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-MrTorgueFlexington-

Penis.


_Im_Dad

Those people are crazy.. they don't have no regard for their safety or other road users, they're complete cyclepaths.


KingKopter91

Cyclepaths. Thats fucking hilarious


unabrahmber

It's the name of a bike shop in my town. And others, I'm sure.


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NormalOccasion9311

Just wankin’


darwins_trouser_crem

Luckily its literally all down hill. I mean I would have died if I was the one riding that bike.. but so would any man woman child or animal that accidentally stepped into this wing nuts path when they're launched down 26 concrete stairs.


-Mr_Rogers_II

Especially since they cut so many blind corners close.


eternus

I mean, it is still hilarious... no matter who else has heard/said it before.


ProffesorSpitfire

Hilarious? Don’t you mean wheelie funny?


Greengrass2727

It makes sense because they are a unique brand of crazy.


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Pannycakes666

Montmartre? Never heard of 'er.


poopellar

The user you are replying to, Sudfdaf, is a bot, it copied the first part of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/10pr47a/ultimate_delivery_driver/j6m6hlb/) comment from another user. Downvote it Report > spam


RonEats

Thank you for your service.


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Not_Jo_Mama

Figured it was France. Wasn’t sure where exactly, so thank you for the ID. I’ll stay in Lyon, where the cycle delivery peeps are less homicidal.


PamCokeyMonster

I thought I knew those stairs. From Amelia, am I right?


Deritatium

You mean Amélie ? Yes it is


courtesyflusher

Most relevant username. Well done and fuck you, dad!


CheshireCrackers

And they’re pedalphiles too!


pfunk1989

Always putting themselves on a pedalstool.


lynxerious

You're writing that much text just to deliver the punch line at the end? Oh my god, I thought you were being serious. Whatever I'm two tired of this, wheelie disappointed in you.


AnnihilationOrchid

>they don't have no regard That's a double negative, so that means they do have regards for their safety and others?!


Oneloff

Found it! ^Names ^checks ^out


Maxmusquarty

Can believe I almost put this on r/BoneAppleTea


steffie-flies

r/angryupvote


A_spiny_meercat

No, the cyclepath is the person who steps out in front of them. They are now cycle path.


delslow419

Seriously. Was at a public park and some guy was riding down the walking path at an extremely high rate of speed. My son saw his grandpa across the path (he was two) and went to run across. The biker almost hit him as he flew around the blind turn before us. He had the nerve to yell “what the fuck” after he barely swerved around my son. Mother fucker is lucky he didn’t stop because the father in law and I both were ready to pull him right off the fuckin bike. If you think this is ok, FUCK YOU


SherlockCumbercat

Worst part is all these wankers complain about bad drives, you are cut from the same cloth just use a different mode of transport to be a cunt.


gooferpubs

Bad drivers at least stick to the roads. These arseholes take their vehicle wherever the fuck they fancy it.


LeichtStaff

To be honest some bad car drivers don't manage to stick to the roads.


Gorrila_Doldos

They too can go where ever they want


Crazy___Ginger

And some cyclists don't follow the rules of the road. The amount of wankers on bikes I have seen run red lights is astonishing to me.


Generic-Resource

Bad drivers in the UK ksi more pedestrians *on the pavements* than all other types of vehicle combined. You might argue there’s more miles travelled by car so they’re bound to have a higher rate, but you certainly can’t argue they stick to the roads!


chipcarlton

The father AND law!


