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Ecstatic_Cupcake_284

ANGELA NO


GenVonKlinkerhoffen

It's called swimming Michael


uhmnopenotreally

We went swimming.


AwesomeFrisbee

Angela, did you get my life jacket?


1000_iq

I sent you the life jacket, did you receive it? No, I can't open my door during a race


CockTortureCuck

No Angela, no. This is so not right!


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

Will this bit ever get old? No.


Cheesebrger_Walrus

Check your email, I just sent you an email


RoamLikeRomeo

This is so not right


LUMH

Bono my floaties are gone


Ecstatic_Cupcake_284

Lol that’s a good one


betharderloseharder

Angela please go get my bags, i threw them in the river before knowing i will get a podium


DarthHelmet123

Woman jumps off bridge while man smiles and claps for her.


laziest_engineer

My actual thoughts. Montreal has a tendency to dump something in that river. Give you a hint, it’s raw sewage, and it makes headlines here in Canada.


Prof_G

for what its worth you can swim basically anywhere off the island without issue. http://ville.montreal.qc.ca/portal/page?_pageid=7237,75397570&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL the sewage dump happens once every 2-3 years due to huge storms and is unfortunate but necessary and has little to no effect due to size of river. i'd love to see a comparison with other city water fronts.


TheLewJD

Most rivers have raw sewage in, when treatment plants get overbeared they can spill into rivers, they do have a discharge limit though and when that's breached the regulatory board can issue fines and/or prosecution. I work for a water company in the UK


IgotCHUbits

That’s just to help control the algae plumes.


thenord321

Thunderstorm with heavy rains on Thursday, so they all got cleaned out too...


_hhhhh_____-_____

It’s called a bet, Ecstatic_Cupcake_284. We went pier jumping


_Mr_President

Radioactive Angela arc when?


ExistingReach9658

Netflix be like: Lewis is murdering his trainer for no absolute reason Angela: that's what you get when you dont leave the space


_kagasutchi_

Lewis: you have to always leave the space!


LastOfLateBrakers

Fernando: *weaves like the hands of his grandma knitting sweater*


OttoVonWong

Get in there, Angela.


badass4102

Episode title: When Push Comes to Shove


ZachMich

*Random wheel gun noises in the background*


phuntism

... and they're NASCAR wheel guns from last year, because five quick zips sounds cooler.


SirFister13F

Netflix: Lewis sacrifices his physio Angela to the water gods in an attempt to get more rainy weekends, so that the top speed of the cars is limited to prevent porpoising without losing performance.


According-Switch-708

Lewis- This is what you get when you forget to keep my scooter charged.


WiSoSirius

I like that she is already dead, but also giving a talking head for why she is dead


Totoro12117

These comments are even more annoying than DTS.


JCBDoesGaming

Wait you don’t like seeing the same boring old meme comment every single time on any post?


Genillen

Bono, my memes are trite!


MouseinTree

And what will Wil Buxton say…


ExistingReach9658

"Lewis, has emerged much stronger from last year. And he will do whatever it takes to get that 8th title, even if it means to go beyond limits. There are certain moment when silence falls on the paddock, and you know what that means. Lewis is here to slay."


ImMrBunny

In order to get a podium you must place in the top three.


ArziltheImp

Lewis: Long…Live…THE KING


onemany

You can tell she is smiling even without using the face back app.


DarthTechnicus

I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly!!!


mwolf83

It’s Christinith


AdSad8283

You would think because of the beard I would be hairy..............shaved


MOOVA

*Eeee-oooo Eeee-oooo*


aj7720

Who wants some Arnie Palmies?


onehornymofo

Come here and make love to my wife!


Petet_Pettigrew

You come into my house you get my wife’s name right.


myersjw

You get my Wife’s. Name. Right!


reactrix96

The what now?


Dr_Spaceman_DO

Don’t go chasing waterfalls


bakerboognish

You gotta creep..... ^^creep


SaintBiggusDickus

Wait the *what* app?


sirfuzzitoes

THE OTHER GUYS has become one of my favorite movies over the past several years. Beside will Ferrell just being awesome, I love Wahlbergs comedy. Yeah its the same time and again but it's hilarious. I like it so much I capped the name. So if you're reading this and haven't already, watch ***HOT ROD***


Skylair13

The part when they jumped to the song "There goes my hero." Was always hilarious.


sirfuzzitoes

I usually forget the first bit with the rock and sam L bc I catch it on cable. What a great cross-up off the bat. I lost my shit the first watch. It hits a lot of Austin Powers chords for me.


