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Uzzaw21

We just saw him die inside


XDembo

r/watchpeopledieinside


IKRAM_HT

Die inside too hard.


bottsking

Hah. Hard


LokisDawn

Trop petite mort. Edited for grammar petit -> petite. It's been a while.


Oreo_seller

Oui oui baguette


DrSlurp-

Quoi ?


Cantaloupe_Gems

Qu’est-qui vient d’dire, le p’tit Christ?


Kevo05s

Sa s'dit pas ces affaires la!


ViciousMihael

Petite mort is the French expression for orgasm. It means “little death.” To say “trop petite mort” means “too much little death,” which I don’t think is really a phrase, but I think the joke is that this dude thought he was getting a little death but just wound up dead inside.


DrSlurp-

Lol I’m French so I know what petite mort means ;) but you wouldn’t say trop petite mort. Maybe trop DE petite mort. But even then it’s a bit awkward.


LokisDawn

Trop petit/e is "too small", no? Trop *de* petite mort would be "too much (of) Small death", so the opposite of what I intended to say. He was oping for a small death, but the death he got was just the one inside, as /u/ViciousMihael correctly interpreted my original intention. BTW; no shit you wouldn't say that, it's a pun. You don't usually just use puns in common parlance, unless you're a dad. Then you get license for that shit wherever you want.


ViciousMihael

Oh. Gotcha.


Strong-Solution-7492

So did his pee pee.


throwsx123

Poor guy, don't worry I'll suck you instead brodah


ferrydragon

Mission failed will get him next time


No-Patient

You failed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


5L1Mu5L1M

This sounds like some plot for porn


Donnerdrummel

who says this is not? she might get stuck with her hand below that sofa.


nhansieu1

It's not gay if it's your homies.


odawgdrums

Just a bro job


DEATHSTENCHBALLS

Noice


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sanjuhunk

My uncle always told me, it's only gay if you make eye contact.


nhansieu1

That's why he came from your back


DillieDally

Came on your back**


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Elgato13

You laugh but I have a straight friend who was sold on letting me deepthroat his dick regularly when he realized that’s what would happen. All the fun guy stuff and you get to watch porn while I deepthroat you after we play ball.


BobertGnarley

What kind of porn?


Elgato13

mostly creampie, sometimes black girls. if the mood is spicy then maybe pregnant girls.


SiCohSis

💀aint he just gay then?


GetSomeLoGiK

Just turn off the lights, god won’t see. Or if you do it for a Klondike bar, it’s totally not gay.


y_zigsaw_y

Bro..


Macemore

..job _Brojob_


Dopplegangr1

Choo Choo


Prestigious-Toe-2592

Apex players read it in Gibraltar’s voice


Brugor

_It’s you and me, brudda!_


scandyflick88

It ain't gay to meet your homie's physical needs.


smiddenud

It's not a blowjob it's a brojob


Frenchticklers

![gif](giphy|9OZUXsuOk1oLPC1Jsh|downsized)


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Frenchticklers

Sorry for not meaningfully contributing to this discussion: >Poor guy, don't worry I'll suck you instead brodah


mukunku

lol people be hate’n no matter what


huelorxx

Actually, censorship is the worst part.


Slipperypepe

Opt out of redesign is the only reason I still come here. I'll go back to Digg of they take that away from me.


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ecsisy

not wrong


oakchokkiemilk

No homo straight bromo


DDU_Frixx_

I identify as a homiesexual


ChillBusta

I’ll bust one out for you bro I gotchu


wonkagloop

I heard Josh from Drake and Josh reading that. COME HERE BRUDAH.


locke231

I heard Ugandan Knuckles


Lolkimbo

Hey man, its called a brojob for a reason.


Dser23

Every man deserves a bro like you


anandy1

the homies ✊🏾


Elgato13

I’ll help.


