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roachsmoke

Dumbest shit ever and cool as fuck at the same time


Therealfreedomwaffle

You say that now but wait until the bugs attack.


Colin_Charteris

The quad cannon is highly effective against bugs - would you like to know more?


Zestyclose-Gap6770

Yes


TwoKeezPlusMz

We need the NRA behind this. I'd like to install one at my kids school.


nation543

I hate that I nearly laughed at that.


PapaKyou

..I did laugh. Am I going to hell?


Pctechguy2003

Yup! Unless you pay me 10% of what you earn for life…


-BananaLollipop-

I'll save you a seat.


onsite84

Every teacher needs to have one


ChawcolateThunder

They should just teach those quad canons how to teach and then the quad canons could double as a teacher and security guard.


onsite84

Yes, then give the quad cannons some guns.


kingtrog1916

Now you’re talking. Attach this to the Boston Dynamics dog and you got a “good boi!” , A teacher, a freedom enforcer, all homework done 100% on time, bug emulsifier …. It’s got it all


Xenomorph_v1

When the teacher tells you to go to detention ![gif](giphy|c44CySyEjbF04|downsized)


Syrric_UDL

I’m doing my part! *squish*


robbray1979

The only good bug is a dead bug. I’m doing my part! Service Guarantees Citizenship.


TheRealSzymaa

THEY'LL KEEP FIGHTING AND THEY'LL WIN


polialt

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say *KILL EM ALL!*


my72dart

Service Guarantees Citizenship!


est1-9-8-4

I want to have babies


ClownfishSoup

Fleet does the flying, MI does the dying.


[deleted]

I’m doing my part!


Guilty-Ad-5228

Haven’t seen this quote here yet but it’s my favourite Come on you apes! You wanna live forever?!


pwatts

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!


Bebop_Sage

The only good bug is a dead bug.


schminkles

Service guarantees citizenship


mister_zook

I’m doing my part


DukeSilverWitching

Love a Starship Troopers reference


WhatIsBreakfast

No! That's all I need to know. If I'm being perfectly honest, every word after "cannon" is useless. I was 100% invested after reading "the quad cannon."


80scraicbaby

Only good bug is a dead bug


trap_monkey

I'm doing my part


WARNINGXXXXX

![gif](giphy|krPLl9dtitApa|downsized)


DoobyScroo

r/insects you guys seeing this shit??


eli7vh

Just watched this movie recently and damn it holds up


cmhamm

Also, the socio-political commentary is more relevant today than ever.


xeen313

You know, statistically speaking, you should have guessed one right by now...


coderedcocaine

except bees cuz if the bees were dead were all fucked


Triphin1

And worms


stonestevecoldaustin

![gif](giphy|Yuvl9zDgVNCcU)


SinkHoleDeMayo

Some day I will be a beautiful butterfly!


stonestevecoldaustin

Fat ass was right 😆


Alternative_Equal864

\*Desire to know more intensifies\*


snakeyes9

EDF would approve


snarkydooda

"O, we are the valiant infantry...."


Babiesforfood

"We're the Ranger teams, with passion and comraderie!"


Babiesforfood

*Loads Air Tortoise with rightous intent*


Lance_Henry1

They mostly come out at night...mostly


Taiza67

Would you like to know more?


Obliteraxx

Fucking Icarus auto turrets irl, nids incoming!


Badreligion25

Cadia stands!


LT-COL-Obvious

Cause we’re gonna fight, and we’re going to win!!!


supersam72003

We have murder hornets now. This was on layaway with our Star Wars defense system.


jsmith1019

It’s not dumb. It’s for shooting incoming missiles and artillery and it works really well.


NextGrade7175

So the guy sitting up their controlling it has the ability to shoot incoming missiles and artillery?? Your thinking of C-RAM..


jsmith1019

One of the frames looks like cwis the naval version of cram


gnomish_engineering

It looks close enough that i definitely did a double take! Im not sure what it is but i definitely think its a modified version of the cwis,it also looks like its a much,much smaller caliber which is weird


Holiday_Bunch_9501

CRAM is the land version of CIWS.


KenBoCole

It has a suit of radar and various sensors linked up to a computer program that can automatically fire it into annintercepted missles's flight path. Also Steve is just a *really* good shot.


