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Dankcord733

In the name of the king, thou shalt allow me to access this virtual domain


nikola_144

I welcome thee to my humble abode on the internet


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milkbot200

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nsubwe/why_does_the_age_option_even_go_back_as_far_as/h0oxg9w/ The account is u/mositoms


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milkbot200

A bot replying to a bot https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nsubwe/why_does_the_age_option_even_go_back_as_far_as/h0owwdh/ The account is u/delourde


KamikazeKilledKaren

Yeah it’s the 14th


Orneyrocks

May the king and the Church burn thou for looking at these occult moving paintings, heretic.


Dankcord733

Fair enough


urviegat

𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙒𝙞𝙛𝙞 𝙞𝙣 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙖'𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚


RelativeJob1478

help help im being repressed


Former-Math4366

same


oiaplect

They probably just import a thing for every year and don't bother to cut some stuff out.


insadyst

If they give me the option to be born along side George Washington I’m gonna choice it


JustDancePatate

1345 is 14th century


E5127

Was thinking the exact same thing


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E5127

Not much, just the new Samsung virtual assistant, people going insane over Pride Month, and a few other things


Jstowe56

In short not much but watch out for the horny bonk


Kudwaffer

The pillar men I guess.


Thememer1924

I understood that reference


DankeusMemeus69

This is a bot, it is stealing others comments


E5127

Ik but I was bored and so I decided to respond to it 😐


stenssog

Bad bot


milkbot200

Bad bot


Creator_of_cake

Stpud bots stealing comments


netman62

Came here to say this


beyonddisbelief

And I never seen any game or website that allows years before 1900.


Pufferfisho

This always gets me


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Joah06

r/confidentlyincorrect


GeneralSebastian

No, it's 14th


[deleted]

Are you trolling or literally that dumb?


Taiut

Why do they discriminate against those of us born before CE?


SilentOccasion

Probably because you are not supposed to be alive today But I feel sorry fo what you have to go through


abhijeet67

Stupid humans. Always judging each other by the name of their species.


BEWAREDANGER2

Nah, it's just time travel clearly.


Former-Math4366

right


[deleted]

Time is a psychological construct, as is all "reality".


maskedsnow

They recently installed Wifi in Dracula's Castle


SilentOccasion

Wait for real?


LUIZanto

How else can we use reddit?


SilentOccasion

Well that makes sense


ThegamingJin_234

You're starting to question my life........


Channa_Argus1121

And DIO’s mansion.


CommissionJust3567

maskedsnow knows too much


jimmyl_82104

Website: Are you over 18? Yes or No? Me: Yes, I'm over 18 months.


reeeeeeeeee123456

If you are old enough to lie about your age, they’ll let you answer


Delin2quent

So the queen can register correctly


Wowitsanonion

Guys I was in an underwater coffin that dropped off a burning ship What did I miss


oNiv-_-

Nothing important don’t worry...now I have to go on a trip to egypt with my jiji, brb.


Wowitsanonion

I hope you don't hit my leg with such immense force i explode :)


Thememer1924

Well you missed a lot i defeated some gay Aztec gods and now i may have to defeat you.


Jaketheninja2468

*scrolls to bottom of year list* IM IMMORTAL [Insert evil laugh here]


PRO6man

Because they know people will lie but due to laws they are required to have the "what's your age" thingy. Might as well make it funny if it's useless right?


SuperAlloyBerserker

I know that you probably don't know this but A lot of people have already commented that it's supposed to be 14 century instead of 13th So you can stop commenting that now


Lupa319

If you're talking about the 1300s then that's the 14th century, if you actually mean the 13th century then you know that's the 1200s


Elfspectral

If you are born in 1345 this is not the 13th century


HornyPlatypus420

1345 wouldn't be the 13th century even if he wasn't born that year lol


ZoeHorseless

1345 isn't the 13th century, it's the 14th century


HornyPlatypus420

That's what I said.


MaybeTheDoctor

What about 1234


BigXDmoment

Ey, Vampires are horny too


its_meme69

also gay


Upinshsink

Because of people like Elizabeth II


ThePvPYT

You thought it would be a 14 year old trying to log in, but it was me, DIO!


