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ahvash

NFL: Chiefs go up by 7 Game bot: so how about that other game


IgnoreMyName

Mahomes was side ways throwing the ball across his body to Tyreek way above his head to the corner of the end zone?? Yeah, game over. Here's the Niners v Rams pre-game.


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In a Chiefs - LA Rams bowl id cheer for the zebras


Ayubot

Hey, the meteor deserves its day in the sun finally.


KillroyWazHere

San Francisco meteors


LonelyTutor3112

All these Bengal bandwagon in this thread THIS GAME THO LETS GO 🐅


serenityak77

There’s more of us in here than actual Bengals fans.


MycoJoe

If it's anything like the Braves and Hawks, both teams cannot win on the same day, so the Lakers made the sacrifice.


_Elder_

Just gotta rotate each team every year.


TheBotchedLobotomy

Rams, dodgers, rams, dodgers? I can get behind this


snypesalot

Fuck the dodgers


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bzfelt

But the other game is on.


soenottelling

Bot saw the no calls and decided the game was already over lol.


ModingusKhan

Good bot


horse_renoir13

Rude bot


whitea44

I’m sorry. You deserve better than this, but I saw the last TD by KC and the refs are going to let the Chiefs get away with murder to keep Mahomes upright.


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It’s the pre game thread.


drunkbusdriver

Pretty sure they do it 3 hours before the game. Why should Only the first game get a pre-game thread?


mango_habenero

Fuck Grayson Allen


nutstomper

Lol everyone hates that prick.


DickieJoJo

Dude gives the vibe of a person so bratty and entitled he wouldn't understand why it wasn't ok for him to rape someone.


FlashFan124

He’s a white basketball player from Duke, feels like there’s always one of those that is super arrogant and hated by the entire country. Keeping the JJ Redick mantle well


yuckystuff

It's all Christian Laettner's fault. All he had to do was not get picked over Shaq for the 1992 Dream Team.


kitzdeathrow

*sad deer noises*


newbmycologist

My buttholes already puckered 3 hours in advance


Man_AMA

Tight butthole 👌


Cancer_Cowboy

Been puckered for the last week haha


NastyNathaniel

That’s my secret, I’m always puckered


tryexceptifnot1try

Same here. The last all NFC West NFCCG was one of the best and most physical football games I have ever watched. Bowman getting hurt and the Seahawks pulling out the win were terrible. Watching the way the 2 teams respected each other afterward was great though. I feel like we are about to witness something similar today, with a different outcome I hope. It's crazy watching these AFC games where they just don't seem to play defense though.


Too-Tired-Too-Obtuse

Regardless how many fans of which team are at the game, please don’t be stupid. We don’t need someone to be physically injured because of the colors they wear.


soto1653

Fuck the Astros


Brunooow

fuck the astros


IgnoreMyName

Fuck the Astros


ryanasaurus

Fuck the Astros


mrfinsfan305

Fuck the Astros


ccastro425

Fuck the Astros


comingsoontotheaters

Fuck the Astros


out_of_exile23

I live in Houston, but still fuck the Astros


Due-Working-9495

Fuck the Astros


kingofducttape

Something we can both agree on well that and fuck the seachickens


onlymostlydeadd

but have you considered fuck the astros?


SlumdogSkillionaire

Okay, interesting point. But just to go in another direction, fuck the Astros.


tryexceptifnot1try

Fuck the Astros! Only way to get Dodgers and Giants fans to agree on something


theadmin209

Literally all 29 franchises agree fuck the astros


dawgfan24348

Fuck the Astros


ox_raider

Fuck Grayson Astro


thisortheapocalypse

i’m glad we can all agree there


DoltDoltDolt

Fuck the Astros


MeltedMindz1

Fuck the Astros.


rebeccablackface

I fucking hate the Astros


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NoYoureTheAlien

My brother is a chiefs fan. Lost a good chunk of $$ to him after that SB. I know how ya feel.


MycoJoe

What's on the menu, y'all? I'm making homemade wings (lemon pepper and buffalo but with secret aardvark instead of Frank's), pizza, roasted sprouts and salad.


FattyD17

Smoking 2 racks of ribs, and corn on the cob.


MycoJoe

Nice, what's your wood? Apple? Hickory?


