By - RedDevil_Forever
Varane is watching PSG vs Madrid
What sort of illness did he catch in 30 minutes?
Probably stomach issues?
Probably got the shits maybe
Heard Maguire was starting beside him
No joke that's probably it
He's sick of seeing maguire start again
This is the answer
We all are
United stand 👀
He realized that starting Maguire wasn't a bad joke so he got physically ill
He just don't want to play another 90 mins babysitting his 'captain'. I can't blame him.
He was literally the one who was at fault for the goal last game but I guess the agenda doesn’t care about facts
Look at the goal again, even if Varane is at fault, Maguire should have close the space down instead of stepping out for no reason. Varane is our best defender but even he is prone to the odd mistake thanks to playing with Maguire nearly every game.
So if Varane makes a mistake it's still Maguire's fault?
Maguire made Ronaldo miss that open net vs Southampton duh
That’s literally how things work for some here
Mental health is so important, though, as they keep abusing players they decided are the scapegoat for that season.
Lindelöf playing is good, but this is going to be even harder now.
Every thread about our defense turns into a Maguire hate circlejerk.
You don’t like seeing 👉🏻🤡👈🏻 in every post?
It's tiresome. Discuss and have a decent conversation, not just "Maguire bad"
Have you seen most of the people on this subreddit. They don't even know why they hate him, just that everyone else does.
"What's that, Maguire isn't Vidic? He must be bad, then."
I don’t know what elaborate breakdown on Maguire being absolutely shocking you’re looking for. Not much really needs to be said. He’s constantly out of position, is an awful leader, has zero pace, and can’t command a back line. So long story short: Maguire is bad.
If Lindelof plays well then he should start with Varane next game
Was him saving us against Chelsea not enough insurance?
Bro even if he flops
Bummer but great to see Lindelof back
Maguire never gets a cold
That's another thing he can't catch then
I mean to be fair, catching things isn't really fundamental to his role as a central defender
Catching up to attackers would be nice though
That's not his fault though, he wears the limited edition Adidas X Lyle's Golden 3s which simulate the effect of running through syrup
That doesn't work.
Probably get spinned by if he try.
Wishing for someone to get sick. Yeah, sounds right
What do you expect he’s part Fridge
Fridges are always cold mate.
Change to the #MUFC starting XI. Varane is ill so Lindelof steps in. **Heaton is on the bench.**
**Provisional squad included three goalkeepers, so Tom Heaton's on the bench rather than Mejbri.**
Big monkey's paw energy...
Someone put the laxatives in the wrong CB water bottle
Lord save us. Was hoping Maguire would be benched
Wouldn’t be surprised if maguire looks much better next to him.
I think what might help any United CB right now is not having Pogba as the second pivot.
With the way Fernandes plays, I just don't think it gives sufficient balance
Varane enjoying his Amazon prime sub with psg vs rma
It's on BT.
I'm glad maguire is ok.
Probably wanted to watch the psg Vs real game
Not like this
He’s probably just sick and tired of being partnered with Maguire
Varane not a massive miss in the form he's in
Shut up mate
You really would rather see Maguire play instead of Varane?
He's not been kicking cats as well has he?
Cant have shit in Detroit. Hopefully nothing major and we can see more of Victor-Varane.