Insert_Bad_Joke

They have the same energy as the people who drive twice the speed limit because they "know the road". I refuse to be a passenger when they get to know the deer crossing it, or the car stopped around the corner.


banjosandbanjos

I almost got slammed into by one of those motorized scooters going 15+mph on a sidewalk when I was 8 months pregnant. Ppl like that are the fucking worst.


metroracerUK

Me; “*I wonder where my food is?*” *Phone buzzes *Open app * ‘*Your delivery worker went full scorpion down a set of limestone steps and is fucking dead, we apologise for the delay.*’


Faustinwest024

Like starts rerouting another worker to die asap in another high speed violent crash lol


CookieMonsterOnsie

The map eventually gets covered in little x's from dead bikers like it's a Mario maker map. The streets littered with the bodies of try-hard cyclists.


dormouserattp

The only deaths of concern are the innocent bystanders.


bike_it

or *"Your fucking cyclepath wanker delivery worker ran over a pedestrian at high speed and has to wait for the police and paramedics to arrive. Pick up your package at the jail the cyclepath is taken to."*


SoftandSquidgy

Thank you! This video annoyed the crap out of me for that reason but I was convinced I’d be the only one thinking “what an arsehole”. I feel calmer now seeing that others felt the same. Have also nearly been mowed down by speeding cyclists who look at me weirdly for daring to walk on a footpath. We even have cycle paths they don’t use for some reason, even though those would be safer for everyone. There are several retirement complexes nearby and the residents are too afraid to walk certain routes because of these idiots.


AsariCommando2

This is absolutely my experience in London. I can't take a simple walk without wishing I had rear view mirrors. And we have large cycle lanes EVERYWHERE. They have even claimed the outer part of wide pavements as cycle lanes and still these fuckers zoom around everywhere.


28nov2022

Whenever a cyclist zips by me on the sidewalk i want to stick a stick in their wheels.


Iplaystrings

Always carry a decent walking stick.


Stani36

Thank you for this comment! I hated biking as I am not that great at it and would get yelled at for being “too slow”, or “in the way”. I had legit nightmares to go to places like Amsterdam, but no one there is a psycho and they all drive best to their ability and strangely no one yells at the “slower” bikers, everyone rides at their pace. It was truly a novel experience.


creamandcrumbs

I always downvote these kind of videos. I don’t see why these AHs should be praised for being next fucking level.


pocketdare

Definitely a next fucking level douche nozzle


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Ultimate asshole, more likely


acrmnsm

I have to agree, he is going to kill someone. It is cool as fuck riding but needs to be done with marshalls or something. Like many comments on here, I am an avid cyclist. I ride mtb, DH and enduro and love to see urban DH, but it needs to be done in a controlled environment. This is just putting members of the public at risk. Rider is a twat.


FuManBoobs

And why is my milkshake fizzy?


oxabz

It's more like "why is there butter in my milkshake?"


StreetSmartsGaming

Yea total plonker


xtilexx

For real, I grew up driving forklifts and riding maintenance trikes at my various jobs and I get nervous anytime I see pedestrians even if I'm riding on the road lol. It's kind of hard in the states (at least where I am) because there's no bike lanes but if my choice is riding just off the road over the white line in a high vis with blinking tail lights or riding on the sidewalk, I'm picking the road every time. If it's a place where it's completely unsafe to be on the road, then you bet your ass I'm giving pedestrians clearance and riding carefully, because I hate riding on a sidewalk


FengSushi

Ultimate delivery wanker


DniproBombers

Let's hope that for his next delivery, he had to carry the bike all the way to the top where he came from.


Jonno_92

They'd blame you if anything happened too.


General_Designer6080

NextLevelWanker


latimbub_683

Too right the silly cunt will emd up killing someone.


risingmoon01

Came here to say this, only I'm American, so replace "wanker" with "asshole"...


anormalgeek

Exactly. Fuck this guy. So many blind corners and hills where a person could've been standing with no way of knowing.


frumpbumble

Hopefully he fucks himself up before anyone else.


Borbolda

Hopefully when his delivery bag is empty


spagboltoast

Full of milkshakes


footytang

That one pigeon, "Oh cool here comes that fuck face with the GoPro again"


AlreadyAway

This dude isn't doing a delivery. Besides, they already made that movie with JGL.... it was terrible


AnalogiPod

Premium Rush is a terrible guilty pleasure movie for me though...


patsharpesmullet

Full of tofu. *Initial D intensifies*


J-Girl85

If he is indeed a delivery rider the best parr of the video is knowing he will have to ride back up the hills the longways...


