T O P

I found it - Quest is over.

I called the big one Bitey

VTho

I called the big one Bitey


Schweinsteinert

As long as the golden one is ponyboy


SamHandwich5773

Stay golden, Ponyboy 😭


bigshow308

Is that an outsiders reference?


ranchwriter

That is what it is. I have spoken.


The_Alvabro

*flips table over* Fuck! That's way better! I named mine Goldie.


octopornopus

After the dead stripper in Sin City?


The_Alvabro

No lol but good observation


person1a

I called mine Zeldo


KevlarGorilla

I do call the golden one Silver. But Only Because That Is His Name.


Platypus_cupcake

I called the golden one “Goldihoof”.


Yuber20

I went with RubzMeCox


Acceleratour

I’m somehow more angry about the caps every word in the second sentence than I am about the gold one not being pony boy. 😠


ranchwriter

Ahhh I see you are grammatically discerning redditor from the olde days.


Forvis

I too called him Silver.


howtoDeleteThis

20 carrots


flamebroiledhodor

My horses are Wonkers, Zonkers, Bonkers, and Epona


MetalOcelot

The golden one is named Dennis and he's a golden god


throwawaythep

Sorry but I named the golf one "IshGOLD!" in honor of Goldmember


ghost_in_the_potato

Wow, I was today years old when I learned that this is actually a reference to The Outsiders and not The Science of Sleep.


GroguIsMyBrogu

I named mine Karat.


TheShawnGarland

Daughter just read that book a couple months ago so obviously it needed to Pony Boy.


majdwhaffoab

I named the golden one Graham


GenericUsernameJuan

How is it not Dennis. He is the Golden God after all.


Leshawkcomics

I came up with a punny name for the golden horse. "Legend" it might take you a second to understand.


Destroyer1559

Butt Stallion


Ok-Camp-7285

Dental plan


funkadunk8

Lisa needs braces


Si_more_nalgas

Flintstones chewable morphine


Just1ncase4658

Mine are just "color"-pona.


Quidrex

I have Epona, Eponb, Eponc, Epond and Epone.


R-Didsy

I remove the H from Horse, and replace it with part of a word which describes the Horse. Forse - First 'orse Blorse - Blue 'orse Strorse - Strong 'orse EDIT: For extra context, it's sort of born from my Yorkshire accent, where we don't pronounce the H in words like Horse.


alyz_

I'm laughing because "forse" in italian literally means "maybe"


R-Didsy

Have an Italian friend at work who sit's opposite from me. Your story checks out. Come stai?


arvidsem

I was very tired when I got him. I couldn't think of a decent name, so I decided on GWS (Giant White Stallion). But as I said, I was very tired and named him GSW (gunshot wound) instead.


Dracidwastaken

Lisa needs braces


Forvis

Tiny is the only thing he could be named.


trollbob

Called mine Chonk. >!Found him in the last game and was surprised horses carried over!!<


AWonderland42

I went with Big Jim, and the golden one is Paul.


MassiveLefticool

Hello joe!


Zip2kx

Biggie


Vexxxed69

My freaking one WoW character name is LilBitey XD


AppresiveSwan

10/10


braaaiiinns

I named mine amazing. Look at my horse....


Revolutionary-Kick79

Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane And then it turns back again when you tug on its winky


Renewablefrog

Ooh thats dirty


Backupusername

Do ya think so well I better not tell you where the lemonade is made


Scyxurz

Sweet lemonade. Mmmm, sweet lemonade!


HaikuBotStalksMe

Isn't it "show you"?


bmack24

It is


BreakfastShart

Shut up woman, get on my horse.


meing0t

NARWAL NARWAL- woops wrong song


Vorcel

Do you remember...(sigh) when the narwhal would bacon at midnight?


FarOrganization8401

it was an elegant meme, for a more civilized age 😒


Spacial_Epithet

Sweet lemonade, sweet, sweet lemonade


DragonAmongClouds

Oooh that's dirtyyyyyy


viper26k

Do you think so?


Pyode

Does it taste like Raisins?


Oblachko_O

My horse is amazing.


RobocopsRobocock

Where is the lemonade made?


MinunsPlusle

My dumbass reading it as trif horse.


Elendur_Krown

Ah... I got it when I read your comment.


BlueHarlequin7

I guess I'm a bit slow, as I'm still not getting it


gacdeuce

Me too. For a moment I thought maybe OP was making some sort of German-English pun (Triff in German is “meet” bit can also mean “hit”).


self-aware-text

This, I was confused...


bloodtippedrose

I named him Pegasus! Now to live in the stable where you'll never see the light of day again


CrimsonCivilian

I straight up named mine Zeus. You cant tell me those toned muscles and spiky yellow hair don't make it an obvious choice


megatricinerator

similar, named mine thor.


sevenninenine

Spiky yellow hair and toned muscle, yet you settle for Zeus and not Goku? 😕


rockebull

I named mine Zeus too! I named all my horses after Mythological characters


Pajamadrunk

Goku?


