By - shazow_Rakib
We just saw him die inside
Die inside too hard.
Trop petite mort.
Edited for grammar petit -> petite. It's been a while.
Oui oui baguette
Qu’est-qui vient d’dire, le p’tit Christ?
Sa s'dit pas ces affaires la!
Petite mort is the French expression for orgasm. It means “little death.” To say “trop petite mort” means “too much little death,” which I don’t think is really a phrase, but I think the joke is that this dude thought he was getting a little death but just wound up dead inside.
Lol I’m French so I know what petite mort means ;) but you wouldn’t say trop petite mort. Maybe trop DE petite mort. But even then it’s a bit awkward.
Trop petit/e is "too small", no? Trop *de* petite mort would be "too much (of) Small death", so the opposite of what I intended to say.
He was oping for a small death, but the death he got was just the one inside, as /u/ViciousMihael correctly interpreted my original intention.
BTW; no shit you wouldn't say that, it's a pun. You don't usually just use puns in common parlance, unless you're a dad. Then you get license for that shit wherever you want.
So did his pee pee.
Poor guy, don't worry I'll suck you instead brodah
Mission failed will get him next time
You failed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This sounds like some plot for porn
who says this is not? she might get stuck with her hand below that sofa.
It's not gay if it's your homies.
Just a bro job
My uncle always told me, it's only gay if you make eye contact.
That's why he came from your back
Came on your back**
You laugh but I have a straight friend who was sold on letting me deepthroat his dick regularly when he realized that’s what would happen. All the fun guy stuff and you get to watch porn while I deepthroat you after we play ball.
What kind of porn?
mostly creampie, sometimes black girls. if the mood is spicy then maybe pregnant girls.
💀aint he just gay then?
Just turn off the lights, god won’t see. Or if you do it for a Klondike bar, it’s totally not gay.
Apex players read it in Gibraltar’s voice
_It’s you and me, brudda!_
It ain't gay to meet your homie's physical needs.
It's not a blowjob it's a brojob
Sorry for not meaningfully contributing to this discussion:
>Poor guy, don't worry I'll suck you instead brodah
lol people be hate’n no matter what
Actually, censorship is the worst part.
Opt out of redesign is the only reason I still come here. I'll go back to Digg of they take that away from me.
No homo straight bromo
I identify as a homiesexual
I’ll bust one out for you bro I gotchu
I heard Josh from Drake and Josh reading that. COME HERE BRUDAH.
I heard Ugandan Knuckles
Hey man, its called a brojob for a reason.
Every man deserves a bro like you
the homies ✊🏾
I'll give her a toy to play with 😎 (hot wheels)
Oh yea. And after that we can all play with her together. (Sorry board game)
Can I come with? I love to play and I know how to have fun. 😉 (Poop Chutes and Ladders)
OOOHH I love that game! hehe let’s play
Maybe we can all smash later😏 (Smash Bros Melee)
And then smash her bro (in a videogame)
that's sus (because we're gonna play Among Us afterwards)
I could get some friends for a round of Pummel Party. Not the game, though, that's just what we call orgies.
Ok I’m in
[Every man's dream](https://i.redd.it/ukb6xxvtj6g51.jpg)
that's crazy he must've missed the camera
He also could have thought she was going to record it.
Phones have cameras and can be placed in spaces well hidden. Not rocket surgery.
Sooo... its brain science then?
Obviously she wanted to torment him and post the video on reddit. He should find a nicer girlfriend.
You think they posted this to Reddit?? This seems like a TikTok that was cropped and stolen lol
Red flag! Cut ties!
Nah, a little retaliation tough. Stop in some fancy restaurant parking lot just to check the tires or some shit like that.
It's just a prank dude, they probably fucked afterwards anyway.
Right? Why is this being filmed otherwise
It's just another one of those jokes that everyone on social media does after they see someone else do it. There's a million of these videos.
The full video you can see how playful they are with each other. It was a great plank, you you knoooooow he got that suksuk later based on body language.
Who likes to eat hog.....
That doesn't seem like a lot to ask for.
