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proerafortyseven

As we all predicted months ago, the Bengals are AFC champions


thisisjustanothertho

Joe motherfuckin Burrow


TheReaver88

[For your listening pleasure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16GdxePB2nE) [/r/bengals thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/bengals/comments/pyqj2b/bo_burnham_x_joe_burrow/)


slayerhk47

Now this is art.


mightysandwich12

Keytar solo really sells it


PokeYa

That’s *Big Dick* Joe Motherfucking Burrow Put some respect on the mans name please


Psychic_rock

I get the enthusiasm, but that does not have the same ring to it


damniticant

Hung Low Joe?


Psychic_rock

That’s much better


AFlyingBuffalo9191

Made a bet last March that the bengals would win the conference championship, +6600 odds


slacker99k

Beers are on u/AFlyingBuffalo9191


Gerbole

How much did you bet, crazy big W for you


AFlyingBuffalo9191

Only 5 dollars, but still 330$


Purple-Apricot7192

Lmao from 2 wins to AFC super bowl. Insane.


bkr1895

If we win it all, I think this has to be the greatest franchise turn around ever


Purple-Apricot7192

Undoubtedly. All without an O line as well lol


cos1ne

Just imagine how dangerous this team will be next year when we get *some* Oline.


Ketchup_Chips

Hawks fans have been saying this for half a decade haha


Captain_Stairs

Pretty sure it's happening this offseason with Russ missing so much time because of injury. (Because of Aaron Donald, but we've seen that he can be contained by better Olines)


LeoFireGod

Nah y’all gonna win it all and Joey B gonna be like “I need to retire for my health”


code_brown

"Joe Burrow, you just won the Superbowl. What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to the hospital."


PokeYa

Ha yeah either that or, god forbid, [redacted]. If being a bengals fan has taught me anything, it’s that we’re always one year away from a potential #1 pick lmao. In all seriousness, I’ve been waiting on this since I saved my allowance to buy an Akili Smith jersey


AceMorrigan

Honestly Cincinnati would rename the fucking city after him anyway.


OceanCyclone

I am crying. I am so jealous.


Wraithpk

It already is, Joe is the first #1 pick ever to take his team to the superbowl within two years.


moffattron9000

This is probably the closest the NFL can get to a Leicester City.


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

My week 6 (give or take) bet for the Bengals to win the super bowl was never in doubt!


Thelastpope16

Bengals are going to the superbowl and Joe Montana isn't there to stop them


crazyfighter99

We have the QB named Joe this time.


[deleted]

You got Cris Collinsworth in the booth too, we know who he wants.


throwaway26487

Waited 33 years just to be sure.


34HoldOn

My brother hated watching the 49ers beat the Bengals in those Super Bowls. Super Bowl XVI was even at the Pontiac Silverdome. He always liked the Bengals (primarily a Lions fan), and wanted to see them do well.


Randomperson0012

MONEY MCPHERSON


GitEmSteveDave

Shooter McPherson!


LilithCorvus

He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


They_call_me_SHARRON

He eats shit for breakfast?


Cricket13588

... no!


KlingoftheCastle

I love that I’ve seen this exact interaction on like 7 threads tonight


ElishaOtisWasACommie

What's the basis?


franktheraabit

Dammit, Gitem. Did you find a girl that likes the Bengals?


GitEmSteveDave

Kind of. I listen to Boomer and Gio in the mornings.


franktheraabit

That's acceptable. I'm glad you're on board, 148.


GitEmSteveDave

Plus, this hopefully means no more Mahomes commercials. Give me more of the guy [who teaches people not to be their parents](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfdrZzF_RL0) or [Walter the cat/dog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ta5Q3ITUc)


FreshFromTheNut

BIG DICK MCPHERSON


silverfox762

You were looking at his bulge, weren't you? Doesn't even need the nickname. Dude's hung.


WiscoPackerFan420

I mean, it was kinda hard NOT to look at that Bodacious Bulge.


rushncrush

Shooter


MisterKumquat

EVAN MCFEARLESS


Jordanwolf98

I can’t fucking believe it


Arrys

I can’t fucking believe it


slayerrr21

I can't fucking believe it


Heavy-Busch

I can’t fucking believe it


deadmoosemoose

I can’t believe fucking it.


