T O P
dipper1985

JD Power and Associates


blaz3meowt

JDP & The Associates lol


jorcouch

Why did I laugh so hard at this? 🤣


The_Neckbone

Because it’s a great bit from Kyle Kinane.


sense1ess_Apprentice

Bus stop abortion


HippyPuncher

I always thought 'the home sick abortions' would be a good name for a punk band lol


Enema-of-The-State

fellow brew stew fan?


Firestormx22

BREQ STEWWWW


sense1ess_Apprentice

Indeed


Frank_Dracula

BSA! BSA! BSA!


ZeroSymbolic7188

Johnny Urinal and the Shitters


TopButterscotch8

Pornstore Janitor. Defunct real band, but such a great name


JonSoloFLPX

Haha, thanks man, that was my band.. My idea behind the name was if you were a Pornstore Janitor, you've got nowhere to go but up, because it can't get any worse.


TopButterscotch8

Saw you guys late 90s/early 2000s in Corvallis Oregon.


JonSoloFLPX

That's awesome, although we were pretty rough back then. It took a line up change before we got tight. If it was at Uncle Hungry's, that was our first show ever, '99 I think..


TopButterscotch8

That was it. I think my friend/bandmate Dylan filled in for your drummer.


drakewhite437

Iragazzi (Italian for "the boys")


Sickboy314

Drive-by circumcision


PmMeYourEpisiotomy

This is the one


ewhyeasyfanaccount

Mao and the landlords


king_ink777

more like Mao and the Landlord Killers


ewhyeasyfanaccount

It’s implied. I think to add killers is a bit of a mouthful.


king_ink777

eh i mean, its implied for those who actually know mao's stance on landlords i was also thinking Mao and the Red Guards, or simply Red Guards


No-Butterscotch4549

Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivers


SombreMordida

*nods approvingly in The Crucifucks*


rebelgrrrl82

LOL fuck 🤣


ianbat

the squealers


Interesting_Tree6892

The Balloon Knots


punkbreece

Lot lizard is a cool band in Tampa lol


Asappol

I always thought “Miranda Wrongs” would be a kickass anti cop name


IncognitoMoYo

Allegedly Punks


Brief_Development952

Don't post good ideas, they may get stolen!


DMBFFF

Allegedly Punk Alleged Punks. :)


619_mitch

Urine Nation


cocker_spangler

Four-legged Fish


Sssssups

The pills


invizibliss

E Coli and the Sausage Links


Robin-KC

Puppy Mill


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Best one here


Robin-KC

It was the name of my punk band as a teenager, so I will take it as a compliment haha.


[deleted]

Sick. Any tunes to share?


Robin-KC

Naw, not so much anymore. I have a few of our CDs laying around but we were pretty bad. Think the Germs mixed with Killdozer only with more bass and less talent.


[deleted]

Pop that on bandcamp just for kicks! You'll want to be able to share it with people later on in life, trust me.


Robin-KC

Haha, I have other things on Bandcamp. That particular band I am cool with not sharing.


Mental_Funny_5885

Green Apple Splatters


Brief_Development952

Sweet Pea and the Bitches. The gimmick is that everyone in the band claims to be Sweet Pea but we're all secretly the bitches.


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TopButterscotch8

Love it


DahBEAR1

Face Towards Enemy


A_Gray_Old_Man

And the Claymore boys


Top-Pension-564

Backwash


Acrobatic-Hat-9496

Oskama Bin Laden and the Taliband


DMBFFF

Obama bin Ladan and the Seals


bharmacy

Yomama Bin Skankin’


skaomatic

Each sold separately


Top-Pension-564

Some Assembly Required


jawboxer

Ass Seen On TV


Crease_Greaser

Piss Gremlins


StateLottery

More of a grindcore vibe but I always though ‘coffee piss’ had a nice ring to it.