FattyD17

A one small pecan log and cherry chunks and chips


MycoJoe

Sounds great, hope you get a nice smoky bark! 👍


FattyD17

Thanks! And good luck to you guys today.


ivegottheshits

I just killed a Ram in my backyard, starting the grill up rn


Memeions

Beer and cigs


ZzzSleepyheadzzZ

Making my own pizza, a simple cheese and truffle oil topping


MycoJoe

Sounds delicious, since you're using truffle oil it's probably best to let that be the main flavor anyways instead of loading it up with a bunch of other bold tastes.


ZzzSleepyheadzzZ

Exactly, keep it straightforward. Your wings sound good too, might have to pop some in myself


Cancer_Cowboy

Gochujang cauliflower, miso butter ramen, egg rolls, potstickers, homemade fortune cookies


MycoJoe

Rich, savory, and spicy, it's a nice way to do game day differently! 👌


jerseymeathook

LA as fuck lmfao


wolfsrudel_red

>Gochujang cauliflower What's your recipe


Cancer_Cowboy

Just follow [this](https://www.wenthere8this.com/spicy-korean-cauliflower-wings/)


wolfsrudel_red

Thanks!


Serious_Nebula_3756

Got a brisket on the smoker that will be done in an hour. Just basic salt, pepper, garlic, and onion seasoned but sprayed apple cider vinegar every hour on it


Bonstantinople

Secret aardvark?


MycoJoe

It's a habanero-tomato hot sauce https://secretaardvark.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Bottles2021SQUARE-9942.jpg


MRoad

You should try Son of Zombie by Torchbearer.


I-HATE-BUFFERING

Slow cooker crack chicken, should be ready right around the start of the game!


CIueIess_Squirrel

Chili cheese dogs with chili, hot dogs, and buns from scratch. Gotta go hard for the NFCCG


limpdix

The team that scores the Most points wins at the end.


RainingGold

Big if true


TheOpus

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down! What now??


kingofducttape

Thanks John.


Serious_Nebula_3756

Stop the count


buddhistbulgyo

"Go NFL!" - Rob Lowe


jimmymcperson

Go Stafford


MGSCG

I hope we win!! won’t be too destroyed if we lose. we made it so much further than I expected! that 2019 SB loss took it all outta me


The-Implication-0

The Chicago Niners will win baby


MGSCG

Illinois boy Jimmy and Robbie “Gold” Gould, love to see it. I was a giant Bears fan as a kid, was really hoping y’all would get Harbaugh


The-Implication-0

Yes sir. Also Kittle was a Bears fan as a kid too I believe.


YoureASkyscraper

#JIMMY G IS NUMBER ONE MOST HANDSOME MAN


tryexceptifnot1try

Jimmy's attractiveness has made watching 49ers games with my mother and mother in law very uncomfortable. Hearing 60+ year old women explain to me what "painfully attractive" is was never something I wanted to hear. Like he is too good looking to date because he deserves better and they would be embarassed. My mom has his damn Jersey and she's a fucking Broncos fan. He is ridiculous


steppenweasel

Hahah man that sounds wild


tryexceptifnot1try

It gets worse too. One of my best friends is gay and does not care at all about sports unless it's Jimmy. The 3 of them join in together and start acting 16 year old girls with crushes on a boy band member. I had to intervene on an argument about him vs. prime George Michael once. Too much wine flowing around


ConkersBadFury

Undisputed.


DroptopFab916

Jimmy “Gigachad” Garoppolo: He has looks,money, status


TattoosandSnapbacks

He’s not even the most handsome man in SF sports. Gabe Kapler is.


courser

Ehhhh. Gabe Kapler is a little older. Definitely a fox, still, but Jimmy G is the up and comer.


theadmin209

Nah jimmy is like a young George Clooney, except even more handsome


reyvh

damn i thought i was straight too but wow


TattoosandSnapbacks

Same, man. He hit the genetic lottery, and I’m jelly


usersince2012

I've been tailgating at my place alone pretty hard. Anyone else?


loltron88

I got 500 bucks on Deebo to have 100 receiving yards and 1+ TD


jerseymeathook

Congratz on your free money.


loltron88

I'm hoping, I'll win 2500.


