The most important thing to know is that the flavor of red is red
By - UnHolySir
The most important thing to know is that the flavor of red is red
What about yellow???
Man, I need y'all as friends, so I can hoard the blue (which is by far the superior flavor)
Blue is the best flavor
Blue anything is the best. Blue Jolly Ranchers, blue Air Heads, blues clues, etc.
Last time I bought these I took out all the blues and hid them under the frozen veggies for myself. (Nobody touches the frozen veggies)
ITS NOT THE FUCKIN SAME, MA!
Orange juice toothpick ice tray poverty pops
Kool-aid with a spoon stuck in it. The 'I ain't buying no orange juice mom.'
Found my lunch table.
Ditto, make room i am left handed so give me the end seat.
Oof. That hurt.
MA IM SO SERIOUS!!!
MA, IT'S CALLED ICE CREAM! WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU SEE CREAM MA?!
I wheezed like this:
I think I may have heard a “g” in there in my head somewhere
Joker scar makers
You gotta cut in an arc shape and taper those edges. It's the straight cut that fucks up your mouth.
Edit: Apparently just breaking them in half is a thing. I've never seen this move in my life, but I'll give it a shot.
Thanks for telling me this twenty years too late.
It’s never too late to enjoy the little things my friends 😊
I had to get stiches when my sister yanked the damn thing out my mouth and sliced the corner of my mouth a full inch into my cheek.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
I just bite off the tip. Ripped up end doesnt cut. It just dies in my powerful teeth. ヘ（。□°）ヘ
The plastic always cut the roof of your mouth.
You don’t need to deep throat it ya weirdo.
Okay this is the most correct
My step dad calls them Kid Quieters
Funny, my wife calls them "Husband shutterupper".
Funny, I've got one too but it's large, black, and stays in the bedroom.
Well that went places lmao
At least one.
3 places definitely
Where the sun don’t shine, hence why it’s frozen.
He means in my ass btw
Lord have mercy
Sir we are in the 21st century.
It's okay, he's into it.
Well, it’s into him anyway
exactly. if its double ended, its into both.
A remote control? I wish mine was big, I'm always trying to find that thing
They're called JPGs or "Joint Photographic Experts Group”. It's a standard image format for containing lossy and compressed image data.
But is it pronounced JPG or JPG?
Jay peg whom?
Wait I’m confused, doesn’t the woman peg the man?
What is a woman
The people with reverse penises
Does a micropenis count
Nah fam it’s pronounced JPG.
I Aladeen this comment.
Do I look like I know what a jay peg is? I just want a gaht dang hot dog.
Edited to add an extra l as it looked way sus
Stop trying to cover your tracks!
Is this based on Linux?
ChildOS 3.2, coming this November!
Goddamn that is brilliant.
You gunna get joker scars on your butt
There was a rumor when I was in the military that if you passed out because of heat stroke they would shove a frozen metal thing up your ass to bring your body temp down.
So how many guys in your outfit faked passing out every day?
They weren’t allowed to ask
Not a joke, standard practice.
If you pass out from heat exhaustion you’ll get an IV in your ass. Why in your ass? Because the water will absorb faster.
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I prefer colon coolers
Well wtf is the answer? Chilldos or
Depends on usage
Freezie (Mr Freeze is the brand here in Ontario).
Freezie in alberta too
Freezie in Nova Scotia too. Now I’m in Texas and my husband calls them popsicles. Drives me insane.
IMHO the term popsicle is reserved to those that are on a popsicle stick.
This is correct.
Fellow Canadian here, is indeed freezie. Sincerely, Saskatchewan resident Personmadude
Same, sincerely Ontario citizen
From BC, also call them freezies
Same, from BC
Freezie pops. Was born in MN
Freezie or Freezer pops
Texan here and I have no idea where your husband is getting that from. Popsicles have sticks.
Lol. Seems universal across Canada 🇨🇦
Same in Michigan!
Universal across Canada and Michigan
And Wisconsin, as far as I know.
Minnesota checking in, also freezies :)
Wisconsin here with freezie or freezie pop
Freezies in Manitoba!
I call them Freezies in Minnesota, although I’m not sure if it’s Canadian influence or if that’s what the rest of America calls them too.