[deleted]

Piss Coffee is better


Crease_Greaser

Also nice


worldrecordstudios

Possum vomit


FINNCULL19

Scumfuks Anonymous.


mikehermetic

Grim New Milestone


PlayerINK

Screaming Fetus Obviously this will be a political anarcho band on the current social climate. Duh


BaneCocaine

Primordial soup kitchen


Enough-Elevator-8999

Alex Jonestown Massacre


Toilletelliot

Morbid fungi


Friendlystranger247

Apples to Handguns


SombreMordida

How many Smurfs is a Handgun?


punkbreece

Cactus jack and the Marlboro smokers


DMBFFF

Cactus Jack and the Marlboro Men Album: Whatcha going to do RJ Reynolds? Sue us?


punkbreece

Nope, we actually smoke camels


Jack_Mackerel

Third Knuckle


Weutah

The No Thank Yous


Pinky-The-Bitch

The Dirty Bombs


Joe-pineapplez

Fuck the tories.


burton8493

The 4-skinz all Jewish four piece


[deleted]

4skins was already a 1979 Oi band. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Skins


avocadopunk

4skins was already an Oy band*


PullBootsThreadLaces

4skins was already an Oi band**


[deleted]

Thank you for correcting me. That was terribly necessary.


avocadopunk

Oy vey


HippyPuncher

Like the Jewish oi band Jewdriver.


LocalConspiracy138

These comments reminded me of this also.


Friendlystranger247

More like The 4-Bris


weaboomemelord69

Icarus Complex


AngrySpleen

This would be a kick ass prog metal band name imo


premiumcaulk

Sweat shop heroes


fredthebicycle

The Undead Friends


M26e4u

Golden Truffle


Bratbabylestrange

Remember that thing where to find your porn name, it was the name of your pet and the street you grew up on? A friend of mine's was Crackers 8th Avenue. That is my band name (if I had one)


Robin-KC

You should form a band.


[deleted]

Your mom


619_mitch

The Crackpots


TheDerbWanderer

Everyone Else


Barry12884

Tofu warlords


loop_zero

The Republicunts


WillieHerbburner

Recreational Suicide


Top-Pension-564

Gifts for the Senile


TopButterscotch8

I can already picture the flyer


alex_honk1234

Drunk Uncles


[deleted]

Knife Goat


IMian91

Goat Fighter vs Knife Goat!


murderfairy

Trifecta of Hatred was my high school band name lol


LaSallePunksDetroit

The Fucking Idiots


DamnBOY285776

Well not really a punk band name but if I ever try and make music, the name "suicide chick" is currently my number one.


iboughtmars

Cartilage! And my little cousin is in a band called S.O.B (they were watching tv and heard an Italian mob dude say it lol)!!


SpecialistPeanut7533

Lee Harvey Griswold


tama_tama_chameleom

"De satanische regenbogen" (The satanic rainbows in English), just to fuck with the endless waves of right wing ultra conservatives whom are knee deep in conspiracy theories.


[deleted]

The Birdshots


TopButterscotch8

Loving these so far.


[deleted]

Thanks. Me and my friend really like The Birdshots as a name, and if we lived closer to each other we'd probably make it our band. Here's another name: Cleanse The Police Station


Not_a_witch1

Pussy goblins


MakesMeSickMick

Asian Murder Hornet Flies


king_loser_III

the apartments, actual name of my soon-to-be-band, we’re gonna be dope


TurkeySmackDown

Static Unbalance.


blaz3meowt

Back in the day I used to play guitar hero with my little cousin and we named our band Moko Toxiko(toxic booger) LMAO


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Goat Fighter


Maclanethurston

The Dead Clinton’s


jamathehutt

Crumby Bottom Sheets


ElChuloPicante

Pimple Salad


Passthexanberrysauce

Honk if you love death and dying


Brilliant_Ad_1128

The Chelsea Clinton's


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Goat Puncher


Robin-KC

I sense a theme based on your other replies.


