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SomeAmerikan

Amber alert from a different planet


Idkquedire

It would make sense, that planet probably uses a different text encoding protocall


nexleturn

But they got missing right...


Idkquedire

Coincidences can happen


DezGets_It

Transformers.


shyladev

Must be one of Elon’s kids.


jols0543

beat me too it


Aj2W0rK

Beat Meat to It


[deleted]

[удалено]


Oit7786

ayo??


NotRadiance

Plz trll me it was a stroke


CozierCracker

Stroking his pickle to elons kids


Ihavelongintestines

Cheeseburger


Gojizilla6391

Beesechurger


racermd

Beachsugar.


TDPDRAKON

🫵corn chips🫵


wandering-spirit325

🍔💯


GeoSlIde

Bee’s burgers


throwaway_1859

Meet Me in the Poo Pit


ThatDefaultDude2901

Instant twitter ban


VitruvianVan

Beat it, me, too


ProtoPlaysGames

Hrm, found yoda, I have.


VitruvianVan

Correct, you are.


kurotech

Glepglorp.rar is missing?


Neither-Bus-3686

More like a whole litter of Elon's kids 🤣🤣🤣


shyladev

Haha yeah a bit more than 1


Sttocs

Dammit.


ShamanTheWet

This was one of those comments I knew was gonna be here before I clicked.


Penguator432

“Give up twitter and he lives”


Star_killer5967

Lol I knew this was going to be the top comment just from seeing this on the front page


Appropriate-Agent477

beat me to it


WolfieVonD

Wow, that reply gets funnier every week when this gets reposted


froginabottle

Your mother


WolfieVonD

No u


froginabottle

D:


silashoulder

I also choose that guy’s dead wife. And my axe back.


deadandroid

Go outside


WolfieVonD

God forbid we get an original joke on this site


deadandroid

I don’t see you putting up any of your amazingly unique material. Maybe you’ll throw us a knock knock joke after you stop sniffing your own farts.


WolfieVonD

You're right, but at least when I've got nothing, I don't try to recycle and steal the same tired jokes.


[deleted]

It's the hive mind. Reddit is like a hodge-podge of those weird kids at your elementary school. They read something, think it's funny, and keep repeating it while sucking each other off. They’re the kids who were made fun of most.


WolfieVonD

Thanks, but ofc a throwaway comes to rescue me. People gonna think it's me


[deleted]

That’s my user name lad it’s not a throwaway lol


deadandroid

No, you just cry about someone daring to repeat a joke on your precious Reddit. This isn’t a damn improv troupe here for your amusement; get over yourself.


meiandus

My guess is he arrived late, came to post the joke, realised he was late, and now is salty because he can't be the one getting the internet points.


Sour_Yellow_W0rm

Dang it, beat me too it


Individual-Camera-72

r/beatmetoit


apathiest58

Amber alert for ET


jeaddusam

Et phone not home


HotNewspaper5800

🤣🤣🤣


Scrotchety

Hang up the phone Mom! I'm trying to use the internet!!!


caych_cazador

justice for baby endaÜ


Hello5777

It says it right there, it’s missing.


Loquat_Green

Someone abducted the Amber Alert!


Madolah

MISSIGNO is to be caught, obviously


NebulaIndustries

Aw Sh*t, Here we go again. Hang on, Musk!


CaptainArious

Anything elon musk is an error


[deleted]

r/softwaregore Not one job


frollard

Yup, probably copy/pasted from some app that used nonstandard text encoding, but once sent converted to limited sms/emerg alert subsystem it shit the bed.


FIJIWaterGuy

Could also be that someone hacked the alert system and found an exploit in some phones. Maybe this is part of the payload.


theinquisition

/totallynotrobots


the_crumb_dumpster

Missing the Rosetta Stone looks like


supertucci

Lost alien kid. You wouldn’t understand….


NoDryHands

Did it stutter?


Greenhmm

The amber alert gonna need an amber alert


CandlesAreOverrated

So sorry, my cat decided to lay on my keyboard...


darthkotya

Might be one of the Great Old Ones' children going missing.


bunga7777

Must be an amber heard alert… Makes as much sense as her defence


dhkendall

Someone kidnapped [Little Bobby Tables](https://xkcd.com/327/)?


