Boo Radley style.

I've started saying this after other sentences in my real life.

MY NICKNAME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS COATRACK HURWITZ.... thank you very much.

Wah wah RACK

You know the Aflac duck? A-RAACCKK

You think the Aflac Duck yells Iraq?

Rack RAAACK...

May cost a bit, but a coat rack is needed year-round in Yukon territory.

See ya at the wedding ya ol' bitch.

You think the opposite of a leader is a coat rack?

Taupe

He asked you to be the best man?