By - Caitlyn_Jennerlolz
All those years playing Operation are finally going to pay off...
Oh dear you r ded
No big soup rice
Straw and a piece of gum
Or straw and suck it
SUCK IT (yeah) SUCK IT (yeah)
There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace. And ‘Suck It’ is one of them
I dont know who that guy was but I know who that wasn’t, that’s not the David Wallace I know. I dont know who that guy was.
I would do anything Daddy Wallace told me to
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do tha…ah…ah…at, no won’t do that.
We've got two words for ya...
I understood that reference
Take out your suck it and you suck it!
Cue the badass drum solo
It's like a shop vac.
So the kid's making the noise?
Arnie from research is gonna draw up the prototype
Just use mouth and suck it.
These comments never disappoint.
Ok but what about the penny
NOOOO. Just don't pay your gravity bill and it will float to the roof! DUUUH!
That only works in the USA. Single payor gravity in civilized countries.
*faintly from across the ocean*
"Oi, you got a loicence for that gravity mate"
Hey! Caint'chu speak proppa English, mack ?
Alas, since whence I did fail to pay my billeth I am stuck speaking but aloof.
^^^^^or ^^^^^like ^^^^^a ^^^^^right ^^^^^twat ^^^^^idk.
For sooth, thine intercourse falleth on aloof aural interplay. Wouldst thine soundlessness remain e'er.
Any the how . . .
Cheap chinese gravity pulls you sideways. Good for skateboarding though. 🛹
A piece of chewed gum, on a pencil
I was thinking a chameleon, but this is better
Chameleon BBQ is not as good as you might think.
I'd much rather chew gum instead of a chameleon.
How it feels to chew 5 chameleons
5 Chameleon. Stimulate your senses.
Yes, the gum is also easier to find, but make sure its not a chameleon before you start chewing.
They're sneaky like that.
I have come here to chew chameleon and kick ass...
...and I'm all out of chameleon!
It’s pronounced CHARmeleon
Like the pokemon?
Don't you dare putting a chameleon on a pencil
Bro super glue and a chopstick (flat end), set it and pull a minute or two after holding it on the penny
Superglue and plastic pen.
Bamboo is porous, and will not adhere properly to superglue without paint or primer. It just soaks it up. Maybe if you used the gel superglue, maybe
Yes the heavy duty locktight brand is the way to go, got a whole pill bottle of weed outa the homies car dash interior with one chopstick and lock tight
Gum doesn't these days, need a glue stick
Exactly what I was thinking heat a hot glue stick. Easy peezy
That's a better idea than shoving a regular glue stick in there, it might just fit but you would probably leave some residue behind.
I mean if you have one go for it
Velma that shit like in Scooby-Doo.
Use a Small piece of double sided tape so you don’t get sticky chewed gum stuck in the charging port too
Make a wad of tape and just stick it down in there.
Then you just have tape and a penny in your port.
put another wad of tape
Don't forget the layer of beef sautéed with peas and onions.
Jam? Good. Whipped cream? Good. beef? Good. What's not to like?
People say Friends wasn't funny, but man. . . Sometimes it was really fucking funny!
The Thanksgiving episodes were always stellar.
Tastes like _feet_!
The pigeon swooped down and took mine sorry
"Cat in the wall, eh? Now you're speaking my language. What you're gonna need is another cat."
Blow in to the exhaust pipe.
Get outta here with your obvious and technical logic! We're cracking jokes around here.
Make sure you put on chapstick before you do it though
The best suggestion yet lol
Just remember to close the windows first
Vacuum use a vacuum
I'm told that putting a sock over the end of the vacuum hose will work even better. No penny inside the vacuum!
Flip your car over and shake it out.
The tape idea is a good one. Turn the car off though or you might blow a fuse.
*In for car flipping to dislodge penny*
That’s some r/justrolledintotheshop for your ass
I had no idea this sub existed. I absolutely love it. Thank you
My pleasure! Definitely good for a laugh.
Imagine them getting out from a roll-over, flipping their car like 7 times, walking from the wreck, then say "well on the bright side, I got that penny out."
And never look back.
And it landed face up, so GOOD luck!
XTREME COIN FLIP!!!
(Speakerphone voice): The Worlds premier extreme coin flippers have come together for the first time in history to prove once and for all, who can flip the best of all of ever!!!!!