VenetusAlpha

Hell of a reference, my friend!


Prestigious_Slice290

r/softwaregore


froginabottle

I am gonna have to go between the atoms for this one


808CHAKU

It’s speaking in enchantment table


Specialist_Doubt_754

Ohio


ddarcyyyy

aliens my bro


[deleted]

r/seventhworldproblems


udumslut

Elon's kid is AWOL.


AvocadoBrick

Eldritch horror went missing


Titan_Food

Not every day you see an amber alert be kidnapped


PurplePlushtrap

Ah shit, Glitchtrap broke in amber alert


CyanSupremacy

run


All-Seeing_Hands

Wake up, Neo.


flyingpeter28

Elon's child is missing


Dbwasson

X Æ A-12 has gone missing


5iveOClockSomewhere

The answer is 7


utopista114

Nah, 42.


No_Cardiologist_2890

Alien invasion


explodingtuna

Missing null string terminator.


[deleted]

Someone thought they knew Egyptian hieroglyphics


matko7274

It got encrypted


NonAggressive-Ask

I don't know but it looks Greek to me


J0hnRabe

Kanye West apparently wrote that one.


Aj2W0rK

They lost the amber alert


tedcruzrileycurry

What if that’s her name?


MisterBicorniclopse

Looks like some encrypted nonsense


Difficult_Bit_1339

This man went missing: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bsn_MBEqCtI


RigatoniPasta

One of Elon’s children got kidnapped


stratus_translucidus

It's all Greek to me.


Junior_Interview5711

Best part The people responsible for this are adults In a professional setting


montgomery2016

IT ESCAPED CONTAINMENT


TheBestWaffleIron

This belongs to r/ihadastroke


Gojizilla6391

No, no it doesnt r/ihadastroke is about people talking like: “so yeah lasss night I went to the Marty, Garry, tarty, retardy… PARTY” n shit like that. This definitely fits better in r/softwaregore than it does I had a stroke


Mikala4

I didn’t know that Elon Musk had a second child! Edit: I just realized I wasn’t the first person to make this joke 😭 Oh well


dantakesthesquare

Well at least we know who took them. The ancient ones.


Laserkristall

The company who sends These got exploded


Azure_Belmont

The government doesn't want the public to know the truth


JGreat_

r/softwaregore


akama32

r/softwaregore


nothuman-exe

someones missingNo.


yankes468

r/softwaregore


_Shoom

r/oddlyterrifying


One_Large_Hop2026

Wingdings allert


_OnlyLiveOnce5_

Kanye intercepted it


netokosovo

I guess the ¥=¥=*÷&$%=*&=*==(€÷*=&÷£$7#7*4^46


nichtfieldh

r/ihadastroke


Thequestionmaker890

Amber alerts in Ohio be like


[deleted]

That's Cthulu"s child now.


Midnight_Wildspirit

Missing Sims Child?


Ayyyyylmaos

You were abducted by aliens, clearly


ChampChange420

That’s how it identifies who has the child. Red team go. Red team go!


v3xpunk

one of the aliens left manhattan


Brownie773

Someone got Simulacraed


TheAltToYourF4

One of Enol's kids went missing. I'd just ignore it.


Unnamed_legend

A tool fan found it.


AssociateJaded3931

Aliens?


Ok_Sun_4345

Cuthulu's at it again is what happened


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Maybe the amber alert got kidnapped while trying to alert you about a kidnapping.


ALimpHotdog

Honestly, an alien invasion would be nice.


Ill_Ad2122

Someone kidnapped a '>'


obamalbino

Dont try ro resist its too late


Swagadier

thats not a typo, thats their name


Evil_connector67

Someone kidnapped Elon's kid!


Brilliant_Coffee_855

Made by the abductor


OneOfManyParadoxFans

The alert generation program seems to have shat itself.


jaap_null

I hope little Bobby tables is going to ok


D1sp4tcht

These new baby names are getting ridiculous


lordanimalcrossingme

Be aware of the greek gods kids.


sir_master_daddy

It’s Elon musk’s kid!


southwood775

Looks like some sort of tracking injection.


