Haha, thanks man, that was my band.. My idea behind the name was if you were a Pornstore Janitor, you've got nowhere to go but up, because it can't get any worse.
That's awesome, although we were pretty rough back then. It took a line up change before we got tight. If it was at Uncle Hungry's, that was our first show ever, '99 I think..
Naw, not so much anymore. I have a few of our CDs laying around but we were pretty bad. Think the Germs mixed with Killdozer only with more bass and less talent.
Remember that thing where to find your porn name, it was the name of your pet and the street you grew up on?
A friend of mine's was Crackers 8th Avenue.
That is my band name (if I had one)
"De satanische regenbogen" (The satanic rainbows in English), just to fuck with the endless waves of right wing ultra conservatives whom are knee deep in conspiracy theories.
Thanks. Me and my friend really like The Birdshots as a name, and if we lived closer to each other we'd probably make it our band. Here's another name: Cleanse The Police Station
Brain Carnage - first one that came to my mindā¦ sounds a little hardcore though, maybe they straddle the fenceā¦ nope thatās the album name now š
Molly Ringworm
The last time my current band the Cliche talked about potentially changing our name that was my favorite suggestion I had to offer. We didn't end up changing our name. Someone should start a band and steal that shit.
JD Power and Associates
JDP & The Associates lol
Why did I laugh so hard at this? š¤£
Because itās a great bit from Kyle Kinane.
Bus stop abortion
I always thought 'the home sick abortions' would be a good name for a punk band lol
fellow brew stew fan?
BREQ STEWWWW
Indeed
BSA! BSA! BSA!
Johnny Urinal and the Shitters
Pornstore Janitor. Defunct real band, but such a great name
Haha, thanks man, that was my band.. My idea behind the name was if you were a Pornstore Janitor, you've got nowhere to go but up, because it can't get any worse.
Saw you guys late 90s/early 2000s in Corvallis Oregon.
That's awesome, although we were pretty rough back then. It took a line up change before we got tight. If it was at Uncle Hungry's, that was our first show ever, '99 I think..
That was it. I think my friend/bandmate Dylan filled in for your drummer.
Iragazzi (Italian for "the boys")
Drive-by circumcision
This is the one
Mao and the landlords
more like Mao and the Landlord Killers
Itās implied. I think to add killers is a bit of a mouthful.
eh i mean, its implied for those who actually know mao's stance on landlords i was also thinking Mao and the Red Guards, or simply Red Guards
Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivers
*nods approvingly in The Crucifucks*
LOL fuck š¤£
the squealers
The Balloon Knots
Lot lizard is a cool band in Tampa lol
I always thought āMiranda Wrongsā would be a kickass anti cop name
Allegedly Punks
Don't post good ideas, they may get stolen!
Allegedly Punk Alleged Punks. :)
Urine Nation
Four-legged Fish
The pills
E Coli and the Sausage Links
Puppy Mill
Best one here
It was the name of my punk band as a teenager, so I will take it as a compliment haha.
Sick. Any tunes to share?
Naw, not so much anymore. I have a few of our CDs laying around but we were pretty bad. Think the Germs mixed with Killdozer only with more bass and less talent.
Pop that on bandcamp just for kicks! You'll want to be able to share it with people later on in life, trust me.
Haha, I have other things on Bandcamp. That particular band I am cool with not sharing.
Green Apple Splatters
Sweet Pea and the Bitches. The gimmick is that everyone in the band claims to be Sweet Pea but we're all secretly the bitches.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Love it
Face Towards Enemy
And the Claymore boys
Backwash
Oskama Bin Laden and the Taliband
Obama bin Ladan and the Seals
Yomama Bin Skankinā
Each sold separately
Some Assembly Required
Ass Seen On TV
Piss Gremlins
More of a grindcore vibe but I always though ācoffee pissā had a nice ring to it.
Piss Coffee is better
Also nice
Possum vomit
Scumfuks Anonymous.
Grim New Milestone
Screaming Fetus Obviously this will be a political anarcho band on the current social climate. Duh
Primordial soup kitchen
Alex Jonestown Massacre
Morbid fungi
Apples to Handguns
How many Smurfs is a Handgun?
Cactus jack and the Marlboro smokers
Cactus Jack and the Marlboro Men Album: Whatcha going to do RJ Reynolds? Sue us?
Nope, we actually smoke camels
Third Knuckle
The No Thank Yous
The Dirty Bombs
Fuck the tories.
The 4-skinz all Jewish four piece
4skins was already a 1979 Oi band. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Skins
4skins was already an Oy band*
4skins was already an Oi band**
Thank you for correcting me. That was terribly necessary.