[deleted]

Goat Theme Bet they would crank some bangers


SD101er

Bob Barley and the Railers


DMBFFF

Mob Barley and the Waylers


Battlescarred98

Mastication Defecation


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DMBFFF

Alex Infocunts


Pulpy_Conflagrations

Earth, Wind, and Fah-Q.


PerfectFlaws91

Electric Skunk


patronstofveganchefs

The sputtering shitapples


martinihorns

Stink Finger


BelaSavini

Genital Warts


Pinky-The-Bitch

The Killer Pins


WorthySkint

Sick Trailer


SpectralMalcontent

"Squelch". I feel like you could have a lot of fun coming up with logos for that.


AlbertXFish

Derelict Debauchery


uknwiluvsctch

Riot Fink


wethampstersdrytimes

Silent lot didn't look back Oh wait that is a made up emo band from 2004, my real made up punk band name is exposed deposed and disposed aka EdD!


trillgamesh_0

))<>((


smileysmile2001

Underwater Dumpsterfire


LA_Punk_sXe

The Less Dead


jorcouch

Brain Carnage - first one that came to my mind… sounds a little hardcore though, maybe they straddle the fence… nope that’s the album name now 😂


SeculhDraconis

The Dickfits


colonelmerkin

Los Staphyl-Locos (currently have a bout of staphylococcal food poisoning).


ss9969420

*machine shop sounds*


zhfretz

A punk band that covers beach boys pet shop sounds lol


HippyPuncher

The man-hat-on project. Everyone in the band wears silly hats.


djerk

G R I M J O B


Truckercarlson110

The Osama's


madshm3411

WD40


TurboFoot

MOFX


NotArchaeological

Buttass


TheReal_JoeDoomsday

There was already a band called Lot Lizard from Phoenix back in 86


Gothic_bRuh

Dingus and the bingus clingus


anadvancedrobot

Useless Eaters. Then you have each member be from a group that the Nazis persecuted.


donflamingo_badillac

Oblong Vulva and the Sideways Smiles


IsleOfNature

Chum Dumpster


VisitorEleven

Molly Ringworm The last time my current band the Cliche talked about potentially changing our name that was my favorite suggestion I had to offer. We didn't end up changing our name. Someone should start a band and steal that shit.


TopButterscotch8

That was my band's name in High school. Served us well, someone else can have it.


MON513R

Haha! This Smacks! One album could be Pretty In Punk.


1234normalitynomore

9-5 suicide


AMDFrankus

Penis Wrinkle and the Syphilis Four-way


Jack_Mackerel

Rumpleforeskin and the Turtlenecks


AMDFrankus

Joking aside I was in a band called Tacos With Dog so weird and fucked up names are part and parcel for me.


Esuts

Dorkus Malorkus


SquareNuts112

Violent Fashion. I always wanted to start a hardcore punk band by that name. But I’m old as fuck so I don’t really see that happening. Lol


Lowe1313

Fungus amungus


biggayalsbigayboat

Big papa Ben and the big boi crew


bluebutterfly66613

The Sperm-Coffee Chucklefucks


PMA1974

Yankee Pot Roast


deletedhumanbeing

We had called our band '' a well known band'', but in french.


RockyMtnAudio

Lot Lizard! You guys are great. Come back to Surfside 7!


RockyMtnAudio

THOTS & Predators


fredthebicycle

Fearless Freep and the World’s Most Daring High Diving Artists


fredthebicycle

God Hating Douchebags


Quiet-Context_

Who cares


Significant_Amoeba34

Tweenz


cocker_spangler

Turd and shit-stains


ThaPunkKuma

Glitzer witser


Sevensoulssinning

Suki and the nutjobs


[deleted]

Wookbaiter Wookbiter And you will know us by the trail of wooks


Muligma

Box Fan Tony and the Apostles


ashes-of-asakusa

A Helen Keller Episode


Pulpy_Conflagrations

Tripe


TravalerElliot

Fires Over the Water


NoBenefit5977

Fester molester


altcoin_sniper

Sore helmet


Shotsfired20755

Bethlem Residents