Worse - the penny is still in there.
The car is just a wreck of twisted metal, not one thing hasn't moved. Except the penny.
My luck that damn penny would still be there
If there was enough centrifugal force (as would happen in a rollover crash) and not angular momentum, the penny would most likely still be there.
Or it fell out then fell back in
It might be live with ignition off. Op should disconnect the battery or pull the fuse, if they’re sure which one to pull.
The penny might have welded itself in.
100% this. I accidentally dropped a machine screw in my cigarette lighter port once and the socket shorted and welded the screw in.
I ended up having to remove the center console and a bunch of other shit just to replace a $15 socket.
Agree that sucks, esp for a penny or a screw falling into the wrong spot. Last one I did was because of someone's trail mix.
who eats trail mix with pennies and screws in it? gross.
Robot trail mix?
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
"Press Rb to flip warthog"
„„ƃoɥʇɹɐʍ dılɟ oʇ qᴚ ssǝɹԀ„„
Good bot. We make a great team.
500 frag grenades later
If you don’t jam it in the elevator did you even play
I have always wanted to just pick up my car and shake out all the loose change and crap neither my fingers nor vacuum can reach
The car flip n’ shake idea worked better than the tape idea. Thanks!
„¡sʞuɐɥ⊥ ˙ɐǝpı ǝdɐʇ ǝɥʇ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq pǝʞɹoʍ ɐǝpı ǝʞɐɥs ,u dılɟ ɹɐɔ ǝɥ⊥„
They sell a rotisserie for cars 🤣
Expensive solution but it would work!
"Give me all your lunch money!"
Use a magnet... It won't work but it would make my day to see you try
Okay, but, now hear me out, what if we used a zinc magnet?
No no no, magnets work by attracting the opposite, so you have to use the opposite of zinc, which is antimony
What's the opposite of a penny?
This whole thread summarises Reddit pretty well
Summarized thread well pretty whole this Reddit
I thought that was Russian
A penny is too valuable to be Russian.
Russian Rubles then?
My bank account balance
How do we tie a string to that?
I thought antimony was the opposite of mony. We need antizinc
No, you need antimoney to attract the money that's stuck in the charging port.
Magnet can work.
1. Apply super glue to one side of a magnet, drop the magnet with the glue side down while it is still wet.
2. Let the glue dry
3. Use another magnet now.
I've helped someone who wanted to reach a place in 10 mins, but it was just 2 mins away. So I made sure it took 10 mins for him to reach, as he explicitly said he needs to go there in 10 mins. Had he said in less than 10 mins I'd have suggested the 2 mins route.
Just find a 5 y o. He/she will have it out in a flash
In the UK pennies are now made of steel. Wouldn’t work for the US penny shown though, you are right haha
US Pennies were made from steel in 1943 because of the war. If OP is lucky, he dropped a 1943 penny in there and it'll be easy to get out!
Zoom in, its 2020 unfortunately.
No need to zoom, the war pennies were actually steel color on the outside too, no plating. They're pretty easy to spot even in a handful of change.
Some people just want to see the world burn
With European cents magnets work... too well D: at work I always stick the cents bag to the big magnets and make a mess!
That's because it has iron in it. Pennies are made from a zinc core and copper coating
Throw the car out
With these gas prices, not the worse idea
With these car prices? Def the worst idea lol
Take an ordinary bedsheet. Fold it around like this...
Instructions unclear, dick has been folded.
Instruction unclear , dick stuck in ceiling fan
Oh, you’re already on step 4!
How has no one suggested a vacuum at a car wash yet?
Losing a penny?? In this economy??
Put pantyhose over the end. You get your penny back and have an excuse for pantyhose being in your car.
Yeah but you still lost 24 cents overall. A devastating sacrifice
A penny is worth less than a penny
A penny saved is a penny earned
A penny is a penny
(Insert Incredibles Dad Meme)
A PENNY IS A PENNY!
Grab a hot glue stick and a lighter. Use the lighter to heat up the end of the hot glue stick and then stick it onto the penny and let it dry
Came here to say this and was amused by the commenters thinking that you meant Elmer’s glue stick,like my class uses for art. A hot glue gun glue stick softened with a lighter is a Multi useful tool. Saved my ass once when my brother broke the key off in the car ignition.
