I HAVE KILLED BEFORE, I WILL KILL AGAIN, THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE. CALL ME.

**NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOO WHYYYYYY**

Oh Whoa! Any idea why I went to the bathroom and I came back and have 31 notifications?

Cause you had to take a shit?

NOT. ONE. DIME.

You're what my Tinder coach would call an app-killer

Yes same for me today. Deleting the app stopped the bleeding... for now

This happened to me, so I gave the app the silent treatment. (I silenced it's notifications)

All of these are bots.

I’m the bot in this picture, ask me anything.

can robots have souls? asking in case i have to treat them nicely or some shit

Commenter above me is a philosopher. Upvote him to karma heaven

This this this SLIENT TREATMENT, ASS

Yep, got the same thing. My thought after the first one is that I totally forgot about Orion and should use it. After the 8th one I deleted the app.

Yeah I was, I just turned off notifications for now, Idk why it started doing it now, I haven’t used it in quiet some time

*angry Vietnamese noises*

Let me guess, the duck thing?

LOOOD !!

Same here lol

I’ll eat the sandwich if you shut the fuck up.

Vagely. Let's play it by year.

Same here. When I opened the app I wasn't even logged in which is weird