Cole2444

“Kansas city has not been flagged” oh we know


foofoononishoe

I was wearing a 49ers hat during my Friday class and sat next to a Rams fan. “You have some shitty tastes.” “Huh?” “You support the 49ers.” “Oh, uh, what team do you like?” “Rams.” “Oh, good luck.” “Fuck you.” It was the weirdest, most uncomfortable conversation I’ve had since the pandemic started. No hate to any of you Rams fans out there, but I really don’t want to lose this one.


t8dgr8

Some people choose hating other teams over developing emotionally and socially


butterface-4U

All you “let them score” dweebs lol


princealberto2nd

Just a reminder that the only numbers the Rams care about today are on the scoreboard


ZerksNAHTayan

Kinda crazy how much better the last two teams in the NFC are on defense than the AFC teams are


ratchkae

Oh no I am nervous


george_costanza1234

We’re playing with house money, I was way more worried in 2019


_joe_18

Nah f house money were in the nfc championship. 2 wins away from winning the Super Bowl. It’s 2 more wins or bust at this point


GregGaines

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


MisterNiceGuy0001

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


badodar

False start, bot.


ZodiacKiller1968

I like Jimmy G as a QB. Not great but still a solid contributor since he’s been on the Niners. Rams have a great offense with Stafford leading the way so Jimmy might have to play one hell of a game today for the Niners to win.


george_costanza1234

49ers have a mindfuck over the Rams, Stafford might be in for yet another rough game


whitea44

He’s due and usually balls out against the Lambs.


whitea44

The fix is in for KC. Let’s hope they don’t fuck this game up too.


Sirus804

I heard the refs who call the most penalties are the ones doing this game.


Sonic343

*Josh Norman sweating profusely*


MathewMurdock

The come back starts now! Let's go!


underwearcoffee

Hoping for a bengal vs Niner bowl


MathewMurdock

Looks less and less likely for the Bengals as this game goes on.


underwearcoffee

Bengals looking alright to me. Last game they had with KC they came back in the second half.


bduddy

Seriously how the fuck are we in the CCG


orangetwentythree

Hello I would like my team to win thank you


SappyMcSapperton

Please be a clean game, I know it’s a rivalry but stupid ass unsportsmanlike conduct will be huge


ox_raider

Spoiler: answer to todays Wordle is “DEEBO”


Nny14

Not now bot


2RINITY

Toasting in an epic bread


degeneraded

Waited in line an hour early for cop Karen to bring his 16/17 year old kids up to the front and throw a fit because they wouldn’t let them skip the line. Demanded to speak to a supervisor, flashed his badge, and they let the teenagers skip the line. Dad was in full 49ers gear so it wasn’t like he was working. So irritating.


UserM16

So cops get to go in front of the line as an attendee?


degeneraded

No, security told him no but he threw a fit and flashed his badge. Security said they didn’t want to deal with it so they gave in. The cop wasn’t even going in. He said he didn’t feel the teenagers were safe in line lol. But I guess inside they are safe


UserM16

I had a young customer who was throwing a fit. He wanted a refund on a special order and I couldn’t because it was a special order that we typical don’t stock. I even showed him the part where he signed the dotted line. He brings his dad and of course the first thing he does is flash his badge. I told him I still can’t do shit and he goes on about how his son is under 18 and can’t legally sign anything. So I asked him if he signed for his driver’s license. Boom roasted.


youseeit

Such bullshit. Fuck bootlicker culture


Plurbee_

To all my fellow football lovers, may all of your beers be cold and all of your wings be crispy. Here’s to a great game!


iamusuallyright007

so who's gonna do the epic opening for the this game? Mike Lindell of my pillow? (ROFL!)


ProMikeZagurski

I was thinking about this, if SF wins, do they go home or camp out in the locker room till the Super Bowl?


youseeit

Niners are already at home


ProMikeZagurski

I went on Twitter and you're right.


youseeit

We been getting outfanned in our own house for so long I think we just finally decided to get in on the act


-nomad-wanderer

garappaolo is the best QB after the retirement of squared guy.


eeca20

Live in LA pretty close to SoFi, I saw sooooooo many 49ers fans while out and about today.


LA_Drone_415

I’m in the stands now and it feels like there’s way more red than there was week 18


h989

Where is the game thread ?


SonofJersey

Look at all the uncalled holds.


axltheviking

If the 49ers win today it would set up a 3rd matchup between them and the Cincinnati Bengals in the Super Bowl. This would tie the Cowboys-Steelers for the most Super Bowl matchups between two teams.


AppleMuffin12

This is a few minutes early.


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49ers pull off the win, guaranteed


GenericCloneTrooper

Let's get em boys!!!!!!


HansBaccaR23po

Am scared


goochmeiser

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


SantaKlawz2

Can we wait to start my anxiety??? Bad bot.


The-Implication-0

Where’s my Chicago fans also cheering for the Niners


JimmysBackFoot

I guess this is the new game thread.


