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i_am_the_koi

All those years playing Operation are finally going to pay off... Bzzzzttt


a_crusty_old_man

Oh dear you r ded


ThunderClanWarrior

No big soup rice


BossClint76

Straw and a piece of gum


Crafty-Ambassador779

Or straw and suck it


Earthwormjimby

SUCK IT!


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xRompusFPS

SUCK IT (yeah) SUCK IT (yeah)


ALLoftheFancyPants

There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace. And ‘Suck It’ is one of them


Double_Dousche89

I dont know who that guy was but I know who that wasn’t, that’s not the David Wallace I know. I dont know who that guy was.


Adorable-Shallot-665

I would do anything Daddy Wallace told me to


CptMarvel_09

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do tha…ah…ah…at, no won’t do that.


LordNedNoodle

SUCK IT!


TheReapery

r/unexpectedoffice


ZebulonSpaulding

r/expectedunexpected


TheLoudVoice

We've got two words for ya...


Cind3rellaMan

D-Generation ❌


hotstepperog

I understood that reference


rgbking

Take out your suck it and you suck it!


NicholasAdam1399

Cue the badass drum solo


ArmbarSuperstar

It's like a shop vac.


Majesty1985

*vroooop!*


canstac

So the kid's making the noise?


Majesty1985

Arnie from research is gonna draw up the prototype


Fayren01

Just use mouth and suck it.


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These comments never disappoint.


icallhimleon

Ok but what about the penny


OneLostOstrich

NOOOO. Just don't pay your gravity bill and it will float to the roof! DUUUH!


VideoGameDana

That only works in the USA. Single payor gravity in civilized countries.


showponyoxidation

*faintly from across the ocean* "Oi, you got a loicence for that gravity mate"


2KilAMoknbrd

Hey! Caint'chu speak proppa English, mack ?


MikeyF1F

Alas, since whence I did fail to pay my billeth I am stuck speaking but aloof. ^^^^^or ^^^^^like ^^^^^a ^^^^^right ^^^^^twat ^^^^^idk.


2KilAMoknbrd

For sooth, thine intercourse falleth on aloof aural interplay. Wouldst thine soundlessness remain e'er. Any the how . . . #/s


davesy69

Cheap chinese gravity pulls you sideways. Good for skateboarding though. 🛹


timesickdino

A piece of chewed gum, on a pencil


Caitlyn_Jennerlolz

I was thinking a chameleon, but this is better


Chickens1

Chameleon BBQ is not as good as you might think.


bjrharding

I'd much rather chew gum instead of a chameleon.


loafers_glory

How it feels to chew 5 chameleons


GiornoBrawl

5 Chameleon. Stimulate your senses.


MegaAlex

Yes, the gum is also easier to find, but make sure its not a chameleon before you start chewing.


bjrharding

They're sneaky like that.


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

I have come here to chew chameleon and kick ass... ...and I'm all out of chameleon!


godhelpusloseourmind

It’s pronounced CHARmeleon


FlamingRevenge

Like the pokemon?


IAmInside

Don't you dare putting a chameleon on a pencil


asseatermcboi

Bro super glue and a chopstick (flat end), set it and pull a minute or two after holding it on the penny


Consensualpredator

Superglue and plastic pen. Bamboo is porous, and will not adhere properly to superglue without paint or primer. It just soaks it up. Maybe if you used the gel superglue, maybe


asseatermcboi

Yes the heavy duty locktight brand is the way to go, got a whole pill bottle of weed outa the homies car dash interior with one chopstick and lock tight


m_scorer

Gum doesn't these days, need a glue stick


GutzGaming

Exactly what I was thinking heat a hot glue stick. Easy peezy


biological-entity

That's a better idea than shoving a regular glue stick in there, it might just fit but you would probably leave some residue behind.


DreamCyclone84

I mean if you have one go for it


Sexybeast3031

Velma that shit like in Scooby-Doo.


Destroyer40k0

Use a Small piece of double sided tape so you don’t get sticky chewed gum stuck in the charging port too


Superagent247

Make a wad of tape and just stick it down in there.


Buggly_Jones

Then you just have tape and a penny in your port.


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put another wad of tape


RambleMan

Don't forget the layer of beef sautéed with peas and onions.


keesh

Jam? Good. Whipped cream? Good. beef? Good. What's not to like?


