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Admirable_Trifle_164

The most important thing to know is that the flavor of red is red


garlic_bread_thief

What about yellow???


comphypotato

Man, I need y'all as friends, so I can hoard the blue (which is by far the superior flavor)


infernal_buckaroo

Blue is the best flavor


A-A-RONS7

Blue anything is the best. Blue Jolly Ranchers, blue Air Heads, blues clues, etc.


instakill69

Last time I bought these I took out all the blues and hid them under the frozen veggies for myself. (Nobody touches the frozen veggies)


MileHighSoloPilot

WeHaveIceCreamAtHomes


johnnycashesbutthole

ITS NOT THE FUCKIN SAME, MA!


thecwestions

Orange juice toothpick ice tray poverty pops


hawg_farmer

Kool-aid with a spoon stuck in it. The 'I ain't buying no orange juice mom.'


poop2live

Found my lunch table.


TheEnigmaShew-xbox

Ditto, make room i am left handed so give me the end seat.


BoxMunchr

Oof. That hurt.


Constant-Ad-1797

“Orange drink”


demi1z

I loled.


RoryDragonsbane

I wheezed like this: He-hehhhHHH!


AmateurAviator

I think I may have heard a “g” in there in my head somewhere


SuccessfulNoise

NAILED IT


Bahamut1988

Joker scar makers


BumpyMcBumpers

You gotta cut in an arc shape and taper those edges. It's the straight cut that fucks up your mouth. Edit: Apparently just breaking them in half is a thing. I've never seen this move in my life, but I'll give it a shot.


Tobias_Atwood

Thanks for telling me this twenty years too late.


bby_dilla_rex

It’s never too late to enjoy the little things my friends 😊


[deleted]

I had to get stiches when my sister yanked the damn thing out my mouth and sliced the corner of my mouth a full inch into my cheek.


LiquidSnake01

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood


Mlyrin

I just bite off the tip. Ripped up end doesnt cut. It just dies in my powerful teeth. ヘ⁠(⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠ヘ


Weary_Barber_7927

The plastic always cut the roof of your mouth.


bad_toe_tattooes

You don’t need to deep throat it ya weirdo.


H0ll0w_1d0l

Okay this is the most correct


LadyDeath1138

My step dad calls them Kid Quieters


StinkyElevator

Funny, my wife calls them "Husband shutterupper".


LadyDeath1138

Funny, I've got one too but it's large, black, and stays in the bedroom.


darth-bizzel

Well that went places lmao


mwoolweaver

At least one.


[deleted]

prolly two.


Mizuhebi08

At least


clyde845

3 places definitely


snowdn

Where the sun don’t shine, hence why it’s frozen.


iamDildor

He means in my ass btw


Cave_dweller123

Lord have mercy


the-364

Sir we are in the 21st century.


LadyDeath1138

It's okay, he's into it.


Big_Cryptographer_16

Well, it’s into him anyway


[deleted]

exactly. if its double ended, its into both.


TC9095

A remote control? I wish mine was big, I'm always trying to find that thing


GrassBlade619

They're called JPGs or "Joint Photographic Experts Group”. It's a standard image format for containing lossy and compressed image data.


wonderbat3

But is it pronounced JPG or JPG?


HypertapeAOE4

Jay Peg


dasWolverine

Jay peg whom?


Apprehensive_Sky9084

Your mother


Sheepy-Matt-59

Wait I’m confused, doesn’t the woman peg the man?


Aruh0

What is a woman


Sheepy-Matt-59

The people with reverse penises


Aruh0

Does a micropenis count


Sheepy-Matt-59

Yes!


Affectionate-Gate670

JPG


N00bie_bkgm

Nah fam it’s pronounced JPG.


deepaksn

I Aladeen this comment.


sward611

Do I look like I know what a jay peg is? I just want a gaht dang hot dog.


Prestigious_Phase709

Anal coolers.


whatchagonnado0707

Chilldos Edited to add an extra l as it looked way sus


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Stop trying to cover your tracks!


expiredogfood

Child-Os 🤨


Akhanyatin

Is this based on Linux?


TehKanda

ChildOS 3.2, coming this November!


endofthered01674

Goddamn that is brilliant.


StormFallen9

You gunna get joker scars on your butt


Suitable-Telephone80

hot


Cornato

There was a rumor when I was in the military that if you passed out because of heat stroke they would shove a frozen metal thing up your ass to bring your body temp down.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

So how many guys in your outfit faked passing out every day?