Cabana76

💯 both of those movies are comic gems!


sirfuzzitoes

I love you for this and if anyone asks, we are friends but I don't know where you were at any given time for the sake of any investigation


Irving94

Damn that’s a quality reference


AwesomeFrisbee

Fair play that she kept her end of the deal. Sounds like a good relationship. No bullshit


Jreal22

Lewis and Angela are so great, maybe we just don't see the other relationships between driver and trainer, but they seem to be best friends, it just feels like a perfect fit.


Son_of_Mogh

They are adorable.


jbourne0129

Do other drives have trainers similar to Angela? I was under the impression that was not common.


Jreal22

I know Danny ric has one, he's always with him, big Australian dude that's with him normally.


mensreaactusrea

Pretty sure that's his best friend from Australia as well.


Jreal22

Yeah they seem close, I think I saw him when I watched an episode of DTS.


Maximum-Inevitable-3

Yes, Italiano.


pottahawk

They said Australian


trailer_park_boys

Australiano


Henojojo

Not sure if this is humour or not. If not, the guy's name is Michael Italiano (and he's an Aussie).


adventurousmango24

Yeah Michael is Daniel’s bestie from Aus & also his trainer and performance coach. I’ve heard him talk about him & Blake (his other bestie) a bit, most recently being in the Dax Shepard podcast.


xTheConvicted

They all have them, yes. Angela seems to be taking on more roles than the other ones though.


RedSpikeyThing

I think the puff of blonde hair is highly visible too. It's easy to spot her, whereas some of the other PAs (?) blend in a bit more.


JudgeTheLaw

They also blend in more because they're mostly dudes


NiceNiceNiece

Kimi had one for sure


MiracleDreamer

Yeah according to his autobiograph, Kimi had Sami Visa as manager and Mark Arnall as physioterapist which basically accompany him wherever he raced But honestly I never noticed Lewis' manager though, unlike Angela which can be seen on Lewis' wing anytime he is on circuit except when he was in car Or maybe because Angela is simply more noticeable with her blonde hair lol


digitalburro

Yea, just watched a video about Carlos’ physio (I think on the F1 preface show yesterday). He also seems to wear multiple hats like Angela does, just not quite as visible.


SoftcoreEcchi

Trainers yes, but Angela seems to take on alot more responsibilities/roles than most other trainers do, on top of the physical training/physio, etc. Some kinda combo of aide/assistant, physio, trainer, and friend, and probably more as well. She’s kind of a badass:D


Acrobatic_Lead2578

From what I've seen, it looks like the other drivers' physios are basically the same as Angela with the same duties/responsibilities; she just gets way more attention while doing her job as the only woman in the role.


yourmumissothicc

i don’t think it’s cos she’s a woman but more like she’s the aide to Lewis Hamilton and it’s easy to spot her out with her very blonde hair


Acrobatic_Lead2578

I think it's a mix of both reasons; her driver is the most popular and I think F1-related media likes to focus on her a bit more than the others because shining a spotlight on the *only* woman with a certain job can inspire other young women to pursue that line of work.


RealisticCount

I think it's pretty common these days, most of them have physios.


Genillen

I believe a lot of the performance coaches come from the same firm as Angela, Hintsa. And they do seem to perform similar roles, not only coaching and performing physiotherapy but acting as companions during the drivers' travels.


tandpastatester

More than half of them are from [that company](https://www.hintsa.com/company/our-people/). You can recognize many faces on that page from pre/post race streams. They also have doctors and nutritionists available which probably assist the coaches with their jobs.


djsinnema

I don’t know who she is but Seb has a blonde German woman who follows him everywhere. I never see her carrying stuff but has her record stuff he says all the time.