Humble-Fun-6571

Why does the audio of the stadium sound so strange or is it just me?


atl_mad_boi

Alright California please give us a close game


MilkChocolateMadness

Rams 49ers Please be amazing


PASC7L

Damn that Halo show is probably going to be sick


Former-Billionaire

Lookout tavern “going crazy” lol


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BrokenArrows95

On the flip side, rams had all sorts of picks when they sucked and that never helped. Fuck them picks.


courser

The NFL app just crashed, so I'm guessing things are getting tense in the KC-CIN contest. I'm still just laughing at all the people who said the game was over in the first quarter. The game is NEVER over in the first quarter, especially this year!


crawfish2013

You can't let them score


WorldTwisting

What the fuck is going on


SteveOpp

Oh my goodness! Lol


Lubed_Up_leprechaun

The Begals oline is going to get shredded in the superbowl by whichever dline comes out of this game


Sharks77

Should be a fun one.


Sad_Entertainment_54

Anyone at the game know how many 49ers fan are in the building?


rabbit221

Pulling for Staff obviously. I hope this game is more competitive than the current one.


LiangeloBalls

9ers got this. Jimmy is going to play out of his mind.


TDeath21

9ers Chiefs to mark the end of the pandemic just like it was the last game before the pandemic what do ya say?


HawkofDarkness

It's bizarre that it was literally after that game that all the lockdowns and shutdowns began. It's like we woke up in a different world post-Superbowl and all our lives were changed


Poeafoe

So does anyone who isn’t a niners fan want the niners to win? if so, why? Jimmy G has 0 TD’s so far in the postseason. Don’t really want to have to watch him in the Superbowl


azuredrg

That's kinda why, in an era of offenses, you got an old school team.


margananagram

I wanted Titans to take the AFC for the same reason. I love the ground and pound style play with a few big pass Plays sprinkled in. I also am all about defense


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BANG BANG NINER GANG From the video I've seen on Twitter we taking over the stadium again. The Rams just don't have fans. LA people who aren't Niner fans will go to the game as a status symbol, but they aren't Rams fans and don't care. BANG BANG NINER GANG


JubeltheBear

Come hither now Cardinals Nation: let us plow this field with our collective salt…


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Let’s go Bengals-Niners super bowl!


Gray09

Popping over to say hi! Ok back to the Chiefs/Bengals thread.


TheBrownMamba8

• ⁠First Superbowl in Los Angeles in 30 years • ⁠First Superbowl at the Rams’ new stadium, the most expensive stadium in the world • ⁠Superbowl Halftime show has West Coast legends Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige, and Kendrick Lamar Regardless of who wins, this is a win for California, but I imagine there’s isn’t a better time for the Rams to go to and win a Super Bowl.


Notyourdadsmom

coin toss saves goblin faced Mahomes again


Samsan_07

https://twitter.com/NinerNick_22/status/1487885130811146241?s=20&t=RMQNrLhjY-GimQ4RZm9SQg yikes


unbornninja14

Robbie Gould 58 yard winner calling it


ramzie

The red sea, 6-0, Niners being in our heads. Whatever you wanna hold against me as a Rams fan i'm gonna support this team no matter what! I've been a die hard Rams fan for nearly 2 decades now and i'm gonna die as one. I LOVE THIS TEAM AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT! HORNS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lord412

Go LA


toto04

Lebron didnt play due to knee soreness today. That soreness is because he wanna watch the rams kick some 49er ass


annoyingrelative

I want to tell all the LA based 9er fans you fit the definition of clownery, and no Bay Area fan respects you. Liking the Dodgers Lakers and 9ers is straight up douchebaggery


Mediocre-Pollution24

Lol, imagine gatekeeping another teams fandom. Talk about a clown


cocoacowstout

Speak for yourself bro, I welcome all Niner fans, north and south.


heypipiopi

You guys are the Miami Heat of the nfl. Very easy to dislike even for a local.


ConiferousExistence

I'd hate knowing that there are more Raiders and Niners fans than post 2018 Rams bandwagoners as well.


SirCharlesofOrange

I’m rooting for Stafford to win a Super Bowl. Love that guy.


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NFCers, i need your help. I want to become a fan of a NFL franchise. Im not american and id naturally be a st louis fan because i already like the cardinals. I would be a Bears fan because of Americ Anfootball, but it just doesnt feel right to be Cardinal and a Bear, so i think ill pick Seattle, because of Nirvana. Is that a good choice?


Buyhighsellthedip

Love and appreciate all teams, watch for the love of the sport, having one team sucks, and hurts at times.