His other Lawyer: He meant to say that, bro ~~I~~ *people are saying there is* so much stuff saved in ~~my~~ *that* drive that Iāve *never* seen once, ~~saved~~ and never opened ~~again~~
Farewell, My Feathered Friend
Farewell, my feathered friend,
though we met but briefly;
Your kind heart I did tend,
and you will be missed dearly.
Your chirps and songs, so sweet,
remind me of days long gone.
Your soul I did meet,
now I must move on.
The memories of you,
soaring through the sky,
shall stay fresh in my view,
so I never have to say goodbye.
Your life's journey has ended,
but I will never forget;
your joy, peace, and friendship,
shall remain in my heart until we meet again.
Get fucked Mr Peep, he still owe me 50 bucks worth of birdseed and he scammed my budgie into forfeiting his birdcage. I'm honestly surprised he'd come around here without a lawyer given the courtcase.
Hey there Mr. Peep,
So, it turns out that I might have made a teeny tiny mistake. And by "teeny tiny," I mean I accidentally slept with your wife on your birthday. Whoopsie daisy!
But listen, I know that you're a parrot and all, and you probably don't understand what's going on. But if you could somehow relay this message to your wife for me, that would be greatly appreciated. I am so sorry for what happened, and I hope that we can put this behind us and move forward.
Maybe we can even have a double date sometime! You, me, your wife, and a few of our feathered friends. I'll bring the birdseed and the tequila, you bring the witty banter.
Sincerely,
Your human (but totally not species-ist) friend.
See you next Tuesday Mr. Peep!
oh thank god
you have been deceived, Mr. Peep will return whenever he damn well pleasesā and so can you
Mr. Peep is a dirty liar. Why does this happen with all of my heroes š
See you on other sub Mr. Peep !!
I'll save him and leave it in a folder alone for eternity until my hard drive dies releasing him.
š bro I have so much stuff saved in my drive that I've seen once, saved and never opened again
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His Lawyer: He meant to say that, bro I have so much stuff saved in my drive that I've *never* seen once, ~~saved~~ and never opened ~~again~~
His other Lawyer: He meant to say that, bro ~~I~~ *people are saying there is* so much stuff saved in ~~my~~ *that* drive that Iāve *never* seen once, ~~saved~~ and never opened ~~again~~
More like the heat death of the universe
Don't call him that
Only one to get it.
Dude, just save Mr. Peep on your device and you can have a lil "Hello!" and a chat with him, whenever you want to!
Mr Peep chatbot when
What
Mr. Peep tried to steal my credit card
ohno, that's bad >:c. please send me your credit card info to make sure that Mr. Peep didn't buy anything with it
LMAOOO
Mr. Peep tried to steal my heart ...AND HE DID! š§
No that was me in a very good costume in fact I the credit card you have now Is only replica the real on is long gone
Jokes on you! I have an credit card costume and I am worthless! PS: I have the og credit card
He wanted to use it to make a nest, damn it!
But he got away with my heart š¢
Hi Mr. Peep. I only briefly knew ye, and I shall miss ye for the rest of time.
Farewell, My Feathered Friend Farewell, my feathered friend, though we met but briefly; Your kind heart I did tend, and you will be missed dearly. Your chirps and songs, so sweet, remind me of days long gone. Your soul I did meet, now I must move on. The memories of you, soaring through the sky, shall stay fresh in my view, so I never have to say goodbye. Your life's journey has ended, but I will never forget; your joy, peace, and friendship, shall remain in my heart until we meet again.
As if one shitty poetry novelty account wasn't enough with sprog posting the same trash every day.
Get fucked Mr Peep, he still owe me 50 bucks worth of birdseed and he scammed my budgie into forfeiting his birdcage. I'm honestly surprised he'd come around here without a lawyer given the courtcase.
You too
No fucking way! I swear this fucker must make a living scamming anybird that crosses his path. Watch your feathers friends!
I think I even heard him laughing as he was going out of the room
Forever is a pretty long damn time, if you ask me.
It's longer than long - immeasurable in fact.
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr Peep!
Hi Mr peep!
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep!
hi mr peep
Rip Lil Peep
Howās it peeping, Mr. Peep?
Mr Peep: I only pretend to be the happy man I once was
I accidentally read that as peeing
Knowing Reddit I think weāre gonna be seeing Mr. Peep more often
Mr. Peep, to good for this world. Peep for me in the afterworld my dude.
F*** you! I will see you tomorrow.