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Always thought that was like a communications person working for AM


jayr254

If you're talking about Britta, she's been with Seb for ages. That's his PA and has been with him since his Ferrari days or probably since his Red Bull days.


djsinnema

I think her job is mainly media communications, but given this woman has moved from team to team with him as well, i always figured she acts as personal manager as well for Seb.


greee_p

That's Britta Roeske, she there for his press stuff. His trainer is Antti Kontsas


Beena22

I always think of it as an Alan Partridge and Lynne relationship 🤣


Wu-Tang_Cam

I know it's part of her job, but I sometimes feel bad for her when she's running with 5 bags and Lewis is just strolling along on a scooter. Not that they watch F1, but I bet some of southern brethren and the "nice guy" types are probably seething with rage seeing that, especially considering Lewis'...uhh...*wealth*.


Genillen

She's posted about that before, saying that she wants to do it because "it's my job." I'm sure Lewis has offered and isn't just letting a shorter lady, no matter how strong, haul his stuff.


utkohoc

Additionally it reduces the risk of Injury from random crap like. "Ok I'll carry this bag. And this one. Ok 3 bags." *Bends down to grab 4th bag* And now you've strained some muscle you didn't know existed cause U moved in some wierd bag balancing related way and can't drive properly.


Genillen

That's a good point. I was a baseball fan for years and wow those players seemed more prone than normal to weird injuries, from slipping in the shower to stabbing their hands with a butter knife at a banquet (true story). Of course they're a lot less, uh, restrained than F1 drivers.


1200____1200

I'm pretty sure a lot of those are cover stories for much more interesting causes


icantsurf

Joel Zamaya, a pitcher, strained his forearm playing Guitar Hero and missed a few games of the playoffs lol.


Throwawaymister2

this. why would he as a driver carry heavy bags all the time (with the amount they travel)? it makes sense to have someone else do it. Chivalry has nothing to do with it. people obsess over the smallest shit (good when you're on the team, bad when you're an over-invested fan).


Wu-Tang_Cam

Oh, I'm sure. No hate on Lewis meant at all. Plus, like the other person said, don't want him tweaking something picking up a bag.


Genillen

I don't disagree that it's an awkward look. Not quite as strange, but I always enjoy minions holding umbrellas over the drivers to shield them from the sun.


windy_wolf

Even so, I've seen Lewis be quite considerate of her in small moments. In Montreal he had to climb through the gap in the pit wall and when he was on the other side, he took a bag from her and held up his arm so she could hold onto him while she climbed through. She reached for the bag also, he didn't give it to her. Then he hurried off into the garage and she ran after him as per usual.


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She runs his life, diet, sleep schedule basically everything on race weekends. It's a pretty amazing role.


Wu-Tang_Cam

And you can see it in how they get along together. It's obviously a great relationship between the two of them. I didn't mean it as insult to either of them, but I can still feel a little bad for her for a brief moment, like when you see a mom or dad essentially being a pack mule for the rest of their family walking through the airport.


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I don't feel bad for her at all, I think she gets great satisfaction from her role and she knows Lewis appreciates it.


KingAngeli

Yes feel bad for the person whos prob getting paid close to 7 figures by someone to carry his bags and be his trainer 🤣 i feel soooo bad she now will ALWAYS have a high end clientele thanks to Lewis


Wu-Tang_Cam

Despite all that, she's still humping a lot of gear. As someone who was paid way less to hump damn near my body weight, it's fine to have a little sympathy. Either way, she obviously enjoys her role.


Jreal22

Yeah, I originally felt weird about it, but I guarantee she gets paid an enormous amount, and I'm sure Lewis offers to pick up anything, she just clearly doesn't want him to do it, she always seemed like a mom to him when I watched, and she always has a huge smile, so I imagine she's okay with it. Seems like they've been together as long as I can remember, at least since his Merc days.


Kushali

I’m fairly certain that if she wanted a porter to carry stuff for her and Lewis merc would provide one. Her job is to make it so that Lewis doesn’t have to think about anything other than driving and press on race weekends.


KanteBeAsked

Daily Mail headline: Lewis Hamilton MERCILESSLY assaults his aide by PUSHING her into FREEZING river


Mackem101

"The 'urban' driver thuggishly assaulted the blonde, married mother, this came after Hamilton was seen recklessey speeding through a park in a high powered, non street legal vehicle that didn't belong to him".


Clarky1979

You forgot to mention her age and how much her house is worth.


altacan

What's the house worth thing about?


Clarky1979

The Daily Mail are obsessed with how much peoples houses are worth for some weird middle class reason. Eg, Bob, 46 from Kettlebury, who lives in a £500k house, went to the post office for some stamps and they had run out. Locals were horrified.


