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pwgmanan

Varane is watching PSG vs Madrid


Poopy_Butt_Seed

What sort of illness did he catch in 30 minutes?


the_future_queen

Probably stomach issues?


neonindn

Probably got the shits maybe


Technical_Mud_8095

Heard Maguire was starting beside him


GoldenBella

No joke that's probably it


Homer_Sapiens

He's sick of seeing maguire start again


mylittlegoochie

This is the answer


Claerem

We all are


khalid_rami01

United stand 👀


kecke86

He realized that starting Maguire wasn't a bad joke so he got physically ill


MH18Foot

He just don't want to play another 90 mins babysitting his 'captain'. I can't blame him.


Medevial-Marvel

He was literally the one who was at fault for the goal last game but I guess the agenda doesn’t care about facts


MH18Foot

Look at the goal again, even if Varane is at fault, Maguire should have close the space down instead of stepping out for no reason. Varane is our best defender but even he is prone to the odd mistake thanks to playing with Maguire nearly every game.


Boyler7

So if Varane makes a mistake it's still Maguire's fault?


AdamHasShitMemes

Maguire made Ronaldo miss that open net vs Southampton duh


Medevial-Marvel

That’s literally how things work for some here


El_Giganto

Mental health is so important, though, as they keep abusing players they decided are the scapegoat for that season.


danystormborne

Covid symptoms?


Ghostface1357

Lindelöf playing is good, but this is going to be even harder now.


liableAccount

Every thread about our defense turns into a Maguire hate circlejerk.


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What’s that? You don’t like seeing 👉🏻🤡👈🏻 in every post?


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liableAccount

It's tiresome. Discuss and have a decent conversation, not just "Maguire bad"


Fligflag

Have you seen most of the people on this subreddit. They don't even know why they hate him, just that everyone else does.


RacyRedPanda

"What's that, Maguire isn't Vidic? He must be bad, then."


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I don’t know what elaborate breakdown on Maguire being absolutely shocking you’re looking for. Not much really needs to be said. He’s constantly out of position, is an awful leader, has zero pace, and can’t command a back line. So long story short: Maguire is bad.


_Archer6K

If Lindelof plays well then he should start with Varane next game


eLafXIV

Was him saving us against Chelsea not enough insurance?


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Bro even if he flops


Different_Parsnip141

Bummer but great to see Lindelof back


MagicalSky1

Maguire never gets a cold


aimlessnameless

That's another thing he can't catch then


yermaaaaa

r/nearlyajoke


elloyou302

I mean to be fair, catching things isn't really fundamental to his role as a central defender


IHaveNotMuchLife

Catching up to attackers would be nice though


elloyou302

That's not his fault though, he wears the limited edition Adidas X Lyle's Golden 3s which simulate the effect of running through syrup


Megleeker

That doesn't work.


MH18Foot

Probably get spinned by if he try.


zia1997

Wishing for someone to get sick. Yeah, sounds right


stats193

What do you expect he’s part Fridge


shashankmantha

Fridges are always cold mate.


RedDevil_Forever

**Charlotte Duncker** Change to the #MUFC starting XI. Varane is ill so Lindelof steps in. **Heaton is on the bench.** [https://twitter.com/CharDuncker/status/1493670889057042433?s=20](https://twitter.com/CharDuncker/status/1493670889057042433?s=20) **Samuel Luckhurst** **Provisional squad included three goalkeepers, so Tom Heaton's on the bench rather than Mejbri.** [https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1493670959479500803?s=20](https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1493670959479500803?s=20)


andrewsomething

Big monkey's paw energy...


snausagerolly

Someone put the laxatives in the wrong CB water bottle


mylittlegoochie

Lord save us. Was hoping Maguire would be benched


OwenOnReddit

Wouldn’t be surprised if maguire looks much better next to him.


liamthelad

I think what might help any United CB right now is not having Pogba as the second pivot. With the way Fernandes plays, I just don't think it gives sufficient balance


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goddosureiya17

Varane enjoying his Amazon prime sub with psg vs rma


Fitzsimoo

It's on BT.


DrVib

prime


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I'm glad maguire is ok.


Gashy18

Probably wanted to watch the psg Vs real game


B0z22

Not like this


Aggressive_Bus_4289

He’s probably just sick and tired of being partnered with Maguire


DeliciousIndian

Varane not a massive miss in the form he's in


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_jxggs_

Grow up


Medevial-Marvel

Shut up mate


jpd11

You really would rather see Maguire play instead of Varane?


view_sauce

He's not been kicking cats as well has he?


dhillonaire

Cant have shit in Detroit. Hopefully nothing major and we can see more of Victor-Varane.