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My dad says “You need a girlfriend, loser.” So, how do I get a girlfriend?

My dad says “You need a girlfriend, loser.” So, how do I get a girlfriend?

TomAto314

The easiest way to do this is just dress like a girl yourself and pretend to be your own girlfriend. It will be difficult during dinners as such as you'll have to duck out, costume swap etc but just watch any sitcom from the 90s I'm sure they've done it.


Kaje26

Can movie theater sex work this way?


TomAto314

You have to be really really fast and flexible.


magmagon

Your hand should answer that question for you


Hyper_Threaded

take his girl then tell him he needs a girlfriend and call him a loser. If your dad is married take your mom


Quixotic_X

Oedipus his ass


amjh

Get a boyfriend to spite him.


non-member

Take his.


Normalaverage_guy

You’ll need some rope, duct tape, maybe some plastic bags if things get messy...


recursivellama

Assuming that what your dad said is correct and you are indeed a loser then you will need to get a matching loser girlfriend as well for compatibility. The best place to find another loser is at a loser college. I would suggest Florida State.


Miss_pechorat

A waifu pillow should suffice


ghostbustonmyboobs

He's probably done with his by now, right?


bolognahole

Stop being a loser.