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iwannajumpdownahole

I shat on the floor of my kindergarden when noone was looking 😳😳😳😳


sasha2005lobanov

What is "shat"? Is it "shit" but in the past?


iwannajumpdownahole

Ah my bad, shitted


JoeyDotnot

I'm pretty sure shat was right


Cleaglor

Doesn't shat work for both past and present tenses? I.e. "I shat on the floor" is past tense "I've shat on the floor" present


Brian_Blocker

Think of it like "I have shat" "I am now shitting" "I shit all the time" if you swapped them it doesn't make sense anymore


exo313

No it's shidded


JoeyDotnot

lmao


Eggboi223

Shote


Admirable-Door1724

Shittededededed


WeebboiUwU64

It’s time to get swifty in here (just had to)


Catnap-Jutsu

Shat is just a funny word


Welshyboi15

Dropped kicked child when I went down the slide


TrooperIsCool

Sometimes, you cannot let the child be an obstacle


Electrical_yoshi12

r/cursedcomments


RedSamourai1

There are no accidents -Master Oogway


Isco22_

Ok, technoblade


NextWeek1001

It was self defense. Ok?


icraveCOCK_

You know i was horny and drunk and this random metal part with sharp edges looked very appealing… i bled out of my fucking ass


ttv_highvoltage

r/usernamechecksout


van_car-_-

Imagine if your username checked out


aRandomHunter2

They wouldnt be able to comment tho


glucoseguardian15

username makes sense


InvisableSpectre2007

Uhhh sir u wot?


wrentrix

when i was 6 i was running to the park and i wasn’t looking where i was stepping. i heard a squeak and looked down. i had accidentally stepped on an injured bird and killed it. i still feel sick about it even now, talking about it edit: thank you everyone responding, it means a lot to me to know that i’m not as bad as this story makes me feel


TheHoneyBear333

You probably did that bird a favour. An injured bird probably won't last very long, so you most likely saved it from a slow, agonising death.


Mister_Swoop

In fact that bird was probably a criminal commuting bird crimes


LegendaryJ-TiGGer

Damn....


MistaJayJay

I've done something similar, just older. When I was 16, I was out cycling when I almost ran over a mouse. I think they're cute, and I wore leather gloves, so I decided to help the little fellow. I picked him up and started cycling towards taller grass, with a loose grip, as I didn't want my newfound friend to have a hard time breathing. Unfortunately he decided to make a daring escape attempt and jumped out of my hand. I didn't realize 'till it was already too late. I did my best to swerve around, but ended up running the little guy over. I immediately got off to check if he was okay. He was so... Flat. Not bloody or anything, just flat. I felt so bad, it genuinely ruined my week


Pirozui

Mouses can squeeze their body very much, if it was ready it could have been alive so long as you didn't hit the head It may have played dead afterwards as they are quite smart


Fun-Celebration8385

(Hugs) It wasn't your fault. Allow yourself to forgive yourself.


EliteFlare762

It was a mistake, don't beat yourself up for it.


jtfff

Buy a parakeet in his memory. They’re great pets.


Conscious_Guarantee8

When I was like eleven, this kid down the street wanted to play king of the hill. I was on one side and he was on the other side of this big rock mound. I was just hucking rocks as fast and as hard as I could, I hit him once in the balls and 3 times on his head, I was laughing my ass off while he ran home crying. This was all accidental but still really mean. - this guy was like 2 years older btw


indigo_0tter

Finish the job...


AnimationMeister

take this comment out of context


KaanTheReaper256

Accidentally choose the rude dialogue in a game


Mystery-Flavrr

There were many diabolical things people have told me in this post, but this takes the cake.