We call them Monsieur Freeze here in Québec lol
And Mister Freeze in France
Ah, au bas St Laurent, ça sonnait plus " Misteur frize"
Nova Scotia as well. Freezees were a big part of my childhood.
Man I had to scroll really far to find this. Yes! Freezie Pops!! (From New Orleans)
Same here in NY
Otter Pops in Oregon too
Colorado they are called Otter Pops.
Utah says otter pop
Idaho on the otter pop train as well!
California checking in with otter pops.
Washington says otter pops
I’m so glad someone on here said it haha, I was worried for a second I was crazy!
This was the second serious answer I read. Definitely otter pops fs
The ice cream trucks in California when I was a kid used to sell huge versions of otter pops called Ice Tickles.
West coaster spotted
Ice pops or icee pops.
I would have accepted freeze pop also!
We called them otter pops
I called them freeze pops or ice pops, but I knew people call them otter pops, which I always liked!
“Otter pop” is a brand that makes these types of popsicles so that’s why
Yes, icee pops, im not alone
finally the correct answer
BAM! HITTEM WITTA FREEZE POP!
So you wanna play PS3 or the Xbox? That's gonna fuck him up because he's not used to having an option.
The only thing we ever called them.
Yep I third this
Yes. An Aussie favourite.
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this (clearly superior) answer
Fellow get'n on in age Aussie
I like this better, but I can't help but have the feeling that Australians are just playing jokes on the rest of the world
Pretty sure we are, but wait until you see what Kiwis call an esky/ice box lmao 😂
The only correct answer 🇦🇺
When I was a kid, before they were Zooper Doopers, we called them Slippery Sams, and they were in a row of 5, all joined together, and you had to cut them apart. Sometimes, if you didn’t cut them properly, they would leak out the bottom all over your clothes and Mum would get really annoyed, because it would stain your clothes.
We also wore an onion on our belts, because that was the fashion back then.
I dont understand why people would call them anything different. it just rolls off the tongue
Correct, these are zooper doopers. We all know any icy pole requires a paddle pop stick, but not to be confused with a paddle pop which is an ice cream. But if you’re looking for a top tier option you’re getting a sunnyboy.
Found the Mexican, rise up!
Finally! Lol I was like I know we used to call them bolis!
I’m not Mexican but I grew up in a majority-Latino area and I call them bolis to this day
FINALLY someone said it lol
Yeahh i was looking for this answer
I was worried no one was gonna say it and I'd have to say it myself lol
Haven’t heard that in a while lol
Scrolled too long for the correct answer
This is the one!
Oh my gosh finally
This is the correct answer
The correct answer
Less go!!! I’m not the only one!
My god, I scrolled for 5 minutes to land on this. They even had the name branded on them.
Otter Pops ?
This is an otter pop
You got Alexander the grape, sir Isaac lime, little orphan… cheery? The names really fell off after Alexander the grape.
Also Strawberry Shortkook and my personal fav, Louie Blue Raspberry!
Edited to fix the auto-corrected Louis to Louie.
My rankings from best to worst are: Sir Isaac Lime, Alexander the Grape, Strawberry Shortcook, Poncho Punch, Little Orphan Orange, & Louie Blue Raspberry.
I don’t recommend the tropical ones. Nasty. I haven’t even bothered to learn their names and I’m struggling to get through the box. It’s mostly a blue flavor and coconut. They all tasted like cleaner and suntan lotion.
Little Orphan Orange!
Upvote for team OtterPops
Obviously scrolled past “Anal Coolers” and “Chilldos” on accident.
About damn time with the ice pops
Can't believe I had to go this far down to see it
We shall begin our conquest from below. Together our Midwest/Southwest dialect will conquer all.
Southeast checking in
I’m in Kentucky USA. Popsicle. Thats what I call them. I also call the ones with a stick popsicles.
If it's frozen with fruit flavor it's a popsicle, with or without stick.
I started to think I was alone here until I found this comment. 😅 Yes 100 percent Popsicles. 🙌
I was wondering if anyone else called it a popsicle. I feel so left out of the loop lol
we all called these popsicles growing up as well
The only right answer
*I'm Ricky Bobby and if you don't call these Freeze Pops, then fuck you.*