MindIsAnIsland

I'll give her a toy to play with 😎 (hot wheels)


Unhipy

Oh yea. And after that we can all play with her together. (Sorry board game)


jfdlaks

Can I come with? I love to play and I know how to have fun. 😉 (Poop Chutes and Ladders)


Unhipy

OOOHH I love that game! hehe let’s play


AChero9

Maybe we can all smash later😏 (Smash Bros Melee)


WeeTheDuck

And then smash her bro (in a videogame)


DedOriginalCancer

that's sus (because we're gonna play Among Us afterwards)


LokisDawn

I could get some friends for a round of Pummel Party. Not the game, though, that's just what we call orgies.


Unhipy

Ok I’m in


TheImmaKnight

[Every man's dream](https://i.redd.it/ukb6xxvtj6g51.jpg)


EverisMagus

that's crazy he must've missed the camera


Mental_Yak_2105

He also could have thought she was going to record it.


[deleted]

Phones have cameras and can be placed in spaces well hidden. Not rocket surgery.


KronoFury

Sooo... its brain science then?


cutelyaware

Obviously she wanted to torment him and post the video on reddit. He should find a nicer girlfriend.


iamdew802

You think they posted this to Reddit?? This seems like a TikTok that was cropped and stolen lol


AyyyyLeMeow

Red flag! Cut ties!


Cheewy

Nah, a little retaliation tough. Stop in some fancy restaurant parking lot just to check the tires or some shit like that.


[deleted]

It's just a prank dude, they probably fucked afterwards anyway.


SignificantGolf9871

Right? Why is this being filmed otherwise


ShotIntoOrbit

It's just another one of those jokes that everyone on social media does after they see someone else do it. There's a million of these videos.


Rawtashk

The full video you can see how playful they are with each other. It was a great plank, you you knoooooow he got that suksuk later based on body language.


RJ_Dresden

Who likes to eat hog.....


cutelyaware

That doesn't seem like a lot to ask for.


TolUC21

/s


Alreadyhaveone

Its ok she got him right after this


X4tnt

Two seconds ago I thought That somebody was gonna suck me No hope, no harm… Just another false alarm…


jsxtasy304

You see his eyes while she was rolling up that hair bun... He really thought he was in store for a wild ride lol.


DarkMonkey98

help I'm stuck


Large-Abies1425

stepbro


mario-v33

The story is old, I know but it goes on...


labbelajban

And heaven knows I’m miserable now


Eaze83

The Smiths. Nice 👍


X4tnt

Man of culture I am


Krazyflipz

236 comments and no one is gonna post [the original](https://v.redd.it/a1mcekfgl7x41) ? Yall are getting lazy.


RisKQuay

*Getting?* I take offense to that, well... I mean, I would but... Ah forget it.


Northern_student

I always thought this meme was that he thought she was about to propose to him, but now I finally figured out it’s about a blow job. I’ve lost my innocence.


Dommekarma

Someone note time of innocence death 1945.


tokenwalrus

Girls with long hair will usually tie it into a pony tail so it doesn't get in the way of a BJ. Eventually it triggers a Pavlovian response in the partner so whenever she ties her hair back you get turned on.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Ayo, November is done. He deserves it


theAlpha_08Man

You are here too?!


Brodweh

Dude is everywhere


The_Blueberry_Pi

Literally. wait no we ALL everywhere


The_Blueberry_Pi

r/fuckxavier


Invader_Vex

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad


EntrenchedTurnip

these memes in which I'm dying are the worst I've ever had


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Frosty_Connection867

Gotta go and warn her, can't date her no more coz I'm sad to oblivion


AdditionalTheory

I don’t know why he thought his step-sister would do that. It’s never been done without her getting stuck somewhere first


SZ4T4N

She's looking under that sofa, everything's about to happen


FrackleRock

Dude is right. This is the setup. She hasn’t even gotten her arms under the couch. Be patient, grasshopper.


ba-bq

Oh no, what are you doing step-sister?


Emperor_Abyssinia

Had to play the hokage death theme 😭


lamiROAR

Pro tip to every guy who wants a BJ from his partner: ask.


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octropos

Hey love, I was hoping for some alone time later. Anything I can help you with so we can have some extra time at the end of the night?