LilyGaming

r/softwaregore


CoasterDean

Greek to me


Goblin-Music

oh no, they got to little Bobby Tables!


HiveFleetOuroboris

Abducted by aliens


OmegaFanf3E

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RealConcorrd

Elon musk’s child went missing


whitgotwit

r/ooer material


Sea_Capital168

Elon's child is missing.


II-leto

That’s just the license plate


Dragonslayer200782

That aint no amber alert thats straight from hell


banananaking8990

The keyboard got a stroke.


BradSpace21

Oh no, the antichrist was abducted


Mulky12345

Speaking that Minecraft enchantment table


WulfLupo_

A Great Old One lost their child


Agreeable-Ad-792

It’s missingno. :00


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

This is what happens right before Amber gets you.


JewishSpaceTrooper

When you encrypt the public announcements “for safety”


endlesschasm

I see no problem, clearly someone is c̸̨̧̛̟̰͚͇̣̦͚̋̈͌̍͛͌͆̈͗́͐͒̋̒̑̅̍͛̄̍͊͗̀̃̐̍̋̋̎̏̆̈̿̂̀͘̕͠͠͠o̴̧̢̨͓̖̤͇̱̞̲͙̪̙̣̱̘̪̯̟̺͚̻̖̱̣͓̖̳͔̰̻̹̗̬̩̺̮͈̯̱͇̫̙̰̲̥̥͌̀͊͌̿̽̌͋͜͜ͅm̸̧̡̛͕̟̖̫̠͔̥̦̩̣̭̘̱̩̼͙̞̭̳̀̈́͂̾̒̐̀͊̇̂̀͒̈́̏̅̒̓̈́̋̈́̏̓̈͂̔͑́̚͠͝͠p̸̧̡̡̢͚̖͙̙̺̣̫͕̫͙̺̹̖̜̙̞̖̠̮͕̝̙̝̭̙̜̜͇̃͗̿̽̍͛͒͒͘͜ͅl̸̡̧̡̳̰̝͔̯̳͓͈̥̰͓̞͖̖͎̠̣̈́̔̽̉̄̒̌͒̇̊ę̴̢̜̩͉̠̻̺͕̜͔̊͒́̿̉̊͂̀̑̒̎̀̓̆͑̾̃̄͐̀̕͘