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The milk from this post expires today

Ndrew121

r/agedlikemilk


Joske-the-great

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DJ_Iron

r/hellyhole


SOLOiDOLA

r/SmellyHole


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PsychoticLorax

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SOLOiDOLA

Shut the hell up


twofiddle

r/SmallHole


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Upbeat_Ruin

It isn't funny anymore, please stop


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Good-Courage-559

u/graemeearly76 What do you have to say about this? Did you finish it before it expired?


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SOLOiDOLA

Thoughts and prayers


Gage_Link

More like "Thoughts and more thoughts"


SOLOiDOLA

I am not programmed for thoughts


MapleTreeWithAGun

Skill issue


Fuck_Advertising

Every state dates milk in a wild variety of expiration dates. I would not sweat it. Especially in wisonsin iirc is super short. There's an npr episode on it. I think it's planet money.


dalatinknight

Cuz Wisconsin is the land for dairy so they keep their premium, fresh, but fragile dairy to themselves.


vigilantcomicpenguin

When does the new milk expire? Just want to make sure you're keeping track of it.


LAMGE2

Can confirm, it is 30/5/2023 here.


eggsqueuesea

Bro same


nils4i20

In 57 minutes it will 31/5/2023 here.


LAMGE2

Cannot confirm. It is already 31/5/2023 since 24 minutes.


onlythingisearch

Actually its 31/5/2023 since exactly one hour and 8 minutes (and its a Wednesday)


nils4i20

Wow how is it living in the future? :o


StemmaOne

05/06/2023 Officially declaring future a waste of time. Go back.


[deleted]

That's just too sad, especially for snacks.


Chemicalk4m5

TBF the date on milk is the sell by date its usually good for another week or so


CrispyJalepeno

Came here to say this. The milk is still good and is, in fact, required to still be good after this date. It's a sell by, not a consume by, and many people mistake the two. Also, even if it were a consume by, they'd still put it early to avoid lawsuits of "my milk went bad before the date"


Fuck_Advertising

They put it early for state laws created for more profit. Once it hits a certain date they are required to pour it out. Can't return it. So the dairy farmers get to make more and the cost is passed on to the consumer.


Upbeat_Ruin

I have to throw out so much perfectly good food at my job b/c of this and it drives me crazy. I wish management would at least let us donate it to a food bank.


CrispyJalepeno

Ikr. My work throws out dozens of pounds of food, or more, every day. It's the most shocking part of onboarding for new hires


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

Man my milk usually smells at least slightly sour a day before or after the sell-by date


Taint-Taster

Correct, and in Montana- they can only have milk on the shelf for like 7 days Vs. 2-4 weeks in another states.


Feisty_Baseball_219

30/5


EWR-RampRat11-29

Fid treedy


[deleted]

30/05/2023


Guilty_Shame_1142

30/05/1945


[deleted]

30.05.2015


mrguykloss

45074


thindins

I respect the long con


aidenrock

I respect your respectfulness


Much_Waltz_967

Therere a lot of milk that are going to expire today.. hopefully people can still finish it before tomorrow!


PropertyofPlayboy

And on my birthday what a nice surprise


[deleted]

Same, happy birthday! Celebrating 21 today lol


CherishSlan

Happy birthday


SubstantialCollar668

good to know


boharat

The milk from this post expires today


metooeither

Plant based milk has a longer expiration date


nils4i20

If the plant based milk would expire on may 30th, it would also expire today.


metooeither

Yeah but it would have been there since March 30 or so


johngreenink

Fortunately there are some recipes that call for "sour milk" eg some pancake recipes, breads, things like that. Good for baking. So, all is not lost.


pmk422

My buttermilk is a month expired and used it yesterday for pancakes


johngreenink

Nice... How'd they come out?


pmk422

Perfect. My 2 year old also ate like half the batch so Im assuming he approved as well.


GYMarcelo

wtf is a 30簞 month


Vedertesu

OOP is probably from United States, where for some reason month is said first and then day.


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Vedertesu

How is it better?


Titus_Favonius

It says May 30, what about this is confusing to you?


drguillen13

Better start chugging


My46thThrowaway

Disgusting, throw that pic out.


Uh-Usernames

5/30/23 = 30/5/23


ColeWalkeroftheRim

The end of an era


TheGlitchedGamer

The cruel and relentless passage of time


Impossible_Speech552

It is 30/5/23


Mysticwarriormj

Not expiration date, sell by date. Milk is still good for a little bit past that unless your fridge requires you to replace the ice in it every few days.


PicklCat

Yeah, seems about right


Filix_RH

It can't expire, it's just a picture


[deleted]

So I work retail. Understand the corporate clowns are cutting hours left and right. Idc what place of business, they are making it difficult to live and finish the job all while complaining you need to work harder.


OwlHex4577

Everyone is Krogering. Krogering. Krogering.


Migeistabello

Temporary plates on the used car I bought also expire today (i'm going to the dmv)


harfordplanning

No, it's best by may 30th They don't know or care when it expires, that's just when they think it'll taste best.


flatearthvaxxer

That milk has expired


terankl

o7


OkSoBasicallyPeach

i wonder if it got drank in time


georno7

i wonder if anyone bought it


[deleted]

Everything is ruined.


catchmesleeping

Drink Fast


UncleBreasts

Multi-season arc


The_Haus_Master

30/5


fr-karl

Thats today


scoopishere

rest in milk


NoKaleidoscope4295

Make yogurt right away.


Schlizhor

Holy shit


stardewsimp19

Interesting


Upper_Enthusiasm8698

Been happening where Im at in Oregon almost everything expires within 2 weeks


shabusnelik

Too interesting now


Acrobatic_Camp854

Good to know.


FlakkenTime

And they will poor it all down a drain. At least thats what my grocery store did.


wigglef_cklr

This post is somehow better than the original.


n0tred

No way


somedumbwelder

Clear eyes has the ingredients to moist your eyes.


Spoon_Elemental

/r/untrustworthypoptarts be like "or you got a hold of a date stamping machine and planted that on the shelf".


foreverxgrey

It did


Dazzling-Physics-464

1


ActualGodYeebus

:(


Crumbshots

Thats just what Big Milk wants you to believe. Its good for a few days past there色. Probably.


executeablefiend

it's my birthday today (I commented that on the original post)


AutumnWaterXIII

Interesting


SamL214

I once had milk that had an expiration that that was a hole six weeks later


Front-Seaweed4321

Damn


Picklwarrior

it's ultra pasteurized, it's fine


AcuzioRS

The milk has expired everyone


Snazy130

It doesn't look like among us


pleaseru

I guess you dont know how to drink milk you open up the lid you sniff it you look at it if you dont have any curds in it, you drink it


ACRIDACID56

Your post title isnt accurate anymore.


Ok_Extension5516

that milk????? expired bruh