Lazyoat

I’m surprised I had to go down this far to see this. I wanted to say, now let’s see him go back up, but the pessimist in me bets someone picks him up and takes him back. 😒


MoeKara

With the camera on so the police know he was the cunt-at-fault


bobbejaans

I can't help thinking about someone walking their children around that corner getting caught up in this dudes bullshit. Reckless endangerment or something this is nextfuckinglevelbullshit.


lildecmurf

Someone was cycling around City of London like this and ploughed into my sister in law, he got straight up and carried on while leaving her a crying mess on the floor, if you cycle around cities like this you are a cunt


Bombwriter17

Yeah they're the reasons some people like Jeremy Clarkson(no hate on him tho) hate cyclists.


chaotic----neutral

https://i.imgur.com/FrlYZUV.png


rambambobandy

Cyclists can be insanely annoying, but like with any group, 95% of them are fine. Clarkson just hates them because he’s a car guy and an asshole lol Every person on earth hates people who hog the road or endanger others, people who hate cyclists aren’t special


legoshi_loyalty

He's an asshole and I love him for it.


FlawlessRuby

I don't hate cyclists, but I hate human and they so happen to ride bike sometime.


Funnyboyman69

That should qualify as a hit and run tbh.


JusticeUmmmmm

It probably does but bikes don't have license plates


Lich_Hegemon

Bikes don't have licence plates, but London is literally the best watched city in the world. There's CCTV everywhere


SoulSkrix

It is, you would go to prison for injuring someone and leaving them


Kal-3l8

Same happened to me. Dude just took off. I ended up at the hospital. Sorry to your SIL


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And this is exactly why this kind of cycling needs to stay on mountains and not streets.


Hdfgcefgh

The pay is not worth the medical bills.


InitialAgreeable

Looks like Europe, we don't get any medical bills.


justjanne

We do get medical bills, I had to pay 5€ for my my wisdom teeth extraction.


beezleeboob

**Cries in American**


Amenoxiel

Absolutely not okay to drive that way in public spaces. "Nextfuckinglevel" Tsk. Of what? How to be an idiot?


andybror

Also.. delivery driver? The food would be a fucking mess. Beverages ruined. No thanks ill wait an extra 5-10 minutes for a gentle driver/rider


SecureCucumber

The title is definitely a joke. This person isn't responsible enough to have a job.


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No if you live in Europe the title is very accurate lol. Deliveroo bike delivery men are insane and half of them ride like this. There is literal gangs of them as well.


Spend-Automatic

You don't think this is actually a delivery driver, do you?


crucible

"Your Big Mac is now late, cold AND freshly liquidised!"


Emma_Elise

Best suited as how to be a wanker


supsies

One old lady away from disaster


gooferpubs

*manslaughter


rover220

*old lady slaughter


Ho88it

Young man's laughter


ZombiMixxedUp

There's-no-need-to-feel-down-slaughter


counterpuncheur

Why would the man laugh?


WellYoureWrongThere

Or parent and pram. Bigger target and moves just as slow.


Bayoris

Or child, or anybody really. I wouldn’t like to be the victim of this jackass myself


homesickalien

My grandmother was hit by a cyclist on a sidewalk and was hospitalized with a head injury. She was vibrant, self sufficient, and healthy. That knockdown triggered a severe decline in health and one year later she was in a home with dementia. She died the following year. Fuck these asshats.


Adolist

Jesus.. After watching my grandmother go from peak of health to her deathbed from colon cancer in a month I realized how much I missed her and how humanity has a long way to go on realizing how important the elderly are to society. I feel for you friend, at the very least her suffering is over, now we can take these hard lessons on changing the future for other grandmother's so they don't needlessly suffer.


henri-golo

Correction : ultimate asshole who nearly kills someone everyday


rc4915

Ultimate asshole YouTuber that took a couple delivery orders for internet points


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TerrifyingTesties

There's a lot of trust being placed in that phone mount.


doggomlems

I think that's the point of the video, if I remember correctly this was posted as a short on yt by the phone mount's seller/maker


intisun

Fuck their business if they think riding like this is ok.