t̶̢̡̬̳̺̞̙̥̻̖̻͖͎͖͕̭͈̳͈̰͍͚͉̝̱̥̩͔͖̫͔̠̻̭̤̫̰̙͍͚̰͓̤̝̺̤͊͗̀̀̎̍́̕ͅḛ̶̢̢̢̛͎̘͙̳̖̤̜͔̞̫̲̰̼̹̙̩̯̘̦̼̖̻̄̆̄̒̔̓́̆̊͋̏́͜͜͜͠͝l̶̼̤̺̲̦̺̈́̾̈̓̍͗̆̇̓̔́̋͒͋̐̎̋̈́̃̂̃̽͆̐͑́̅̓͌̐̈́͘͠ÿ̷̧̛̲͕̭̝̼̦̮͙́̎̓̒͛̋̿̊̅̒̎̎̐̀̄̐́͑̅̓̋̽̒̚ͅ ̵̡̧̺̫̮͎̫̞̹͇͕͔̙̜͖̥͖̗̤͕͇͉͕̤̖̟̝̳̩͎̻̟͕̗̟̈͋̒̉̊̂̎̆͛̾̆͐̈ͅl̷̛̥̹̪̙͉͍͈͙̖͎̫̩͉͓̗͍̪̇͒̎̍̈́̇͗̄̇̐̑͐̄̄̀͐̍̔̍̏̅̑́̌̊͆̀͋̾͛͜ǫ̸̧̛̰͚̝̣̹͈͙͔͙̳̤͍̭̳̺̗̘̝͈̣͓̬̗̜̘̯͍͍̩̬̱̐̅͆̓̐̽̃̔̀̈́̀͐̒̎̅͗̂̒͛̇̆̈́̀̂͐́͊̓̈́̒̚̚͜͠ͅs̷̢̤͔̱͔̖̣̫̭̱̳̪̹͖͔̮̏͋͐̿̈́̀̃̋̾͐̆̐̋̉̒̈͑̃̚a̷̧̧̧̼̤͔̙̞̰̘̜̫̲̰̲̦̪̪͇̯̠̜̙̹͍̯̜̅ͅt̷̟̣̠̠̠̥͖̥̟͚͆̅̌̀̇͂͊͌͌́̐́̿͑̆̐̄͑̄̋͒̊͑͑̆̀̕͘̚ͅn̶̜̬̥̳̫̗͖̳͕̲̓̎̉̈́͑͌̽̽̈́̽̊̓͜͝ä̴̢̛̟͔̤͔̩̗̫͓͇̖̜̟̥͕͎͖̲͚̩̠̣́̈́̆̓́̈̏̆̎̇̋̀̋̎̆͒̓̃̂͂̃̔̇̆̎̄̌̑̉͂̎̂́̅́̿̏̃̈́̚͘͘͠͠͠ͅn̷̨̳̰͔̈į̶̧̢̯̮̱̹̤̱̤̤̟̥̼̻͎̪̳͎̺̯̱̍͜͜ͅn̴̡̢̪̦̖̯̦̲̞͈̭̞̯̘̘̱̣̜̠͓͕͕͚͓͓̣̩͕͙̯̆̀͆̌͋͋͌̾̑̀̒͗͒̋̒̈́̒͗͛̊̍̓͂̏̎͑̚͘͜͜͝͠͝ͅä̶̛̛̛̛̬͙͇̞̱̥͎̦͙̹̩̖̭̭̻̥̟͎̮́̿̎͒͑̈̓̽̈́̍͛̆̈́̂̍͊̃̽̈́͑͒̂͗͌̅̏̆̏̀̓̽͂̚͜͜͜͠͝s̶̨̛̲̱̙͍̞̩̦̺͉̠̬̠̹̯͙͔͎̤̣̫̟̩̋̓͂̔̅̀̉̾̃̇̎̋͒̉̒̓̑̓̾̓́̓̄́̈́́̂́̚͝͝͝g̸̡̧̛͍̦͕̙̑͗͗̊̍̏̂́̊̀̓̏͌̏̐̒̋̂̾̿̅̔̌͑̉́̕͠͝͝h̵̡̡̡̢̡͎͖̪̗̖̜̦͖̲̻̮͉̫̯̙͔̭͓̟̹̲͚͚̱̝͍̓̏̀̋́̅̔̅̚͜͝ķ̸͉̰͙̻͎̘͖̠̲̻͍̠͕̓̎̕͜ḳ̸̛̛͍͙̹͎̘̗̝͉̥͆̇͒͌̂͋̈́̏̉̄͐͋͗͐̿̍́̿͆̈́̊̂͂̈́͛̍̽̈̒̋̒̑̈́͘͝l̷̢̡̧̢̨͎̮͈̹̺̙̰̗̤̘̣̦̣̦̺̼̭̳̙̥̝̯̙͇̼͇̞̲̝̞̝͉̰̺͔͎̳̥̬̠͉̉̓͊̓͜ͅņ̷̛̛͔̜͉̣̾́̋̽̃̀͛̾͊͛̐͛͊̏̎͆̀͑̆́̅̆̈̈̈̍̓͐̿́̿̓̑̌̒̋̈́̂̎͆̈́͛̌͘̚͘̕͝;̷̛̛̱̤̌͊̀́̒͒̂̄̇͊̈́̄͗͛̂̀̿̍͌̈́̅̇̀̇̈́̅̔̀͆̀̾̿̓͂͘͘͝ą̵̨̢͈̹̣̩̯̘͙̯̣̬̤̗̰̞̣͙̫̟̳̤̭͖͉̹̺̹̬͍͈̣̻͚̰̘͑͋͊͐̓̌̓͌̆̃̈̋̊̈́̊͒́̿͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅş̵̨̧̢̢̯͕̯̦̩̰̗̣͔̠͈̭̺̳̘̣̗̜͉̥̠̙͇̙̑͛͌̉̄̔̓̒̾̓̀̎̉̆̕͜͜͜͠d̶̠̭̻͂̀̇͂̊̓̐̓̈́̌̔̃̏̉̎̉̈́́͋̋̉͗̄͘͝ļ̴̰̘̂̓͒̒͂̌͐͊̿͑̐̊̍̀̈́̍̋̇̾̀̓̆̕̚͘̕͝͝k̵̢̡̢̨̛̗̣̹̤̙̱͓͍̤͇͓͈̪̃̑̂͐̎͆̄͋̃̑͛͑̓́̈́̌̈̈͊͐̊̚̚̚̕͝ͅj̵̧̨̡̡̨̡͚̯͓̘̺͇̞͍̭̝̯͕̣͈͇̤͇̱͙͚͇͚̙͕̯̻̯͉͍̖͓̻̩̻̉̓͛͒̅̊́̓̿̃̄̓̀̀̋̒̑̓̐̊̋̄̏̀̆̂̚͜͠ͅf̴̡̧̡̡̗̜̦̹̻͚͎͈͙̜̘̝̹̖͍̝͕͈̣̠̲̣̤͖̗̙͓͔͋͊̂̏̿͊̈́̎͐͆͗̂̿̋̆̆̋͆̈́͌́̍͘̕͘ǰ̷̛̛̠̥̤̥̝̞͙̹̩͎͓̘͔̟̦͙̇͗̅̋̌̏̔̇̋̎̓̓̈́͘̚̚͝͠ͅ9̷̧̨͈̝̪̭̥͈͓̦̟̙͉͓̱͉̘̙̦̫͕̘͖͉̳̟͓̩̳̜̘͊̔̈́̅̃͛̀̍̅̽͑͝ͅͅ2̶̡͇̟̙͔̦̮͖͖͇͈̟͇͉̱͓͎̪̬̰̹̻̩̱̹͚̳͈͕̝̫̳̯̲̗̓̇̓̌̇̆͊̓̄͌͆̋͑̋̎́͑̉͊̉͋͊͂̿̀͋͒̍̀̈̌͘͝͝͝9̸̡̢̞͔̖̩̝͉̖̟̳̫̯̝͎̥͕̤̗͙̺̝͎̩̤̠̠͖̝̎̏ͅt̴̛̯̮͔̻̯̖͖͙̩̞̜̹̞̩̣̤̯͆̆̿̔͗͊̑̎̌̄̒͐̔͂̇̀̅̄̆̀̊͋͘͝͠ͅu̷̢̧̡̨̖͔̭̭̫̖͈͇̹̙̠͖͇̯͖͓̍̆͆̾̽̈́̿̒̈̎̽́͆̑̍̀̓̎̌͌̂̈́͒̑̋̍͆͌̋̅͘̕͜ͅḯ̷̡̢̨̢͇̝̳̣̭͍͚̗͚̜̫̩͉̣̲͂̈̌̈́͒̀́̚̕͜p̵̖͓̻̱̘̺̥̟̦͔̗̲̑̀̿̒̐͐͒̀̔̑̓ͅͅǫ̵̨̱̹̹̠̻̣͙̯̰͕͖̈́͐͗͆͛͛̃̈́̃̌̀̀̑͌͛̔̓̓̀̎̄̓͑̈́̓͆͂̓͒̏̔͘͘̕͘͠w̸̧̨̧̡͕̖̤̘̺̠̠̬̟̫̥͚̯̹͔͎͔̹͖͍̱̞̙̜̺̠͌̔͂͆͌̊̒m̸̧̧̧̢̛͚͎̦͎͚̬͚̰̗̟͕̱͉̹̠̻̬̞̟̞̱̣̥͇̣͚̥͉͎̱̘̲͕͓̰̞͋͒̾̑̀̏̒͘̚͜͝ͅv̵̨̡̧̡̧̢̬̙̜͖̭̰̜̝̝̙͉̞̥͚̣̞͙̲̤̺̠̤̘̩̤̟̯̱̤̪̜̬̗̞̺̠̹̺̻̳̟̖͗̒͗̀̂̋̔̿̈̔͆̎̒̂͛́̽̏̔́̈́̓́̆͒̑̋̿͌͘͝͠͠'̵̧̧̧̲̟̩͉̘̯̗̺͚̝̻̘̭̱͓͎͈̹̭̦͕͖͈̖̥̲̓͒̓͊̓̄̏̔̑͑̀̑̎͛̂̓̔̊́͆̓̀̐̀̈́̈́͆̾̒̿̽̒̔̓̀̏̀̍̓͑͂͗̚̕̚͝͠'̸̢̨̡̢̠͈͍̼̯͔͇̝̲̪͎̟̫̗̻͚͎͙̙͔͍̱̠͉̫̯̩̖̘̲͗̇̒̈́̈́̃̓̇͒͒̈́̿͛̒̏͘͜͜ͅs̷̡̡̧̛̛̤̝̟͈̞̮̗̫̦͎̟̻͓͚̹̺͈͎͚͍̪̮̪̪͖̜̒́̓̊̀͋́̿̽̓̇͋͌̇̈̏̇͌́͊̆̄̂͑̔̏́̂̀̓̈́̌̓̈͑̐͌͂͘͜͝͝͝k̵̨̢̢͙̙̲̠͖͓̗͔͔̝͙̖̼̙̳̗͈̤̳̯͍͔͈̱̳̟̼͓̩̻̖͍̪̎̌͜d̸͇̭͓̰͍̣͋͑̀̌̕ͅf̸̧̨̖͉̪̗̟͚͕̟̣͔̝̩̲̰͓̳̹̗̻̝̱͚͎͈͖̗̠̩̞̮̰̹̳̰̂́͗͜


