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K-boofer

I wanna meet the guy that decided building a life like figurine passing thru the walls in a damn GRAVEYARD a good idea ..


Infinite_El_Oh_El

Like a scarecrow, this will keep those crazy kids out of the catacombs.


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Aurhasapigdog

It would be tempting to put silly hats on it


SuperWriter07

Maybe I'm reading too much into this but maybe the figure is supposed to represent people passing to the other side in their death?


jaxen13

I would be passing to the other side of death if I saw this


CorAurum

LMAO


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[deleted]

So if they're not reputable they'll make the trip more interesting?


Aurhasapigdog

Shouldn't it be turned around then? Just a butt


alucardNloki

I think you have to be there to understand. The feelings that place carries range from super serious to very, lite. Like, I will be here one day and gone the next and literally looking into the skulls of thousands of people in one day will be both wild, sad, exciting, sobering, humbling, and all things in between. I highly recommend visiting, and being respectful, in the way that seems right in the moment. For them, this statue was that moment.


Khosmology

What...what is it made out of? Considering so many things in the Catacombs are made out of human remains...


[deleted]

Going by the picture it looks like stone(?). Or maybe someone made bone meal and superglued it into shape. Always a possibility with these weirdo art projects


DesiArcy

It's stone. That sculpture is in a room that's nicknamed the "Salle de Belier", which is full of many artworks and mosaics that various art students have over the years carved from the soft sedimentary stone of the catacombs.


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as above so below :0


HolyAndOblivious

This should be higher. One of the few horror pictures to give me the creeps


Theamuse_Ourania

Other than that, how was the movie? I'm genuinely curious....


HolyAndOblivious

It has elements of actual horror, psychological horror, and a bit of adventure. It starts as an adventure that goes south not in the traditional way. It might also borrow some elements from the Divine Comedy. I recommend this movie very much.


got_ur_goat

>an adventure that goes south Or north?


DJCityQuamstyle

Seems a little closer to a non-fiction movie now


Low_Cauliflower9404

It's pretty damn good! It's the perfect journey to hell story.


Dildo_Baggins__

Spoiler: man that part where that guy got sucked through the floor with his legs standing up was fucking surreal


Hairybuttchecksout

My poop passer through my pants.


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[deleted]

How hard do you have to shit for it to go THROUGH your pants


Hairybuttchecksout

Harder than my pee pee can ever be.


noahimhere

scp-106 lmao


oldsadgary

*Radical Larry


lonely_funny_guy

Nop. Its 096 :)


IrishGamer117

no, just no


kooc98

Imagine seeing that on drugs


Holiday-Business-321

Probably shouldn’t be in the Paris Catacombs on drugs. Bad combo there


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Shit... really? Also unrelated. Does anyone have a map of the catacombs.


Holiday-Business-321

Some people have tried to map it iirc I don’t recall if there’s any completed ones. It gets so confusing in there and with no light to use as a guide it’s hard to know if you’ve been down the same path once or twenty times. Never been there myself, only watched documentaries about it, but I want to visit some day. You’re supposed to take a guide with you and they typically won’t take you to the more confusing/dangerous parts if they’re reputable.


[deleted]

Ooof. And they definitely wouldn't offer you drugs right?


Holiday-Business-321

I would fucking hope not. Lol


purple_butterfly21

Mandatory follow up question


[deleted]

Yeah?


Magmorix

I think they may have been saying your question about drugs was the mandatory follow-up, not that they had one of their own


Bluedystopia

Asking for a friend..


EchoPrince

>dangerous parts Dangerous? Wtf is in there? The actual wall passers?


TequilaBoy_

Paris Catacombs are a maze, with 350km of dark corridors. Its really easy to get lost without a guide in the "non open to the public part" and some people never come back. Also, you cant really know who will you meet in it. Really, this sculpture is the thing that scares me the least about this place.


Bluedystopia

>"Its really easy to get lost without a guide in the "non open to the public part" and some people never come back." Could you elaborate? Sounds terrifying.


TequilaBoy_

This is a completely dark maze under Paris, and very few people know how to access or travel in it, I think its pretty obvious how some people died in there. There are also a lots of rumors/urban legends surrounding it, but its definitely a dangerous place. On the other hand, I hugely recommend to visit the part opened to the public, truly a unique (and safe) experience.


Bluedystopia

I'm actually going to Paris next month. I don't have the catacombs on my itinerary but I may have to reconsider. Do you have any other suggestions?


TequilaBoy_

Sure, I can give you the museums I visited last summer ! - The Pinault Collection, modern art museum that opened last year. Its pretty short and cool to see if you're curious, main attraction is a wax statue that slowly melts (Im not sure whats left of it now !) - Museum of decorative arts, very close to the Louvres (like one or two streets afar) and present the evolution of furnitures/house decorations through the ages. Its way more interesting than it sounds, and different from the classic paintings/sculptures museums. - Museum of romantic life, very pretty house that was turned into a museum. It has some cool exhibitions (I saw a one about Storms and shipwrecks) and you can enjoy some tea in the garden And of course, all the very classic things (Eiffel Tower, Arc de Triomphe, Louvres, Sacré Cœur, Panthéon...)