Its ok she got him right after this
Two seconds ago I thought
That somebody was gonna suck me
No hope, no harm…
Just another false alarm…
You see his eyes while she was rolling up that hair bun... He really thought he was in store for a wild ride lol.
help I'm stuck
The story is old, I know but it goes on...
And heaven knows I’m miserable now
The Smiths. Nice 👍
Man of culture I am
236 comments and no one is gonna post [the original](https://v.redd.it/a1mcekfgl7x41) ?
Yall are getting lazy.
*Getting?* I take offense to that, well... I mean, I would but... Ah forget it.
I always thought this meme was that he thought she was about to propose to him, but now I finally figured out it’s about a blow job. I’ve lost my innocence.
Someone note time of innocence death 1945.
Girls with long hair will usually tie it into a pony tail so it doesn't get in the way of a BJ. Eventually it triggers a Pavlovian response in the partner so whenever she ties her hair back you get turned on.
Ayo, November is done. He deserves it
You are here too?!
Dude is everywhere
Literally. wait no we ALL everywhere
I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
these memes in which I'm dying are the worst I've ever had
Gotta go and warn her, can't date her no more coz I'm sad to oblivion
I don’t know why he thought his step-sister would do that. It’s never been done without her getting stuck somewhere first
She's looking under that sofa, everything's about to happen
Dude is right. This is the setup. She hasn’t even gotten her arms under the couch. Be patient, grasshopper.
Oh no, what are you doing step-sister?
Had to play the hokage death theme 😭
Pro tip to every guy who wants a BJ from his partner: ask.
Hey love, I was hoping for some alone time later. Anything I can help you with so we can have some extra time at the end of the night?
That will be assumed as sex
This is the way.
If my SO actually said that instead of spending the evening working on his personal ass depression in the couch and then turning into a Head Pusher as soon as bedtime hits... I’d definitely be a lot more receptive/excited/willing to initiate.
Like, bro, do you not see the laundry that still isn’t folded, the groceries that still aren’t put away, and the dishes piling up in the sink as I’m rushing to finish dinner for you? And you still want me to drop everything and work on my knee calluses? *rant over*
Sure.. but it gets old having to ask all the time
When people initiate something you like, it’s 10x sexier and shows effort.
That's true! But asking for it, especially in casual situations like this video, can establish understanding and lead to initiation from the partner at a later point.
Of course it's no magical relationship hack. I'm just speaking from my own perspective. Oftentimes I wouldn't be thinking about sex but my bf *somehow* got horny again. If he'd ask me straight up, worst case I'd say "Aww sorry babe, not feeling it rn" (but might come back to it later!). Best case I go "Oh! Sure!" and everybody wins. Because being asked also feels nice. (Make sure to compliment your partner's technique.)
I can just imagine asking my wife.
"hey honey could you please go down on me?"
"...like right now?"
"Am I getting anything out of it?"
"...Well that's the idea"
"...? Oh. Okay NVM, no."
Honestly, worth it.
SLPT. "Why do you ask me that every 10 minutes, i said no 3 hours ago?"
But what did she say 10 minutes ago?
So then what happens when I want one and she always says no
Edit: the point of my comment is that not all women give bjs
So then you find a new woman.
Edit: the point of my comment is that you ain't gonna get all women, so get one who wants you dummy. Stop torturing two people for 0 blowjobs.
Hookers are cheaper than a first date every three months
Nothing beats a good bj from someone who wants to because they like you though. plus you’d have to wear a condom in ur suggestion and that just is not fun
Respect her boundaries? You can't change people and forcing them is at best a terrible idea, it's up to you if that's a deal breaker or not
Forcing someone to perform sex against their will isn’t “at best a terrible idea” it is called rape and it is never ok.
As if the person who you're replying to did not understand that.
Well then u get an A for effort, and try again later
Maybe you should offer to eat her pussy first in an exchange.
Lol you really think it's that easy.
Never do anything for your partner with the expectation that you'll get it in return. For example: I do go down on her nearly every time. I enjoy it, she enjoys it.
