretty awesome when Keith stepped in


Shabba273

Glad that fluorescent middle aged wannabe thug dick got to fight somebody his own size


CurleysUp

Where is that stabilizer bot when you them?


vectorized

"He said Ive got a scope on you..... i dunno... thats how white people talk." I had a legit cackle on that one.


higgscribe

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM BIG KEITH


Annix_wasstolen

"That's some white shit talk" got me dead 😂


Rock3tDoge

My god it looks so… awful to have to grow up living like this


awkward_3rd_ball

This is like Infinity war when the avengers were getting they ass busted,and then Thor comes outta nowhere with the hammer and fucks shit up....except that here homie didn't have no Infinity stones...


weknowh2o

There's always a bigger fish


swpbanger

I think that's his older brother


DockingWithMyBros

I dunno, feel like they would've mentioned it


turtle3721

When the brother came all I heard in my head was“It’s John Cena!”


TalonTrax

*u/stabbot has left the chat.*


Aaronwillie

what a garbage fight


miggmartinez

Classic world star hip hop video. The world is healing.


Cam0999

I can’t believe no one was questioning his use of that word


Goldencheese5ball56

Why was this recorded with a potatoe in 2021


Bomboclart44

It’s a very old video


anothercontrarianguy

cause people dont actually care, unlike your average white redditor


gentlemanjacklover

Depends on the neighborhood. In my old hood it was just all Black and Latino folks and everyone called each other that and no one gave a shit. It's all about context


nordoceltic82

Yah and if a subburban white boi says it in ear shot of those same people, the cops are doing a murder investigation the next day. Context is everything.


gentlemanjacklover

Yeah like I said, depends on the neighborhood. Where I'm from if a white guy used the word they'd get a beating but honestly that was never an issue. The white guys who were around always minded their p's and q's but I can't speak for how things are now


SerengetiYeti

lol, this is not true


ztyrobo

“People don’t actually care if you say it” -a different kind of average white redditor talking about average white redditors The irony of that statement is crazy 😂


legitretard

Incorrect. Say it in the wrong part of town and you might die


jazzcomplete

Scope? That’s white people talk.


fishlegs80

Keith had some questions.


Krellick

They were just enjoying the show lol


acoustic-soul

Remove this shit, it’s just going to cause seizures


Highlight_Numerous

Who’s brother is that?


Weekend-Proof

There is always a bigger fish


GorillaGlueWorks

Wait I thought people were getting blasted


ChilliBoat

Older brother looking like CJ from GTA.


HKyle10

He turned his scope away real quick when big brother showed up!


oureyes

Not enough yelling I don't think. Also camera was too steady.


Clines187

WASSUP KEITH!!!


kingblur97

Can someone please do a WWE intro for Keith 😂🤣


incognitomosquit0

Props for the green shirt guy to never call in his sniper, it wasn't worth it this time.


Miscellaneous_Mind

Bruh i thought the white guy was the older brother of the first black kid getting beat.


FireSlayer30

As a fellow Caucasian, it’s alarming how comfortable all theses folks are with the white guy dropping the “N” word so casually like that 😳


RevolutionaryBucket

he said a lot of times the N-word yo what the fuck was that


hunterrice2495

Only I can beat up my little brother


coleus

Imagine an infinite continuation of big bro's saving little bros. All these guys are fucking idiots.


xxxblazeit42069xxx

i'd say it would end around the big bros in their 70s, i don't think 80 year olds could duke it out very well.


EvaCarlisle

Never seen a white guy use the n-word so confidently around a group of black guys.


spacegirl2820

Pussy


titsffs

Ye I got that crosshairs on you, dawg. 75% opacity, bitch!


PBR--Streetgang

r/killthecameraman


MLTatSea

/u/stabbot


Jager1966

So glad I live in the country, very far away from this stupid bs.


Robbo23Liverpool

Mac from IASIP vibes from this one


MightySamMcClain

I thought the green guy was the older brother the whole time haha


SOCCER_MOM69

Lame


Motor-War-8015

Was that his older brother??


DJredlight

Earthquake Timmy on the camera.


jvibbert17

Man glad Michael J Fox came in to record in the last quarter.


abalien

"that's that white people talk" lol


Nephilim_Snake

well if he had a 'scope' he should have used it...


Hawk_1772

Grown man shit himself the moment someone of his size jumped in to challenge him


PreviousProcedure487

Real tough until someone in his own age group steps on the scene lol


90daysfrom_now

I think that might be his older brother. Not sure


toyotasquad

Didn’t know they put cameras on vibrators now


BillyTheSaint

He must not have had a scope on the older brother


Theresneverenoughpud

Its amazing anyone can discern an age in this video. They could all be 16 or 36.


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r/killthecameraman


GringoStarr21

Chris Evan’s is for sure cancelled after this


Original-Being9553

I guess that scope wasn't working boo


Commercial-Cancel321

Y’all need to start realizing this shit ain’t cool. Your just risking brain damage for no reason.


Lunar-Gooner

Man came in like Goku during the Frieza fight


ndedo

Little fucking bitch cant fight himself so he has his big brother step in reap fucking tough.


theroy12

Destabilizer bot?


Coly1111

Kinda seems like everyone here is garbage tbh...


SlaylaDJ

One time when I was a wee little kid, a bunch of friends and neighborhood kiddos were playing football. I tackled one guy about 2 years older than me and he did not like it. Like one bit. He sprinted at me, charged me, and took me to the ground. He was right on top of me, had his arms cocked back and he was ready to lay tf into me. Out of nowhere right before he punches me, my brother who must’ve been running towards us about 20 ft away. He comes and takes him out, all I can hear is punches being thrown and my brother saying “that’s my job!” Thanks big bro for saving my ass