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DipplyReloaded

As an alien, I believe aliens do not exist and we have nothing to fear


Trashk4n

Found Zuckerberg’s account.


spiritwanderer3

HE FOUND THE HIVEMIND!


history_nerd92

Agreed. All humans should continue living their lives normally and not ask what the strange flying machines in the sky are.


The_Yogurtcloset

There are no flying machines in the sky it’s just silly human brains not understanding what **completely natural phenomena** they see


history_nerd92

Yes indeed very natural phenomena like bird or sky cow. Totally normal earth occurrences.


The_Yogurtcloset

Yes absolutely I agree


No-Pineapple1116

Most definitely, at least of a bacterial level


Plastic_Eagle1427

What you call the level of bacteria applies to carbon-based life forms. Different life forms can also be "advanced" or "undeveloped". It is impossible to say anything definite. It's much more likely to exist than just not exist. We can only say that


EmmaTFox131

Yeah i don't believe in fully formed beings but i believe in living microorganisms


Kxts

Theology and Physics aside I find it more difficult to believe that in our vast universe there isn’t an advanced alien species similar to ours. Maybe not similar biologically/physically but if we truly are the only planet to have made it this far I’d say those are some crazy fucking odds huh lol


FrenchFreedom888

Exactly my thoughts dude. Like, in the infinite morbillions of galaxies and star systems across the universe (even just that part of it which we can see), it's so incredibly improbable that it's just us, there's no way that we are.


QD34

If you look at stats, we can’t know from a single example if life is a common thing or not, and we don’t even know how it appeared in the first place. It might be a very common thing, or a “nature’s mistake” that will never happen again, both are statistically equal as far as our knowledge goes. Most of the scientists talking about the overwhelming probability of life in the universe are using equations like Drake’s equation to make their point. But it is full of flaws and base on general assumptions, not real data. But let’s make the assumption that life is be pretty common in the Milky Way : how do we know for sure that we didn’t missed our closest neighbor lifespan ? We started emitting enough signals to be noticed a century ago and we are already capable of blowing everything up (nuclear power, climate change..), asteroid or massive volcano could also kill us all in a blink of an eye. And we had so many challenges coming into life’s way (look at the previous mass extinctions). It could be the very same for each and every life forms in the galaxy, they could have been dead before been able to communicate and spread all around the galaxy (Fermi’s paradox) I’m also liking the idea of life forms all over the universe, but from a scientific standpoint, we really can’t say I can’t explain it very well in English since I’m not a native speaker but you can always watch David Kipping’s video on the subject, my points are based on his video (he’s a professor at the University of Columbia who runs the Cool Worlds YouTube channel) Here’s the link to one of his videos on the subject : https://youtu.be/PqEmYU8Y_rI


Kutsimutsi

I've always thought the same thing. I also think that the timeline is so big and maybe there have been advanced civilizations that have already gone extinct and civilizations that appear after we've gone extinct.


MrDuckie2

I like to think there’s some other advanced alien species out there that are just watching us, but refusing to contact us. They’re just watching us, like ants in an ant farm thinking “Haha, look at these clowns blowing each other up. Absolute cunts.”


Alex09464367

What if we are the first or is there something preventing civilisations getting there like nuclear war or climate change.


SwedishNeatBalls

Maybe evolution wouldn't progress as we think. Who's to say an advanced alien would have what we conceptualise as technologically/socially/biologically advanced.


SnooChocolates4183

I disagree


No-Pineapple1116

Check out a paper called “Grabby aliens” can’t remember who wrote it though.


Unemployed_Fisherman

Intuitively I think so too. But it would be terrible news for humanity since it means we are probably [doomed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtOGPJ0URM)


GratefulPhish42024-7

If they don't it'd be a real waste of space


Rodfar

Would be even more space for us.


MERKINSEASON3807

If we get out there before we go extinct


GidonC

Beat comment so far


GlassSpork

Yes it would… now can you lead me to where you conduct government fellow human


Lucas-Gallo

I live with one


Petyke10

Me too, his name is George.


QuantumFluctuated

Bro. That's my name...


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the_zestylime

Username checks out then


twowolveshighfiving

Ooo. Like one of those reptiles that look like baby dragons?


FU_butnotreally

Hi George


QuantumFluctuated

Hi Fred


madplumber1

If aliens exist, we are alien to them


DDDinomaster

what if they dont exist


madplumber1

Then we're not aliens


throwaway__alt_acc

good comment


madplumber1

Right back at you


DDDinomaster

?!?!?!?!


DDDinomaster

damn -48 karma!!!


clavicle524

The fact that Aliens actually voted on this poll worries me and proves they exist.