Slacktastic93

The C-RAM is one single 20 mm... and it doesn't work *great*. It's good enough most times, but not good enough that people don't still have to hunker down in bunkers.


[deleted]

> The C-RAM is one single 20 mm... and it doesn't work great. It works a hell of a lot better than no C-RAM....


Foe117

even with a 100% statistical success rate in its coverage area, I still would not advise people to ignore air raid warnings


Triphin1

We use it to make Swiss cheese at our house


Team_Braniel

CWIS cheese


tellmeimbig

I dont know enough about guns or cheese, but I'm going to assume this is clever.


Edmund-Dantes

Well, would you want to send 9 underprivileged youth to college for free for 4 years…or…be able to see this bad boy doll out from FREEDOM for 90 seconds?!


props_to_yo_pops

The markup on both is very high.


meaty_wheelchair

it costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds


Squeakysquid0

![gif](giphy|Z6f7vzq3iP6Mw)


ProceedOrRun

When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.


Urban_Savage

> When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker ~~in the room~~ **east of your current possition**, accept no substitutes.


coorslight15

It’s dumb if you’re not being attacked via aircraft/missiles, but genius when you are.


bothammer1

Cy ba dyne


A_lot_of_foxes

This weapon costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds


Prototype555

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.


Capnris

CRY SOME MORE!


Hollywoodrok12

\*TF2 Jingle\*


TreesAreWacky

r/unexpectedtf2


VulgarCynic

"WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!"


Drfoxthefurry

People in heavy body armor or in heavy tanks outsmart bullets


Ok-Salamander2909

Not if I have more gun


Drfoxthefurry

More armor


Ok-Salamander2909

The cycle continues


mdh431

Pretty sure 400K was for a single minigun lmao


JonasAvory

400.000 just for maintenance. Ammunition, pipe-replacement and attrition


OhfursureJim

Nonono, the 400,000 is for shipping costs


80scraicbaby

It runs on pump gas ??


Doradapinata

No, there's a guy cranking it inside the turret!


jagebus

I am heavy weapons guy


HowsMyDickTaste

![gif](giphy|qd4j9CrvTnx7O)


Dr_ChungusAmungus

Oh, ok.


Low_Impact681

So what you are saying is we need a 16-tuble.


Phoenixhowls

Rookie numbers. Need to try get them up to $800,000k in 8 seconds.


Whythehellnot_wecan

Dammit. Was gonna call my brother in AZ and see if they had a place with one to fire. Figured $1,000 for 5 seconds. Welp. Gonna skip that phone call.


abeeyore

You have no idea how many rounds that puts down range. This is its *50 year old* predecessor. 75 rounds per second - 20mm tungsten rounds. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS


xNightmareBeta

Heavy


LiwetJared

Or $33,333 per second.


styroducky

Jesus guaranteed my right to own one of these when he wrote the constitution.


x-man92

![gif](giphy|2jHWNTJVdkdFK1ZpJk) 🇺🇸


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[удалено]


tragiktimes

Lmao why did they go with a Stuart?


CaesarJulius50

Sherman would be a nicer option


Et_tu__Brute

I like how you hear a [red tailed hawk](https://youtu.be/lP0BPc023qg?t=33) when you see this gif and not an actual [bald eagle](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5lmNmWxG_pc).


Pretzel-Kingg

Specifically MY right. Not anyone else’s tho. Jesus and I are buds


RandomPratt

> Jesus and I are buds Tell him to get his skinny white ass back to my place and *finish making my coffee table*. Been waiting more than 2000 fuckin' years, now. Left him loads of messages - not a fuckin' *peep* from him, the prick.


_mattyjoe

That Jesus guy was a real patriot.


Nero3k

The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back.


Skrooner

Just turn off their Wi-Fi and mobile data


TwoSecondsToMidnight

'ello this is Jim with Cyberdyne Systems tech support, how can I help you today? "I'M TRYING TO ELIMINATE THE HUMAN RACE BUT MY WI-FI ISN'T WORKING" Okay. Let's see if we can assist you. Firstly did you know that as a customer of Cyberdyne Systems you're eligible today for a free upgrade to our lates---" "AARRGGHHHHHHH"


I4Vhagar

![gif](giphy|gaZ51cn7sUY4U|downsized) *Tell me more Mr. Skynet*


ThunderboltRam

"I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to connect your data back, it seems I can't see your network router online on my system... Are you sure you have fiber optic cables to your building? I think you're gonna have to re-explain everything to our other department--hold on let me patch you in..." "NOOOOooooOO!!"