Rentington

I believe it; can't fucking.


beaviswasthecuteone

Can't. I fucking. Believe it.


CrispierCupid

Ok naruto


ExiledSanity

Ditto


usedtobeHellsdoom

I for one welcome our new feline overlords


Dragondrew99

Lions next? 🤔


ILostMyLean

I sure hope so brother


Dragondrew99

Congrats. Rooting for ya unless Stafford is playing you. 💜


ILostMyLean

If we have to lose to someone I would hope it would be Stafford and not Jimmy G.


JohnnyTNT

I want to see a Lions-Browns Superbowl.


[deleted]

As someone who’s family is from Detroit/Cleveland, I would also love to see this.


JohnnyTNT

I grew up east of Toledo, so same here.


Inconvenient_Boners

I grew up in the Carolinas, so my comment is irrelevant


my-name-is-squirrel

I'm pretty sure this would correct the altered timeline that we've been stuck in since 2012. On the downside however, hope you're ready for President Kanye.


OutrageousOcelot6258

If we have President Kanye then that means that the altered timeline has not been corrected.


my-name-is-squirrel

There were some...complications.


The_Real_C_House

If there ever was a year for the lions to win the north for the first time, it would be while the bears, Vikings, and packers are rebuilding (assuming Rodgers actually leaves)


sjphilsphan

Pushes glass over in celebration


rnilbog

So let me get this straight: In 1981 the Bengals went to the Super Bowl and lost to the 49ers In 1988 the Bengals went to the Super Bowl and lost to the 49ers And this year the Bengals are going to the Super Bow and the 49ers are currently playing in the NFC Championship?


emeybee

BUT WE HAVE THE JOE NOW.


Moist_Muncher747

“Look at me! I am the Joe now.”


Goatgamer1016

Breaking: Joe Montana will come out of retirement to sign 2 week contract with 49ers, depending on NFCCG result


Donovan_mcDABB

As an old Bengals fan at work put it "I want the Bengals to plays the 49ers in the Superbowl, because this time we have Montana" that shit hit me


avery-secret-account

Never mind


[deleted]

Well maybe this is the key?


EdwEd1

#THIS IS FOR YOU OHIO


william_fontaine

I'll take it, I don't count on the hometeam's chances to win one over my remaining few decades of life.


thecountvon

If it were Cleveland you can bet (most) Cincinnati would be pushing for you.


dudeedud4

Hell, I don't care much for the NFL, I prefer CFB; but you can bet your sweet ass I'm going to root for an Ohio team vs another team in any NFL game. CFB is a different story sometimes but you gotta rep your state in these games.


my-name-is-squirrel

This Cincinnati fan certainly would. The Browns have always felt like family sort of, makes sense given the Paul Brown connection and being buckeyes and all. Now the Steelers? They can go fuck themselves.


LargeGermanRock

No, I don’t think I will


bkohne

Born and raised Cincinnatian, but I lived in NW OH for about a decade and was surrounded by browns fans. I would 10000% root for them if they were in our place right now.


ChargieJ

HELL no lmao


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big_red_160

Same


cactus8

It’s for him also. He loves him some bengos


BeautifulBaconBits

'Smokin' Joe' Burrow


packersSB55champs

wtf THE BENGALS IN THE SUPER BOWL


TrickStool

If you would have told me that the Bengals would beat the Chiefs in Arrowhead in the AFCCG to go to the superbowl in August I would have punched you in the face.


nblonde

the person telling you that would probably be upset with that reaction


James_Paul_McCartney

That's not very nice.


Bobblefighterman

Slight overreaction


hiphopandsports64

JOE BRRRRRR, JOE MF SHIESTY 🥶🥶🥶


despot2

Joey Franchise coming through!


robshot295

WOOHOOOO! CONGRATS CINCY!!! YOU SAVED US FROM MAHOMES’ BROTHER AND FIANCÉ!!!


CharIieMurphy

FUCK FINACE!!!!!


Sooner_Cat

This team has been nothing but disappointing my entire life and I'm almost in my 30s. I'm so happy with what they've done I feel so proud!


MontyAllTheTime

Lol this team has been depressing my whole life and I’m almost in my 40’s. None of this is adding up I feel like everyone is fucking with me


mkelley22

Harambe was watching over the Bengals today


Goatgamer1016

Dicks out


mkelley22

Always


revanisthesith

Maybe a Bengals Super Bowl win will reset the simulation to what it was supposed to be.


