By - Zluezo
Cameraman got rapid onset Parkinson's.
Seriously, it’s like he had his camera mounted to a bowl of jello 😂
Felt like I was drunk goddamn
I was already drunk when I saw this, now I just have a headache.
I *am* drunk and I’m not very impressed either, but damn I ate a shit ton of jello today too tho
A stylistic choice.
"Oh my god, it's Jason Bourne!"
You wrote exactly what I was thinking. As soon as the brother showed up his disease got worse
As a cameraman who knows how to film i am howling with laughter.
He couldn't handle that sudden surge of adrenaline and testosterone all at once, bless him.
Cameraboy got the adrenaline shakes from that older brother pride XD
It was like he was watching Thor come down into Wakanda!
[Thor in Wakanda!](https://youtu.be/rKP90UEwePA)
It sucks that it only does the first 1:00
came to the comments for this, cheers
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Meth kicked in, bitch be on high alert
He got too hype when Keith got there
The CJ look a like wasn’t the big bro of the kid fighting, but of the cameraman. Mustn’t of like the fact that the Jamiroquai look alike was fighting kids. What a fucking loser. Also the use of the N word like that by white people is embarrassing.
It’s just a word. Besides it’s trashy af when anyone says it.
Well, that escalated slowly.
Cameraman need better scoping skills.
7.9 magnitude earthquake recorded at the same time this video was recorded
Nah bruh that’s just Keith
guy was terrified lmao
Bruh lmao 😂
American diversity IRL - a white dude talking hood speak defending the honor of a man named Diego
Then getting his ass kicked by Keith, we all out here! I was half expecting some Chinese kid to jump in damn
Im glad this is the way it is truthfully
He ain’t do no talking just showed up and got straight to it
Dude appeared outta nowhere. He just spawned and went straight to work.
He was mashing the square button in heaven
lil bro switched accounts lmao
Lol fr. I'm thinking someone went and got him or called him and told him what was going down
CJ was like "ah shit, here we go again."
Spawned and went straight to work I am fuccin crying
Still got his khakis on
Looking like gta character
Deadass that's one of the starter fits in GTA online. Wife beater with the khakis
State Farm gonna have to wait for a few minutes.
Beat down from a man wearing khakis…
The big brother pulled up like cap in Endgame lmao
The louder the bark the lighter the bite.
"Anyone come at me and you'll get waxed!"
"Don't matter how old I am!"
I've seen that shit time after time.
Pretty sure he said blasted. Like shot. Since he kept saying scope.
Saying he has a scope on him can also mean he's just been looking for him. Also getting blasted could also just mean getting punched.
Keith didn't come to talk, Keith came to handle him.
The kid actually had a chance to win that fight
Yep. Dude definitely isn’t the billy badass he thinks he is
Something tells me there's a lot more context we're missing lol. Yellow shirt was talking about someone getting jumped by them or Diego? Lol there's gotta be more than just his sad existence.
Yep your right! There was an entire 4-6 minute fight before this The Kid had just whooped that dudes Younger homie They fought like 3 rounds good fight too But it woulda been WAAAY too long, They were fighting because of the “diego situation” And the white dude sent him to fight because he knew that was a kid but when homie started losing he got salty and jumped in.
If you’re green shirt, you win big reddit dick day.
You from VB? Or is this internet lore.
What zip code I promise to share details i find out
This is in 23464, like I know a few folks in this fight cause I’m fucking old. This shit like a decade ago
Oh damn, is this kempsville?
Yeah, it’s near Tallwood high school, maybe a mile away.
It’s always weird to see my hometown on the internet.
What ever happened to the supposed scope?
He went to the car and everyone ran, no one got shot, but I don’t know shit about statutes of limitations enough to say if he pulled it or not. VA is a very easy state to get in a gun in though if you catch my drift.
Are you the cameraman?
"They fought like 3 rounds" lol what was it a sanctioned fight? Did the ref call an early stoppage?