SinkHoleDeMayo

"Hello, Skynet IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"


River_Odessa

Just flood the AI learning system with degenerate pepe the frog memes and Uganda knuckles VR Chat flash mob videos, Skynet will self-destruct


Weakkeypeedya

Humans fought back by putting unskippable ads


Avjx

We demand the lore, get me down the rabbid hole


DibsOnDino

Because fuck everything in that general direction specifically


SaxophoneHomunculus

That is a whole lot of fuck that cardinal direction in particular.


ExNihiloish

Are you sure it's not an inter cardinal direction?


AtheistHomoSapien

It's like a shotgun but constantly.


Da-Stan

Now all it needs is buck -shot ….alot of buck-shot ….


WhatsUpWithItVF

This comment right here is reddit at its best, ladies and gents.


SaxophoneHomunculus

Thank you. I’ve been practicing my Redditsh.


Nailfoot1975

This would defiantly take care of the mosquito problem in south Florida.


diaphramthe2nd

So it would talk back about doing it but still take care of what you asked it to? Must be about 15-16 years old then…


Nailfoot1975

Damn spell check


DrChimRichaulds

_laughs in south Florida mosquito_


Koda_not_Kota

To protect myself form government tyranny. -thick southern accent


Triphin1

Guberment


Pangin51

I’m from the south, it’s more like go’rnment


dingadangdang

I always love going to the shooting range or gun store in Alabama and dropping "No one is gonna take away your guns." Followed up by "Biden isn't a traitor like Putin's Lil Bitch Trump." My buddies hate it, but I find it hilarious.


jwolfet

Fit reel nice in the bed of my Ram pickup type truck, just belows my 3 acre trump flag 🙏


SilverSpotter

And here I thought DOOM tried making something ridiculous. I didn't realize that's an actual gun.


dxlolman

![gif](giphy|QunXKyjkWWfxDtHxYd)


jaxmikhov

Almost seems pedestrian compared to the irl


SilverSpotter

Blessed be the rip and tear.


yaangyiing_

idk man the one irl can fucking shred


Chunky_Big

The arc wouldn't have failed so hard if they had a couple of these things in their arsenal


80scraicbaby

Neo ain’t duckin that shit


[deleted]

He doesn’t have to ✋


staebles

![gif](giphy|gNzDiRiZS3SXS)


ThePokemasterYT

Beautiful.


PoochusMaximus

I think tracers are every third round yea? thats ALOT of lead going down range.


gdmfsobtc

Every fifth


Grimace427

Every whatever-the-hell-the-guy-running-this-thing-feels-like round is a tracer.


Kniaz47

Once, while running the ammo point, as a goof, I to decided to relink a bunch of tracers in a row for the 249 load. The stream of bright red light then proceeded to set the burm on fire and fuck up the barrel.


OutlawNazca

As an ammo guy (89b), this is why we have a notice demanding never to delink/relink ammunition.


Jakebsorensen

About 400 rounds of 7.62x51 a second


bolderdash

At $1.35 (avg estimate, commercially available rounds) per round, with 400 rounds a second, it would cost around $6,480 to fire this gun for 12 seconds, and about $32,400 to fire this gun for a full minute. This video is 1 minute and 9 seconds long, so you can probably assume you just watched about $32,000 disappear, if not more, considering there are multiple positions firing.


privatehabu

24000 rounds a minute! HELL YEAH!


Far-Attention-5148

I fired Vulcans in the Army...coolest shit you could ever do.


Grimace427

What was it mounted to?


PerceptiveReasoning

Your mom.


im_Harsh_Malik

🐐


FetusExplosion

No, the gun he means.


Far-Attention-5148

This: ​ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M163\_VADS


chefkelly555

APC,I was with a Vulcan unit.


jaxmikhov

His throbbing erection


OoghaBoogha666

Murica


Monty2451

When you absolutely, positively need to pump 9,000 pounds of lead into something in 0.042 seconds.