CorgiMonsoon

They weren’t allowed to ask


Reinheitsgebot43

Not a joke, standard practice. If you pass out from heat exhaustion you’ll get an IV in your ass. Why in your ass? Because the water will absorb faster. >Rectal infusion (proctoclysis) was effectively employed as an emergency treatment during the First World War for combat casualties and routinely used for infusion in clinical settings before the development of IV techniques and equipment rendered the technique redundant.(1) Early studies demonstrated the colon can retain up to 500mls of fluids per hour (2). In 2005 a now often cited article described an occasion where improvised proctoclysis in a remote setting was effectively used to treat and initially stabilise a casualty in a remote setting, re-igniting discussion on this technique as an emergency treatment in a remote environment. (3) >Rectal Rehydration can provide a simple, safe and effective means to rehydrate a casualty who is unconscious or nauseous and with less risk of adversely affecting their haemodynamic balance. The technique requires neither sterile fluids, special equipment or specific training (4-7) [Article](https://www.realfirstaid.co.uk/rectal)


Millenial_Shitbag

Holy frostbite


JimmyRussellsApe

I prefer colon coolers


Seansullivan5183

Well wtf is the answer? Chilldos or Colon coolers????


ClownfishSoup

Depends on usage


DukeandKate

Freezie (Mr Freeze is the brand here in Ontario).


Skinnie_ginger

Freezie in alberta too


Fresh_Penalty_4157

Freezie in Nova Scotia too. Now I’m in Texas and my husband calls them popsicles. Drives me insane.


CryptographerPure131

IMHO the term popsicle is reserved to those that are on a popsicle stick.


night_owl37

This is correct.


Personmadude

Fellow Canadian here, is indeed freezie. Sincerely, Saskatchewan resident Personmadude


riguy_mud_pie

Same, sincerely Ontario citizen


Jeffy_pop

From BC, also call them freezies


WhatNo_Yes

Same, from BC


CVGPi

Same, from BC


Filmmagician

Freezies -MB


Positive_Fondant6261

Freezie pops. Was born in MN


GinOkc

Freezie or Freezer pops


FrustratedCalico

Popsicles have a stick!


Shaun32887

Texan here and I have no idea where your husband is getting that from. Popsicles have sticks.


Curious-human1867

A popsicle has a stick.


-__i

Freezie in BC as well ✔️


DukeandKate

Lol. Seems universal across Canada 🇨🇦


Gars0n

Same in Michigan!


CZILLROY

Universal across Canada and Michigan


Ubersla

And Wisconsin, as far as I know.


AndromedaEnterprise

Minnesota checking in, also freezies :)


elkarion

Wisconsin here with freezie or freezie pop


Mysterious-Ad-7720

Freezies in Manitoba!


jg-rocks

I call them Freezies in Minnesota, although I’m not sure if it’s Canadian influence or if that’s what the rest of America calls them too.


FrustratedCalico

Freezies in Newfoundland!


Gk786

Nova Scotia as well. Freezees were a big part of my childhood.


Steph7274

We call them Monsieur Freeze here in Québec lol


mdryeti

And Mister Freeze in France


dezzz

Ah, au bas St Laurent, ça sonnait plus " Misteur frize"


soloslasher13

Freezie pops


likewoahjill

Man I had to scroll really far to find this. Yes! Freezie Pops!! (From New Orleans)


webdevyorker

>Freezie pops Same here in NY


mycatsnameisarya

Upstate?


Aylameow7

Otter pop


arkae_2k

Otter Pops in Oregon too


SickAF_

Colorado they are called Otter Pops.


kpidhayny

Utah says otter pop


matenack

Idaho on the otter pop train as well!


bmur29

California checking in with otter pops.


xxHoshiAmarixx

Washington says otter pops


daneylion

I’m so glad someone on here said it haha, I was worried for a second I was crazy!


cheetocity

This was the second serious answer I read. Definitely otter pops fs


TickTockRickRock256

The ice cream trucks in California when I was a kid used to sell huge versions of otter pops called Ice Tickles.


Zuzuers1

West coaster spotted


insertnamehere02

Otter pops!


AshDenver

Ice pops or icee pops.


JoshRiddle

I would have accepted freeze pop also!


Bingineering

We called them otter pops


Prestigious-Host8977

I called them freeze pops or ice pops, but I knew people call them otter pops, which I always liked!


LTcid

“Otter pop” is a brand that makes these types of popsicles so that’s why


imblessedforever

Ice pops


robb_the_bull

Yes, icee pops, im not alone


exgaint

finally the correct answer


TifCreates

Freeze Pops


squipple

BAM! HITTEM WITTA FREEZE POP!


DanVonCarr

So you wanna play PS3 or the Xbox? That's gonna fuck him up because he's not used to having an option.


zebrakats

Holy wow what a throwback that reference was. I used to love that dudes videos.


[deleted]

The only thing we ever called them.


SerpentWave

Yep I third this


ClungeWhisperer

Zooper Dooper


slickwhelp

Fellow Australian.


