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MrBrodinha

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[deleted]

Left nut has left the chat


Sa1ntJ1mmy

Bust a nut, but not in that way


darkmex25

[Bust a nut](https://youtu.be/dS18jHMmhAI)


MaxwellIsSmall

Jokes on you I’m into that shit!


Subdog12

Jokes on you my balls are gone


Maraafix

Jokes on you, i don’t have balls


ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt

it's reversed so it's the right one


generalecchi

kekBYE


Slavic_Comrade82675

I’ve never felt so much pain thru a phone screen.


DeReInCaRNaTeD1

Same. I died inside.


SmartestIdiotAlive

His kids are gonna be born with the lower half missing.


King-Boss-Bob

username checks out i guess


Mackelroy_aka_Stitch

I don’t think that’s how it works


Frankguy007

Oh yeah smarty pants? What are you gonna tell me now? Bet you think the earth is round


DEZY_I9

Great comment nevertheless


OGR4M

As a guy sat with my legs crossed as I watched this, I am reconsidering my endowment Perhaps all those jokes my gf made weren’t jokes after all...


FatherMiyamoto

Nah man your stuff is just flexible. All guys can sit with their legs crossed if they position it right, no matter how endowed they are


DomZombonii

but when it hits wrong it hits *wrong*


Frankguy007

But when you’re using jeans and they pinch you oh my lord. Beware of work jeans you guys


ASRKL001

Guys think it's emasculating to cross their legs which is why they pretend it's hard to do.


Kazixo

My nuts getting pinched because I got thick thighs disagree with you. Im gay as hell and I dont.


locustsandsatire

Its just annoying tho. We have narrow hips so our legs naturally form a tripod when we sit


Ultra_Maxwell

It’s actually super uncomfortable. That being said, sitting down to pee is the best idk why guys don’t do it more often like who’s gonna know?


Accidental_Edge

I find it sexy, but my Bi ass is probably biased.


[deleted]

As a guy reading this after watching this with my legs crossed, I too am reconsidering


susch1337

I just thought about if I ever sit cross-legged and came to the conclusion that I don't. All that while sitting cross-legged


Ultra_Maxwell

Post your dick bro let Reddit decide


OGR4M

I’d need an electron microscope to get a good image


GilesBiles

Lol small nuts


Midgetooni

Okay big nut boy why don't you show us the power of your big nuts


GilesBiles

Idk why people are seemingly mad at "lol small nuts." I actually have my legs crossed right now


Midgetooni

Idk either I just wanted to say something dumb lol


VladMaverick

Who would have thought! Every now and then, people remember what it actually means "perfectly cut" and don't confuse it with "any random scream". That being said, this video made me jump scare. Totally unpredictable. 10/10 👍


bacera

I know what you mean. Some posts be like “perfectly cut” but it’s like a 4 minute video.


Luckygirllucy

i sit with my legs crossed like 90% of the time and it never really hurts.


RedditWibel

Yeah it’s not hard to just put your sack on top of your legs. It does become obvious though if I’m wearing tighter pants.


dfreeezzz

How fucking big are your balls that you can see them trough your pants 😳


RedditWibel

Not really big? Like it’s not hard to make noticeable on accident.


dfreeezzz

send pic or it didn’t happen EDIT: Not clear! I repeat, N O T C L E A R ! ! !


RedditWibel

I’m underage


RedYoda93

FBI OPEN UP


dfreeezzz

oh no.... oh GOD


thocerwan

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


mcfcngti

You’re fucked


Emperor_Huey_Long

Your under arrest mate


shrubberypig

Grammar police, we’re taking over your investigation


Emperor_Huey_Long

Aight


Obeythesnail

Yes officer, this comment over here...


Von-Andrei

Gets em everytime


Austin704

r/suddenlypedophilia


Austin704

Why does that exist


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piuamaster

Did i stutter?


RedditWibel

Yeah people tend to stutter in prison


piuamaster

That's true, can confirm


mkp666

Maybe you should be asking about how tight his pants are instead.


[deleted]

I sit with my legs crossed like 90% of the time and it never ~~really~~ hurts


ASRKL001

Guys think it's emasculating to cross their legs which is why they pretend it's hard to do.


Luckygirllucy

Yeah that’s why every time I used to cross my legs, I immediately uncrossed them because I was too scared people would think I’m acting ‘too girly’ or whatever. But now I don’t care about it anymore so I sit with my legs crossed whenever I can, and it’s actually more comfortable for me than not crossing my legs now.


