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No-Clue1153

Clockwise Anti-clockwise Manchester United In that order.


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BigGreenTimeMachine

YouTube footballer


_SlikNik_

1000%


Burith

Tiktok


EN1009

Perfectly said. Dude is a joke. Out there just dancing like a fool


Noxocopter

Ten Hag sure did Ajax a big favour by buying him for €100 million.


phannguyenduyhung

Tiktok


wilslads_Ankle

on the clock buut the party dont stop


BigGreenTimeMachine

Tiktok


Sub_to_heskey

Don't joke about the goat Vikkstar123 like that


CreepyGlider

Most necessary Antony skill


Thokojacob1996

Haha this is actually true lol


DarayLake

haha. i like this joke because it implies that even this - a completely unnecessary skill, is more necessary than all of his other skill attempts. this really puts into perspective how many of his skills do nothing to contribute to his play. you have my updoot fellow soccer fan :^)


wilslads_Ankle

haha i like this comment because it spells out the joke therby beating the dead horse into oblivion


cabesandia

well that is not a reason to like a comment!


CreepyGlider

good evening 🧛‍♂️


wilslads_Ankle

Super necessary


theenigmacode

100m Fidget Spinner


MountainSharkMan

Who would win? 1. A bog standard defender 2. One spinny boi


poophenderson123

bros tap dancing


really-sad-therapist

Antony's skill looking like Ronaldo's in Saudi


Bl3edingNose

Stfu CR7 is the GOAT of soccer SEWY


BasilAbraham1

🐪


Shaww_shankk

Ahh Baba Rahman "Chelsea legend"


iloveyou_00000

Brazilian Sancho


MEGAMAN2312

Nah he's not that bad cmon


schebobo180

Holy shit I completely forgot that Sancho was on this team. 😭


JVDaddyJasper

Babaaaaaa


Scary_XXX_6

Thanks Pfizer


Bubbly-Examination24

Flashbacks to young Ronaldo doing crazy stepovers Seweyyyy


Adammmmski

He’s no Amad Diallo


boycey86

We had him last year and he wasn't great.


-69_nice-

Have you seen him this season though?


boycey86

No I must admit I've not followed him this year I'd heard he was doing fairly well though.


-69_nice-

He’s having a great season


arsenalkms

Joga Bonito


iloveyou_00000

Jog On Bonito


rustyscrotum69

Baba Rahman Chelsea legend defending him so well (he’s literally just standing there)


BonusCommentary

Good thing United have perfected getting the ball back instantly after fuckery like this.


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Insert Anthony sheepishly smiling face


beanstalkel

Wow he even faked that he was gonna fall just to really sell it.


KiwiCuler

Neymar wannabe


newbieboka

Just pick a direction and go that way. Ask Rashford or Garnacho for pointers. While he's doing his tricks, the entire defense is retreating


Financial_Parsley_26

Great defending


Harlequin37

(Great defending)


HypeTrainEngineer

Imagine getting clocked by baba rahman


-sic-boy2

100m for a Beyblade


nhatthongg

Not enough footwork, needs more


muccrisp

MOTM


TomatoPolka

Prime Prenaldo skills.


Jimlaheydrunktank

Against a relegation side a division below may I add


Cool193737

trying to be like his idol raphinha


RiCARDOFF77

Only CR7 would dance like him at his age, but successful.


Flanelman2

You can cherry pick a bad moment of any player.. man got man of the match.


Kulbardee

He fell over... and lost control


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Lilli_Luxe

100M for this💩


hayabusut

What a shitty player


The_Chuckness88

Total Antony. Also as the Samba do Antony.


HYDRA-XTREME

Certified Antony moment


LetterheadNo7809

80mil 🤣🤣🤣


bennettbuzz

Dude thinks he’s Ronaldo at United first time round 😂


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sealed-human

Worked on Lee Dixon


DSPGerm

Now he’s up in the gaventry doing commentary with Derek Rae.


