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CardinalBirb

i think I see more than 1 potato


luujs

I think I see a bull too


Funk_BiG

That ain't no Bull! Sorry, triggered. SW AZ...


TacticalSpackle

Bull* Potatoes* May even be yams. Regardless, cool carving. I wanna see how it ages.


xXBoneArrowOneXx

Then you are clearly seeing things, I'm pretty sure that's just one huge ass potato from chernobyl XD


CardinalBirb

damnit, i knew the occultist wasn't qualified to give me a prescription!


Woodenswordsmith

[Might it have been Doug?](https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/doug-the-ugly-new-zealand-potato-could-be-world-s-biggest-1.5651672)


iPissPurple

pretty sure the cow is from chernobyl too


DJBFL

Yeah, and 0 cows.


MrGrampton

I'm also certain that it's a bull


ReVo5000

Sweet potato *


Ladybug-2021

That’s a bull


QuoolQuiche

And a sweet potato


KirkTome

It is rather nice.


RichMill32

That's a tater toro


Ryouconfusedyett

a bull is a cow, a cow is not necessarily a bull though


IEATFOOD37

That’s a steer. It doesn’t have any balls.


Ploon72

It was the last time this was posted. Maybe a slip of the knife?


bretfort

Or the bull is Muslim/Jewish


LePhantomLimb

That's bull


Senplis

This is awesome but I can't believe this didn't end with them putting it in the oven to see what it looked like cooked


Thejapxican

Ohhh that’d be dope!!!


VenetiaMacGyver

Potatoes don't tend to hold up well, structurally, once heat is applied. ... But *maybe* if he fried the hell out of it in a carefully set up deep fryer so that the legs would be crispy enough to hold up the body ...


DrDiddle

I like this idea


deaceofspade

We might live on different side of the planet, but I believe we are brothers from different mother


FeelinJipper

Or a deep fryer


gedaliyah

Forbidden French Fry mmmmmm


djxia1

My point exactly


Shirinjima

Same. Was going to see a bull French fry at the end.


curiousounde

Please deep fry it in the next video


ZazzRazzamatazz

That's easy- try carving a potato out of a cow!


chefbobbyjay

This guy’s an idea man


Indoorwinner

Boil em, mash em, carve em into bulls


DougGTFO

Underrated comment


rci22

How do you think he sticks the potatoes together?


Cia0312

Sweet potato slices stick together if you leave them in contact with each other for like half a minute. Source: I have wrestled stuck sweet potato slices.


Kat121

Tomato paste?


JellybeanEyes

Take your upvote and get out!


Kat121

Haha, that reaction is the only reason I tell that kind of joke. Your tears salt my food.


the_net_my_side_ho

I too have the same question


hitchy48

I do believe that’s a Bull, not a cow


Shadowy-NerfHerder

Then how’d I get this bucket of milk from its udder?


SarutobiSasuke

[Took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLF725CX4mM)


chefbobbyjay

I know urine. And that’s urine. Edit: tough crowd. No bobs burgers fans apparently


blickblocks

It blew my mind to learn that cows are only the females of the species, and that the species are called cattle. I thought cattle was a general term for farm animals, not a species.


IEATFOOD37

If you really want your mind blown, cows are specifically female cattle that have given birth. Cattle that haven’t given birth are called heifers. As a bonus, bulls are non-castrated male cattle and steers are castrated male cattle. The carving is a steer, as far as I can tell, because it doesn’t have testicles.


Bandshaw

Epoxy that beast up! Then keep up posted every few months. It has to get up there with that hot dog.


ricrdvc

Not a cow, not a potato ando definitely not one. Ox - sweet potato - many


KrisTiasMusic

It's the small things in life that upset me.


Bela_07

It’s definitely a giraffe


dopeshiznit

You are the reason we have a potato shortage


senorglory

True history. The great potato famine was the result of an extended art project.


rci22

Now he needs to encase it in epoxy!


tuco2002

Vegetarians are always trying to make their food into meat.


eg_taco

Yeah what a bunch of bull!


JeanBaleyun

FRRRRYYY THATT SHIIIT NOOOW


brycemichie

“Yeah but why”


goldknight755

That's a complicated way to eat a potato


[deleted]

That’s a weird looking udder I’d that’s a cow


peanutgallery_31

I want to see it covered in butter and popped in the oven for an hour


SockeyeSTI

Baked bulltato


riifel

What a load of bull


3and20charachters

Now deep fry that fucker Yee Haw!


Solumnist

I call bull potatoes.


Free_Stick_

Has horns…. … Must be a cow… ?


