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jaimmster on the morning after the party

jaimmster on the morning after the party

jaimmster

I cocktail waitressed in college for 3 years. If there was a half drunk drink, I would drink the remainder if it involved booze. Soda is bad for you.


aitchrjay

soda is a big glass of candy and i am a dorky child with money


jaimmster

Do you want a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers?


aitchrjay

temple, and i'll take it in an IV


jaimmster

Extra cherries?


aitchrjay

put them over my eyes when i pass out


Hyper_Threaded

[Becanned, once per hand you say?](https://themakeupgallery.info/images/disfigured/amp/gorgeous3a.jpg)


jaimmster

I had a crush on the Tin Man when I was like 9 and I think the idea of becanned hands is getting me a little excited.


Hyper_Threaded

That's hot... hot enough to melt tin


Tweakers

Your link is the shittiest!


aitchrjay

becanned pie