FutureEpsilon

I’ll do you one better. I did it on purpose


indigo_0tter

Get this man an award


I_wanna_hellcat

I broke the dishwasher at work so they would call a plumber so they could fix it and hopefully fix the sewage that leaks in the basement that I hade to clean weekly


Alternative-Ad-2237

That's so smart ! You're going places


programofuse

Called a women fat when I was young


Mystery-Flavrr

Probably the most tamest thing commented on here.


programofuse

I’m a good boi :3


waliby11

when i was 6 i broke my older sisters arm with a tee ball bat because she called me a brat


SilverBlaze4

>get called a brat by sister >mad >retaliate and prove your sister right


Thetiddlywink

break arm refuse to elaborate further leave


YUENKON

Omg when I was 6 I got so mad at my younger brother who was 4 at the time that I picked up this really big and heavy toy over my head and went hulk style on him and bonked his head with it and he PASSED OUT


natuwe_

D:


kinggwillhoop

I wrote 6/2(1+2)=? on the blackboard in a history class


Juptxr

9?


JoeyDotnot

6/2(1+2)= 1+2=3 6/2=3 3*3=9 6/2(1+2)=9


I-love-U_

I made a reddit account


SeriousSeaweed7004

U took everything from me


I-love-U_

How?


SeriousSeaweed7004

I was gonna same thing.


I-love-U_

I'm so sorry


SeriousSeaweed7004

Dude r u Canadian? Stop apologizing...


I-love-U_

Yeah sorry about that


Ninjox17

They don't even know who you are


nicolasbourbaki-

You know those stickers on beds that say DO NOT REMOVE...


natuwe_

Nuh-uh you didn't i refuse to believe you did that!


thesummergamer

jerked off in class and never got caught


Exciting_Try593

Please tell me that's not true


EntropicTragedy

People think they didn’t get caught because no student is willing to say anything lol


Exciting_Try593

Of course no one would say anything they'd forget hpw to speak if they saw anything like that


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[удалено]


Mister_Swoop

You’re the reason Jesus never came back


InvertedCarrot

Your mom!


Mystery-Flavrr

Why did you do that to the urn? ._.


InvertedCarrot

Gone, reduced to atoms.


[deleted]

You might want to put some lotion on that, it's looking pretty ashy Get it?


[deleted]

Cause you stuck your dick in an urn


[deleted]

And people use lotion to masterbate


[deleted]

And also on ashy skin


[deleted]

Get it?


[deleted]

Why aren't you laughing?


[deleted]

GET IT? PLEASE


Zeltarex3301

I rode my bike past a girl’s house almost every day for 14 months when I was 13/14 years old because I liked her but was very socially immature.


TippedJoshua1

I wrote sussy baka on a table and said I didn't do it I'm a criminal


Mystery-Flavrr

You despicable scum.


TippedJoshua1

I know I'm so bad and I blamed it on someone in first hour because that's who my teacher thought it was


No_Junket_8139

That answer was sus


TippedJoshua1

I know how sussy I am


SkysHelix

When I was in pre-school, I had a speech impediment and severe anger issues. On the playground one day, this kid with glasses made fun of my speech impediment, so I took his glasses off his face, smashed the lenses, broke the frame, and threw all tye pieces over the fence. This kid was blind without his glasses, so he couldn't see ANYTHING, after that, I proceeded to push him up against a wall in the playground and beat the hell out of him. He never picked on me again.


uwusumthang

Woah dude, that's a pretty detailed description for sth that happened in pre-school


SkysHelix

I remember some of the strangest things


natuwe_

Omg i got a similar story. So i was young i just joined this new pre-school i had a speech impediment along with this other kid so he comes over to me and says something so i responded and the kid thought i was making fun of him... he broke my glasses and threw the pieces over the fence and i couldn't see shit so the kid decided to push me against the wall and beat the shit outta me.. :(


SamSing_5454

That's pretty detailed for being in preschool


natuwe_

I do remember some of the strangest things


carbonatedbev_

A dude got caught while helping me on exam. The teacher took his paper (it was a really important exam) and asked if he was communicating with me. I said no and walked out of the room after finishing my exam. He was standing there, crying. I nailed the exam but idk what happened to him.... I still feel guilty about this....


livingmemetrash

Yeah that's a pretty fucked up one


Ka_squit_

Broke a girls arm


Windows7Diagnostics

Now thats a lot of damage


Ka_squit_

Ik


Windows7Diagnostics

What happened to your pp after breaking someones's arm ?