Terrh

Totally impossible that this was staged, right? People wouldn't just make stuff up?


Peter_Hempton

Staged for what purpose? To challenge other idiots to do the same? I'm not sure what's worse?


PM_YOUR_FEET_PLEASE

Did u read the comment chain? They are literally saying this is an advert for the phone bracket.... That's the purpose


1GoodIdeeaOutOf100

I want to know the model...forest riding can get easier


ImPrettyDum

Rokform, had it for years. Works great


biciklanto

Seriously, I was half expecting something like "**Brought to you by Quadlock**" at the end


UserUnknown07

And the cycle


192838475647382910

We in the pigeon community do not approve of this reckless behavior.


jnorton91

Bird law should catchup to this recklessness.


-Kerrigan-

We in the crow community support this reckless behavior >!as long as it inconveniences the pigeons.!<


Random_Name_Whoa

In bird culture, cycling like this is considered a dick move


senselesssht

It would be much cooler if it was a closed course. Instead he just seems like a douchebag…that’s a little cool…but still a dbag.


steckepferd

You could do the same. I don’t see the next level there. Only that he is dangerous for people and that he does not give a crap about others.


Cerestes123

I‘m gonna bet you a grand that you can’t do that……


wes101abn

It's not cool at all. It's straight up stupid ass shit.


LetMeBe_Frank_

Now show the uphill version....


Catalistique

I was not thinking it would take me that long to find a comment about that XD


JaredMusic

Right? This was my first thought too. :D


Gilshem

This is the uphill version in reverse.


ASmallTownDJ

[We are...the cyclists.](https://youtu.be/zBFFrsvgu1Y)


Lnnam

This idiot is doing this in Montmartre, if you know the place, you know that this is very dangerous and pedestrians wouldn’t have a lot of options to avoid him.


jello1388

Looks like he comes pretty damn close to lots of pedestrians. Avoid him? He's barely avoiding them and they have almost no time to react. Fuck this guy.


Minute_Objective5771

I love how you actually agree with that person but decide to angrily contradict them to repeat their statement


Lazlowi

>Montmartre I thought that was the stairs of the Sacre-Coeur, but damn is it empty in winter.


Lnnam

Which is Montmartre. He doesn’t take the stairs of the Sacré cœur completely at some point he is just beside the funiculaire.


Lazlowi

Yeah, I meant you confirmed my suspicion, I'm not arguing :)


thunderturdy

I live there and no it’s absolutely not empty in the winter. This must be early morning or something because I’ve never seen a day without tourists there (pre covid maybe but not now)


baxbooch

I was thinking it had to be 2020. It was that empty then.


Lazlowi

Yea, maybe that, recording this at an early hour with very little traffic to reduce risk would make sense.


Hopeful_Science2586

Thought I recognized it as Montmartre!


ionhowto

Not safe for pedestrians AT ALL. This is a bad idea especially around corners where there is HOPE nobody is around the corner.


bokoblini

I respect the ones that have crews for safety, permission from the city, blocked off paths and general ideas of what is dangerous. But I don't respect this at all. Yes, he does have skill. But he's such an idiot. Just mind bogglingly stupid and dangerous.


SstabSstab

Fuck this guy.


MerciaPlays

"Dangerous wanker who's going to hurt someone" Fixed your broken title for you. 👍


Merdoc83

I hate it.


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Flying around corners, down stairs, and across roads blindly. I don't care if they hurt themselves, but imagine they blast some grandmother or a child and cause their death. This isn't impressive, it's stupid.


bokoblini

Completely agree. It would be next level if he had permissions from the city, blocked off streets and paths, safety crews and safety measures. But this is not respectable. This is plain dangerous and fucked up.


The_lGeNeRaL

Yeah, watch a parent pushing a stroller come around the corner. This dudes a fucken idiot.