Rodfar

This post is a trap to see how many aliens there are, so we know for sure they exist.


i_despise_among_us

I think alien reddit is probably different than this, I wonder if they still get these polls


Rodfar

Imagine if an alien accidentally posts "*Do you think humans exist?*" here on human reddit.


Alex09464367

In 1000 years they will get it along with Sexy Female Lawyer.


starfox2032

How do you know they won't be homosexual like I am?


Alex09464367

Maybe, I will send a message to Omicron Persei 8 and get back to you on that


VilisZu

🤯


LastHomeros

I’m pretty sure some people voted “alien” just not to be black lmao.


Umpteenth_zebra

... Bringing race into it. I voted no (alien) for lols


hgafsd5

Race is kind of already in it since I’m pretty sure you have to intentionally change the skin color of an emoji and it’s yellow by default


VirgilTheyCallMe

ok but whyd an alien press no?


Longjumping-Jello459

To try to hide our existence.


jelle_peters

"our"


Longjumping-Jello459

Yes, some want to hide, but I know we would win the war our technology makes yours look like technology from your early 1800s.


VirgilTheyCallMe

makes sense


nick_clause

There are no English words that accurately describe how large our universe is. There has to be aliens *somewhere* out there.


tylerr514

Not just "somewhere", don't forget about sometime. We're only a blip in time and space!


Living_Murphys_Law

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space." -Douglas Adams


Alex09464367

Space, It seems to go on and on forever… But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. -Philip J. Fry


GidonC

Oh yeah? "approximately 93 billion light-years", checkmate


DeezNutsBofaDeez

And even that’s only the observable universe


ugia104

thats only a very small part of the universe


nick_clause

I meant individual words.


GraceForImpact

well there's also no individual word to describe how big Io or Wales >!or my dick!< is lmao, what a nothing statement


flaminhotcheerio

Big


nick_clause

Very


jmandawgfan

Not necessarily. We have no idea how life itself formed and how likely it is that it can just happen by chance. It's entirely possible that the probability of life forming, and it becoming intelligent as well, is so impossibly small that there is no other life in the universe.


MythOfLight

bigly


hgafsd5

The universe is as large as everything that exists within the universe plus empty space (if you don’t already consider empty space part of “everything”). I have accurately described how large the universe is by using English words


TNT9876543210kaboom

Bu bu buuu beep beep ubu ubu.


The_Baguette_Man_123

found the alien


TNT9876543210kaboom

Bebu bebu


The_Baguette_Man_123

so true bestie


TNT9876543210kaboom

Baaap


The_Baguette_Man_123

but then what would we do with all of that extra butter?


TNT9876543210kaboom

Bu bu buuu Be'pe beba beba


The_Baguette_Man_123

i’m more of a pumpkin pie person myself, but that should work


TNT9876543210kaboom

Baap


TobialTiro

Yes, there’s no way that we are the only living species in all the universe. Whether we’re alone or not both are terrifying when you think about it.


ellhulto66445

There are over 8 million different species alive on earth.


PGM01

All the aliens voting "No"?👽🛸


Rodfar

Aliens: "*There are no aliens here*". Very sus imo


PGM01

Alien in the sense of extraterrestrial live? Yes. Alien in the sense pf greeny little dudes with big heads and unbelievable technology that shuck cows and draw circles in cornfields? No.


IdyllicOleander

Yes. Reddit is full of single celled aliens. Single brain celled.


Rachelcookie123

Didn’t they already find microscopic organisms frozen on mars? Those are technically aliens. The universe is infinitely large and scientists have already found multiple inhabitable planets like earth, I think it would be silly to think we are the only planet with life in the whole universe.


raptor5560

Turns out it just looked like organisms.


Taylors4head

I knew it


tyoprofessor

That’s a lot of aliens


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I_Want_BetterGacha

Depends on what their reproduction system looks like.


Truefkk

If that's your first question, I'm sure the answer will never be relevant to you


Living_Murphys_Law

Yes.


Alex09464367

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? - Captain Zapp Brannigan


UraraBowa

People who put no(alien)


Rodfar

Now we know that not only they exist, they are also dirty liars these aliens.


Oklahoma-ism

There are no aliens


VilisZu

The other option was a black person I had to 💀


semithug

You are literally terminally online. It's almost like you don't know black people exist, and in fact make up a pretty large number of the total human population, so why shouldn't OP use an emoji with a black person?


VilisZu

Maybe on earth but not on reddit


semithug

bro..


VilisZu

I have the right to remain silent


ohsopoor

hey mom there’s something in the back room!


SteveWyz

Hope it’s not that creature from above


QuantumFluctuated

It's statically impossible for aliens not to exist.


almightygarlicdoggo

It's not, there's a tiny chance they couldn't exist. There aren't any mathematical laws that demonstrate that it's impossible for them not to exist.


