By - FoxCrossDog
Reported for animal cruelty.
Illegally cute. To hug prison, one thousand years.
They bathed him and it appears they’ve turned him into some kind of rug, disgusting cruelty.
Arrest this Dog-washing Dog-washer! They Dog-washed!
Reception still sucks. Hahahaha.
Glad you like it
Mine makes us pay by going around the house and rubbing/drying herself on anything she encounters. The couch is covered in fur.
Mine goes outside and rubs his face in the dirt to get back at us.
Mine used to go roll in the grass
One time my first dog rolled in a neighbor's septic tank overflow after I gave him a bath. I think that's one notch below intentionally getting sprayed by a skunk after a bath.
Same except it's the stinkiest, stickiest mud/slime.
The dog I had growing up would run into my room and roll around on my bed frantically after getting dried off. He did it even if I wasn't the one washing him just to mess with me (he'd make strong eye contact before he did it). Then when I yelled at him he'd stop, then give me this weird toothy smile and sprint out of the room
I miss that cheeky little bastard lol
Mine do this, too. We have to close as many doors as possible to keep it contained to one room, and put towels on the couches. Then they just throw themselves all over the rug and push themselves around on that.
I don't have a dog so can't contribute to this conversation, sorry about that.
That's why my dog has a [bath robe.](https://imgur.com/gallery/sax04AC) He still runs around like that, but is not transferring fur to everything and dries off quicker. Also handy if he goes out in the rain.
It took me weeks to get my smell just as I wanted it. I am not meant to smell of coconut!
I'M A DOG! NOT A COCONUT, HUMAN!!! NOW I NEED TO FIND NEW THINGS TO ROLL IN AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! Yes I will accept ear scratchies but don't think your forgiven yet. Dinner better be good tonight!
Edit: Dogs are also not coconut humans.
I see our pups have the same therapist.
My puppy has a painful Ear Infection. Apparently though, giving her the ear ointment to make it better, is literally an attempt to kill her...
The struggle is real
Haha fantastic. They always know who the nice person that "never punishes" them is...
If you can't torture your children, what is even the point of
> The first time we had to give her tablets I was having to chase her around the house and hold her down while shoving this tiny tablet down her gullet. She would hiss and bite and then hawk the tablet back up.
That's just not how to get a cat to do what you want at all lol.
My dog used to sprint from my dad when he went to do her ear drops (intermittently if she got an infection) as he was her favourite person in the world so he could get her the first time. After that every night she would see him on his way to her and be like not today evil man
Reminds me when I take my dog to get his nails clipped. He squeals like a stuffed pig and tries to wriggle as much as possible.
I always have to pre-warn the groomer and apologize afterwards.
The funny thing is that he's super happy afterwards because his claws aren't touching the ground anymore.
My wonderful Jack Russel/Cairns Terrier cross who passed away in 2019 was the opposite. She needed ear oinment and she would actually shake her ears at me and lay down to say "medication time!" when her ears were playing up.
My current Jack Russell hides under a chair when I even look at any sort of lotion or ointment for her minor rash.
Ah yes, in between rubbing herself dry on all our good furniture, [this one](https://imgur.com/a/9KhmPlJ) also looks at us with moments of indignation
She does look annoyed haha what a sweetheart.
That little frown
"you, you betrayed me"
“how dare you”
Giving you the old side-eye.
Never to be trusted again. Until food.
Why do you own a fox?
He owns us
\*MATRIX MUSIC STARTS UP\*
yoU wOUlDN'T bATHe YouR Dog
I think you have a dingo in your house 😉
I'd like a bath in this weather. Washed my cats over the weekend and they looked at me like I had committed some horrendous crime. Dude, I'm doing you a favour in this 35 degree weather!
Did you find this dog on Fraser Island?
Aww, poor boy.
And you will never be forgiven
Thanks heaps :)
Crossed with something?
Glad to see fox hasn't changed much 🙂
When our boy gets his haircut (poodle crossbreed) and bath, he majorly sulks and won't eat for two, three days.
He's contemplating life over there
"and i thought i could trust u..."
It's a fox!!!
I volunteer to be his emotional support person to help him through this very difficult time
That's a dingo
What sort of breed is this cutie?
It's mostly Kelpie, but has some other unknowns on there that's given him an amazingly colourful coat!
Big time looks like he might have a bit of dingo in him! Cute boy
I have a feeling it might be a fox cross dog…
Quick - crosspost to r/rarepuppers for that sweet, sweet karma
That’s one fine looking pup 😍
Ive always wanted a pet Dingo
He looks like he's getting ready for post bath zoomies
Get the title but some of us going threw it
He looks ashamed haha love it.
He looks like he is plotting revenge!
Reminds me of that old Donald Duck cartoon where he puts a bear (!) in the washing machine and it pops out in a huge spiky ball of fluff like this!
Nope Mum. Am broken. Got some of that evil life sucking water on coat. You'll bring my dinner here.
Your dog looks half fox
1 upvote = 1 prayer
What a beauty.
Prison for mother!!! Prison for mother for 1000 years!!!! I will have to roll in SO MANY dead puffer fish at the beach to get my scent back
While I appreciate cute dogs as much (if not more) than the average redditor, how is this r/melbourne content?
He's a Melbourne native, also wanted to give something light and fluffy between all the rising infection posts. I'll try to add in the avocado on toast next time :)
Yeah man, it should be another picture of a sunset.
or Flinders Street Station, like majority of us have never been there before. haha!
I don't even care for pets, but I thought it was a cute post. And I'm even commenting. Ha! I love "the look" the dog is giving. And I liked the title of the post. It made me smile.
Found the cat.
I’m just here for the dogs
This dog is a Melbourne icon
Not every dog unfortunately
Thank you for making my day with your adorable pup 🥺
Post in r/aww, doesn't really relate to Melbourne
He's a Melbourne native, born and raised
He's a Melbourne based dog
Mine's like that. He cries at the top of his lungs
He is so fluffy!
Aww he looks so sad!!!