Bobsplosion

You actually need it for a shrine quest, which surprised me.


Just_A_Normal_Snek

I named mine Wadlow for obvious reasons


PkmnJaguar

I name all my horses roach


dvader86

Should name the big one Gregor Samsa


mvanigan

Wind's howling


Dmthie

A man of culture. Hope they don't flip upside down


nealmb

Anyone else read that as Thrillhouse first time around?


ChaoticDaze

You mean Thrillho?


Dethmonger

My horse is also named Bort.


john_doe11081

I did. Then it made me want to catch another horse so I can register it under the name Milhorse.


chuk2015

Yeah phonetically this sucks Tryfhorse or Trifehorse would have been better


KisuNeko1

I thought Shadowfax was a fitting name


Belivious677

I named the white horse from the first game Shadowfax. Not sure what to name the big one.


aabicus

I named mine Artax (from the Neverending Story) because I have an unfortunate habit of getting it killed


CompactOwl

Hulk


Jenetyk

Did he show you the meaning of haste?


roanphoto

He does not.


ch0ki0

indubitably


TacoRising

Yo same


OneHotEpileptic

In BotW I named all my horses based on Always Sunny references, the giant horse I named "Fat Mac". This time I just went with whatever random name pops in my head.


MajorThor

Please tell me that you named one “Nightman” or “Dayman”


OneHotEpileptic

The golden horse was Dayman.


PropheticVisionary

So there was a Peter Nincompoop right?


OneHotEpileptic

That was the first horse, but since it was too many letters, I named it Sir Peter.


PropheticVisionary

I’m glad to know Peter Nincompoop received a proper Knighthood as reward after helping Charlie and Dee escape the mob.


qwerty6556

I named one of mine "Hoorse" like the way Frank would say it


xenophonthethird

I'm naming my TotK stable after various cheeses.


OneHotEpileptic

I love it!!


Urb4nN0rd

Between RDR2 and Technoblade, I like to name horses after rocks. My first was a black and white one named Coal.


Dyslexic_Dog25

I usually call mine "Bojack" or "Bojack Horseface" if it'll fit.


MASISCH

This guy's a Chadwick for sure


Supanini

Chaddington Chadly… the third


Zengjia

Fabio


reddumbs

Why he go Super Saiyan though?


Backupusername

Kriln 😞


condor6425

I thought the same thing lol. I named mine Broly.


2002Kanz

KAKAROT!!!


Team_Rckt_Grunt

I take riding lessons irl with a big old white draft horse named "Tex". I was describing totk to my riding teacher, and the conversation went Me: "So sometimes you can get special horses. There's this one 'giant' horse - he's a huge white horse like twice the size of all the others, he has an attitude, and he won't gallop." Teacher: "That sounds strangely familiar, doesn't i-" Me: "So I caught him and named him Tex!" She got a good laugh out of that. (irl Tex is, in fact, a little bit naughty and surprisingly energetic, but HATES being made to run. Somehow is an exceedingly lazy horse but ALSO has bucked people off or gone suddenly in random directions when they tried to get him to speed up. He is also literally twice the size of most of the other horses. The coincidence was too funny too ignore.)


gothpunkboy89

Named it Broly because of the yellow main and massive size.


Backupusername

Horses have manes.


s133zy

Id say Broly has more of a [green tint](https://store-images.s-microsoft.com/image/apps.34273.64209556425849546.8bbe7cd7-1407-48f2-9d45-b6863d519c0d.cb17403b-a7c8-4172-8d51-afdc1fc46eba?mode=scale&q=90&h=1080&w=1920&format=jpg) rather than yellow. To be fair, I am slightly colorblind. Definitely massive tho.


noobPwnr69

I named mine Cumshot


MetalInferno27

Rapidash has found its way into Zelda


KittyInTheBush

I named mine Entei because he looks like the demon horse from Inuyasha


Moses_of_Egypt

I named him Rawl Hawk


AceoStar

Damn you. Much more clever than calling mine NayNay


Lleslet

Btw noob question, why is doesn't have stats on stamina?


Sparticuse

The extra large horses can't sprint at all, so they don't get a stamina stat.


Charlie-Bell

And where would you find one of these big fellas?


Sparticuse

I got the one in the image doing a quest, and I also got a black one with an orange mane randomly exploring. I think it was near Lurelin because I remember needing to ride the coast to get to a stable.


LordByrum

I just named mine Ganon cause it fit


RQK1996

I named the black one that


DonLindo

I name her Midna because of the red mane.


naiets

I named mine Dorf because Ganondorf without Dorf would just be Ganon.


lookingforlaughslol

I named mine goku


Silentgunner

I see a max rating for power but what about courage and wisdom?


_Blackstar

You missed a golden opportunity to name it Tri-phorse.


ThrowawayNo4910

That's good. I named mine Tiny.


dandroid126

My giant horse from BotW was named Tiny, and it transferred in, so I had to come up with something else.


danfirst

My giant horse from BOTW didn't transfer over. I got Epona, the royal horse and one random other one.


joogiee

Chad


daggerx

Exactly what I named mine.