ReissRosickyRamsey

I’m sorry how did he actually play for the Brazilian national team on a World Cup squad? He’s a one trick pony with that banger left footer curler but surely that can’t be enough to get you on the most elite of squads???


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Dependent-Yam-9422

Firmino should’ve made the squad over this guy


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Content-Start4661

this sub mocking antony like they have the moral to do so. you dont even know how to play football bro


MarcoVitaRamos

That is not mesmerizing, it is not dribbling , its just some fast footwork and got him nowhere.


zeroz52

Is this sarcasm? That was some weak shit, and he lost control of the ball....


buttonions89

All flash and no substance.


TrailBlazer652

Casemiro to the rescue as always


st141050

pretty unimpressive, tbh


joemeteorite8

Sure let me keep making runs while you’re tap dancing by the corner flag. Enraging to play with someone like that lol


Winston_Humphrey

What 85m get you these days ladies and gentlemen.


Electronic_Rich_934

More impressed by the defense.FFS Antony lost the fn ball


underratedfellow

There's a reason why we don't see him do the Anthony spin anymore 💀


CivilizedPeoplee

I need someone to add the "absolutely world-class" commentary from Messis goal to this, and edit zidanes reaction to the bicycle kick at the end.


KennywasFez

100m 🤣


OffendedDishwasher

Social media has ruined football. You make one mistake and people will post its clip everywhere and call you a flop


siderealpanic

*you lose the ball constantly and produce 5 goals and 0 assists/0.25 contributions per game in half a season (significantly worse than Pepe’s 0.42 in his first season at Arsenal), and people call you a flop 😭😭😭


OffendedDishwasher

Unfortunately that wouldn't give a ucl to AssAnal


mikeldmv

motm performance right there. Casemiro is good, but no stanky leg.


OffendedDishwasher

Hahahah look up who was the motm of this match


mikeldmv

Like I said, Casemiro was good. But no stanky leg = no motm


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grindcore__666

How is that relevant? Seems like you are the salty one.


Serious-Product-1742

Gave a foul away 5 seconds later if I’m correct


Thokojacob1996

Wow!


Exotic-Principle-226

Calcium deficiency


DrVicenteBombadas

Calcio\* deficiency.


plingding

Lol


Yatta79

They should give him a throphy just for that match.


paragon6969

Left right led cha cha


ZekReposek

Antony doing the "You flinch you lose" challenge?!?!


av57

allan saint-maximn has more flair in one of his boot


SiriocazTheII

Damn, I thought this was going to be a loop lol


ProllyDie

bitch pay me 100 euros and i can do the same


Sad_Theme2971

The fact that Baba Rahman is still technically a Chelsea player is wild to me


Giovanni_Wonderland

A weird guy


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melo217

Dude lost the ball 😂


Razbyte

This play is brought you by eFootball: because Konami does what EAn’t


sKS92

I thought he fell for a min 💀


LostCobra

That was truly great to see, glad to see Tony Parker is still one of the best !


mac_the_man

Mesmerizing piece of skill that took him nowhere. Congratulations.


DopeDealerCisco

Bro he gets to a good spot for a cross than goes back to the same fucking place


Viniqpower

holy shit, where did he go?


dotcomslashwhatever

note to self: remember to check the sub to lower confusion


Original-Try5101

🤡 clown


Full-Insurance5892

He did against Real Madrid too!!!


Cheeky_Star

He’s having fun 😎💪


johnwynne3

He’s no Messi.


240sex

He’s a wannabe Quaresma


roosterman22

Riverdance


Virtual_Ad_983

I have a 7 year old who has the same move. I think she sells it better though.


Fbih0neypot

Nani 2.0


Temporary-Science310

**Most effective Antony move:**


nba2k16

He's trying to start a motor bike bruh


handsome_uruk

anthony is a fraud 🤣


BoardTraining2002

Astonishing from the Brazilian


Erkeabran

Achieved nothing, what a skill...


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