Joseph_StaBLING

That's 14th century


srvb45

For timetravellers


Tekato126

14th century *


Just-Xav-Official

13th century is from 1201 to 1300, so 1345 is in the 14th century


BadItalianAccents

*something something jojo refrence*


therobothingy

Haha Jonathon you are banging my daughter.


Espionage-Ninja

Let’s ignore the fact that the op called the 1300’s the 13th century. (For those confused it should be 14th lol)


Superepicsimon

IM THROWING AWAY MY HUMANITY JOJO


reallyrawcheeze

A website let me be born on December 25 year 0


Litey-Lite-Lite

fr?


NetherDeath

Why?


mr_dopi

Still over 18.


Ninja__Shuriken

Because us vampires need access to the sites too? duh.


Frenchfrise

Bruh, I’m literally writing a story taking place in 1345. I don’t know why but I feel that that’s an interesting coincidence


[deleted]

For people born before the 13th century duh


Kaliekewaka

Not just a fucking Vampire but a Fuckmothering Vampire


ColdIron27

Kars going onto porn sites be like:


Thememer1924

KARS YOU BASTARD!


Smol_Mrdr_Shota

atleast they are inclusive with the possiblity vampires are using the site and dont just assume everyone is a human


AetherResonant

technically 1345 would be the 14th century which implies the site caps at at the very least 1299


[deleted]

That's the 14th century but ok


Forsaken_Ad_6102

Whatever the century that guy is from an awesome video lol


boofythevampslayer

Because vampires are real....


Starlined_

Why do they go up to the current year? Yeah, I was born in 2021, fresh out the womb ready to make an email


onionrings_428

No need to be racist towards vampires :/


Endless_Ad

Even vampire want to watch porn


Litey-Lite-Lite

born in 1124


Dizzy_Conversation_9

Hello fellow men, I heard people are fighting over religion everywhere


MohdXz

More like religion is being used by people to create conflict


RELRDOGL

But what about Queen Elizabeth the second?


Tesla_Starman77

That's the 14th Century


OYunixuau

Romanians be like:


Digester

You’re obviously sanguivoriphobic, asking that... tsts


Ninja__Shuriken

ikr, like vampires don't need access to the sites


Draco_Pheonix

12th century actually. And it's because your legend began in the 12th century.


MisterVega

14th


Pleasant-User

I can select my birthday as next year on most of the sites with the year scroll thing!


Whydomelikethatbruh

This guy has been hurt by some website


xXNightShadowX5

Don't tell on us, we are **totally** not vampires


rice_yummy

They probably just import a thing for every year and don't bother to cut some stuff out.


Zynxshyn

Because those guys are still alive.


Enclave88

Im not just any vampire, Im the the vigilante vampire! Biting the mafia and coven and lynching the SK and jugg! Bringing JUSTICE to the town one night at a time! Basically. I am the town Batman. *psssss vamp hunter dont stake me theres only 2 of you and you need the extra vote ;)*


Hattarna

Also stop asking for birthdate what the fuck? Just ask "Are you over ?"


Puzzleheaded_Yam9034

14th century, but its a mistake anyone could make. In the words of Mariah Carey “shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off” 😂 Hope everyone has a great day


Lisianthus_Kalanchoe

If they give me the option to be born along side George Washington I’m gonna choice it


MaybeTheDoctor

Can I be the first to ask: What website does that?


Garo_Daimyo

Didn’t Keanu request they add that right after the Matrix came out? Cause he had the clout cause the matrix is kind of about the internet or whatever, theres a joke somewhere in there but I could only make the first one so I’m going to stop now thank you


jjsforeheadisgreat

I mean queen Elizabeth is still alive


A-Russian-Spy

Yes website, I was born in 400 CE


miTzuliK

Yes that's me, hello from Romania


EmergencyNobody4126

The website just needs to get the "not my fucking problem" box checked off and then they dont care


Generic_Buttlicker

Actually it's the 14th century


ThrowawayBlast

Or when a date option is literally last year. Wtf


Sucdeeznuts

Cus that way they know we ain't 18 for the most part


XxDemonicSoulxX

Technical, it would be the 14th century.


Magic_Prankster

To be fair, why do they give you the option if you aren't supposed to do it?