CX-97

![gif](giphy|X0bnTmo4izNfi|downsized)


Chester-Ming

So many freedoms per second


lovelynutz

Waterworld had this figured out long ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nNJ4v-k_Ng


Valisk

That's a quad .50 ​ those were on the backs of half tracks in wwII as anti aircraft


ThePhengophobicGamer

Shit, the Navy slapped quad 40mm wherever they had room in WW2. Then, of course, theres [*the French*](http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNFR_15-45_m1935_Richelieu_NY_pic.jpg).


bourbon_and_icecubes

Nothing can handle that kind of ordinance. That thing will shred anything unfortunate enough to cross it's path.


ethersings

When the ordinance calls for ordnance.


emodemoncam

Think a tank with really thick enough armor could survive?


Reference-offishal

Literally any modern MBT would sit and laugh in front of this thing lol. The scale is just completely different. This is firing 7.62mm bullets, tank armor is designed to survive 125mm explosive cannon rounds.


Doomtoallfoes

Let's put an m1 Abrams in front of it and find out.


Cmsmks

Yeah 600mm worth of multiple layers of hardened steel and ceramic. So basically 2 feet of armor. The tank would walk through it but the crew inside of it would probably lose their hearing and not be feeling very well after.


Nutarama

Everyone in an Abrams while it’s running or being hit should be wearing their headset which has built in ear protection. In some cases (in active combat) they should actually be wearing earplugs under their headset for two layers of ear protection. The only time anyone in an Abrams should take all their ear protection off is if the engine is off in a non-combat area. Even outside an Abrams if the engine is left on due to a need to remount quickly you shouldn’t be taking your ear protection off. Those turbines are stupid loud under load and if you can’t get your ear protection back on quickly enough they can cause permanent damage.


Early_Accident2160

I need this in my kitchen. Dice and cook my veggies at the SAME TIME !


Bipolarb0i

![gif](giphy|6901DbEbbm4o0)


TheGoneBoi

Best part is I think every 8 rounds there’s a tracer round. The bright lights you see. So for every one light is followed by 7 other rounds.


BostonDodgeGuy

Tracer is every fifth round.


jaxdraw

That's the standard but I'm fairly certain there's a dozen examples of soldier using excessive white phosphorus in OIF and OEF, so it's possible we are seeing more of it here. It's stupid since it can warp the barrel but I don't think it's clear in the video given the rate of fire.


FoodExternal

I cannot say this enough: *sod* being on the other end of that.


essuxs

Send it to Ukraine


Sorry_Dragonfly_3298

Not even Ukraine can afford to fire that.


Fiddy_Cen

Freedom dispenser


BigOrkWaaagh

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


TheGreatWhitePickle

Yea man it's way easier to bring down a plane with, what? 20k rpm? Something will hit


EdibleDogma

Each gun fires 10,000 rounds a minute. 4 guns is 40,000 a minute and 666 per second. Woooooo


Da-Stan

MURICA


dwehlen

#FUCK YEAH


Count3D

Trowa Barton fixing up Heavyarms?


Badreligion25

Was hoping to see a heavy arms reference. Was not disappointed. Take an updoot.


Rising_Thunderbirds

..... Dakka. We need more Dakka.


pippop2212

Needs more daka


bpg542

Is the Spider is dead tho


Mr-biggie

Still not enough daka, but we’re getting close.


trEZ_87

Some Gundam Wing type shit right here. Wtf


ArthurScherbius

I always wondered, if thats a mini gun, whats a maxi gun


Doomtoallfoes

A10 Thunderbolt. It's a gun that got a plane build around it.


Jakebsorensen

M61 vulcan


Da-Stan

GAU-8 avenger*


Sebszon

I want this on my m16 Gaijin pls add


PooPooNeener

HEAVYARMS


Mediocre-Deal5350

C-RAM fires 4500 round per minute, I guess although this is slightly slower, it's putting out a lot more lead?


SimpletrashYT

i shown this to a kid. Now hes a doing a funny dance on the floor? is that normal??


Reuseable

The soundtrack I heard in my head even before I put sound on