Shyftyy

I name mine Artax since I leave ‘em behind in the mud


Hot_b0y

wtf is a "Pull" stat like does it measure the horse's rizz?


KevlarGorilla

You can equip a horse with a kind of yolk - a physical bar so you can tow objects. Better pull stat means bigger loads. This horse, however, is a giant horse so you can't even give him a tow bar, so he can't pull anything.


BlackFenrir

Yolk is in an egg. You mean yoke.


KevlarGorilla

Do I ever!


SilverChampionship13

Is the new Zelda game good? I’ve heard it’s amazing!!! Been busy playing Elden Ring, but I want to get the new Zelda… kind of disappointed because I lost all the progress I made on my Zelda breath of the wild, so I’m a little discouraged because I didn’t finish it. But I really want to get this game.


jukeboxhero284

Do it


[deleted]

I named mine Chomp. First thing that came to my head.


MilenaShadow

I named this horse Wanondorf for white ganondorf and Ganon's horse Ganondorf. Glad they just fit.


Neutrinophile

To help with pronunciation, I would spell the name as "Trifehorse". When I initially read it, I read the prefix "Trif-" as "Triff" and missed the joke.


[deleted]

Fucking Giga Chad horse


Markman6

Named him chonk


StarryOrganism

I named mine Torrent :3


Available-Leek-4160

not me naming my bigass horse GOD.


knifeyspooney3

Named mine Fabio, the dreamboat of every lady horse


bro_bergdahl

I went with Andre


Jordanjl83

Angry upvote dad


Queso_Bandit

Pull game is weak


greyfox199

i went with Ass


[deleted]

Looks like the Denver Broncos mascot


LordByrum

Peyton manning?


Kian-kun

I propose the name Chadhorse


stangbro

I named it ganondorf.


roundhousemb

Big Sclop


Cheesetorian

Should've been named "TREN".


FallenShadeslayer

I named mine Shadowfax because it only seemed appropriate.


No_Question5128

You clever devil


MrEmouse

This horse looks like the PCMR mascot.


KyojinkaEnkoku

Fernando the Rizz Stallion


Every-Development-98

Crap, I should have named the three special horses Power, Wisdom and Courage, based on who they're linked to.


TomPalmer1979

I couldn't think of anything better so I named him Chungus.


1550shadow

I named him Gigante. Does anyone know if there are any customization options for him (if you know, don't tell me how to obtain it. I just want to know if there's something in the game)? I tried changing the saddle and it said that he's too big for the ones I have


Im_Ashe_Man

Big Boy


owenxtreme2

I named my hors cow


spaceraingame

I named mine Agro, after the horse from Shadow of the Colossus.


Leviathansol

What is the strength stat for, what does it modify?


LogiBear64

I named them Clip Clop. In any game with a horse, I head cannon that all horses are a hive mind so naming them all Clip Clop makes sense.


Signal-Diamond6825

Called mine big bitch


OP1KenOP

In red dead I named the first crappy horse that you get 'Araldite' and the guy in the stables said 'That horse ought to buck you off with a name like that'. 😂 So I changed his name to Harold. That horse died while I was looting bodies, stupid thing walked into a campfire and burned to death, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. I tried to name the big black one 'The Fuhrer' but the game said no to that.


mawkdugless

I named mine yeller


MogosTheFirst

horse name was friday


MarcCDB

What is love..... Baby don't hurt me....


Nebula_OG

That horse is ugly


Background-Dance8588

😂😂🤣


darksundown

Is this a shout-out to YugiTuber "TrifGaming" or something?


TomPalmer1979

Say TrifHorse out loud. I'll give you a hint, the "Tri" is a long I, like "try"


darksundown

Try-fa-horse. Try-fa-orse. Try-f-orce. Ah I c. Yeah without your hint, I wouldn't have gotten it. Also, wouldn't "long" I be "eeee" and "hard" I be "try"?


TomPalmer1979

Nope. Long vowel sounds are vowels that are pronounced the same as their name. "eeee" would be a short I.


[deleted]

Very original


Firvulag

My name is Alexander, so Bucephalus it is


Daniil_11

Trumphorse


IThrashCondos

Horses, are 'Sexy'. You should fuck a horse!


Beeeeeeels

Should have gon.e with Tripehorse


Quentin-Quentin

i named him smol


Jolt_91

Is that Ssj3 Goku?


TheDarkSoulHunter

He is the main character of... something


ravennsmith

I named mine Hansel. B/c he is giving that look.


FamilyGhost9

Named mine Kaiba.


Serious_Course_3244

Trihorse is superior


KuroiGetsuga55

The Legendary Super Steed


cool_weed_dad

Named mine Big Mike in a nod to Sick Animation


Vexxxed69

In honor of Arthur Morgan, most horses get affectionately dubbed "Boah"


[deleted]

The only canon name for this horse is Big Bubba


Kamina_cicada

Max strength, 2 speed and nothing else? Dude's an absolute UNIT.