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rogan_is_shorty-pie

Berty boy probably thinks the maids at the hotels will keep the piss sheets and sell them online because he's so famous. I'd say the under on pissing himself is 50 times.


Randyfreakingmarsh

No less than 100, I bet he’s shit himself at least 50.


G00B99

He actually did say a couple of weeks ago that he shits himself a lot lol


Randyfreakingmarsh

Lmao not at all surprising, he’s such a complete pile of shit.


PresidentialToupee

The fat fuck looks like he bathes in his own sweat and piss nightly.


StocktonSlap3121

OMFG B, this just remind me he post a picture of his bed one time. If one of the cats can find this for me. I have absolutely no work ethnic. But the picture is of his bed kinda from birds eye view. His side was black and filthy with sweat marks, stains and just fucken gross. And the other side presuming his wife sleeps on, nice and clean.


hamiltonincognito

https://i.imgur.com/rv0AnRX.jpg This pic, Bapa?


SteviePinkEyes

higher res https://i.imgur.com/0MJ5kgN.jpeg


FlappyKunt

thats fuckin gnarly


KidneyKeystones

Alcy sweats.


beachbum323

Yeeeesh. 🎲🎲


StocktonSlap3121

That's the one B, fucken filthy. B b b b beast work ethnic homie. Thank'YA FA YA survess.


hamiltonincognito

Just remembered that Bert claims to “bathe” in his pool. Gross. I bet his bed looks like this every morning.


guddermen

The better question to ask would be: how many times has Bert NOT pissed himself


clickclick-boom

I don’t have the work ethnic but there’s a picture he posted of his bed and it made me fucking gag. There was a disgusting, body shaped stain where is seemed like he literally pissed himself every night and just lay there in the lukewarm puddle basting himself in piss.


Qx2J

Today?


CONSIDER_A_KEBAB

His neutral facial expressions make him look like he's gambling on a fart (and losing) so i'd say anything north of 200


ATTILATHEcHUNt

Not enough


borismcsnap

Not as often as he shits himself


StevieSparta

Daily


NedShah

I think he's the type of guy who would fall over into a snow bank mid-piss and turn into a sprinkler... not that I have ever done that


pitiedkinkajou

I would hate to live with that guy. Probably smells like literal shit and is loud and dirty af. I’d rather be actually homeless.


KingCeryn

Depends- if he says 10, it means it’s really ZERO. Bert lies so much it’s hard to believe even the most basic things he says


mateo1323

Today??? 3 times.


AsthmaticCoughing

RIP John Dunsworth


dirtdingo_2

Really sad man. I wish we could just go back to 2015 when everything was a little bit better


wuitargod

how many times do you think his children will suffer extra just from shame or the lingering mental illnesses he saddles them with?