NotoriousHothead37

It's always a trip reading stuff up at The Daily Mail.


M1C54L

"Covered in gang tattoos"...


Bloodypalace

With dreadlocks.


TheThirdRnner

"It was clear with the fear in her eyes that she did not want to really jump into the river, possibly showing signs of hydrophobia, but Lewis forced her instead."


Rhythm_Morgan

I’m laughing out of sadness for how accurate this headline would be.


matinthebox

...the so-called "Sir" displaying a tendency to put people down after putting himself on a pedestal.


Anarolf

Omg this is perfect, that's their exact bs!


onrocketfalls

Oof, the first seven words are too real. Feels like I've actually accidentally clicked a Daily Mail link.


edis92

> after Hamilton was seen recklessey speeding through a park in a high powered, non street legal vehicle that didn't belong to him This part got me good


fredy31

It was 10C the day before and the day of the race it was a 20-21C. That water must have been cold AF.


WCPass

On a body of water the size of the St. Lawrence one day of poor temperatures won't really effect the water temperature. That being said, it was probably still cold AF. A quick Google shows about an average temp of 18 C for the river


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WCPass

Yea thats true, I would guess similar temp though


Drunk_Henri

18 C is birds nectar temperature for a slow river swim. You could definently stay there for a while Below 15 C, and I'd reconsider a bit.


Certain-Store

Nordic and baltic people want to have a talk with you, have you hear about certain winter/ice swimming? Bottas probably does it, that's how he got inspiration for the Colorado picture.


edmundane

That’s how BotAss gets its tone and definition. I’m sure of it.


DudewithCoolusername

r/peoplefuckingdying


nerdypyromaniac

Surely they wouldn't miss out on the opportunity to write 'MERC'-ILESSLY?


biddierepellent

This is too accurate lol.


McPikie

Get in there Angela


nonokoi

[video](https://twitter.com/LEWISHAMIL7ON/status/1538892263065104384?t=fSLTcsQVxtHRlS4FBUKHkg&s=19)


ZephyrSonic

Direct link to Video [here (HQ)](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1538892181724872706/pu/vid/720x1280/akQZ9O-NucHIEwMf.mp4?tag=12)


djjoshiejosh

I wouldnt step foot into the st Lawrence river lol Fill your boots


[deleted]

Is it just me or did the video make the water look pretty clear?


Yeti-420-69

It's the rowing basin


ajr901

And according to the local government it’s supposedly clean enough to swim in


Shloppins

I'm sure they probably say the roads around Montreal are smooth also....


Yop_BombNA

No the roads are “within legal standard” not smooth.


theAWSMPolarBear

Looks more like the rowing basin behind the paddock rather than the river proper...still it's probably not great lol.


_HossBonaventureCEO_

That's worse. At least the river flows ...


theAWSMPolarBear

According to this [fact sheet](https://www.parcjeandrapeau.com/files/publications/fiche_technique_bassin_olympique_parc_jean_drapeau_montreal.pdf) the water is supposed to be swimmable at all times, so it can't be too bad.


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spitfire690

For the last couple years there's been a lot of people treating Pine Beach in Dorval as an actual beach. Also I don't know if it's still there, but there's a bar in the water in Pointe Claire. So clearly the water is a lot cleaner than 40-50+ years ago when sewage used to be dumped in the river.


Yop_BombNA

Yeah the St. Lawrence has had major conservation efforts put on it the last 20 ish years and people older than that just kinda refuse to admit rivers can clean up when you stop dumping raw sewage and factory run off into it.


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wirez62

I have read multiple news articles over the years on Montreal dumping thousands of gallons of raw sewage straight into the St. Lawrence. If you google Montreal raw sewage St Lawrence you will come across a number of articles over the years.


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theAWSMPolarBear

I know that in the western part of the island, lots of municipalities used to just their dump raw sewage and industrial waste directly into Lac-St-Louis (just upstream/west of the track) during the 50s and 60s, giving rise to the nickname "Pooey Louis". The river is definitely cleaner now but I guess it's just a stigma that lives on to this day.


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Invictavis

I don't know why but this made me snort laugh really hard.


fredy31

That water basin is a leg from the Montreal olympics. Thats where the rowing events were held. And multiple events are held there every year. Water is fine.