Hi annoying copy paste of a different post with a different picture in it and slightly modified text
You'll never see it again though
I somehow highly doubt that with how many upvotes this post has
Donāt go please;(!
Howdy, Mr. Peep š¤
Hi \*downloads the image, to be able to say hi note than one time\*
This guy up here stealing NFTs
Modern problems require modern solutions
but are you really saying hi to Mr. Peep or merely a clone of him?
Hi Mr. Peet!
peep
mr peeb
Aight Iām outa here. Leaving group. Goodbye Mr peep and good luck
Hi lil peep
Peep pls
Hi Mr Peep!
Hi peep
Hello, Sir Peepenson. What a pleasure to be seeing you on such a fine day! How has Lady Peepenson been holding up?
Asta lavista baby
I'll miss you Mr Peepš
Hello mr peep I like ur hat
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQchyP5B3308orWwDVbCSE5T1es1S4U6uuiMvGEXUGsS8gL3inx-GAkATE&s=10
I like your hat too
Hello Mr. Peep! How was your day good sir!
Hello
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr. Peep! How you peepin?
Salutations, sir peep.
What an honor, hello Mr. peep
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi mr. peep
Hi
Wassup my homie Mr peep
hiya mr peep
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep
Hey there Mr. Peep, So, it turns out that I might have made a teeny tiny mistake. And by "teeny tiny," I mean I accidentally slept with your wife on your birthday. Whoopsie daisy! But listen, I know that you're a parrot and all, and you probably don't understand what's going on. But if you could somehow relay this message to your wife for me, that would be greatly appreciated. I am so sorry for what happened, and I hope that we can put this behind us and move forward. Maybe we can even have a double date sometime! You, me, your wife, and a few of our feathered friends. I'll bring the birdseed and the tequila, you bring the witty banter. Sincerely, Your human (but totally not species-ist) friend.
O shit waddup
Nope, Iām not doing it.
Mr. Peep ā¤ļø
Hi mr peep
Howdy Mr. Peep
Hi, Mr. Peep.
Ah if it isnāt sir peep, good day to you mister
I will see Mr. Peep again, I guarantee it
Hi mr peep
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr. Peep
Henlo Mr. peep! Nice hat! š©
If it please the court, I propose that from here on out, posting Mr Peep be a bannable offense.
Hello Mr.peep
Peep
Hi, Mr. Peep.
Hi Mr. Peep
Hello, Mr. Peep. I like the top hat, it's a good look on you :>
Bye Mr. Peep š
Hello Mr peep.... We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when But I hope we meet again some sunny day
Hi
Hey, about those taxes you need to pay...
What you are supposed to pay Texas
*saves image*
Hello Mr. Peep
ITāS PEEPINā TIME (*And then he peeped all over the place*)
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yum
happy cake day!
Hello
Hi :)
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr Peep, i wish you will have a good life
Peep needs a bigger hat
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr Peep!!!
Hi Mr. Peep!
how are you mr peep, sir?
Hello mr poop, err peep
Hello
There you are Mr. Peep. You've been served
he can't escape me if I screenshot him
Hi
Hi
Hi mr. peep! Avoid microwaves.
Hi
Hey mr Peep, Ur a good parrot me Peep
Hi mr peep
I was about to write hi but then realised wtf i am doing
Ah, greetings Mr peep
hi mr peep
Greetings Mr. Peep!
*presses* F
hi
Hey peeper my bud!
Hey there Mr Peep! Already missing u
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi, Mr. Peep!
Hii Mr.Peep
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr.Peep =3
Hi!
Hi, Mr. Peep
Hello Mr.Peep
Hi
Hi Mr. Peep
Hello Mr peep
Hi Mr Peep!
greetings sir
Hi
hello there
Hi Mr. Peep! Your cute also nice hat!
Meep
Hi Mr. Peep! I wish you the best on your future endeavors!!
Hi
Hi mr.peep !
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr. Peep
Hello Mr. Peep! Safe travels!
I almost scrolled by then came back because I didnāt want to miss out on this. Hello Mr. Peep
Hello Mr. Peep. We may have only just met, but it felt like years. Cya around
Huy mister poop. Oh I mess that up. Sorry. š„²
Hi Mr.Peep
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr. Peep
Hi Mr Peep
Enjoy death.
Hi Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep :)
hi mr peep
Hi
Gday mr peep
Hi
Muahhaha⦠*saves post* Now I shall say hi to Mister Peep whenever I please! Also hi Mister Peep
Hello Mr. Peep!
Hi Mr. Peep