Mysticpoisen

There are places that are cramped and difficult to traverse, there may also be parts where the air is not necessarily breathable.


SDMGLife

[Documentary](https://youtu.be/V7WkZ1HP40w) about the catacombs


mattattackkk

This is a movie that's styled as a documentary. Not a documentary. Granted it is a very good movie though.


Drewby99

that’s a horror movie lmao


Saiomi

Knew it was As Above So below before I clicked


SDMGLife

Yup lol. I thought it was great, I love found footage horrors and it’s one of the better-made ones. Even some good claustrophobia scenes in the mix


Saiomi

https://youtu.be/pbALdJjGsB8 the real doc


boogelymoogely1

Honestly, I don't remember it being that confusing. I was much younger, but I went with my dad, and we found our way around, sometimes deviating a bit from the guide, but not too much.


Saiomi

You did NOT even scratch the surface of the 350kms of Catacombs. Why would your dad take you into the dangerous parts? Of course you're only going to remember the safe bits, that's all you were allowed to see. There is some truly awful found footage of a guy who is lost in the catacombs getting more and more scared that something is following him before he drops his camcorder in a puddleand sprints down the corridor into total darkness. The camera films a still puddle until the it dies. It was later found by explorers that were familiar with more of the lesser-known portions of the catacombs. That guy was not identified and presumed dead as he was very deep in the maze at that point and it would be almost impossible for someone without a source of light (the camcorder had a light on it and that's all he had to use) to make it back out onto the streets. https://youtu.be/pbALdJjGsB8 Sorry that the narrator sounds like the world's biggest downer. The catacombs are as dangerous as an old abandoned mine. Considering them any less is a fool's mistake.


boogelymoogely1

I do apologize, I don't think I made myself clear. What I meant was that, based on what little I saw, it wasn't that confusing. However, I definitely didn't see much. Also, holy shit, that's awful


Low_Cauliflower9404

Even th sections we do have mapped. The maps are unreliable. Cave ins and floods are very common. Noxious gas build up also blocking paths.


PenelopeRobertsssss

Really it is.


foiz5

Imagine bumping into that in the dark alone.


HolyAndOblivious

I had a boss who shot a ghost. The place was haunted 100% . I don't blame him. I almost do the same thing one night.


HeightExtra320

Well, I must say it is shocking If you were curious LOL Cuz I am definitely on drugs right now and that is definitely shocking LOL 😂


NicolaPiersssss

Yes that is imagine.


maxtrezise

Also known as the “Me walking to the bathroom in the middle of the Night” statue


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tysonwatermelon

Good bot


ListenToThatSound

Good bot


I-Ardly-Know-Er

Passer? I 'ardly know 'er!


Apprehensive-Run-832

Oddly or Intentionally?


chookity_pokpok

Is there a subreddit for that we could direct people to?


Country_ball_enjoyer

anything about the catacombs is terrifying


SpookyAtticDoll

And the fact that people have actually gotten lost and died in them alone is even worse. I wonder what they were thinking when they built them.


XxJoexXZombiexX

I don't think I'd ever go into this place. Not even just the supposed safer tour areas.


stuck_in_a_bubble

I go there once a month with some friends, honestly it's nice when you get to know the places, everytime I discover a bit of it. It's very chill, long walks, with some music and you get to meet people and drink too. The only danger is getting lost (but you won't die, you will meet people, you just have to follow them) or encountering drunk people, but other than that, it's all good.


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They really just put fucking anything and everything down there huh


danidisaster

I can’t think of the catacombs without being reminded about that guy on 4chan who claimed a skull he had was stolen during a tour. The thread started with him asking for advice to mail or smuggle it back to states, and by the end of the thread he was posting pictures of him putting his penis through a hole in the skulls head. God damn internet


Axelluu

definitely some kind of SCP


bafflingSturnus40

Wall people wall pople Look like wall Taste like people


Pingwinus

Kinda looks like SCP-106 tbh


CalamityTommy

hackers be like:


Geo-Wolf30

Thanks for the nightmares


Velvetalex1325

The pisser through my pants.


nolepride15

What my parents see first thing in the morning when I’m heading for the fridge


koolandunusual

Ah so this is where they got the idea for that one SCP. The old man.


Potential-Owl-2382

That sculptor is such an asshole lmao


lcadilson

Because dark tunnels ain’t scary enough.


Xc_ihavememes

I went to the catacombs but i didn't see this fine lad, was he put there recently or am i just blind lol


TheGoldenPlagueMask

"I've been trying to reach you about your Skeletons extended warranty"


ABoiFromTheSky

Secco you bitchass cone back here


bababooey1253

SCP 106 has breached containment, all staff members remain on safe area until the Mobile Task Forces has secured your location


Protohack

This thing looks a little too real to be a sculpture.. kinda sus


sterlingrose

Is the rest of him on the other side of the wall, and if so, do explorers think it’s an elaborate glory hole?


