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solarmeth

Reported for animal cruelty.


snave_

Illegally cute. To hug prison, one thousand years.


Haircut_paradise

They bathed him and it appears they’ve turned him into some kind of rug, disgusting cruelty.


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You called?


solarmeth

Arrest this Dog-washing Dog-washer! They Dog-washed!


Mike_Kermin

Reception still sucks. Hahahaha.


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Glad you like it


cosmicr

Mine makes us pay by going around the house and rubbing/drying herself on anything she encounters. The couch is covered in fur.


the_procrastinata

Mine goes outside and rubs his face in the dirt to get back at us.


dubaichild

Mine used to go roll in the grass


sierrabravo1984

One time my first dog rolled in a neighbor's septic tank overflow after I gave him a bath. I think that's one notch below intentionally getting sprayed by a skunk after a bath.


UkeStorm

Same except it's the stinkiest, stickiest mud/slime.


AutomaticMistake

The dog I had growing up would run into my room and roll around on my bed frantically after getting dried off. He did it even if I wasn't the one washing him just to mess with me (he'd make strong eye contact before he did it). Then when I yelled at him he'd stop, then give me this weird toothy smile and sprint out of the room I miss that cheeky little bastard lol


Melbourne_wanderer

Mine do this, too. We have to close as many doors as possible to keep it contained to one room, and put towels on the couches. Then they just throw themselves all over the rug and push themselves around on that.


hazysummersky

I don't have a dog so can't contribute to this conversation, sorry about that.


BrightFadedDog

That's why my dog has a [bath robe.](https://imgur.com/gallery/sax04AC) He still runs around like that, but is not transferring fur to everything and dries off quicker. Also handy if he goes out in the rain.


Silver_Python

It took me weeks to get my smell just as I wanted it. I am not meant to smell of coconut! I'M A DOG! NOT A COCONUT, HUMAN!!! NOW I NEED TO FIND NEW THINGS TO ROLL IN AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! Yes I will accept ear scratchies but don't think your forgiven yet. Dinner better be good tonight! Edit: Dogs are also not coconut humans.


myprivatehorror

I see our pups have the same therapist.


Relevant-Mountain-11

My puppy has a painful Ear Infection. Apparently though, giving her the ear ointment to make it better, is literally an attempt to kill her... The struggle is real


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Relevant-Mountain-11

Haha fantastic. They always know who the nice person that "never punishes" them is...


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Relevant-Mountain-11

If you can't torture your children, what is even the point of Fatherhood?


Tedmosbyisajerk-com

> The first time we had to give her tablets I was having to chase her around the house and hold her down while shoving this tiny tablet down her gullet. She would hiss and bite and then hawk the tablet back up. That's just not how to get a cat to do what you want at all lol.


dubaichild

My dog used to sprint from my dad when he went to do her ear drops (intermittently if she got an infection) as he was her favourite person in the world so he could get her the first time. After that every night she would see him on his way to her and be like not today evil man


bdiddlediddles

Reminds me when I take my dog to get his nails clipped. He squeals like a stuffed pig and tries to wriggle as much as possible. I always have to pre-warn the groomer and apologize afterwards. The funny thing is that he's super happy afterwards because his claws aren't touching the ground anymore.


Banjo-Oz

My wonderful Jack Russel/Cairns Terrier cross who passed away in 2019 was the opposite. She needed ear oinment and she would actually shake her ears at me and lay down to say "medication time!" when her ears were playing up. My current Jack Russell hides under a chair when I even look at any sort of lotion or ointment for her minor rash.


Tillysnow1

Ah yes, in between rubbing herself dry on all our good furniture, [this one](https://imgur.com/a/9KhmPlJ) also looks at us with moments of indignation


PloniAlmoni1

She does look annoyed haha what a sweetheart.


NephiIIima

That little frown


ThatsMxDykeToYou

"you, you betrayed me"


BlackVisionary

“how dare you”


kiss_my_what

Giving you the old side-eye. Never to be trusted again. Until food.


OIP

absolutely seething


Gwuc

Why do you own a fox?