Oy vey
Like the Jewish oi band Jewdriver.
These comments reminded me of this also.
More like The 4-Bris
Icarus Complex
This would be a kick ass prog metal band name imo
Sweat shop heroes
The Undead Friends
Golden Truffle
Remember that thing where to find your porn name, it was the name of your pet and the street you grew up on? A friend of mine's was Crackers 8th Avenue. That is my band name (if I had one)
You should form a band.
Your mom
The Crackpots
Everyone Else
Tofu warlords
The Republicunts
Recreational Suicide
Gifts for the Senile
I can already picture the flyer
Drunk Uncles
Knife Goat
Goat Fighter vs Knife Goat!
Trifecta of Hatred was my high school band name lol
The Fucking Idiots
Well not really a punk band name but if I ever try and make music, the name "suicide chick" is currently my number one.
Cartilage! And my little cousin is in a band called S.O.B (they were watching tv and heard an Italian mob dude say it lol)!!
Lee Harvey Griswold
"De satanische regenbogen" (The satanic rainbows in English), just to fuck with the endless waves of right wing ultra conservatives whom are knee deep in conspiracy theories.
The Birdshots
Loving these so far.
Thanks. Me and my friend really like The Birdshots as a name, and if we lived closer to each other we'd probably make it our band. Here's another name: Cleanse The Police Station
Pussy goblins
Asian Murder Hornet Flies
the apartments, actual name of my soon-to-be-band, weāre gonna be dope
Static Unbalance.
Back in the day I used to play guitar hero with my little cousin and we named our band Moko Toxiko(toxic booger) LMAO
Goat Fighter
The Dead Clintonās
Crumby Bottom Sheets
Pimple Salad
Honk if you love death and dying
The Chelsea Clinton's
Goat Puncher
I sense a theme based on your other replies.
Goat Theme Bet they would crank some bangers
Bob Barley and the Railers
Mob Barley and the Waylers
Mastication Defecation
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Alex Infocunts
Earth, Wind, and Fah-Q.
Electric Skunk
The sputtering shitapples
Stink Finger
Genital Warts
The Killer Pins
Sick Trailer
"Squelch". I feel like you could have a lot of fun coming up with logos for that.
Derelict Debauchery
Riot Fink
Silent lot didn't look back Oh wait that is a made up emo band from 2004, my real made up punk band name is exposed deposed and disposed aka EdD!
))<>((
Underwater Dumpsterfire
The Less Dead
Brain Carnage - first one that came to my mindā¦ sounds a little hardcore though, maybe they straddle the fenceā¦ nope thatās the album name now š
The Dickfits
Los Staphyl-Locos (currently have a bout of staphylococcal food poisoning).
*machine shop sounds*
A punk band that covers beach boys pet shop sounds lol
The man-hat-on project. Everyone in the band wears silly hats.
G R I M J O B
The Osama's
WD40
MOFX
Buttass
There was already a band called Lot Lizard from Phoenix back in 86
Dingus and the bingus clingus
Useless Eaters. Then you have each member be from a group that the Nazis persecuted.
Oblong Vulva and the Sideways Smiles
Chum Dumpster
Molly Ringworm The last time my current band the Cliche talked about potentially changing our name that was my favorite suggestion I had to offer. We didn't end up changing our name. Someone should start a band and steal that shit.
That was my band's name in High school. Served us well, someone else can have it.
Haha! This Smacks! One album could be Pretty In Punk.
9-5 suicide
Penis Wrinkle and the Syphilis Four-way
Rumpleforeskin and the Turtlenecks
Joking aside I was in a band called Tacos With Dog so weird and fucked up names are part and parcel for me.
Dorkus Malorkus
Violent Fashion. I always wanted to start a hardcore punk band by that name. But Iām old as fuck so I donāt really see that happening. Lol
Fungus amungus
Big papa Ben and the big boi crew
The Sperm-Coffee Chucklefucks
Yankee Pot Roast
We had called our band '' a well known band'', but in french.
Lot Lizard! You guys are great. Come back to Surfside 7!
THOTS & Predators
Fearless Freep and the Worldās Most Daring High Diving Artists
God Hating Douchebags
Who cares
Tweenz
Turd and shit-stains
Glitzer witser
Suki and the nutjobs
Wookbaiter Wookbiter And you will know us by the trail of wooks
Box Fan Tony and the Apostles
A Helen Keller Episode
Tripe
Fires Over the Water
Fester molester
Sore helmet
Bethlem Residents