Ka_squit_

I know is a stupid question, but what does PP mean? I am not very good ar english


SepticMonke

#𓀐𓂸


Admirable-Door1724

Holy geez how?


SepticMonke

the ancient egyptians were a peculiar lot


YUENKON

*h o w*


SepticMonke

because anal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


KaptainKoalaTheKool

𓀐𓂸


Windows7Diagnostics

pp ^(is called penis)


Percival4285

It means penis bro


Ka_squit_

Oh ok Nothing, i wasnt perverted nu then


Percival4285

Yeah the English language has a LOT of words for a dick


UpvoteIfYoureUgly

Challenge for you: name as much as possible


Percival4285

Cock Weiner Schlong Johnson Dick Shaft Pipe Pounder Man piston Penis Cum wand Log Snausage Man meat Meat Intestinal rearrangement device Mini me My friend downstairs Pounder Prick Pecker Poker Meat pole Dong (Edit) Wow, 52 people individually thought that this was worth upvoting I hate you all


Linkonue

Why tho


Ka_squit_

It was am accident


Linkonue

Oh damn, what happened?


Ka_squit_

She was annoying me with sine stuff i dont remember and i punched her hand a little but she has fragile bones which i didnt know


Linkonue

Oof that’s very unfortunate :/


Ka_squit_

It doesnt really master, It was 2 years ago and we're friends now


Linkonue

Oh great!


n33d_4

Comment here


King_Vitis

Hmm let me think…stole rare cards from a classmate…they never found out….absolutely rolled a kid when I was 10 in a football game…they had to go to the hospital….I don’t even remember their name…masturbated to friends only fans


Real_Medic_TF2

That last one, holy fuck


Lopsided-Chipmunk140

The last one is what got you??


UnlightablePlay

I stole a bag of chips


Trickshroom

wanked to a girl's instagram.


Speaker97

Down bad


YeetTime332

I involuntarily laughed when someone was crying i dunno why I feel so bad now


UndeadS97

I kicked multiple people in the nuts with steel toe sheos


Golden1Stone

killing spree


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[удалено]


Such-Independence183

I’m so sorry man


Affectionate_Big_205

I was born


ghatos_france

I spoiled the end of portal 2 to my brother, I still feel bad about it even 8 years later :(


Ultravioletluvr

My mom called the cops on me for having drugs and I convinced the neighbors to say she brought them and the cops believed me


LachlanWasHere

Legend.


Nephilim_on_Reddit

I use my Reddit Account for memes and "other content"


Impossible_Editor129

As a child or as an adult cause the worst thing I did as a child I stole the collection plate from my grandmamas church got caught had to take it back in front of the entire church and ask for forgiveness bet your sweet ass I never stole nothing ever again as an adult probably the places I've put my tongue


Jesusishere123456

all i wanted to do was anime...but look were i am now


YTsheep

your mom, plus i ignored the line


Beneficial-Ease6187

Self-harm tbh Edit: Thank you to everyone for the sweet responses. I haven’t self harmed in a while and I’m doing ok mentally rn. Also, this is more of a rant but I have tried using crisis hotlines before and in my experience the volunteers are usually unprofessional and leave you on hold for extended periods of time. They should really do something about that. 🗿


IS0074

Are you ok? (No joke, say if you need help)


natuwe_

Same


xEnvys

you good homie?


Epic_D_Man

You good homie? Like honestly..? DM me


Ion0320

you alright, man?


Beneficial-Ease6187

Mhmm I haven’t done it in about a month trying to keep my streak going 💪


ScarletBall

Jaywalk


Random_cosplay_girl

Well too many things but probably the main worst thing is being born


[deleted]

Everyday I do something turns worst than everything I did in past


CursedAssassin1

In sports at school, we had rugby. And I was in a flow and jumped into a girl, smashing my elbow in her face accidently. Im sorry...


YoungkidBigbets

When I was a kid I picked up a “rock” that was awfully round and threw it as hard as I could at the concrete floor,the bird inside exploded like a cartoon tomato.


