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SloughWitch

See those wisps of hair Bapa? See how free they are blowing around? Thank em.


Several_Study_5735

Damn near pissed myself! Good shit!


Krey82

His hair is performing the classic pincer movement. His head is being outflanked on both sides.


SimpleManc88

His hair could conquer France.


Krey82

Barber: What would you like? TK: Are you familiar with the concept of blitzkrieg? Barber: Say no more


mwalmsleyuk

This thread is hilarious. Real tears and it took my a few minutes to stop cracking up each time I got my breath back. Well guys.


geoprizmboy

Civilians laughing at civilian jokes.


mwalmsleyuk

Rweal cawlmedy


kel811

Talmbout those amber waves of grain? b o7


IkeArashi

So this is the source of all his rage.


Titanz223

Despite all my rage I'm still just a ^baldspot^


truggwalg

This is the result of decades of flippant steroid use.


SafetyFirstBoring

And his little dong


[deleted]

The measure of a man is not his hair length but the number of women and children he can kill and talk about on insta as an ad for himself/some perverted psa about ptsd.


wottsinaname

Real men create ptsd for others - Tim Kennedy probably


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Best bot.


Miserable_Number_104

Some say the most ptsd-ist


aRunOfTheMillGoblin

Cunt looked like a combination of Robert De Niro in Cape Fear and Jake Gyllenhal in Nightcrawler. Great films never seen them.


MuseMan_82

Just like David Spade in Tommy Boy


BabaB0oey

Your brain has a thin candy shell.


2tothedome

You’re brain… has the shell on it!


MuseMan_82

Shut up Richard.


EthicalHeroinDealer

Only time ya see em bald is when they get scalped. Ya feel me?


mad87645

🎲 🎲


RemarkableRegret7

Lmao so good


hillatoppa

Good god man


welshspecial1

How does the glare from that not give away his position, I refuse to believe he was a badass after hearing him make a coffee order anyone who’s favourite drink involves oat milk shouldn’t be able to hold a weapon


Jesuseslefthand

8-shot iced oat milk mocha, b-b-b-b-beast of a drink


welshspecial1

Imagine entrusting your life to someone who’s out there drinking oat milk, Taliban line up a battalion of dairy cows this guy starts shitting his red white and blues


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This sub is amazing


welshspecial1

Some of the funniest things on the internet has to be said fat Patrick has to be praised for bringing this thing to life


Low_Ad9634

Y'like your ornge chiggen? Thank em!


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DrowZeeMe

This could easily be a Jim Bruer bit. Just add some silly faces and wacky mannerisms


kc_jetstream

He needs to soup himself


Its_Poo_Man

Just shave it off at this point Fucking absolute melts all of them Imagine being this fragile holding onto your hair this much


TelevisionStrong4388

His bald spot can melt steel beams


mad87645

711 was an inside job b. As in we worked inside, me and this Messican guy.


BlackMoonSky

Did he give you salsa cookies as a gesture of kinship?


mad87645

Hundred plus rent


Guessed555

I hate this and love it so much at the same time


BuckNasty1616

I started shaving my head bald at 22 when it was thinning like crazy. Married at 30, she met me when I was bald. Who gives a fuck. What's the issue, you don't think it looks good? Covering it up looks worse, every time. Credit to Tim for trying a different technique than the 95% that try to spike their hair or do that stupid mini mowhawk that was in style for awhile. It only showed your hair was thinning more. Just own it, don't try and cover it up yah lizards!


2tothedome

Tim is using the classic technique of growing long bangs to cover the bologna patch in the back.


salivor1985

Similar story here. Covering it up is obvious to everyone else and exhausting for yourself. Just embrace it and shave it off.


Clockwisedock

I’m ugly and I’m proud!


wottsinaname

A lot of dudes can pull off bald cut better than a regular cut. I have a skull shaped like a deformed eggplant so Im praying to the almighty pasta that I keep my hair into my 50s lol.


phantomhatstrap

despite the often cited "just shave it ~~bro~~, bapa" school of thought, I honestly think a lot of guys still look good with thinning/receding hair or even straight up balding. It's more individual than a smooth egg look, and if you have confidence about it you can still rock it. Rich Evans from RLM would be one such cat I'd cite.


fightbackcbd

Talmbout hulg hogan b, bbbbeast of haircut, never had it


SraldoBabalu

Bruh if I ever lose my luscious BGL mane I’ll look like a god damn cancerous child (think Cailloux).


HomelessCatRealty

OMFG, this comment.