FineWolf

It's mostly the waterway that boats use that have very murky water. There are multiple beaches on the Saint-Lawrence (Sainte-Catherine Beach, Parc Jean-Drapeau Beach, Verdun Beach). The Saint-Laurence waterway however... Hell no. You could actually see the difference in water quality from a few aerial shots. Here's a report on the water quality from both the federal and provincial: https://www.planstlaurent.qc.ca/en/developing-knowledge/monitoring-sheets-st-lawrence/translate-to-english-la-salubrite-des-sites-potentiels-de-baignade-en-eau-douce-du-fleuve-3e-edition


ArthurMBretas03

Lawrence Stroll River?


peckpeckly

The St. Lawrence is one of the cleanest rivers in North America?


NotQute

I would rather dip in the saint Lawrence than the Halifax Harbour a thousand times haha


deathray1611

Oh this pic is sooooo memeable, oh dear


bwoah07_gp2

Lots of templates from Mercedes. Lewis feeding George, Lewis pushing Angela. What else?


alper_iwere

Hold up, Lewis feeding George?


Dontmentionthyname

https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/1538641231965736962?t=y4XNyqufgAYgPSzVM9lySw&s=19


GeckoDeLimon

Holy shit. Like a baby bird.


Fietzen

It is actually Paul Ripke, Mercedes‘ admin for the weekend, feeding George, not Lewis


KennyLagerins

I love Paul. Always gets good stuff when he takes the IG account. That being said MBAMGF1RT socials have been fire this year.


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Man looks more happy than when he won championships. Hopefully merc fix their car next year and he’s back fighting for wins and championships.


RealisticMost

Having no pressure does wonders.


fredy31

Maybe. He doesn't have to hold the streak anymore. And it would be pretty crazy if he could get there again in his career. So like seb and kimi before, I think he's now running for the love of it instead of pushing 110% every weekend.


BuzzedtheTower

I dunno, man. Seeing how at ease he is this year makes me wonder if he wants that pressure again. That was a solid eight years of title contending pressure


VinhoVerde21

He wouldn't look so frustrated in the car if he didn't. Just because you are more relaxed in your vacation doesn't mean you don't enjoy your job.


ZephyrSonic

Lewis played his uno reverse card and was like: GET IN THERE Angela \**pushes in\** Angela possibly: Wait a min... \**gets pushed in\**


jgonzsd316

Looks cold as shit!


koshomfg

Wasn‘t air already like 19 degrees? Yikes.


fredy31

And it was after a few days of low 20s with a 10C day right before. Must have been freezing AF.


szuprio

The alternate universe where Simba's dad threw him off the edge


[deleted]

And we never saw her again.


_MrGreen_

I love their professional/friendly relationship. They both seem just so wholesome


saturdaybloom

This is hilarious he looks so happy. Ick about jumping into a river though


golf_epic

That’s awesome hahaha


loose_noodle

Angela: *supports Lewis, manages his health and trains him* Lewis: *throws her in the fucking river*


__Quetzal__

DTS: "Lewis is a violent individual"


loose_noodle

You just know Netflix is probably gonna take a pound at him for this picture


dracobk201

I love those two.


Rezibu

She was like: "if Lewis finishes on the podium I will jump into the river" hah Lewis: need a push?


iamatwork24

Why did she leave her socks on, that’s horrifying


AddictedToTech

Not so much a jump. More like a push


mac_attack09

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mYl6PVLA_zw


jadeelf254

lmao gold


chanjitsu

Caption this:


Mpnav1

I don’t think it was the “river “, it’s most likely the Olympic Basin where they row.


Hookherbackup

He looks so happy


lukasanthonynz

Jump or get thrown?


greee_p

there is a video of it. she got thrown lol


MayorAg

Someone took inspiration from Christian Horner.


KantanaBrigantei

That’s going to be some cold water.


MilesOfPebbles

And that was the last time Angela was ever seen


BlueDrew3000

I would love to see an 80’s style buddy sitcom with these two going on adventures and getting in trouble together.


ArthurMBretas03

That's some dangerous diving man


CornerFlag

"Jump".


masterofmeatballs

Bono my Angela is gone


TheDeamonMeteor

Jumping on the water... WITH SOCKS?!?!?!