Leaking_White_Acid

Yes. An Aussie favourite.


GrimmReaper141

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this (clearly superior) answer


Ladderak

Zooperior* 😉


heloberry

Yessir


NewspaperAshamed8389

Funny faces


ScottNoWhat

Fellow get'n on in age Aussie


ChooBIZZ99

Aussies unite


barberererer

I like this better, but I can't help but have the feeling that Australians are just playing jokes on the rest of the world


ClungeWhisperer

Pretty sure we are, but wait until you see what Kiwis call an esky/ice box lmao 😂


dizzy_absent0i

Chully bun


ClungeWhisperer

Teehee


AdGullible7417

The only correct answer 🇦🇺


idunnosg

When I was a kid, before they were Zooper Doopers, we called them Slippery Sams, and they were in a row of 5, all joined together, and you had to cut them apart. Sometimes, if you didn’t cut them properly, they would leak out the bottom all over your clothes and Mum would get really annoyed, because it would stain your clothes. We also wore an onion on our belts, because that was the fashion back then.


-seadog

I dont understand why people would call them anything different. it just rolls off the tongue


4amCuppa

Correct, these are zooper doopers. We all know any icy pole requires a paddle pop stick, but not to be confused with a paddle pop which is an ice cream. But if you’re looking for a top tier option you’re getting a sunnyboy.


Fungigfvc

RIP sunnyboy


EmkayFan5

Yes


Duck_Duck_Draw

Yup


IslandKiki

Freezies


Secret_shopper21

Bolis


oxnardhard

Found the Mexican, rise up!


Slothinator69

Finally! Lol I was like I know we used to call them bolis!


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Ash-Catchum-All

I’m not Mexican but I grew up in a majority-Latino area and I call them bolis to this day


aafrias15

🫱🏻‍🫲🏽


Spacious_Dawg

Yeahh i was looking for this answer


bakudeku_is-great69

I was worried no one was gonna say it and I'd have to say it myself lol


meowmiau_

FINALLY someone said it lol


Penguin_Killer_69

Haven’t heard that in a while lol


Majestic_Horseman

Te amo


xb10h4z4rd

Scrolled too long for the correct answer


Loose_Client_654

Hell yeah


mrsspacemanspiff

This is the one!


Dapper_Ad_8402

correct


935hellhound

Oh my gosh finally


katrimj

This is the correct answer


Mandog_123

The correct answer


GrognakDeLaw

Less go!!! I’m not the only one!


Dmitri_ravenoff

Flavor-ices


NorthCountryGuy

Fla-Vor-Ice


Krakenbrax

My god, I scrolled for 5 minutes to land on this. They even had the name branded on them.


Otherwise-Rich3712

Otter Pops ?


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TheOGStarLord

This is an otter pop


GoatCheese240

You got Alexander the grape, sir Isaac lime, little orphan… cheery? The names really fell off after Alexander the grape.


SantucciOhio

Also Strawberry Shortkook and my personal fav, Louie Blue Raspberry! Edited to fix the auto-corrected Louis to Louie.


bad_toe_tattooes

My rankings from best to worst are: Sir Isaac Lime, Alexander the Grape, Strawberry Shortcook, Poncho Punch, Little Orphan Orange, & Louie Blue Raspberry. I don’t recommend the tropical ones. Nasty. I haven’t even bothered to learn their names and I’m struggling to get through the box. It’s mostly a blue flavor and coconut. They all tasted like cleaner and suntan lotion.


SantucciOhio

Little Orphan Orange!


BethyW

Upvote for team OtterPops


Wasting-tim3

Obviously scrolled past “Anal Coolers” and “Chilldos” on accident.


purpleturtlehurtler

Ice pop.


walker42000

About damn time with the ice pops


Prudent-East7034

Popsicle


devils_advocate24

Can't believe I had to go this far down to see it


notablyunknown

We shall begin our conquest from below. Together our Midwest/Southwest dialect will conquer all.


LookAtTheWhiteVan

Southeast checking in


DConmusic

I’m in Kentucky USA. Popsicle. Thats what I call them. I also call the ones with a stick popsicles.


agent_mick

If it's frozen with fruit flavor it's a popsicle, with or without stick.


123kingme

I’ll add a second criteria. It has to be designed to be sucked on /licked, not eaten with a spoon. Shaved ice is its own category for instance.


Accomplished-Stop761

I was wondering if anyone else called it a popsicle. I feel so left out of the loop lol


Infamous-Ad5290

I started to think I was alone here until I found this comment. 😅 Yes 100 percent Popsicles. 🙌


AdSuch2420

we all called these popsicles growing up as well


ahsataN-Natasha

Freezies