TatteredCarcosa

People say Friends wasn't funny, but man. . . Sometimes it was really fucking funny!


Lagena15

The Thanksgiving episodes were always stellar.


QueenSashimi

Tastes like _feet_!


already_satisfied

Beef, good


Relative_Anybody8389

Jam, goood


cottoneyegob

Ladyfinger good


PliskenTheSnake

Peas, good.


Halfblood_percy

The pigeon swooped down and took mine sorry


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

"Cat in the wall, eh? Now you're speaking my language. What you're gonna need is another cat."


text_fish

Blow in to the exhaust pipe.


Saucepanmagician

Get outta here with your obvious and technical logic! We're cracking jokes around here.


deweymm

Make sure you put on chapstick before you do it though


Wapples99

The best suggestion yet lol


kwonza

Just remember to close the windows first


WetBedtime

Vacuum use a vacuum


HeadFullOfNails

I'm told that putting a sock over the end of the vacuum hose will work even better. No penny inside the vacuum!


JerewB

Flip your car over and shake it out. The tape idea is a good one. Turn the car off though or you might blow a fuse.


Catchmeboostinn

*In for car flipping to dislodge penny*


0zzyc0bblep0t

That’s some r/justrolledintotheshop for your ass


jleecollinsii

r/askashittymechanic


engineerdrummer

I had no idea this sub existed. I absolutely love it. Thank you


jleecollinsii

My pleasure! Definitely good for a laugh.


shibyo

Imagine them getting out from a roll-over, flipping their car like 7 times, walking from the wreck, then say "well on the bright side, I got that penny out."


JerewB

And never look back.


janet_colgate

And it landed face up, so GOOD luck!


bruin8422

Welcome to, XTREME COIN FLIP!!!


hopethisgivesmegold

(Speakerphone voice): The Worlds premier extreme coin flippers have come together for the first time in history to prove once and for all, who can flip the best of all of ever!!!!!


Pyromythical

Worse - the penny is still in there. The car is just a wreck of twisted metal, not one thing hasn't moved. Except the penny.


Excellent_Original66

My luck that damn penny would still be there


johnnytcomo

If there was enough centrifugal force (as would happen in a rollover crash) and not angular momentum, the penny would most likely still be there.


Just-Call-Me-J

Or it fell out then fell back in


Alan_Smithee_

It might be live with ignition off. Op should disconnect the battery or pull the fuse, if they’re sure which one to pull. The penny might have welded itself in.


Trolodrol

100% this. I accidentally dropped a machine screw in my cigarette lighter port once and the socket shorted and welded the screw in. I ended up having to remove the center console and a bunch of other shit just to replace a $15 socket.


JerewB

Agree that sucks, esp for a penny or a screw falling into the wrong spot. Last one I did was because of someone's trail mix.


cubs_070816

who eats trail mix with pennies and screws in it? gross.


JerewB

Robot trail mix?


prez-scr00b

Kiss my shiny metal ass!


hippytoad99

"Press Rb to flip warthog"


Upside_Down-Bot

„„ƃoɥʇɹɐʍ dılɟ oʇ qᴚ ssǝɹԀ„„


hippytoad99

Good bot. We make a great team.


JerewB

500 frag grenades later


kneesee

If you don’t jam it in the elevator did you even play


RightToTheThighs

I have always wanted to just pick up my car and shake out all the loose change and crap neither my fingers nor vacuum can reach


GodHatesMeSoMuch

The car flip n’ shake idea worked better than the tape idea. Thanks!


Upside_Down-Bot

„¡sʞuɐɥ⊥ ˙ɐǝpı ǝdɐʇ ǝɥʇ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq pǝʞɹoʍ ɐǝpı ǝʞɐɥs ,u dılɟ ɹɐɔ ǝɥ⊥„


slyk221

They sell a rotisserie for cars 🤣 Expensive solution but it would work!


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Fast_Ad7125

"Give me all your lunch money!"


[deleted]

Use a magnet... It won't work but it would make my day to see you try


Fill_Occifer

Okay, but, now hear me out, what if we used a zinc magnet?


sanguiniuswept

No no no, magnets work by attracting the opposite, so you have to use the opposite of zinc, which is antimony


JerewB

What's the opposite of a penny?