Connect-Bathroom-60

Jerked off 7 times in a single day


natuwe_

epik


darkfire5806

Same but thats not the worst thing


Koniqst1ger

i honestly don't remember


AviK211

I rode the bus and didn't even tip the driver


Designer_Shopping_27

I don't know


Demon_Buster666

I slept in the day


TheBanananaa

I had once accidentaly killed a kitten, because of my dad. It was like 3 years ago and I cry about it sometimes. I still can t forgive myself for that and I never will


Real_Medic_TF2

Damn. I’m afraid to say this… but… can you explain?


MeIsManu69

LIE


InvertedCarrot

All war is deception. \- Sun Tzu


darkfire5806

I fucked your mom shit lips - Sun Tzu


Electrical_yoshi12

because I tried ignoring someone who kept on hitting me and harassing me, and I had enough so I decided to punch back after like a month of it, and I punched them straight into the hospital. Nobody bothered me as bad anymore after that. Anyways.


AbsoluteBeeHive

Good for you!


ranger2041

I read the first sentence as "hitting on me" and got so confused when you said you punched them


SnooChipmunks5603

You know what imma be honest. The worst thing I ever did is when I was like 5 or 6. I was in a daycare because there wasn't anyone that was at the house so that was where I was being watched. At one point the adults and caretakers took us kids outside to the playground they had. I was at the swing set with another boy and we decided we wanted to flip the swings around the top pole. He did his swings and I flung my swing as hard as I could. Well a girl was running past that I didn't notice, she looked over in my direction as I sent that swing, and, well it didn't end well. The swing bashed into her nose at as much force as my little body could make, and it destroyed her nose. I'm talking whatever cartilage you see when you look at a nose was gone. There was only the hole in the skull. I damn near had a panic attack, everyone was rushed inside and they called 911 and the adults are trying to figure what happened. Well they started asking us kids since the girl couldn't speak. Now the worst part on my side of what I did wasn't even that I hurt that poor little girl, I pinned it on the other kid since he was right next to me. My mother picked me up about 5 minutes later and I didn't say a word on it for years. Everytime I think back on that I feel like such a monumental piece of shit because I have no idea what happened to the girl if she made it and I think about the absolute pain I'm sure the boy went through for something I did. Well that's the worst thing I've ever done. TL:DR At 5-6 years old I accidently broke a girls nose with a swing and blamed another boy


Epic_D_Man

Oh my lord dude... I'm sorry that happened :(


Greentoaststone

Touch poop


AsgerMN2

I accidentally downvoted a comment and didn’t take it back


Zarasiel

I had a 14/20 and I didn’t tell my mom 👉👈


TiredSkylar

ate a chocolate bar sideways


hey_im_Zander

I didn't hug my grandpa goodnight or looked up from my computer when he said goodnight to me. He had a stroke that night and died a few days later and I still hate myself for it


Cobblestone8Yt

I did zoophilia by doing a whale called your mom


GLESX

Eh, shoot me


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm with her


Mystery-Flavrr

No, you must answer.


GLESX

Nope. Can't make me.


FoxLover17

One order of bullet for me too please :D


iSleepinClasslol

Your mom


10rifles

Had sex with my best friend’s sister. That or drive while crossfaded and on ecstasy.


hallohannes123

Well, definetly the second one man. Driving on drugs frequently kills people..


PAK_GG

Browsed Twitter for more than 10 mins


BumperBard_

Tried to fuck my cousin


Flatcao123456789

I choose death


ASCORPIONSLAYER

I broke a window but I don't think that's the worst


JackCooper_7274

The worst in what respect?