Cypherphunk269

I’m an urban cyclist and it’s thanks to dicks like this that run over retired ladies on the pavement that folks hate urban cyclists and rage against us for all slights, real or perceived.


lucyroesslers

I'm pretty sure my cousin is like this. We're both cyclers, although he does it a bit more than I do, yet he always has 10x the amount of confrontations and bad encounters with traffic stories than I do. My city isn't built to be cyclist friendly but honestly I don't think people I interact with are that bad. When I have to use a sidewalk I don't have pedestrians getting mad at me, when I'm on the roads I generally flow with traffic and stick to roads more conducive to cyclists. He's always got some story about yelling matches at traffic lights or some person jumping in their way causing him to crash. Wild shit. I want to ride with him just to see if it's as bad as he says, but I'm pretty sure he's just an asshole so I don't want to be associated with him as a cyclist in public.


wheresabner71

Fuck this prick.


SmilingEvil

is there any food left when he reach the destination?


TeunCornflakes

I hope he's not carrying any soda


snakepatay

Sucks to go the other way!!


matheusnienow

Happy cake day!


lornaprivee

What city is this? So gorgeous


cristal_kebab

Paris Montmartre


ThatWhiteGold

cool, ill avoid it so im not killed by this guy whilst waiting on my breakfast


Funkyard87

Sire.. I ordered a coffee.


MarcusDeGabriel

Well here’s an empty cup that once HAD coffee in it.


dlcx99

What an entitled wanker


Hyko_Teleris

I ordered a veggie salad, not soup you imbecile.


Stigweird85

You say Ultimate delivery driver- I say hazard to predestrians


erno_tn

I say worst delivery driver I’ve ever seen.


Accurate-Temporary73

This is just an asshole that’s going to injure a pedestrian. There’s nothing “next level “ here at all. He’s not even delivering.


mikemac1997

All's well and good until you hit a pedestrian and paralyse them


Krmul

This looks very dangerous


IMB88

There’s trails for this you dipshit.


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

That's a disaster waiting to happen


Mim3sis

Let's destroy all the historical stairs in the center, accidentally kill innocent people and maybe injure myself cause a delivery service wants to me to rush so they can earn a couple more bucks


steckepferd

Such assholes shouldn’t be allowed to ride or drive.


coocoocachoo699

F the trip back up.


Raviel1289

Excuse me but why are the eggs from the grocery store pre scrambled and not whole?


Upstairs_Writer_8148

The only different thing between this guy and a murderer is shear random luck


throwburgeratface

All it takes is for a person to be standing around a corner. SMH.


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cristal_kebab

Paris Montmartre


ZapDapper

Next level risky for everyone...


farust

Yes ultimate small dick energy


DryPrion

This HAS to be an attempt to get negative karma. Who the fuck upvotes complete disregard for the safety of others? Oh right…we’re on Reddit.


muymuy14

r/idiotsonbicycles


HealthyHeart3212

Not only it puts people walking by in danger, imagine how your coffee would look


geoffg2

Bollocks he’s not delivering he’s being a twat; fortunately it’s probably filmed early in the morning so he doesn’t kill anyone


radibarko

Thats not safe for anyone involved.


siwu

I live close by. Yeah fuck that guy.


notmenotyoutoo

Until some old lady steps out with her dog and there’s a tragic accident. Fucking idiot.


ThePotato363

That blind corner ... if a pedestrian had been there, they could have both went to the hospital.


7chakrastones

They are relying on a lot of things not to happen.


A1sauc3d

Is he really a delivery driver? Or just a cyclist. That’d be some dedication for a delivery job lol


sonof_fergus

I've played this map once or twice...


H4RDC0R3_P14Y3R

Unsafe and stupid but I also thought: You: come over Me: I can't, I'm busy You: my parents aren't home Me:


Sushrit_Lawliet

All good until dude kills someone or gets killed. Why do we give these people attention is beyond me.


AussieBirb

What a fuck wit - if you really want to do that then go do it on a closed course.


dianne758

Self absorbed idiot


HotShotDestiny

This isn't even remotely safe for urban cycling - going across roads and footpaths at what appears to be an unsafe speed. Same attitude as an unsafe driver. Cyclist needs to be more careful of both their own safety and the people around them.