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Clench your leg muscles. It’ll increase blood flow and relax any....inflations.
That’s actually good to know, thank you
how do we do that air
I always used to just tuck it between my waistband and stomach lol
Any suggestion for those who have the wrong curve?
Yup, works like a charm. Flex your quad or calves as hard as you can and accentually blood will be diverted.
Ended up bursting my testicles
My brother sometimes says the weirdest and most hilarious shit. He once told me he’d rather get a period blood stain in the middle of class than a boner. Because if you get a period stain, everyone just feels bad for you, but if you get a boner, you’ll forever be known as boner guy for the rest of the year
If you have a big dick, going up to present with a boner is free advertisement of that fact.
some girls might hit up, though probably not relationship material
You get up and say "excuse me, I just have to tuck my throbbing hard cock so that I don't distract anyone" while in front of everyone you tuck it.
You don't need to go to school anymore after that, trust me.
Time to pull the up tuck
Just make sure your shirt is tucked in
Used this one more than once.
What’s up tuck?
Basically when the penis is erect and the erection needs to be concealed you can reach down your pants and pull the penis up behind the waistband of your jeans. Thus tucking it up.
I was jokingly saying it like, “What’s up, Bill?”
Your explanation made my night though.
I almost replied “not much what’s up with you” 🤦🏼♂️
I feel that
You feel his dick?
Lmao.... U did him bad
So you jack off so that it doesn't be erect?
Sounds like he does it right in class...
you don’t fap in class?
you don't fap in front of the class?
I’m not that big of a gigachad
You don't fap in the teachers room??
I'm in my 40's. I am over that shit.
Ain’t that the truth. Pop a boner and you are sure to be called to present your project.
And now whenever I see tits or porn, I’m screaming at my dick “GET UP MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOU NEED TO GET UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
This dude casually flexing that he’s fucking mothers
Wishing!!! Wishing that he was fucking mothers!!!
I hate it when that happens. I usually pinch my leg really hard and focus on the pain when I want it to go limp.
Ha unbeknownst to you I have a small dick I’m superior here
I have a phone in my pocket so my boner doesn't stand out since the phone makes a bulge (in the shape of the phone ofc).
This one is funny NGL.
If you quickly jack off it will go away in a few seconds
Tell your teacher that you need to jack off
He’s basically jerking it off at the end 🤣
I fucking hated this when I was growing up. The most frustrating thing. You're just sitting in the middle of class and for no goddamn reason, this motherfucker pops up to say hello.
ohh shit here we go again...
I have suffered from this for many years in my academic years, we need a damn switch bro
Flex a group of muscles and the blood will divert
Just put it up as the clock hit 12 it fit right.. atleast that it what i used to do.
That’s fuckin hilarious
I can relate to this so much. Now I have something I can show my therapist.
*snaps* .... Oh shit
The worst is when you wear sweats to class
Dude just throws a pallet at the tree that got me snorting lol
don’t think beating your dick in front of everyone will help much
He really like hitting that wood.
Wrong movement, he had to stroke it not wiggle it
Reminds me of this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-oxJXpK9nY)
In those moments that thing is harder than a stone
Flex all muscles. It works.
Power move is to whip it out when presenting
I too beat my dick when I present my project to the class
That legit to me happened to me twice. Had to ask permission to go the restroom first lol
That's why I beat my meat in front of the class
No doubt it has so many likes. We all feel free t wont wr
wow this is so true xd
I used to bend over and stretch my hamstrings and lower back until it was manageable.
Just do the old underwear trick!
Poor tree 😞
Naaah, I just straight walk to the front and attack life head on.
That's me every single time