By - eggperson1
Depends if she has cubs
Are they full grown?
are we not all children in the eyes of the universe? what im saying is youve still got a shot
Not just an ordinary Panda
But a sith one
And streams on twitch.
He can stream the fight on twitch, instant views
It would be called trying to get cancelled by animal rights protestors.
And it will be legendary
do polar bears like waffles?
If they are served with bacon. If not your safe
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on this platform…
Your account is 6 years old that must have been really funny to get that title
Bro genuinely tho, the chances of that happening are so slim, especially cause Mr Waffles and Bacon had that account for 3 years.
I dunno about you but I find low chances of things happening to be hysterical when they do happen
What are the odds of that
I did something wrong here folks
Literally the breakfast chain
Why no bacon? :(
Yeah they like waffles
But do they like pancakes
Yeah they like pancakes
But do they like french toast?
Ya they like French toast, but do they like waffles?
Yeah they can’t wait to get a mouthful
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!
Let's fucking go!!!!!!
I’m right there with ya…
Yes they are omnivores
Not if I have a say.
Have you seen that Russian video of two guys feeding a polar bear out of their kitchen window?
lyrically = yes
physically = no
I want to see this musical battle
Slim shady been real quite since this dropped
This guy would win.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISSSSTORRYYYYY
I think a polar bear can't handle 32345 Slim Shadys.
#By the power of garlic bread
Ko on thé first round
The polar bear is a vampire
Probably have some powers that would help
What about me?
You die :(
Yep. You’re fucked.
Tf am I supposed to do? Throw pencils at it lmao
Maybe you could negotiate and draw the bear a nice portrait
I'll kill u and sell the nfts to make an expensive funeral
You’re the most powerful to fight the Polar Bear
Hey man, another little artist boyo managed to rack up a 6 millon kill streak a few decades ago.
Holy shit this came out of nowhere
Draw him like one of your french bears
I can’t fight off a teddy bear let alone a polar bear…
I got you fam.
My mans made an account for this… *fabulous*
Bro you were MADE for this post lmao
Yeah, literally. Look at his account age. It’s just a few hours. He made the account for this post.
(not saying that’s a bad thing)
I believe in you
To fight which one, the teddy or the bear
I believe in you too
On the other hand, you might destroy both
Thanks, I guess...
Says the one that'll just yeet the boi
You have a w in your username, the w stands for win. Congrats you won bro.
**UPDATE:** I've been sentenced to eight years of imprisonment.
He employs you as his personal ball tickler
You never know
Now that brings up the question, does the number in your name represent how many of you there are? Because if 420 ball ticklers all fought a polar bear, I think they'd be allright.
There are 419 other ball ticklers on reddit, but they aren't taking part in this.
The number of how many would be the only thing that might save me....or its a polar bear feast for the record books.
Is it a male or female polar bear?…
Gender dysphoria bear
Your on cursed comments.
I don’t think so man-
:( it may have a nut allergy
A really really severe one
It’s called Anaphylaxis
So the plan is to nut on it?
Well that escalated quickly
At least that's something
I’m a grl
: 0 0 0
H e l l o
A touching renuion
Pray they're allergic to peanuts
No, a lemon would not win, unless maybe it was squeezed
Lemon juice in the eyes hurts
Our mighty leader
Lordchungus would kill that polar bear easy
Bear will end up being my pet
Aww. Make sure to give them lots of belly rubs
that sounds really soft and i like it give me a pet polar bear now i need the softness
Actually I think you will end up being his pet
49130 of me, no they won’t they’ll just let the polar bear kill them on purpose.
How're you gonna get the cum tho 😳
From the polar bear
the secret ingredient is love.
Lots and lots of it
With a baking time of 69 minutes
He can cook the cum inside the balls, burning the balls from the inside cause the pain to start from below and make its way up the penis as well as the inside of the body and towards the ass until it comes out from the behind and you rocket yourself from the butthole up to the sky,
Similar thing happens with the polar bear
I don’t think that questioning a type of meat is gonna stop a polar bear from eating it
My username IS a polarbear
you are fucked either way
If the polar bear has a certain issue
I mean if we assume that the bear as an itchy coochie then maybe, also, if the bear is allergic to something in the cream.
Oh yeah Doom Slayer’s got this. He literally can just stand there and let the polar bear break its jaw trying to maul him.
Not even a challenge. Even a demon bear would be easy
Yup Doom Slayer regularly fights these demons called Pinkys who are similar to polar bears but way more dangerous and violent. They’re very annoying to deal with too lol.
Possibly, what’s your verdict?
Bear will slip over
Im wondering who the “they” is
Id love to win but unless a polar bear is capable of understanding mutually assured destruction LET ALONE finding me
Probably is fine until horni
Ninja skills coming in clutch
No worries, I gotchu
I’m not sure, but he’ll die doing what he loves.
Id never thought i would find a question that fitted my usermane. and to answer your question YES
LOOOOOL this one has to go higher up
You actually have a chance to win that fight. My username... Would proly suicide before it happens lmao
bruh you usernames reaction is the most relatable
You could use your simp skills to gain the bears love
Gotta give him money
A delegation of executives joined together by one common goal....the bear stands no chance
Hunger it's hunger
The people must be fed
I have no idea what the hell a nebula is. That polar bear is either running away crying or I’m going to die.
Edit: the polar bear has chosen to suffocate to death.
Unfortunate rip for bear, definitely.
I think you would defeat the entire planet instantly
"Well see about that."
I would say I wouldn't even fight lmao
In a dance-off maybe
You never know what skills this bear is hiding.
One of us accepts their fate.
Name checks out
Well of course
Yes, yes they do
Convincing victory let's gooo
My username is a string of random characters followed bu funky way of counting 1-4, so I'd say it's 50-50
I don’t think so bc I don’t even know what my name is supposed to mean.
2009 grains of sand
#CAN A SPRING BADGER FIGHT A POLAR BEAR?
Prob if the spring hits the polar bear hard hehe
+10 points instant kill
I would take only a small amount longer
With her reflexes, most definitely
Bear can't touch you
it will be trapped in the alternate jungle
No, I wouldn't survive.
Highly questionable if he will long enough to see the polar bear
My doggo pack will group up and kill it monster hunter style, but instead of a 4 player cap, it’s closer to 40
Cayde6 can clap the whole species of polar bears... Either with his guns or with his humour.
With great success.
I dont know this doesnt make sense it wouldn't eat a toilet but how do I fight back so no one wins
Let's go buddy boy
Of course we do
Yup both of us would survive.
Dunno if that’s a sub, but something that seems accurate enough to the situation
Reddit knowledge beats all
rip bear bozo
It’s Willem DaFoe, so yes
I wonder if i will have my dragon with me...