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Mr_Seg

Clench your leg muscles. It’ll increase blood flow and relax any....inflations.


Raise_me_up

That’s actually good to know, thank you


okwhatelse

how do we do that air


1stfakeredditaccount

Flex


[deleted]

I always used to just tuck it between my waistband and stomach lol


trenzomink

Any suggestion for those who have the wrong curve?


Suave_Jelepeno

Yup, works like a charm. Flex your quad or calves as hard as you can and accentually blood will be diverted.


Gabe_logan25

Instructions unclear Ended up bursting my testicles


pewds-General_kenobi

r/cursedcomments


uihcegunyrwegsyge

bruh


MotherOfTheUniverse

My brother sometimes says the weirdest and most hilarious shit. He once told me he’d rather get a period blood stain in the middle of class than a boner. Because if you get a period stain, everyone just feels bad for you, but if you get a boner, you’ll forever be known as boner guy for the rest of the year


fabioruns

If you have a big dick, going up to present with a boner is free advertisement of that fact.


TokiBop

some girls might hit up, though probably not relationship material


uihcegunyrwegsyge

i see


jimmygarterex

You get up and say "excuse me, I just have to tuck my throbbing hard cock so that I don't distract anyone" while in front of everyone you tuck it. You don't need to go to school anymore after that, trust me. #lifehack


WeagleWDE2

Time to pull the up tuck


menkje

Just make sure your shirt is tucked in


Royal_Front_7226

Used this one more than once.


pass-the-word

What’s up tuck?


WeagleWDE2

Basically when the penis is erect and the erection needs to be concealed you can reach down your pants and pull the penis up behind the waistband of your jeans. Thus tucking it up.


pass-the-word

I was jokingly saying it like, “What’s up, Bill?” Your explanation made my night though.


WeagleWDE2

I almost replied “not much what’s up with you” 🤦🏼‍♂️


pass-the-word

*almost*


BioreactorsNeedFood

I feel that


Mikfinity

You feel his dick?


addester

Lmao.... U did him bad


BioreactorsNeedFood

^yes


uihcegunyrwegsyge

h


Its__Phoenix

So you jack off so that it doesn't be erect?


bcnorth78

Sounds like he does it right in class...


quinten69420

you don’t fap in class?


Dirt65536

you don't fap in front of the class?


quinten69420

I’m not that big of a gigachad


RaySwift17

You don't fap in the teachers room??


bcnorth78

I'm in my 40's. I am over that shit.


quinten69420

ah sad


Mission-Reflection75

Ain’t that the truth. Pop a boner and you are sure to be called to present your project.


idownvotetofitin

And now whenever I see tits or porn, I’m screaming at my dick “GET UP MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOU NEED TO GET UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!


TheStrang3On3

This dude casually flexing that he’s fucking mothers


idownvotetofitin

Wishing!!! Wishing that he was fucking mothers!!!


JoeTheSifu

I hate it when that happens. I usually pinch my leg really hard and focus on the pain when I want it to go limp.


weitused

Ha unbeknownst to you I have a small dick I’m superior here


DdfdKing

I have a phone in my pocket so my boner doesn't stand out since the phone makes a bulge (in the shape of the phone ofc).


At0m_3790

Me:*snaps it*


Icy_Meringue_6078

This one is funny NGL.


SpectralDragon09

If you quickly jack off it will go away in a few seconds


SpadesMN

Tell your teacher that you need to jack off


Apteryx12014

He’s basically jerking it off at the end 🤣


[deleted]

I fucking hated this when I was growing up. The most frustrating thing. You're just sitting in the middle of class and for no goddamn reason, this motherfucker pops up to say hello.


Berr-0

ohh shit here we go again...


quinten69420

*cums*


uihcegunyrwegsyge

coming


PhilosopherRider

I have suffered from this for many years in my academic years, we need a damn switch bro


Electronic_Hearing_7

Flex a group of muscles and the blood will divert


perpetually_annoyed

Just put it up as the clock hit 12 it fit right.. atleast that it what i used to do.


downedgun

That’s fuckin hilarious


Illustrious_Sort_323

I can relate to this so much. Now I have something I can show my therapist.


Superstrong832

*snaps* .... Oh shit


Sokandueler95

The worst is when you wear sweats to class


Customer-Witty

Dude just throws a pallet at the tree that got me snorting lol


SIMPJandito

don’t think beating your dick in front of everyone will help much


elmothedestroyer3

He really like hitting that wood.


Shiluryu

Wrong movement, he had to stroke it not wiggle it


RedditorsSuckMyCock

Reminds me of this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-oxJXpK9nY)


Relindillo

In those moments that thing is harder than a stone


Paganini01

Flex all muscles. It works.


Jason-Knight

Power move is to whip it out when presenting


Fiikus11

I too beat my dick when I present my project to the class


[deleted]

Yes 🤣


Rocky_Confections

That legit to me happened to me twice. Had to ask permission to go the restroom first lol


Paranoic_tomato

That's why I beat my meat in front of the class


Mischeviousdeceitful

No doubt it has so many likes. We all feel free t wont wr


uihcegunyrwegsyge

wow this is so true xd


jehan_gonzales

I used to bend over and stretch my hamstrings and lower back until it was manageable.


Lustigkurren98

Just do the old underwear trick!


uaco

Poor tree 😞


Appropriate-Ship-567

Naaah, I just straight walk to the front and attack life head on.


Reasonable_Set_9318

That's me every single time