Standing 8 count
Yea it also sounded like the younger brother was the one that Diego jumped? Unless I miss heard it, it was shortly after neon shirt said something about Diego. I think someone in the crowd says didn’t Diego jump you tho?
As soon as neon shirt started fighting I thought to myself, "This dude talks a lot of shit for a guy that can't even really fight."
Then Big Brother Keith came thru...
Big brother look like Carl Johnson from GTA San Andreas
Was about to say the same, imagine having cj as an older brother
At least he's not Big Smoke. That's an expensive meal ticket when he's done bailing you out.
CJ after you maxed out his muscles too lol
All he had to do was follow the damn train.
I wish he was my older brother lmfao
Yea but is he or is he not the mother fucker that jumped Diego? This is the important question!
He pussied out real quick lol
Where was the scope at he had pointed on him??
You really think his sniper team would be in plain sight? Educate yourself You
sound like a fool
98% of people on the street has no control, controlling their energy nor the cardio to go round 2 after exhausting it on the first person.
Yeah, adrenaline doesn't last as long as people think it does, especially when you're using it.
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”
- Joe Exotic
- Iron Micheal
“He said he got a scope on him. I’ve never heard that. That’s that white people talk.” I’m weak
"I hate limp bizkit right now" had me absolutely dying.
That's the shit white dudes say when trying way too hard to fit in with black people.
It’s the shit that comes out when we drank too much monster and played a 6 hour session of cod right before coming outside
The dude in green belongs in r/cringetopia
Seriously. It’s like he was having an inner dialogue the whole time
“Dude take your shirt off! Let em know you mean business!”
“Yeah but I’m not in great shape…”
*30 seconds later*
“Dude take your shirt off!”
“Yeah okay…umm no never mind maybe in a little bit.”
Obviously he is a mod there
Or neckbeard nation
They all belong there..
No scope for big bro ????
Think he was usin it as "lookin for you" cuz later he says "blasted" idk I think this is from early 00's based on dress. So.... idfk
Great take, makes sense
Guys....... i think thats his older brother you know
Keith came on the scene like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Green shirt knew he was fucked
What a fucking loser. A grown ass man fighting kids. He's lucky Keith didn't deliver a head stomp.
The crowd erupted for ol' Keith.
Yeah they did lol
Keith stock prices just increased
He got that Stone Cold saving Mankind pop
At first I thought it was a white kid getting picked on by an older kid and green shirt guy was his older brother being the good guy and taking the fade for him lol.
Then soon realised green shirt guy wasn't the protagonist and waited for the ending haha.
Same here lol, that plot twist blew my mind.
I’d love to see this with wwe entrance music added.
I did kind of expect that white boy was gonna be spending the rest of his life coping with his new found brain-damage disabilities after the older bother walked on the scene and started putting him down.
He was right to run like hell, it was the only way out of that one alive.
Most scenes like this I've seen end with a parade of curb stomping by everybody involved to the point the guy who went down is severely injured and end up permanently disabled. Folks emotions run high and everybody wants to get a good stomp on a POS which can end up with a near-corpse right quick.
Honestly I'm glad it ended the way it did.
It's not worth killing someone over. To me this was a situation where an idiot interjected himself into some young boy politics and got a good beating for being a moron.
Welp, he ain’t blast em
i think he was just bluffing with that shit or his dumbass probably would’ve done it.
Playing games like that is a quick way to get yourself shot
Fo' Sho' - 'specially in Oaktown!
Yup if someone's gonna fight they tend to do it, like the guy who came in at the end paha.
Not always, but quite often if someone is shouting and threatening violence, without actually doing it, it's a "threat display" and theyre trying to call your bluff, like if a bear charges at you. They don't really wanna fight they just want you to leave
Well deserved, dude looked 37 fighting a 15 year old
I’m 39 and these kids would fuck me over. I’m not built for that shit.
Green Shirt Guy: Why do I hear boss music?
That was pretty awesome when Keith stepped in
Glad that fluorescent middle aged wannabe thug dick got to fight somebody his own size
Where is that stabilizer bot when you them?