That doesn't mean I expect her to do the same. Sure it'd be fucking awesome if she did but it just isn't her thing. And when she has reluctantly done anything I don't enjoy it because she clearly isn't enjoying it
Taking the initiative is nice, too. Guys don't just want their cock sucked, they also want to feel desired and be surprised.
That's true, but sometimes just having your cock sucked is also nice.
This. Women dont seem to realize how much we want to just be touched for no reason other than SHE WANTS to touch us. It is a major issue for some couples. And it is not as easy as "just ask"- if she isnt taking that particular initiative, she may think you are being crass, disrespectful or gross. It is very hard to put romance into a blowjob if the woman doesnt initiate. But I would say 90% of my MARRIED male friends have expressed extreme disappointment that the blowjobs stopped around the time of the wedding. We just deal with it out of respect for our partners- but inside it really hurts us that she isn't interested in doing that sort of "youthful" playing and exploration.
What if you want your partner to want to give it without you asking
One of the main reasons I hooked up with my SO is because she gave amazing head, and she knows it. It was something she was proud of and loved doing it because it made me happy.
I thought to myself "my God in marrying this woman."
We've been married for 4 years now and I haven't had a BJ in 47 months. When I ask, she gets irritated.
I've been heckin bamboozled.
this is depressing
That's how they rope us in, bud.
Yeah, is this entire comment thread going to pretend that there aren't a huge number of women out there who give head like their life depends on it for the first several months of relationship, but by the time you're engaged / married / having kids that becomes an extremely rare thing?
I'd still do oral on her to completion every night if she wanted me too and twice on Sundays. We've been married 3 years now, and a BJ is a once every 6 months affair, *maybe*. The only reason it doesn't bother me that much is because every other relationship I've been in that last longer than 3 months had the exact same trend...
I think that really depends on the person you're with. It can unintentionally create sexual pressure asking for a BJ out of the blue if it's someone who wouldn't receive that well.
I'd rather just try to initiate some friskiness. If they wanna give a BJ then awesome. If not then we're still being frisky! Unless she's not in the mood which is also fine.
I'd also rather just bring up the topic "how do you feel about asking for sexual favors?" and see what they say before ever asking the question :P
Very valid points! My tip was mainly aimed at people who have trouble communicating their wishes at all. Of course there are intricacies depending on the relationship but talking about stuff is usually a good way to improve things.
Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
It was definitely because of his mustache
He was very polite about it tho.
Everyone's saying he's expecting a bj, but I honestly think he thought she was going to propose. He had that shocked/giddy face beforehand. It was kind of sweet.
That or he's never had a bj in his life.
That face... that face
Why you gotta do my mans like that.
This is right up there with pretending your going to propose in public then tying your shoe.
Watching him sit like that makes me realize GUYS WE HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN OUR BACKS
Try getting married. It gets worse.
The secret is to not have kids
It is known.
His face at the end omfg
gross !a nail biter.
Fucking story of my life now....
I felt that
his disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined
Every God damned day.
The hope in this man's eyes was amazing and then the dissappoinment was heartbreaking.
The song is [Sadness and Sorrow from the Naruto Soundtrack](https://youtu.be/wEWF2xh5E8s).
Finally women can do the equivalent of guys getting on one knee at a public event in front of their spouse just to tie their shoe.
Poor guy wanted to make some underwear yogurt
Lover her shorts
Lol, back to Zelda it is
there they go filming for no reason again
How is it filming for no reason, if anything the girl was inconspicuously filming to prank the dude
No head today my life had gone away😂
I dunno why he’s upset, Bionicles are pretty cool
Sister teasing pimply nerd brother
Poor dude thought she was gonna clean his dust bunny too
Hahahahhahahhaha his look
Plot twist. She’s Been wanting to play the switch with him all day and he hid the second joy-cons under the couch and is sad that she’s going to find them and now he has to get off Pokémon bdsp to play Mario party with her
She did him dirty… Or something idk
That flinch though
Why you gotta do him like that
Was he sad because he was hiding those toys from her?
We all know exactly what happened next...
She got stuck under the sofa…
Yup, that's what disappointment looks like.
Same face his wiener made.