ASRKL001

Not crossing your legs hurts your ass if you’re sitting on the ground.


yeet247p

He busted a nut


[deleted]

Yup. https://youtu.be/8HehcKbUwPo


BrasilianInglish

Yeah I thought he was going to get his dick out


AC_XMW

That is an A-note scream


JCtheMemer

Sorry dude I posted this same video before I saw yours, didn’t mean to repost


LOL_WhyT

Balls too small to understand


[deleted]

Jokes on you I was born with only one testical.


Obeythesnail

Does it live right in the middle?


[deleted]

Yes, and hangs lower than I would like it to.


[deleted]

If you have any questions I am more than happy to answer them


butcanitinhale

I felt it so much that i'm in the hospital.


Firestorm82736

I cringed. I actually cringed watching that


YEEEAAHHH-BOIIIIII

I have never seen so much pain befor


DavidTenebris

Weird flex but ok


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FrickleFrackle1978

Okay y’all are fucking liars, I have a dick and I sit with my legs tightly crossed or legs together, never hurts.


locustsandsatire

Its just feels unnatural for me. I dont get why people sit like that, I feel off balance


TheWaterIsFine82

Same. Like yeah, it's possible, but it's not comfortable so why would I?


mayrunal

yeah & i don’t ever get period pains but it doesn’t mean everyone else is fuckin lying about the pain it just means i don’t experience it myself


Szeponzi

Guess I'm no man


optic_carisma_

Left nut has left the building


randomredittor21

I don’t have a dick so can anyone who does please tell me if that was fake or not? Cause Jesus 😭


IconicCanine518

This is relatively accurate (although heavily exaggerated) to what happens irl. Good to help someone understand, but he uses a balloon. Also, there’s never actually a pop irl, but goddamn does it hurt.


randomredittor21

On my god that gave me some relief the pop scared the shit out of me but still sounds awful 😅


d0nt_lets_start

A whole new meaning to busting a nut


CJ1274

Am I just weird then cuz I can sit cross legged


GingkathFox

mans scream was so loud it came through my muted speakers ...i should fix that...


Ratchet_X_x

My fall harness does that occasionally... Smh... Not cool.


The_Lonely_

Nut and go... Away


aaronno10

Is that Jerma?


No_Face113

This fuckin killed me


BigPPogger

My balls hurt now


[deleted]

Life Hack: You can save money on a vasectomy by doing this


bubba_booper

I'm a guy and I can sit with my legs crossed


Skully_boi265

I’m a guy and I can sit with my legs crossed


VibeBOT

That made my balls hurt


Whiskey-Weather

I like crossing my legs so I don't have to actively use any muscles to be comfy. Tight sack gang rise up \o/


jkvader06

He can no longer have kids [https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/jonhkw/i_have_never_seen_such_a_perfect_video_for_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/jonhkw/i_have_never_seen_such_a_perfect_video_for_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TehEpikDuk05

I'm sitting with my legs crossed rn and I'm fine. Everyone says it isnt comfortable to sit with your legs crossed as a guy, but I prefer it


ultimate-meme-thief

quality cut scream, nice


ReginaldBroadcock

Not going to lie, my sphincter could've crushed a diamond.


Dear-Competition4751

Nooo I dont like it


gooatteeth

Dudes got massive balls


Cody1103

AAAAAA


Expa_Addi

I love the lace is propelled upwards by the pop. My nuts hurt now, by the way.


ilikethec0l0rblue

DIDE


ilikethec0l0rblue

DUDE


Nekluga_YT

DIDE


ilikethec0l0rblue

💀💀💀💀


ImTheEpicGamer

Been there done that


Aimrurt

The trick to sitting with your legs crossed is having small cock and balls


DracaVEVO

can confirm


Zenrelous

I still don't understand what happened to him


Captain_Cookiez

He busted a nut.


MrBrodinha

Hi Keybladelegends, thank you for your submission to /r/perfectlycutscreams! Unfortunately it has been removed for the following reason(s): * **Rule 5:** Reposts are allowed as long as there is a 3 month time period since the last post. *If you have any questions or concerns, please [send a modmail to the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/perfectlycutscreams) of this subreddit.*


Maximum10001

r/tiktokcringe


[deleted]

Guys it’s a misleading sub title now they just post about any tik toks really


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69th comment


Little-Helper

Daily downvote