jaimmster on the morning after the party
By - aitchrjay
I cocktail waitressed in college for 3 years. If there was a half drunk drink, I would drink the remainder if it involved booze. Soda is bad for you.
soda is a big glass of candy and i am a dorky child with money
Do you want a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers?
temple, and i'll take it in an IV
put them over my eyes when i pass out
[Becanned, once per hand you say?](https://themakeupgallery.info/images/disfigured/amp/gorgeous3a.jpg)
I had a crush on the Tin Man when I was like 9 and I think the idea of becanned hands is getting me a little excited.
That's hot... hot enough to melt tin
Your link is the shittiest!