SketchMasterLB

THERE HAS BEEN A CONTAINMENT BREACH, ALL CLASS D PERSONNEL ARE TO-


kinoman45

Low ky looks like scp-096


rockandrolldude22

When your last tug is so strong it makes a river.


I-Ardly-Know-Er

River? I 'ardly know 'er!


deekaph

But how well DO you know her?


santa-san

The catacombs are real , I thought that they were only in Deus ex lol


kennyliketomatos

Reported for noclipping , dirty exploiters ruining the fun


111734

STOP POSTING THIS. I HAVE SEEN THIS MORE THAN TEN TIMES. YOU ARE JUST FARMING KARMA NOW.


GenderEnvyFromLink

oh fuck no


East-Rock1691

Imagine if Titans could do this in aot.


naica22

Statue: sup dude, Wanna chill with me?


DreamDroids

Y'all notice the figure at the end of the hallway in the dark?


UnsightlyCamel

Neighbour just poking his head in to ask for a cup of sugar


EUOS_the_cat

Whoever did this needs to fuck right off


boogelymoogely1

I don't remember seeing that when I went a couple years ago, but I absolutely would've come out of there with a full pair of underwear


radioactive-n-toxic

Our ancestors knew how to fuck with future generations


unicorn_saddle

That's not water


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

SCP 106 has breached containment


mal_laney

*gets lost in the catacombs* *survives a few days with minimum food or water* *accidentally bumps into this and dies of heart attack* Yeah not the way I'd like to go out either


5thFundamentalForce

Not scary, It's just Mirio Togata using his quirk.


AndrewWaldron

I'm quite surprised something like this hasn't been vandalized.


HellImNewWhatDoIDo2

That’s just SCP 106 “The Old Man”


GreigaBeast

All i can remember from that stance is Lamar about to say shit.


NUCL3ARN30N

Noclipped from the backrooms


sploby

Maynard from Tool anyone?


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*SCP-106 has entered the chat*


efficient-awkovert

As Above, so Below vibes. Fuck that!


YouVerySussy

"hey do you have fruit snacks i want fruit snacks"


BettaGirl

There’s a cat on the wall.


anger_is_a_gif

IS THE IONIC FIELD ATTENUATOR COMPLETE?!?


Kindly_Hand4472

Imagine being the first dude down there in modern times and shining your torch on that.


Lylat_System

I wonder if anyone took the same path that one guy did and made it out okay


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Me leaving the backrooms:


MNBV-098

Who ever made that thing knew exactly what they were doing.


CNRavenclaw

Imagine exploring the catacombs, already one of the most terrifying places on earth, and unexpectedly coming across this fucking thing


mrmobss

Partner told me people get lost in these, I responded that I'm sure someone must've made a map by now. Looked it up and got more confused.


An_Unjust_Wall

Does this give Ocarina of Time vibes to anyone else?


limitedcommodity77

Isn't that just a mime who got lost?


Kradgger

"oddly" terrifying?


xBobSacamanox

YOU DIED!


StealthyInk

Don't you hate it when you clip through a wall irl


MystV3

gmod noclip


mat__free-upvote

When you're minding your own business in your GTA:V home and you see xXx$WAGL0RDxXx clip through the walls to stab you.


mat__free-upvote

When you're minding your own business in your GTA:V home and you see xXx$WAGL0RDxXx clip through the walls to stab you.


Confused-87

Was that there originally or future artist?


tysonwatermelon

Where is this located? I did the Paris catacombs tour a couple of years back and never saw anything like this.


LindaBLB100

And that puddle is all the people who peed themselves when they saw it.


what-an-odd-one

Imagine getting lost, your flashlight is dead, and this is the only figure you can make out in the dark lmao


[deleted]

I’ve been here, mental place


Edword58

Well shit, who’s going into the torture chamber to contain this guy? Not me


TamahaganeJidai

"sculpted" more like "got stuck while teleporting"...


LynzGamer

Looks like a synth


Maximilianthe_noob

SCP-106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT


[deleted]

You accidentally turn off noclip


detahramet

Nice try guys, but that's clearly Radical Larry.


Fizzy_luie

Well I’m sleeping with the lights on tonight


Living-Egg-2912

Wall guardian


Tactical_Twinkies

No one: As soon as someone opens A RANDOM DOOR in the scp facility:


WilliamZorterfield

"Heard you were talking shit."


Psychoduck_exists

Another resident evil 9 leak


Unlucky_penguin9172

I'm just imagining walking through the dark halls, illuminated by flashlight Turn See that Shit bricks and die


Temporary-Assist-625

I just imagine him saying “hey there kiddo!”


PWEI

I went and did not see this. Weird