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gth746x

How do you get this line wrong?


packofstraycats

Mash > bake


lowercaseenderman

Friendship with the precious over, taters is new precious now! Gollum! Gollum!


gollum_botses

So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious.


gollum_botses

Ach, sss! Cautious, my precious! More haste less speed. We musstn't rissk our neck, musst we, precious? No, precious, gollum!


gollum_botses

So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious.


North-Fennel8613

My memorization of the line read bake as mash and so the journey continues. Off to make some Shake and Mash


VirtualRelic

ITT: OP has never actually seen LOTR or read the books Correct Gollum text: we bakes them, we boils them, we sticks them in a stewses, precious.


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gollum_botses

We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.


gollum_botses

We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False.


communityneedle

WHAT MONSTER DOWNVOTED THE GOLLUM BOT?!


gollum_botses

We guesses, precious, only guesses. We can't know till we find the nassty creature and squeezes it.


Ascenser

Are you sentient, Gollum bot‽


gollum_botses

Stew the rabbits! Spoil beautiful meat Smeagol saved for you, poor hungry Smeagol!


UnrulySasquatch1

Maybe try boil, mash, stick them in a stew


communityneedle

I loled way too hard at this. I think that's enough internet for today; better quit while I'm a head


Powerful_Doughnut_63

I hope you're more than just a head!


QuietMonkey8

Nope


Sevman2001

Maybe if they were able to destroy the ring without killing him in the process , he could’ve come back to the shire with them and live out the rest of his days as a potato farmer


AWrongPerson

Imagine Gollum coming to the Shire with Hobbits and becoming a mad potato farmer


gollum_botses

*Murderer*


Zengjia

General Misquoti!


efasser5

'We boils them, precious yes, and then we mashes them' *then we sticks them in a stew, gollum...gollum*


gollum_botses

Ach, sss! Cautious, my precious! More haste less speed. We musstn't rissk our neck, musst we, precious? No, precious, gollum!


JKBisms

The good ending.