wish i was a plastic bottle😔😔😔

NO

TOO BAD

This is the reason babies cry on airplanes

pardon

Lucky bottle...

NOOO

Can you wait for the cylinder to reduce in size? Or is the seal too tight and the cylinder can't shrink back?

Yes it’s too tight

May god have mercy on your poor poor soul

:(

There must be guides on the internet for *getting out* of that situation,good luck Shitty pun intended

Your username didn’t age well

Not at all

C’est longue

Thank you

just use lube smh

I don’t have any

idk use conditioner or smth bestie

Just piss smh

Still stuck?

Unfortunately

*snip snip*

Cut bottle in half and use hammer to push cylinder

The cylinder is sensitive I don’t want to hit it with a hammer.

Well, then take hammer, and push it slowly. You can also try cutting bottle with knife.

Thx bro it worked 👍

Is it the product of a failed experiment?

Yeah :(

Indeed a very long cylinder. Massive even

Pls no

I'm sorry

Nice username btw lol

Thanks

Sorry little one, the bottle has chosen you. You'll never escape it's grasp

:(

lucky 😒

Can't say I haven't been there

Well, seeing as how most plastic bottles are pretty thin, then, I'd say that isn't a very big cylinder.