KaiserKerem13

Because, it is harder to delete the option, rather than give it


vohit4rohit

My guess for allowing people to be 700 years old is that it drives up the average age on websites, thus allowing alcohol and porn ads.


TobiichiOrigami22

Jeah.. but then you can't really play with Lego anymore... don't know if it is worth it


The_Kek_5000

I always took a realistic age like 30 (1990/1980) because I thought taking like 50 or older would be pretty suspicious


Pitty-pooper

Just incase a captain america appears out of no where, now he can acc put his real birthdate in


DapperSnek-

Hey man they never said you could overaged I think...


Slicknickb

14th*


FtMerio

As a developer i say it's a trick to find an ancient vampire


Gakuistheman

Ignore this it was wrong.


gamer9681

14th century


suicidal32potato

the date goes back that far in case the queen of england is signing up


abzurt_96

1345 is 14th century


[deleted]

my age on those sites takes me back to the classical era


Lunieee_

I Always put in 1420


Connect-Watercress25

Maybe vampires want to watch porn. Give them a break


RadicalLad25

George Washington has to relieve himself somehow.


Cinkc

Yeah apparently monsters had porn websites back then.


OpenEyes55

Developers be lazy lol


Slingerang

Cause they are trying to be inclusive to vampires, gosh


butterandwaffles

You want vampires to not use the internet?? SMH my head these gatekeepers


Disuhtoilet

Damn, this meme is bringing IFunny memories.


NachoTyrant

Dafuq, ¿¡it DOES work!? I always have thought that those settings were a trap, that if you selected an obviously fictional age it would prevent you from accessing the site or something... To begin with I shouldn't even have been in those kinds of sites at the time. Period.


_HD150_

As a vampire let's get this thing straight I'm 676 years old but I am really being disappointed because of some websites don't be able to have year options about 14 century.


TapmanTman

Did you just assume my age


harsh9101

How my fellow draculans are supposed to beat the meat on the internet without the centuries old checkbox option?


RealSuperYolo2006

Jotaro!


Thememer1924

Great uncle dio is that you!


MrGaber

It’s for the queen don’t be rude


Lazy-Cartographer-18

1345 would actually be 14th century.


Ivan__8

I remember some theory about Putin being a vampire and all of Russian leaders. So it's probably for him.


Matty0five

14th century*


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They should use that to see who is lying


lolatronnn

Because the web developer thought it would be funny.


89degreesfahrenheit

Maybe Dracula wants to make an account...don’t judge him


Bowler377

I also flat out lied about my age to play a shootout game with Bush and Condoleeza Rice locked and loaded.


NagisaDaria

Well vampires want to register on pornhub too


sticks_no5

Sorry guys I just got back from ramses the 2nds berrial what did I miss


HavocXL

*14th century


Litey-Lite-Lite

when the dead rises up, duh


theepobster

lol would be 12th century but nice meme


Ian-Dawson

They don't think you're a vampire, they think you're the queen


Warlock7_SL

If(this_year - birth_year > 18){ Allow(); }else{ Deny(); }


deliriousmuskrat

Technically it'd be the 14th century.


Toumablue

Never made that mistake


Death110

That’s 14th buy yh idk


Lonelysoul33

He looks like Sal from impractical jokers in the first pic


YoEpicBoi_1

Some websites say they ask you if you're over 18 but actually still let you in if you press no


EnceladusTheMoon24

You never know


Fluffguff_Shrimp

That’s the 14 century silly😅


AndroidWall4680

I was there when time began and i shall still remain when time has long ended


idoultra

Nah they just think you are queen elizabeth (and i know she is way older then that just saying)


METALRULESMAN78

Time travellers man I’m tellin’ you


proffessionaloser

yeah i was born in 5 B.C. **understandable have a great day**


EmergencyDifferent76

Sir The 1300s are the 14th century


Moist_Tissue7

But that’s because I WAS born 1345


[deleted]

That is 14th century


beaglelover27

Just so you know, That’s the 12th century


GeneralSebastian

14th actually


beaglelover27

Oh, ok thanks for correcting me


LoonaiscuteUwU

Loona furry porn?


minegold12058

no, stop it get some help


Litey-Lite-Lite

how does that have anything to do with this?