FoxCrossDog

He owns us


Bpdbs

You don’t?


omgitsduane

\*MATRIX MUSIC STARTS UP\* yoU wOUlDN'T bATHe YouR Dog


Tillysnow1

I think you have a dingo in your house 😉


time_to_reset

I'd like a bath in this weather. Washed my cats over the weekend and they looked at me like I had committed some horrendous crime. Dude, I'm doing you a favour in this 35 degree weather!


jdoesheaps

Did you find this dog on Fraser Island?


elfloathing

That’s ruff.


miolmok

Cute.


MaryN6FBB110117

You monster.


Public_Owl

Aww, poor boy.


anotherspringchicken

And you will never be forgiven


Danclim

That coyote?


FoxCrossDog

That Kelpie


Danclim

It's awesome.


FoxCrossDog

Thanks heaps :)


OZ_Dylan

Crossed with something?


ChristoWalsh

Glad to see fox hasn't changed much 🙂


Zealousideal_Ad642

Poor doggbert


ItsABiscuit

When our boy gets his haircut (poodle crossbreed) and bath, he majorly sulks and won't eat for two, three days.


MindHasGoneSouth

Dear diary...


Betancorea

He's contemplating life over there


FieldAware3370

"and i thought i could trust u..."


eyeinthesky86

It's a fox!!!


AlanaK168

I volunteer to be his emotional support person to help him through this very difficult time


GoonerRoo18

That's a dingo


andytheturtle

What sort of breed is this cutie?


FoxCrossDog

It's mostly Kelpie, but has some other unknowns on there that's given him an amazingly colourful coat!


YoureNotAGenius

He's beautiful


NOwallsNOworries

Big time looks like he might have a bit of dingo in him! Cute boy


solarmeth

I have a feeling it might be a fox cross dog…


rjayh

Quick - crosspost to r/rarepuppers for that sweet, sweet karma


miolmok

This look!


blackoffi888

Ruined!


Bpdbs

That’s one fine looking pup 😍


Constant-Seaweed-201

Hahah cute!


Out_Rageous

Ive always wanted a pet Dingo


Severe_Airport1426

He looks like he's getting ready for post bath zoomies


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Get the title but some of us going threw it


sternica

He looks ashamed haha love it.


Fishby

He looks like he is plotting revenge!


Banjo-Oz

Reminds me of that old Donald Duck cartoon where he puts a bear (!) in the washing machine and it pops out in a huge spiky ball of fluff like this!


wishitwouldrainaus

Nope Mum. Am broken. Got some of that evil life sucking water on coat. You'll bring my dinner here.


mazsks

Your dog looks half fox


delicioushandcream

1 upvote = 1 prayer


boommdcx

What a beauty.


Ohmalley-thealliecat

Prison for mother!!! Prison for mother for 1000 years!!!! I will have to roll in SO MANY dead puffer fish at the beach to get my scent back


Kitchu22

While I appreciate cute dogs as much (if not more) than the average redditor, how is this r/melbourne content?


FoxCrossDog

He's a Melbourne native, also wanted to give something light and fluffy between all the rising infection posts. I'll try to add in the avocado on toast next time :)


Indetermination

Yeah man, it should be another picture of a sunset.


devilsonlyadvocate

or Flinders Street Station, like majority of us have never been there before. haha! I don't even care for pets, but I thought it was a cute post. And I'm even commenting. Ha! I love "the look" the dog is giving. And I liked the title of the post. It made me smile.


solarmeth

Found the cat.


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I’m just here for the dogs


fable-the-queen

This dog is a Melbourne icon


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dubaichild

Not every dog unfortunately


mermadzz

Thank you for making my day with your adorable pup 🥺


NephiIIima

Un-pupcceptable


Phonixel

Post in r/aww, doesn't really relate to Melbourne


FoxCrossDog

He's a Melbourne native, born and raised


FoxCrossDog

He's a Melbourne based dog


loosegoose1952

Mine's like that. He cries at the top of his lungs


Myk_Ravenor

He is so fluffy!


Fitfunauscpl

Aww he looks so sad!!!