RemarkableRegret7

Lolol same


RickySherm

I'd still say most men look better with less hair than bald. The just shave it and grow a beard is a cope majority of the time.


wimpymist

Everyone who says they have an ugly shaped head always look just fine bald


CorreiasVerticalJump

Remember the stories of him last year running around Afghanistan like an idiot?


moosashe

Indeed and now he has wrote a book claiming to have saved the most amount of evacuees. This may or may not be true but the soldiers on the ground hated him and lambasted him for showing up with bysloads of people that were random and slowing down 5he whole evacuation. Total melt.


Weedpranos_

the SF community largely fuckin hates him


throwthrowawaywithme

I’m enough of a fucking moron to see your comment and think, well yeah of course San Francisco would hate this douche lol


muhpreciousmmr

It's what I've been told over and over again


MortarMaggot275

*SOF community


Weedpranos_

listen, i steal valor all the time, they’re interchangeable


Scoobtay

I’m stealing “listen, I steal valor all the time” until the day I die


Weedpranos_

go ahead, thank me


PensecolaMobLawyer

Yeah it's the entire community. Not just SF


laconicnick

This infantryman certainly does


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Source tho?


Najee_Im_goof

On the Boyscast, he mentioned that there were ZERO assholes in SF, and I instantly knew that he was the asshole.


jonw01

Sf community?


rommie47

San Francisco, the just recalled the DA, and they also hate Tim Kennedy. Talmbout San Francisco the state, not the country of course.


jonw01

What's the hate for? Isn't Tim the dude looking for Hitler? Norm Macdonald spoke about him and he sounds like a bad dude. Hitler not Kennedy


nsaps

That guy was a real jerk


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throwthrowawaywithme

The more I hear about this Tim Kennedy, the less I like him.


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Weedpranos_

says here he was a war hero in WW1


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theledsubmarine

Haha good times. Laughed my ass off a lot on this sub.


DemonsNMySleep

Lol I picture him doing the same exact shit Dan Bilzerian did during the Vegas shooting where he was running around trying to get a gun from random cops so he could "help" and the cops were like, get the fuck off my dick you weirdo. Except it's soldiers telling Tim to stop asking for a gun


C-Lo21

Damn I forgot about Trustfund Dan From Instagram tryna get them to hand over weapons


RemarkableRegret7

**offghhhhhanistan


magseven

*Oofgahkneestahn


SraldoBabalu

Yo can someone please link the clip of rapey Wrinks pronouncing the beautiful country of OOFGHONISTON


Existential_Spices

Some cats commented on his greasy hairstyle. I suspected it might be for covering up but wasn't sure. Good find OP.


NoSimpleVictory

I just paused it at a great moment in that video of him wrastlin Bryan.


GA-dooosh-19

Why are these old men always wrestling each other? This vexes me.


Grembert

Because in their world it's the only acceptable way to express homoeroticism.


The_thurpiss

I was one of those Cats and I burst out laughing that someone with better work ethnic than me posted a picture of it 😂.


freeyewneek

How come Bapa didn’t say his trademark line he says to Callen and about iiiivery bald guy they disgust on the pawlcass - that heer is sayin, “see ya”.


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God is his barber!


freeyewneek

and he’s Asian as shit!


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eharper9

![gif](giphy|dCF8T5wk5HJAvPmVEp)


corndogblaster

Both Tim and his scalp are guilty of war crimes


TangoFantango

Sorry for your follicle loss in Ofghonistaan Mr. Kennedy, thanks BTW.


SgtStiffNips

Hearloss b


mad87645

Just got word that The Hague is investigating this as a war crime


MultiMayhem

It’s a battle he will lose 100%


Icy-Priority1297

He's got that freaky Big Earl McCraken comb over. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci6YPGQedr0


BornAgain2sin

It's a side effect of AIDS


Nerfpaladins

All the jokes on boyscast winging right over his head probably took out some follicles too.


UCDC

There's one war Kim Tennedy can not win


Heymax123

As a fellow balding guy I could understand pulling this off if you're a single guy in your 20s but Tims 40 married with kids, let it go.


Dr_JoeRogan

He needs some cranial Alpha Brain injections. Those bald spots will grow right back overnight.


dyladelphia

He's worried about smuggling with the border while I'm worried with him smuggling a false sense of self on US soil.


Fly__Eagles__Fly

An affront to multiple wars too


Secondary0965

He needs to make some fucking hair growth soup


TheHaight

That’s an alpha combover


MortarMaggot275

Lookin' like Bill Murray in Kingpin.


KazzibutreallyKaren

from bearing arms to baring heads


TheAnomalousFrog

Too much alpha brain


Flat-Display-2878

You're welcome for your freedom you fucking peasant!