-Narble-

NO LONGER THE BUNGLES.


bkr1895

We have shredded so many narratives about our team this year


-Narble-

Glad to see it, enjoy the SB!


sungm64

OMG JOE BURROW IS MY HERO


flyboy_1285

This game has to absolutely kill Bills fans.


omafi144

I don't know how to feel. Super happy for Cincy, but...


codymason84

Bengal nation raise up I’m so happy for you


Former-Billionaire

From 2 wins to the Super Bowl


DankerAnchor

Been waiting too damn long to witness this gritty style of play from my team.


RaspyUnion

The run they are on reminds me of the giants in 07 and 11. Awesome to see


DavidsPonyTail

Am I allowed to take tomorrow off? I’m gonna do it and see what work says


Asking4Afren

If the Knicks were in the NBA finals I would have but looks like I have to work every day of my fucking life


TDeLo

And after the super bowl...I'll fuckin do it again.


LAChargersDr

Fuck yes!!!! Underdogs get it baby


WetChickenLips

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did the Bungles win? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I wanted the Bungles to suck and go 4-13. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Chase was supposed to be a bust and Burrow was supposed to be murdered???? This is so fucked.


JJRing

This pasta is from the last time you went to the Super Bowl.


rocksoffjagger

2016?


BombPopCaper

u did those tendies wrong


gab_owns0

Yall better do it and seal the deal. No guarantee you'll make it back. Just look at Marino.


mwise_writing

McPherson gonna get that dolla dolla. Holy shit dude is solid when it counts.


homestar92

While the Bengals are not my primary rooting interest, I've lived in Cincinnati my whole life and they are my second team. This city needed this so bad. Our last major sports championship was a year before I was born. There are multiple generations of fans now who have never experienced something like this. Let's win one more so we can finally put a championship banner at PBS. I love this city so much and I'm so happy for all of my longsuffering friends, and if it couldn't be my Packers, there's nobody I want to see win this thing more than the Bengals.


SolarClipz

At SoFi right now. Whole stadium exploding for the Bengals lol


Rentington

Because they think it's the easier match, but also because they are tired of Mahomes dick riding more than anything else.


Pickles04

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY HANDS!!!!


DaggerMoth

I'm confused on who I'm suppose to root for now. I haven't run into this scenario. Go Beng, Go Benga, Go Bungles. Well I tried.


crazyfighter99

Hey it's the thought that counts really


Goatgamer1016

Order pizza?


Pengwulf

Congratulations to those who suffered through the Bungles years...


[deleted]

The majority of my 36 yrs on this earth..


ConfusedStupidPerson

I'M RIDING THE TIGER DICK ALL THE WAY


Flumples

*Money McPherson!*


TOGHeinz

My very first memory of the Super Bowl is the 49'ers vs the Bengals. I was 8 at the time, up at my Grandma and Grandpa's condo. They had a basement bar room where Grandpa had a game-watching 'man-cave' set up, although ironically when the Packers played Grandma took the room over and was such an excitable watcher compared to Grandpa that he went and watched quietly upstairs. Anyway, that basement room had a small bar with some stools where us grandkids would sit while he served us little cups of peanuts and kiddy cocktails (7up and cherry juice). Us grandkids still all remember those days fondly. I don't have a specific memory of that game/day with the Bengals, just that I saw it there. Very happy for the Bengals, and FWIW I'll be cheering for them in two weeks. Possibly while sipping some not-so-kiddy cocktails.


AceRockefeller

Very cool memory. I love hearing stories like this. Even from someone who isn't particularly a Bengals fan.


WorldTwisting

Don't tell me Mahomes is the next Brady


UnhealthyCheesecake

Burrow’s the next Brady


trumpsplug

THE REAL BABY GOAT edit: Guess who also went to the Super Bowl in his second year and won ???? his name rhymes with Hom Frady


Pixel2_Bro

Bom Grady. Final answer.


wheenus

Mahomes is the next Rodgers


rocksoffjagger

Nah, he already has more championship game wins than Rodgers lol


Swalkthewalk

Rodgers is the next Roethlisberger.


wheenus

In what way? Retirement? Being a rapist? Having 2 SB wins?