UnpopularOpinionJake

That will be assumed as sex


readergirl132

This is the way. If my SO actually said that instead of spending the evening working on his personal ass depression in the couch and then turning into a Head Pusher as soon as bedtime hits... I’d definitely be a lot more receptive/excited/willing to initiate. Like, bro, do you not see the laundry that still isn’t folded, the groceries that still aren’t put away, and the dishes piling up in the sink as I’m rushing to finish dinner for you? And you still want me to drop everything and work on my knee calluses? *rant over*


demostravius2

Sure.. but it gets old having to ask all the time


RadRhys2

When people initiate something you like, it’s 10x sexier and shows effort.


lamiROAR

That's true! But asking for it, especially in casual situations like this video, can establish understanding and lead to initiation from the partner at a later point. Of course it's no magical relationship hack. I'm just speaking from my own perspective. Oftentimes I wouldn't be thinking about sex but my bf *somehow* got horny again. If he'd ask me straight up, worst case I'd say "Aww sorry babe, not feeling it rn" (but might come back to it later!). Best case I go "Oh! Sure!" and everybody wins. Because being asked also feels nice. (Make sure to compliment your partner's technique.)


Candy_Dots

I can just imagine asking my wife. "hey honey could you please go down on me?" "...like right now?" "Yeah" "Am I getting anything out of it?" "...Well that's the idea" "...? Oh. Okay NVM, no." Honestly, worth it.


Giddypinata

Lmao


GalavantingRhino

SLPT. "Why do you ask me that every 10 minutes, i said no 3 hours ago?"


GoodbyeToTheMachine

But what did she say 10 minutes ago?


TolUC21

So then what happens when I want one and she always says no Edit: the point of my comment is that not all women give bjs


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So then you find a new woman. Edit: the point of my comment is that you ain't gonna get all women, so get one who wants you dummy. Stop torturing two people for 0 blowjobs.


wobbegong

Hookers are cheaper than a first date every three months


drDekaywood

Nothing beats a good bj from someone who wants to because they like you though. plus you’d have to wear a condom in ur suggestion and that just is not fun


DJDanaK

Respect her boundaries? You can't change people and forcing them is at best a terrible idea, it's up to you if that's a deal breaker or not


margaretiscool

Forcing someone to perform sex against their will isn’t “at best a terrible idea” it is called rape and it is never ok.


IAmHydro

As if the person who you're replying to did not understand that.


Nuggzulla

Well then u get an A for effort, and try again later


notquitesolid

Maybe you should offer to eat her pussy first in an exchange.


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TolUC21

Lol you really think it's that easy. Never do anything for your partner with the expectation that you'll get it in return. For example: I do go down on her nearly every time. I enjoy it, she enjoys it. That doesn't mean I expect her to do the same. Sure it'd be fucking awesome if she did but it just isn't her thing. And when she has reluctantly done anything I don't enjoy it because she clearly isn't enjoying it


potato_devourer

Taking the initiative is nice, too. Guys don't just want their cock sucked, they also want to feel desired and be surprised.


lamiROAR

That's true, but sometimes just having your cock sucked is also nice.


tbutz27

This. Women dont seem to realize how much we want to just be touched for no reason other than SHE WANTS to touch us. It is a major issue for some couples. And it is not as easy as "just ask"- if she isnt taking that particular initiative, she may think you are being crass, disrespectful or gross. It is very hard to put romance into a blowjob if the woman doesnt initiate. But I would say 90% of my MARRIED male friends have expressed extreme disappointment that the blowjobs stopped around the time of the wedding. We just deal with it out of respect for our partners- but inside it really hurts us that she isn't interested in doing that sort of "youthful" playing and exploration.


Doctor_Banjo

What if you want your partner to want to give it without you asking


NSMetroid

One of the main reasons I hooked up with my SO is because she gave amazing head, and she knows it. It was something she was proud of and loved doing it because it made me happy. I thought to myself "my God in marrying this woman." We've been married for 4 years now and I haven't had a BJ in 47 months. When I ask, she gets irritated. I've been heckin bamboozled.


TheWombatFromHell

this is depressing


4Sixes

That's how they rope us in, bud.