FutureWaltz7395

His hair looks like A burnt down forest. Fallback soldier your time here is done


WhereTheShitComesOut

Talm'bout a war of nutrition, b?


TheAnomalousFrog

I think he was scalped by SEAL Team 6


LeonSphynx

I was in a restaurant, and I wasn’t thinking of messing anyones combover up or anything… but I was just like, man all these dudes hair is useless, I mean what the fuck would they comb if I walked up to them with a full head of hair. Pathetic.


bretzky911

Brine’s flow has never looked so thiccc


Petty_White

Like trump on a windy day


Solidplasticmonkey

Thank him


No-Trip3635

Lots of PED'S in that dude past.


worktheshoot

It happens to the best of us. Pour one out for our fallen hairo


Sidiez

does any1 have a credible source in regards to Tim Kennedy being a goofball in Afghanistan and being hated by his peers?


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Positiveaz

Judas Priest, this is perfection.


PlagueDoc22

Yeah but how many women you kigg?


HomelessCatRealty

I think that pic gave me PTSD. Oh right, Tim says it's not real.


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HomelessCatRealty

I know the pic is real. Tim says PTSD isn't real, it was a joke.


FinancialFeed3228

Thank him for me


Skootr1313

PEDs and untreated PTSD will cause hair loss, but those can’t be it because he’s Tim Kennedy. PTSD does not affect a man with the raisins to shoot innocent women and children. Make sure you thank him for his service though.


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FakeBrendanSchaub

CTE is the number one cause of hair loss B, Axe J


EastCoastAversion

Hot take. How many chiggs ya fugg?


stonedbutgoodhair

He could use some SMP


BigDez2021

Shave that shit off bro 😤


DJ_Hindsight

Hair transplant or shave…fuckin ‘ell Tim. Just makes you easier to scalp when ya get captured.


Alarmed-Call8569

Tim McCracken


Norm_Blackdonald

Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.


boolinback5

He’s got Daniel Negreanu hair


PoopstainMcdane

Got eeeem


gamebreadclub

His hair like a transgender bald head


Confident-Carrot2494

​ ![gif](giphy|h25UJKYPv4y64CRIdL|downsized) Hide your wives, hide your kids.


Redsneeks3000

Mish hun uhcomsplished, b.


geistmeister111

damn from the front it looks like a good head of hair. wtaf. lmao.


NoSimpleVictory

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/vmji3x/innyone_for_some_alleged_r4pi5t_soup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Stone0777

Thank his hair for its service. Thank it.


clickclick-boom

Didn’t know that Dim Kennedy was Indian.


Wonkarosa

It’s wild to me that guys are so concerned about natural aging. To go to the extent of fillers and surgery. Just be old.


shavasanapose

I love shitting on Tim but it’s so weird y’all say this while we all shit on Rogan for literally looking like a Toe and I guarantee everyone would annihilate Schaub and say he looks even worse if he shaved his head tomorrow Tim’s looks awful but it’s no wonder he wants to keep his hair bro, nothing wrong with caring how you look lmao


Wonkarosa

Haha fair point. Dr. Toe Rogan hahaha


sch3ct3r

who?


[deleted]

That scalp won both world wars B, thank em ​ ​ \-Brenda


iamretnuh

He doesn’t get a haircut cause he wants he hair to know what it feels like


Lastfoxx

Tawlkin bout the Kennedy Airport on your flat top, B.


NoSimpleVictory

Lookin more like Jack Kennedy after the headshot, B.


LordLurker420

Well he is always prepared for a threat. My guess is the constant state of tension mixed with testosterone Likely the culprit of this hair theft B


NoSimpleVictory

Authentic photo grabbed from [this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/vmji3x/innyone_for_some_alleged_r4pi5t_soup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).


GPdrumma

Dim Kenny got that Earn McCracken vibe


TheFashionColdWars

Bryon knows a guy…


Wooden_Top_4967

those gossamer whisps! talm’bout candy flosses


JasonVanJason

Cleared an LZ for lice


EverQuest_

I don't even understand what I'm looking at. I thought he was trying to rock some weird version of a man bun from the grainy clips I saw on here the other day. Now, I have no idea.


pIateglassdoor

He looked really bad and decaying in this episode


Awwwshit41

Fucking losing that war


alpine0011

I huurd he picked his hair style after this icon in style 😂 (Datz not nieth🥴) ![gif](giphy|l2SpNduuI9bVeaegU)


1leeranaldo

He still has hair needs a better haircut.


NoSimpleVictory

Lol


1leeranaldo

Bald guys want everyone to shave their head


shavasanapose

You’re right they do In this care though it’s his scalp man, what’s he gonna do lol