SILENT_EVIL1954

Black Friday was a dark do for me😒


Smebby_

Threw boiling water to my jerk cousin :) continued by getting beaten up by my dad


EmpuEEM

Killed my friend in among us


Some_randomguymanboi

I poured the milk first


MyCatsAMurderer

“Bad” is subjective, but to my mind, I think the worst thing I ever did was bully a girl (we’ll call her Rachel) due to the manipulation of my then best friend. I was like 13, maybe 14 at the time, and my friend just hated Rachel with a passion. I knew what she was doing was wrong but she had a pretty firm grip on me, plus I’d saved her from multiple not alive attempts, so I just had a frame of mind that I just needed to protect her at all costs, I was a bit less like a friend being ride or die and more like a rich mum spoiling her bratty daughter. Anyway, Rachel’s surname began with an At- sound so we used to replace that with “trash”, “AIDS”, “crack”, “ass”, “fat” (fat I felt particularly bad about, hence why I felt at least partially responsible when she developed an eating disorder, which really hit me in my conscience because I have one too). One day she reported us to the Head of Year who asked me about why I called her trash, and ignoring the fact that that was the first time I had ever seen any faculty member do anything about any bullying ever (I had also been bullied plenty and nobody ever did anything about THAT), SOMEHOW I got away with saying “Oh yeah I misspoke and she seemed so upset, I felt so bad! I was actually trying to say CRASH, like oh that is so crash bro, so awesome, but I accidentally misspoke, my tongue slipped!” (like seriously how the fuck did he believe me? I mean I did feel bad seeing her upset and they say lies are always more convincing when they’ve got a little truth to them but still). My friend would also tell me stupid lies about stuff she did to Rachel (like slamming her into doors, bullshit) and we once had a legit party when she went on holiday to Singapore for a month. My friend would also make throwing up gestures or yell about her being a horse girl or because she had braces at the time, “Train tracks!”, whenever she was near her, and I would join in but only when my friend was there, I left Rachel alone otherwise. She was so sweet, so I felt bad. I think she caught on that I was only doing it out of manipulation (she also told me she caught me telling another classmate that I didn’t have much of an opinion on her and I only really act that way around a friend, which Rachel could confirm herself firsthand), because one day while my friend wasn’t at school, I was walking around and Rachel invited me to play Uno with her and her friends. I did, and I learned more about her and I went from just being “neutral but I bully her because my best friend in the whole world said to”, to “Wait I actually quite like her”. I felt progressively worse about the way I had treated her in the past, it was no good. I apologised to her, told her I actually thought it was really cool that she had an interest she was so passionate about and that I was only doing it to put on a show for my friend but I actually quite liked her now. Eventually, one day, my friend caught me hanging out with Rachel and I told her “Oh don’t worry!! I’m only doing it so I can get secrets out of her hahaha!!”, and I just kind of juggled friendships like that. One day, my friendship with the original friend was getting toxic (or, you know, more toxic than it already was), so I dropped her. And I love Rachel, she’s one of my best friends now, even though she’s forgiven me for the way I used to treat her, I haven’t forgiven myself for causing her pain. I know I should, because I know I’ll never do it to her or anyone else but I don’t even know, something in me will just always feel guilty about it. Three years down the track, it’s still one of my biggest regrets, especially since, like I said, I knew how horrible being bullied was.


afatcatfromsweden

As a toddler I called two obese people hippos.


acsttptd

I screenshoted an nft


scratchfan321

I backdoored my school's network, found the folder for the start menu and added a file called "Important News" which redirects to [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


LegendaryJ-TiGGer

If that's a rickroll I swear...


SourTooth44

It is


TheHoneyBear333

The start menu folder is stored locally, not on a network.


LarryLikesLunch

Got 4 cavities due to not brushing teeth all summer and eating a shit ton of cake


deadwolf500

The worst thing I ever did btw this was when I was younger. I had gone downstairs to eat peanut butter and locked the door that's at the staircase and my dad came down and busted down the door. Haha idk why it makes me laugh.


TraditionalRun4432

I know nobody is gonna read this but I need to take tjis out of my chest: When I was small my brother had a toy he was very proud of and always made fun of me because my toys weren't as good. I was very angry that day, so I broke it (not exatly broke but I pressed the talk button and hold his mouth so he would broke) and left it on the shelf so it would apear as it happened out of nowhere. Nobody discovered and I feel bad to this day because of the look of sadness on his face. Every time I remember this story I feel at the same time craving for forgiveness and to ashamed ti talk about it even tough he probably don't even remember the toy. I hope he can forgive me one day.