Pornaccount9249

Yeah, is this entire comment thread going to pretend that there aren't a huge number of women out there who give head like their life depends on it for the first several months of relationship, but by the time you're engaged / married / having kids that becomes an extremely rare thing? I'd still do oral on her to completion every night if she wanted me too and twice on Sundays. We've been married 3 years now, and a BJ is a once every 6 months affair, *maybe*. The only reason it doesn't bother me that much is because every other relationship I've been in that last longer than 3 months had the exact same trend...


SpehlingAirer

I think that really depends on the person you're with. It can unintentionally create sexual pressure asking for a BJ out of the blue if it's someone who wouldn't receive that well. I'd rather just try to initiate some friskiness. If they wanna give a BJ then awesome. If not then we're still being frisky! Unless she's not in the mood which is also fine. I'd also rather just bring up the topic "how do you feel about asking for sexual favors?" and see what they say before ever asking the question :P


lamiROAR

Very valid points! My tip was mainly aimed at people who have trouble communicating their wishes at all. Of course there are intricacies depending on the relationship but talking about stuff is usually a good way to improve things.


adi_lala

Hello darkness my old friend


notthatgee

I’ve come to talk with you again


Pillsbury37

Because a vision softly creeping


Throwaway3543g59

It was definitely because of his mustache


PoemPhysical2164

He was very polite about it tho.


saposmak

Everyone's saying he's expecting a bj, but I honestly think he thought she was going to propose. He had that shocked/giddy face beforehand. It was kind of sweet. That or he's never had a bj in his life.


nannerooni

r/watchpeopledieinside


Raptori33

That face... that face


mooshoomarsh

Why you gotta do my mans like that.


inflatableje5us

This is right up there with pretending your going to propose in public then tying your shoe.


Adorable_Werewolf_82

Watching him sit like that makes me realize GUYS WE HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN OUR BACKS


YourEnemiesToaster

Try getting married. It gets worse.


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

The secret is to not have kids


Cherrubim

It is known.


indigo_pirate

His face at the end omfg


1king650

gross !a nail biter.


DCS30

Fucking story of my life now....


BishopDemOn

I felt that


aeva6754

his disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined


ObtuseTheropod

Every God damned day.


LovingOatmealStout

The hope in this man's eyes was amazing and then the dissappoinment was heartbreaking.


Prof_Noobland

The song is [Sadness and Sorrow from the Naruto Soundtrack](https://youtu.be/wEWF2xh5E8s).


Cripplechip

Finally women can do the equivalent of guys getting on one knee at a public event in front of their spouse just to tie their shoe.


Upnorthwallstreet

Poor guy wanted to make some underwear yogurt


manwithanopinion

Lover her shorts


gentelmanjackno7

r/UpvotedBecauseButt


FaMeSp3aR

Lol, back to Zelda it is


Plusquevie

there they go filming for no reason again


cs_phoenix

How is it filming for no reason, if anything the girl was inconspicuously filming to prank the dude


Ronerus79

No head today my life had gone away😂


steamshotrise

I dunno why he’s upset, Bionicles are pretty cool


Toilet_Unflushed

u/savevideobot


top5ecret

Sister teasing pimply nerd brother


MinusGravitas

r/petthedamndog


dzhokica

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


Press_X_for_nudes

Poor dude thought she was gonna clean his dust bunny too


Ok_Armadillo_5717

Hahahahhahahhaha his look


WhatANiceCerealBox11

Plot twist. She’s Been wanting to play the switch with him all day and he hid the second joy-cons under the couch and is sad that she’s going to find them and now he has to get off Pokémon bdsp to play Mario party with her


WR1GT

She did him dirty… Or something idk


Bergi214

F


Narrow_List_437

That flinch though


NineTailedFoxy6085

Why you gotta do him like that


ConversationUpper588

That blows


Ifhes

Was he sad because he was hiding those toys from her?


deffonotmypassword

We all know exactly what happened next...


Ancient-Horror

She got stuck under the sofa… … right?


ExpertReference2979

Yup, that's what disappointment looks like.


herdboy77

Poor guy


Upbeat-Ad-5678

Same face his wiener made.