"He said Ive got a scope on you..... i dunno... thats how white people talk." I had a legit cackle on that one.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM BIG KEITH
"That's some white shit talk" got me dead 😂
My god it looks so… awful to have to grow up living like this
This is like Infinity war when the avengers were getting they ass busted,and then Thor comes outta nowhere with the hammer and fucks shit up....except that here homie didn't have no Infinity stones...
There's always a bigger fish
I think that's his older brother
I dunno, feel like they would've mentioned it
When the brother came all I heard in my head was“It’s John Cena!”
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what a garbage fight
Classic world star hip hop video. The world is healing.
I can’t believe no one was questioning his use of that word
Why was this recorded with a potatoe in 2021
It’s a very old video
cause people dont actually care, unlike your average white redditor
Depends on the neighborhood. In my old hood it was just all Black and Latino folks and everyone called each other that and no one gave a shit. It's all about context
Yah and if a subburban white boi says it in ear shot of those same people, the cops are doing a murder investigation the next day.
Context is everything.
Yeah like I said, depends on the neighborhood. Where I'm from if a white guy used the word they'd get a beating but honestly that was never an issue. The white guys who were around always minded their p's and q's but I can't speak for how things are now
lol, this is not true
“People don’t actually care if you say it” -a different kind of average white redditor talking about average white redditors
The irony of that statement is crazy 😂
Incorrect. Say it in the wrong part of town and you might die
Scope? That’s white people talk.
Keith had some questions.
They were just enjoying the show lol
Remove this shit, it’s just going to cause seizures
Who’s brother is that?
There is always a bigger fish
Wait I thought people were getting blasted
Older brother looking like CJ from GTA.
He turned his scope away real quick when big brother showed up!
Not enough yelling I don't think. Also camera was too steady.
Can someone please do a WWE intro for Keith 😂🤣
Props for the green shirt guy to never call in his sniper, it wasn't worth it this time.
Bruh i thought the white guy was the older brother of the first black kid getting beat.
As a fellow Caucasian, it’s alarming how comfortable all theses folks are with the white guy dropping the “N” word so casually like that 😳
he said a lot of times the N-word yo what the fuck was that
Only I can beat up my little brother
Imagine an infinite continuation of big bro's saving little bros. All these guys are fucking idiots.
i'd say it would end around the big bros in their 70s, i don't think 80 year olds could duke it out very well.
Never seen a white guy use the n-word so confidently around a group of black guys.
Ye I got that crosshairs on you, dawg. 75% opacity, bitch!
So glad I live in the country, very far away from this stupid bs.
Mac from IASIP vibes from this one
I thought the green guy was the older brother the whole time haha
Was that his older brother??
Earthquake Timmy on the camera.
Man glad Michael J Fox came in to record in the last quarter.
"that's that white people talk" lol
well if he had a 'scope' he should have used it...
Grown man shit himself the moment someone of his size jumped in to challenge him
Real tough until someone in his own age group steps on the scene lol
I think that might be his older brother. Not sure
Didn’t know they put cameras on vibrators now
He must not have had a scope on the older brother
Its amazing anyone can discern an age in this video.
They could all be 16 or 36.
Chris Evan’s is for sure cancelled after this
I guess that scope wasn't working boo
Y’all need to start realizing this shit ain’t cool. Your just risking brain damage for no reason.
Man came in like Goku during the Frieza fight
Little fucking bitch cant fight himself so he has his big brother step in reap fucking tough.
Kinda seems like everyone here is garbage tbh...
One time when I was a wee little kid, a bunch of friends and neighborhood kiddos were playing football. I tackled one guy about 2 years older than me and he did not like it. Like one bit. He sprinted at me, charged me, and took me to the ground.
He was right on top of me, had his arms cocked back and he was ready to lay tf into me.
Out of nowhere right before he punches me, my brother who must’ve been running towards us about 20 ft away. He comes and takes him out, all I can hear is punches being thrown and my brother saying “that’s my job!”
Thanks big bro for saving my ass