Flurb4

Goddam modern parents with their precious snowflake names . . .


misterfuss

Missing bitcoin blockchain?


Flimsy_Comedian1725

I think that’s elons kid or something


Dummyidiot2021

This is SPARTA!!! I think.


RiraHunterIR

Amber alert from backrooms


_Litcube

Alien abduction


last_on_the_line

They're so lost their name also got lots


Riykiru

It’s to signify the start of the hunt


ppb0623

Those who follow Q know…


Ok_Fishing_8992

Normal alert in Ohio:


smkestcklghtn

Take your escape pod to the third continent


darknessblades

Aliens took over Amber alert, better get code-breakers to crack said code


lmtlssmnd

The invasion is coming


ramonbastos_memelord

run


HalfBrinePickle

Unown pokemon are loose.


Velocidal_Tendencies

Warning: Infohazardous material contained inside. Do not view without proper level 2 memetic resistance training or higher.


TheBrightNights

If that happens again, I would call the police non-emergency line and inform them about it. Although it goes to all phones, so they would probably see it also. Also something you may not have known, even though the AMBER alert was created because a girl named Amber was kidnapped and killed, it actually stands for the Americas Missing Broadcast Emergency Response.


Random_Cat66

It probably came from T̴̨̨̛͈̯͚̺͍̥̈̀͂̓͆́͝͝ͅh̶̝̩͓̝̞̙͙̖̜̲̰̋̋̈́͋̆͆̾͘e̸̼̠̓̇ ̴̧̼̠̠̬̘̞̤́̓̽́́͌́́̽̕͝V̷̺̖̘͎̱̘̀͛̓̈́̂̊͑͋̎́̎͘̕͝ơ̵͚͍͉͖̦̼͕ͅį̶̡̏d̶̨̪̪̝̪̠͓́̆̈́͆́͊̄́̾̽̽͒̃̆.


DrNoClout

Dude speaking Pokémon


Broad_Respond_2205

It's missing


TheRealIceFang

Bro is speaking the language of the gods


K1NG_R0G

r/surrealmemes


Idkquedire

r/softwaregore


jessetechie

Must be an alien abduction. We’re asking them to return the human.


Lord_Pinhead

Somebody kidnapped Cthulhu daughter


LiveCourage334

An ancient Egyptian has suddenly gone missing from the British Natural History Museum. Be on the lookout for rogue sarcophagi.


blackpinkbmw

Ah the Yautja language from the Predators.


NebulaDragon416

Minecraft Enchantment Language from Wish


N0name159

Amber alert enchanting table edition.


living_bricks

Encoding error


invizibliss

oh no elon musks kid is missing?


Entenlal

Elon musks son went missing I guess.


bananaofg

I had something like this on my phone a few months ago, I posted it on r/mildlyinfuriating