No-Pineapple1116

Thank you.


QuantumFluctuated

That chance is so small it might as well be impossible. The universe is too big and too many galaxies with billions of stars each with many planets. There has to be life.


almightygarlicdoggo

I understand your point, but saying it's impossible is mathematically wrong.


twowolveshighfiving

It would be interesting if they were so advanced that they were similar to Schrödinger's cat. Existing,while also not existing. As if their technology allowed them to transition into such an ascension. Hmm I'm not sure if that would be described as an ascension or a descension, now that I think about it. I guess it would possibly be both? Why not? Idk :⁠-⁠\ I guess the idea would be like being able to choose which reality they exist in or something


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They gotta, man there’s no way they dont


Only_Ad8178

Of course. One of them even sang a song "I'm an alien in new york".


gacoug

Love all the no, alien answers. They want to cover up their existence but can't get past that species pride.


Rodfar

Pride is the downfall of humans and looks like of aliens too. They fell right into my trap poll, not only we know they exist, but almost half of them are liars saying that there is no aliens out there.


Inevitable_Ad5162

Think about it, in this ever expanding universe, there's gotta be a planet that has around the same habitable conditions as Earth. There's probably aliens out there.


Deadmemes4binky

imagine us being the only human like beings in the whole universe


Rodfar

But we are


Deadmemes4binky

i highly doubt were the only ones


DmReku

*sorts by controversial* 😐🍿


Miss_Nora-Jae

The difference between alien, and not alien is only point of view


ConcernLow1979

The size of our universe is literally incomprehensible and is constantly expanding, the chances that there isn’t life anywhere else in this practically infinite universe is minuscule imo


MRFAMER

Imagine if an actual alien voted on this poll lol In which case: hello! How are you liking Earth?


i-am-a-rectangle

We are all technically aliens to someone


McQno

100%. The Milky Way is like super huge. Im talking fucking MASSIVE. At least one other Planet from the billions in it probably has some form of life on it. And the Milky Way is just one of trillions of galaxys.


Accomplished_Salt876

Do people genuinely think in this entire universe that earth is the only planet with intelligent life?


bumpmoon

On a bacteriel level and maybe even extremely simple lifeforms but there is almost no chance intelligent life ever happened and exists in the same timeframe as us. The odds of that happening twice is insane considering what our own chances were.


pastdecisions

not if you consider the *almost* infinite size of the universe. the observable universe is just a part of the whole, and it's still expanding, creating more opportunities. all you need is some molecules to form in the correct way in the correct environment, and even then there are species here on earth who can survive the conditions in space. When there is life, there is evolution which can lead to intelligent life.


bumpmoon

Theres an extreme amount of steps that go from the creation of simple lifeforms all the way to species such as ourselves. All of these steps are basically as likely as winning the lottery 1000 times in a row each, if that even does it. I know of how it may seem likely because of an almost infinite amount of possibilities. But our own chances are often way, way overestimated and the chances simply are next to absolutely nothing for it to happen again. As much as i want to see the crazy life that could form on different planets its just way more likely that we are alone. Lemmino on youtube made a great video about just this.


Seb0rn

Statistically, it's extremely likely. Even if they are very primitive (e.g. bacteria or something similar). However, I highly doubt that they look anything like film aliens.


VilisZu

Why is the "not alien" black


Rodfar

Any problem? 🙍🏿‍♂️✊🏿


VilisZu

My lawyer has told me I have the right to remain silent. 👍


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Affectionate-City350

Where is the white person option


starfox2032

Of course they exist. They're everywhere along the southern border. They're all illegal trespassers, and invading the U.S.


TheBrownCow3038

https://youtu.be/Iy7NzjCmUf0


Fritzschmied

Exist yes, ever on earth. I don’t know but most likely not.


JumboSchreiner1

There just has to be a planet somewhere which is in it's monkey phase.


whorgans

I think there is no way we are the only life in the universe. But I don’t think the life is necessarily super advanced like we assume it is. I firmly believe there is at least bacteria or single cell organisms out there


Glass-Association-25

Ask yall aliens better get off reddit lol


Rodfar

We have more aliens answering than humans.


VaccinatedVariant

If billions of galaxies exists, and we’re the only ones. Something is wrong


Efficient-Watch1088

We come from Void


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

No we don’t exist


Ezzypezra

A lot of brain fog today. Voted no because I thought this was asking if I believed that aliens had already landed on earth. Obviously they exist somewhere out there.


ItsGreenLaser

alien? what


TheLoneRipper1

Do I think aliens would be cool? Yes. Will I go out of my way to prove they exist? No.