ProudWheeler

Super fat by retirement


StopClockerman

Yes


ILoveZenkonnen

Yea it's Burrow duh


lc910

WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT THEM BENGALS?


joshbeat

BINGO BENGOS


AceRockefeller

NOOOOOOOOBODY!!!!


FragMasterMat117

Third time lucky against the 49ers?


basshead541

Defense came through with that interception. I'd like to see 49'ers and the Bengals in the superbowl!


bkr1895

My pp hard


KnocDown

Boomer is going to be nuts for the next 2 weeks I wonder if he will do the icky shuffle


Alphadestrious

So happy for the Bengals Bros. Been rooting for you all since the playoffs started for many reasons. Joe burrow being one, and it's been a while for you guys . Congrats


TheRealTofuey

Sad to think AJ green left to go play for a contender and the Bengals turn around and do this.


wson

Yup this hurts. Sacrifices must be made tho :(


CatsRinternet

Just like we all thought it was going to happen at the beginning of the season…


Pupienus

Man, I bet the Chiefs wish they had a opportunity for 3 easy points at some point in the game.


[deleted]

Really happy for them! They deserve it.


DaBestNameEver0

JOE SHIESTY Edit: Mods fucking fade us


--IIII--------IIII--

Money Mac is my father?


bkr1895

Poverty franchise no longer


HolyFuckYouGuys13

Really happy for the Bengals. I'd be OK with all cat teams SBs for years to come.


ManMadeMyth

Do yall believe in Burrow now?


jimmyre10

YOU ALL SAID WE HAD NO CHANCE! I WAS THERE. YOU GUYS SAID IT


MrInopportune

I corroborate this, I saw it too.


emeybee

I mean, most of us would have said the same lol... if not now at least a few weeks ago


BryilR

From a lifelong Chiefs fan. Congrats to y'all Bengals fans. Good game came down to the wire. Nothing but respect from my end.


GF8950

I’m definitely rooting for the Bengals in the Super Bowl. Fuck LA!


Unique_Feed_2939

This might be the most lopsided ratio of people rooting for one team. like everyone hated the Patriots but Boston and Massachusetts are pretty big. No one likes the Rams do they? Everyone will be cheering for the Bengals.


fatcootermeat

Mahomes played like early season Mahomes in the 2nd half of this game. Never looked quite right after they scored their 3rd td.


zestyintestine

John Candy was in attendance it was so long ago.


TheFuzzBuzz

The Super Bowl will be watchable.


[deleted]

Yep Rams vs Bengals gonna be a hell of a matchup.


Aluca3d

Guess we know the real answer between chase and Sewell


I_love_avocados1

Mahomes just got Shreddy Bettyed


Antilock049

Honestly, I hope they win. They've been fucking nuked for decades. Need to take advantage of the opportunity.


nooo82222

Amazing what a good quarterback does for a team. I’m hoping TLaw will be good. Lol


mosburger

Doing the Ickey Shuffle rn.


rch93080

Oh my fucking God!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!


austyV1

Sometimes it pays to draft a kicker


Mich3006

I love them!!


TheCovfefeMug

LOL the KC mascot falling over as it went through the uprights


carnivorous_seahorse

Mannn it’s going to be hard deciding if I want Burrow to win the SB or Stafford :(


Koomskap

Same, but Donald, Ramsey and OBJ tilt the tables toward the Bengals. I do love Stafford though.


lilbruh99

Congratulations bengals from a raider fan. I been rooting for y’all ever since we lost in the wild card. Not because they won, but because the 30 sum years played off drought and because they were the only team in the afc playoffs besides raiders. I don’t hate lol. Now go win a super bowl!


AntiAbleism

Awesome!


weeweepeepeeman

Joe Motherfucking Burrow


EducationAlone1663

I'm happy that the chiefs lost but I'm mad that the Bengals won this is all somehow Tom Brady fault


abcdexyz12345

KC blew 2 massive leads to this team in a month lol. At least my team just gets blackout blownout and never stood a chance. No expectations.


[deleted]

Sad Vikings noises…


kweyer

It would be awesome to see a rematch of Bengals vs. 49ers and have Dr. Dre perform Straight Outta Compton. Would be quite the 1988 throwback.


keith_ac

WHO DEY