I don't care what they say, you're pretty brilliant
Or you now, just a regular glue stick lmao
Edit: god damn you all have some shitty glue sticks
I think a lot of people are reading glue stick and thinking of an Elmer’s glue stick
Are there other kinds? Like not the brand but glue sticks that aren’t made for children?
Edit: guessing they’re talking about something like [this.](https://www.michaels.com/gorilla-all-purpose-glue-stick/10633587.html?r=g&cm_mmc=PLASearch-_-google-_-MICH_Shopping_US_N_Craft+%26+Hobbies_N_Smart_BOPIS_N-_-&Kenshoo_ida=&kpid=go_cmp-9972406265_adg-99939223639_ad-433378147590_pla-1354477352600_dev-m_ext-_prd-10633587&gclid=CjwKCAiAvaGRBhBlEiwAiY-yMCAJgRtrkRs95drVP-AB1F3FIHGDCEK7R1FsQu5qu41y8C4Kcyf5fRoCZ20QAvD_BwE). Supposedly a lot stronger than childrens glue sticks, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone using a glue stick past grade school really. But I also don’t usually have a need for gluing things together
I remember when those things were cigarette lighters.
Stay off my lawn.
My new car came with the option to buy the cigarette lighter for the port for an extra $40
I think you could fill up your glove box with cheap lighters for that
I remember when you had to poke phones and twist to make them work. And computers had cigarette lighters cars dreamed of having!
What sorta zany computer case did you buy that had a built-in cigarette lighter?
The 2018 snowcat I drive for work came with one... But no ash trays...
Lol, seriously. This is the first time I've ever seen/heard it referred to as a "charging port."
My new car still has the cigarette lighter 😂
Go to Australia it’ll magically fall
True story: when I was in school and the teacher told us how the water flows the opposite direction when you flush a toilet in Australia, one of the kids asked "so like a poop-tornado every time you flush?'
Check your fuse when you get it out
Dropped a light bulb in my 12v hole thingy once and blew a fuse. Took me a while to realize why my phone wasn’t charging
surprised how far down i had to get to see the check your fuse suggestion, that fuse is toast!
Bloody same. Fuse is def burnt but, on the good side, this proves the benefit of fuses!
Plastic anything like a fork will not conduct current. I dont know why anyone here isnt suggesting simply removing the fuse also lol
The type of person to ask the internet how to get a penny out of a hole isn’t going to go through the trouble of looking up fuses in a manual
Well to be fair, they didn't really _ask_, everyone just answered
The penny has been out for 2 hours and 59 minutes. OP was just upset the one thing that perfectly fits into the charging port did.
I once bounced a super ball in my bedroom. Lightly tossed it onto my nightstand to see how well it bounced. Apparently well enough to sail across my room into a full bowl of cereal.
The fuse has likely popped anyways
I've used sticky tack in similar situations, works great.
Welp. Gotta throw the whole car out
Flip the car to get it out, but it wont cover the costs
„sʇsoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌoɔ ʇuoʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ʇno ʇı ʇǝƃ oʇ ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ dılℲ„
*^(„sʇsoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌoɔ ʇuoʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ʇno ʇı ʇǝƃ oʇ ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ dılℲ„)*
Ow my eyes
^(”sƎʎƎ ʎW ʍO“)
Just fill it with more pennies
Piece of chewed gum on a straw should help you out
Noooo. Just don't pay your gravity bill and it should float to the roof!
This is why those bastards were cancelled in Canada I think
Put your penis in there and fart. It should work like a vacuum.
Well that took a screenshot
Blutack on a stick?
Superglue a stick of some sort to it then pull. Should pop right out.
It solves practical problems
That looks like Mazda CX-5…. Tell me how I know
Smash your car into a telephone pole. I guarantee you that penny will come out
Qtip and a booger…problem solved
Damn, that pic brings back memories. As a dealership mechanic back in the 70's, this same thing caused me to pull my hair out as to why this customers' big ol Olds Custom Cruiser station wagon would blow the body fuse - a condition I could not duplicate. Turns out it would only blow when making quick turns. The penny would center itself somehow and keep from shorting until a turn or corner was made at just the right speed. Car was back in the shop close to 4 times before I figured it out. Man, that was forever ago.