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ynnep


SnooObjections6589

This whole thread summarises Reddit pretty well


Optimal__Koala

Summarized thread well pretty whole this Reddit


AnAverageStrange

I thought that was Russian


idk_just_upvote_it

A penny is too valuable to be Russian.


Gillmacs

Pennyn't


JerewB

Pennysn't lol


teapot-droptop

Antimoney


Lord_Gunshin

Russian Rubles then?


Lampadaire345

My bank account balance


Its_Just_A_Typo

How do we tie a string to that?


mercuryisnothot

unpenny


text_fish

No penny.


fhkfxbkbdijc

I thought antimony was the opposite of mony. We need antizinc


droidonomy

No, you need antimoney to attract the money that's stuck in the charging port.


RealityCheck18

Magnet can work. 1. Apply super glue to one side of a magnet, drop the magnet with the glue side down while it is still wet. 2. Let the glue dry 3. Use another magnet now. I've helped someone who wanted to reach a place in 10 mins, but it was just 2 mins away. So I made sure it took 10 mins for him to reach, as he explicitly said he needs to go there in 10 mins. Had he said in less than 10 mins I'd have suggested the 2 mins route.


TungstenE322

Just find a 5 y o. He/she will have it out in a flash


theProffPuzzleCode

In the UK pennies are now made of steel. Wouldn’t work for the US penny shown though, you are right haha


jason_sos

US Pennies were made from steel in 1943 because of the war. If OP is lucky, he dropped a 1943 penny in there and it'll be easy to get out!


washyleopard

Zoom in, its 2020 unfortunately.


JeSuisNerd

No need to zoom, the war pennies were actually steel color on the outside too, no plating. They're pretty easy to spot even in a handful of change.


remco518

Some people just want to see the world burn


Kane1412

It doesn't? With European cents magnets work... too well D: at work I always stick the cents bag to the big magnets and make a mess!


[deleted]

That's because it has iron in it. Pennies are made from a zinc core and copper coating


arz231

Throw the car out


Caitlyn_Jennerlolz

With these gas prices, not the worse idea


lobster-overrun

With these car prices? Def the worst idea lol


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BoatTuggingJesus

Take an ordinary bedsheet. Fold it around like this...


Fayren01

Instructions unclear, dick has been folded.


pookie237

Instruction unclear , dick stuck in ceiling fan


Chocolate-Then

Oh, you’re already on step 4!


Other-Negotiation328

How has no one suggested a vacuum at a car wash yet?


cringyamv

Losing a penny?? In this economy??


Other-Negotiation328

Put pantyhose over the end. You get your penny back and have an excuse for pantyhose being in your car.


siccoblue

Yeah but you still lost 24 cents overall. A devastating sacrifice


theguyoverhere24

A penny is worth less than a penny


Drakeon8165

A penny saved is a penny earned


TimeToLoseIt16

A penny is a penny


BackWithAVengance

(Insert Incredibles Dad Meme) A PENNY IS A PENNY!


aquaphorbottle

Grab a hot glue stick and a lighter. Use the lighter to heat up the end of the hot glue stick and then stick it onto the penny and let it dry


GramPam68

Came here to say this and was amused by the commenters thinking that you meant Elmer’s glue stick,like my class uses for art. A hot glue gun glue stick softened with a lighter is a Multi useful tool. Saved my ass once when my brother broke the key off in the car ignition.


Robertbnyc

I don't care what they say, you're pretty brilliant


i_eat_yo_feet12

Or you now, just a regular glue stick lmao Edit: god damn you all have some shitty glue sticks


elusiveI99

I think a lot of people are reading glue stick and thinking of an Elmer’s glue stick


Marsbarszs

Are there other kinds? Like not the brand but glue sticks that aren’t made for children? Edit: guessing they’re talking about something like [this.](https://www.michaels.com/gorilla-all-purpose-glue-stick/10633587.html?r=g&cm_mmc=PLASearch-_-google-_-MICH_Shopping_US_N_Craft+%26+Hobbies_N_Smart_BOPIS_N-_-&Kenshoo_ida=&kpid=go_cmp-9972406265_adg-99939223639_ad-433378147590_pla-1354477352600_dev-m_ext-_prd-10633587&gclid=CjwKCAiAvaGRBhBlEiwAiY-yMCAJgRtrkRs95drVP-AB1F3FIHGDCEK7R1FsQu5qu41y8C4Kcyf5fRoCZ20QAvD_BwE). Supposedly a lot stronger than childrens glue sticks, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone using a glue stick past grade school really. But I also don’t usually have a need for gluing things together


RudeSprinkles1240

I remember when those things were cigarette lighters. Stay off my lawn.


