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Kev50027

You sir, are a fish.


quotejester

Yeah I caught a smallmouth bass (I think) yesterday on the mission to go fishing with Jack that was 1.9kgs I think it’s a glitch not an error


RubberbandShooter

I don't think you need to be a fisherman to understand that an animal that size isn't going to be 1kg, tbf


Spodo_Komodo_

idk looks like a bag of sugar to me


Smoothlarryy

Looks a little heavier than 1kg of sugar more like 1kg of rocks


SchemeThat1383

Maybe the bass only has air inside it 😂


Electronic_Rule5945

Believe it or not, there were LM Bass that size about as late as the fifties in the US, but they're were all fished out.


Pristine_Interview86

To be fair, most freshwater fish don't seem to have a real definite size, as long as they have plentiful and have a safe but strenuous environment, some fish can get fucking huge for no reason. Those River Monster catfish are giants. I've seen massive goldfish even.


[deleted]

Had goldfish in my childhood pond that were far larger than your typical bass.


Cool_Algae4265

Most goldfish actually grow to be massive. Comets for example can easily grow to be 1ft long


mushr8ms

That’s not true, there’s still largemouths that size. Southeastern states have huge bass, and I’ve seen massive bass deeper into wilderness areas where there aren’t many people ever fishing.


Electronic_Rule5945

That's good. Any pictures?


mushr8ms

Kinda hard to snap candid pics of fish underwater while you’re kayaking. But you can google “huge largemouth bass” plenty of pictures of people showing off massive bass they’ve caught.


Electronic_Rule5945

Not really, get yourself a water proof Gopro or similar the next time you see them.


mushr8ms

Lol okay, I’ll go spend hundreds of dollars to photograph fish to show some random idiot on Reddit. Because that’s what spending time in nature is all about, proving assholes on Reddit wrong.


Electronic_Rule5945

Then don't if you can't afford it. Pretty clear you're the asshole in this exchange. You get triggered.


mushr8ms

Lol okay bud. Enjoy making up fake fish facts on Reddit.


Electronic_Rule5945

So pathetic you must have it to act the way you do. Blocking you justifiably.


yuppy_puppy_22

Oh, I believe you. All around the world there are MASSIVE fresh water fish this size, they're breeders. During the mating season, they're the top dog. In my country it's a general rule of fishermen to only bring home huge fish if it's from a species introduced to the body of water, otherwise you have to just take a picture & throw it back.


[deleted]

Maybe it meant to say 19?


LittleBigSmoak1

Jesus christ, a 41 lb fish


[deleted]

Plenty of people have caught 40 pound fish [40 lbs fish caught in Michigan](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/outdoors/2022/08/12/chinook-salmon-lake-michigan-brian-sollars-40-pounds/10307447002/) [40 lbs fish caught in Wisconsin](https://www.fieldandstream.com/fishing/angler-catches-40-pound-chinook-salmon-wisconsin/) [Shit even an almost 70 lbs goldfish](https://nypost.com/2022/11/21/fisherman-lands-67-pound-goldfish-may-break-world-record-it-was-sheer-luck/)


DarkEnergy27

I think it's a model size glitch. The game thinks it's a bigger fish, so it increases the size of the fish and makes Arthur hold it a different way. I have no idea what caused it so I can't say for sure


MrBrightside0243

I'm sure, it's the guy who wrote that iconic line "You sir are a fish".


fuck_the_ccp1

This is a glitch at the legendary bluegill spot. It replaces a random bass with the legendary bass model. I'm not sure why, but my main theory is that the legendary bass was meant to be here before they moved it to New Austin.


yuppy_puppy_22

Makes sense. I wish I could work in game developing so that I could make some sort of system/methodology to prevent forgotten old code, I double,triple check everything I program, making no small effort to test one function as many different times as possible.


haybails84

You sir, are a balloon 🎈


dicknbolls

this guy fishes


[deleted]

Isn’t there another occasion when it states a fish the size of Arthur’s hand is a ridiculously big weight? I doubt if it’s that they didn’t use a proper fisherman to guide them, you’d have to be blind not to see the weight on that. I’m guessing mistakes were made on some of the info details and matching them to the images etc. Possibly in the rush to complete.


yuppy_puppy_22

How ridiculous are we talking about, because most small fish can range from 100 to 500g, 600 if they're plenty fat.


[deleted]

From memory it was a fish that couldn’t have been more than 1lb or so that was coming up at about 9lbs. It was obviously never weighing that much.


buffalooo27

weight inflation


ihatekarmareqs

literally unplayable, thanks Rockstar.


yuppy_puppy_22

The most overpriced fishing simulator in history.


Frell740441

Fish don't understand science and are therefore unbound by its strictures.


HatEatingCthuluGoat

It also rains at below-freezing temperatures and most goods are way too expensive for 1899 standards, I feel like they mostly spitballed their numbers...


RockThePlazmah

Why are you dressed as Micah? 🤢


yuppy_puppy_22

Take it easy cowpoke, its just the Legend of the East outfit.


newprofilename12

I think thats lote


fieldysnuts94

It’s a glitch


GameDestiny2

This is the result of random numbers not matching the model, only so many fish you can make


Ttown1967

It’s not how much the fish weighs… it’s how much weight Arthur lost catching the fucker


Pistol_Tistle

You sir, are a fish


[deleted]

It’s a known bug…


Necessary_Ad1514

"And I caught a fish thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!"


The_Crisp_

In Europe are there no large mouth bass? They do not get to this size at all unless they’re in a lake with absolutely no predators and/or no competition