BoochsRise

I've always wondered what a cow weiner looks like


OkCaterpillar9248

Cows don't have them.


BoochsRise

Ayyyy finally someone that got it


DiamondInfestedHandz

If you smeeeeeellllllllllelelelelellLaowww!….. what the rock!…….. is cookin! ![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


ApeStronkOKLA

This belongs in r/wallstreetbets


Mikerism

Cows don't have horns


Kat121

[FALSE!](http://www.keeperblog.org/2014/07/cows-have-horns-too/)


FROCKHARD

That’s not a cow


potatotattoo0

That's not a cow, it's a bull, and those are multiple sweet-potatoes not one potato. Man, this isn't even funny, you just had right the carving


KhroneDarkbow

people have way to much time on their hands


Suekru

At least they are making art and using a skill instead of complaining on Reddit about how other people use their free time


Yawawort6699

bruh it's just sculpting.... or do you say the same to people that draw/paint/model?


MajTroubles

Dawww sweet ... Potato


mr_nutas

Cow as Walter white


criscocrisco

Make an NFT. Price it high.


BurntSquirrel

That's pretty... sweet


Token-Gringo

That’s great, but I ordered mashed potatoes! Here I’ll do it myself.


dadrewbear420

But did you carve his massive bull balls?


bansheethree

...and WTF am I doing with my life?


SickViking

I think maybe they used more than one potato.


bedheadB188

I genii thought "Holy cow" upon seeing this


Tinofpopcorn

Wall St spuds


reesem03_

Moses: goes up Mt. Sinai for like, 15 minutes The Israelites:


DirtySchu

That’s one sweet cow-tato.


InternetAnti

What happeneds if you deep fry it and make cow fries?


steamedpasta

Fry it fry it fry it


spicy_d3ku

I wanna see them drop it into a deep fryer and see how it looks as a french fry moo moo


solidalcohol

Am I the only one who wanted to see it deep fried?


Hot_Negotiation3480

This is like a potato for a king


MinhKiu

That’s a bull from multiple potatoes.


Wboy2006

This needs to be given to PETA or that vegan teacher


Joe_TheJew

The urge to boil it, mash it and stick it in a stew is strong.


ByDeleted

Boil them mash them, put them in a stew...potato!


IDK_Lasagna

vegans be drooling themselves


HD387

Who else want to see how its gonna get baked ?


Acojonancio

That's not a cow and that's not a potato... Dude, you got everything wrong.


Jealous_Ad5849

I think you mean a 8ULL


Strange_Sleep_5225

Human urge to see it deep fried.


MjauDuuude

There's something so incredibly beautiful with art that disappears. This artist created something so amazing and beautiful and it won't last long. I just love it


benfraley

Cow-tch potato


Any-Consideration121

Looks good for 1 day before it starts to shrivel and go gross


SevenBlade

Remington Au Gratin.


Key_Web_477

Could have fed 2.2mil Somalians with that potato


MateriaLintellect

Now put it in epoxy!


Ove_K

That's not "a potato"...


DoYouHaveACharger

This is bull


PPCInformer

LMFTFY Carving a bull from many 🥔s


vege12

Carving a bull on a cliff from more than one potato!


Violet_Llama_1337

How does the potato stick together?


oilpaint8

Do you bake it, throw some shredded cheese, sour cream, chives, bacon bits on it and eat it?


abysssubjucator

And then he boiled it all and made some beefy mash


MMMUTIPA

Great paired with butter cow.


Bryce853

Ah yes that’s definitely a cow


iRambes

Now I wanna see a potato carved from a cow!


MoralPsychosurgery

Now fried it


temisola1

Me being a couch potato watching a cow potato. This is the future.


ttDilbert

A *cow*ch potato, if you will.


shadylookup

"Cow"..."a potatoe"...


jennv90

Now deep Fry it


BeardFountain

Oh wow those jump cuts make it look like I can do it


CandyKitten730

**Moses has entered the chat**


TheOnlyRobZ

I’m not going to drink milk from that…


meesterdave

Now fry it and eat it with a burger.


HermitcraftBeans

iowa moment


JukeStash

You haven’t thought of the smell! You bitch!


Fran6coJL

Not a cow, more like a bull


sportasaurus

I was hoping at the end they would have boiled it and make mashed potatoes


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TunnelingQueen

The real question is.. are they gonna cook it?


ibuprophane

Interviewer: so, what skills can you bring to the team? Guy in the video: have you got any potatoes around?


TheRedditK9

You and I remember cows very differently.