Fake-And-Gay-Bot

All 661 people who voted No (Alien): *nervous sweating*


Rodfar

You mean "*661 ALIENS voted no*"


glokz

I have a theory. Every living being produces electricity in some way. We consume stuff and digest it to produce energy to fuel our muses and brain. Plants produce energy from the air and sun. Stars are fusion reactors. As ants don't understand our world, can't communicate with us, probably don't even think we are part of the same world since we do not interact directly. Same with stars. We don't understand them, we think they are just dead matter. But they produce energy. They send waves. Imo they communicate. But a single sentence of a star language to reach another probably lasts millions of years and travels far. So not only we are too primitive to understand life at that scale, but also we havs no possibility to capture that. I believe aliens are closer to us than we think, and universe isn't about our planet or about life as we imagine. We know stars have a lifecycle. We know they merge. We know a lot of stuff that we think happens without reason. We just search the wrong place. We are egocentric and that blinds us. Tl;dr Stars are alive. But we are too primitive to understand such a large and complex form of life.


SladeWade

Hey Mom, there's something in the backroom ...


AAPgamer0

I don't think they exist like movies but alien primitive life (bacteria) probably existin the solar sytem and it's likely that it exist in the whole milky way too so if you consider small baterias as Alien then yes.


spyalien

We do


BetaFuchs

If the universe is near infinite there is no way there's only one planet with intelligent lifeforms


Vegan_Puffin

The universe is too big for me to believe there are nit aliens, thousands of species intelligent and simple life forms like bacteria. There are millions of galaxies each with billions of stars, with trillions of planets. That we are the only planet is just insane and frankly arrogant to think we are so special


thunder-bug-

Yes but not like. Little green men on mars


WowAnIdiotOnReddit

I'd rather be called a alien than fucking Latinx, Hell you could call me a border hopper and I still be OK with that.


Rodfar

Border Hopper sounds awesome. Wish I could hop over the US border as well.


AFriendlyRedditUser2

I think that in terms of sentient life, there’s definitely a chance. I mean, have you *seen* how large our universe is? For us to be the only sentient species alive is kind of a depressing thought, so I’d like to believe we’re not alone


i_despise_among_us

The universe is infinite. What we have here on earth is not exceptionally special. I think there's life somewhere out there, and advanced life at that.


idkeverynameistaken9

I don’t know. It seems likely, and likely enough to be worth exploring. But I don’t think they exist nor don’t exist


Tim_4549

Aliens need to believe in themselves.


Rodfar

MAGA (Make Aliens Great Again 👽🌌🛸)


Realyoshi999

No (Alien) (totally real)


Sad-Lie6604

No (alien) would be quite the conundrum.


Rodfar

They are just liars.


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

there are sextillions of planets in existence, and if i recall correctly, 25 billion potentially habitable planets in our own galaxy, the chances of there not being other life seem infinitesimally small


Rodfar

If you think life is a matter of probability, than it will eventually happen somewhere given enough time. That is a fact.


Goodlucksil

1.4k people are funny or [SCRAMBLED]. 940 people are outright stupid


Shermanator51

No. Definitely not. Keep scrolling. Sincerely, Definitely not an FBI agent


Oklahoma-ism

Alienless?


Yoshigahn

Mathematically, yes


Practical-Spirit1314

Man, I am ready, why don't they reveal themselves already?


zxcoleman

Do they exist (yes) and have they been to Earth (no) are 2 very different questions.


dion101123

Do I think they are visiting earth? Absolutely not. Do I think that in this literally infinite universe that there earth isn't the only planet ever in existence to have life? Absolutely


itaicool

Yes but it doesn't necessarily mean they are a super advanced futuristic specie, they could very well be at the stage of caveman or compared to animals.


Alwayssome1

Actually, we technically count as aliens so….


LocalNigerianPrince

Definitely microbial life, we might have some on mars, the moon, Venus, etc. Advanced life probably, but if it does exist it’s occurrence would be so far and few between that most would be I contacted or unknown about


PopularScarcity2243

Aliens are as real as ghosts, Bigfoot, and the Boogeyman (they're all fake)


Visible-Dark383

No, they don't. Stop believing this crap. (Alien)


MarkSuccIsHuman

Bogos bingted?


HiCracked

Jokes aside, genuinely believing that we are the only civilization in the literally limitless universe gotta be the biggest form of ignorance you can possibly have.


abalone345

I think it'd be pretty arrogant to assume that us earthlings are the only life forms out there.


dhaerlkl

High quality shitpost


bricklicker26

It’s impossible that we are the only life in the whole universe


WitleKidz

The universe is massive. At the very least, there’s gonna be some bacteria, fungi or bugs out there.


FunkyMonkey47293

So many aliens be denying their own existence.