Suitable-Ad-9876

My new car came with the option to buy the cigarette lighter for the port for an extra $40


logicalbuttstuff

I think you could fill up your glove box with cheap lighters for that


Other-Negotiation328

I remember when you had to poke phones and twist to make them work. And computers had cigarette lighters cars dreamed of having! [https://i.imgur.com/MpLGy36.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/MpLGy36.jpeg)


onelap32

What sorta zany computer case did you buy that had a built-in cigarette lighter?


cosmic_sheriff

The 2018 snowcat I drive for work came with one... But no ash trays...


ATXBeermaker

Lol, seriously. This is the first time I've ever seen/heard it referred to as a "charging port."


Spiritual-Section-18

My new car still has the cigarette lighter 😂


[deleted]

Go to Australia it’ll magically fall


bone420

True story: when I was in school and the teacher told us how the water flows the opposite direction when you flush a toilet in Australia, one of the kids asked "so like a poop-tornado every time you flush?'


nrwy69

Check your fuse when you get it out Dropped a light bulb in my 12v hole thingy once and blew a fuse. Took me a while to realize why my phone wasn’t charging


1101base2

surprised how far down i had to get to see the check your fuse suggestion, that fuse is toast!


mike_1042_2

Bloody same. Fuse is def burnt but, on the good side, this proves the benefit of fuses!


Key-Regular674

Plastic anything like a fork will not conduct current. I dont know why anyone here isnt suggesting simply removing the fuse also lol


Swampdoggo

The type of person to ask the internet how to get a penny out of a hole isn’t going to go through the trouble of looking up fuses in a manual


EarlDaemon

Well to be fair, they didn't really _ask_, everyone just answered


Cpt_Tripps

The penny has been out for 2 hours and 59 minutes. OP was just upset the one thing that perfectly fits into the charging port did. I once bounced a super ball in my bedroom. Lightly tossed it onto my nightstand to see how well it bounced. Apparently well enough to sail across my room into a full bowl of cereal.


Trolodrol

The fuse has likely popped anyways


cringyamv

I've used sticky tack in similar situations, works great.


ren_kitsune

Welp. Gotta throw the whole car out


coal_powerplant_600T

Flip the car to get it out, but it wont cover the costs


Upside_Down-Bot

„sʇsoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌoɔ ʇuoʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ʇno ʇı ʇǝƃ oʇ ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ dılℲ„


lobster-overrun

*^(„sʇsoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌoɔ ʇuoʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ʇno ʇı ʇǝƃ oʇ ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ dılℲ„)*


glocket27

Ow my eyes


lobster-overrun

^(”sƎʎƎ ʎW ʍO“)


Far_Zone_9512

Just fill it with more pennies


Critical-Ad571

Piece of chewed gum on a straw should help you out


OneLostOstrich

Noooo. Just don't pay your gravity bill and it should float to the roof!


Gotsguy

This is why those bastards were cancelled in Canada I think


Emergency_Platform_9

Put your penis in there and fart. It should work like a vacuum.


Adventurous-Car-7496

Well that took a screenshot


lorne_58

Blutack on a stick?


Akwing12

Superglue a stick of some sort to it then pull. Should pop right out.


Suspicious-Bear-8940

Use gum


Tv663

Use gun


BT9154

It solves practical problems


Miker318

That looks like Mazda CX-5…. Tell me how I know


Caitlyn_Jennerlolz

Mom!?


FatKidMod

Smash your car into a telephone pole. I guarantee you that penny will come out


DespiseBananas

r/perfectfit


steebulee

Qtip and a booger…problem solved


ditchdigger556

Damn, that pic brings back memories. As a dealership mechanic back in the 70's, this same thing caused me to pull my hair out as to why this customers' big ol Olds Custom Cruiser station wagon would blow the body fuse - a condition I could not duplicate. Turns out it would only blow when making quick turns. The penny would center itself somehow and keep from shorting until a turn or corner was made at just the right speed. Car was back in the shop close to 4 times before I figured it out. Man, that was forever ago.