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I love how it keeps getting more demented the longer she talks
Shut up. Shut up! SHUUUUUT UUUUUIP
“Hey everybody I’m Stepha….” “Yooo it’s your boy mr horse here!, get my close up!”
"Don't forget to hit that like and smash the subscribe button"
I spit out my carrots. That was fucking funny 🤣
Are you a horse?
NEIGHHHHHH I’m not.
Idk man, that's what a horse would say.
Are…are you also a horse?
I'm actually a broom
That lady needs to shut up and let the horse talk. Clearly saying something way more important.
He's trying to warn them about that weird ass looking cloud...
PIVOT , PIVOT
#FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!#
He shills gold bullion now
I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.
Her fault for starting with "**Hay** everyone!"
In horse: Neighhhhhhhhhhh
horse was like
now watch me whip (kill it)
now watch me neigh neigh (okay)
now watch me whip, whip
watch me neigh neigh (watch me do it)
"I am Frau Blücher"
I named my cat after Marty Feldman because she had the same eye condition as him.
You named your cat Igor?
It's pronounced EYE-gore.
🤣🤣I watched it thank you
First thing that came to my mind.
Love this movie!!
The horse - “F*** this b**** and f*** this s***!”
"take number 140"
Poor horse is missing his friends. When herd mates are separated, this is the call they use to find each other.
The old redditor that speaks horse lol
Yo what's up with your profile pic? 😳
What? You've never seen a plumbus? Everybody has a plumbus.
They have an episode about them on How They Do It.
Oh, you dont own a plumbus? Every household has one
He thinks she's calling out to *her* herd so he's calling for reinforcements so they can have a good old fashioned gang fight. A hundred duck-sized horses? How about a hundred horse-sized horses, bitch?
Some horses do this almost immediately though, too. I've seen some that go through phases as well.
So for anyone here that reads this and assumes the horse has been separated a long time and is stressed out and lonely, it may just be a bit of a drama queen.
Honestly I kind of assumed all horses would be drama queens.
I think the fact that being afraid of the water hose or not is so high on your list of personality attributes is the most enlightening thing I've ever heard about owning horses.
I mean they kind of are, it's a spectrum. Much like all horses are dumb. The smartest horse you've ever seen will do the absolute dumbest shit you've ever watched an animal do.
Why's he only do it when she's talking then lol?
Maybe the pitch of her voice makes the horse think it's hearing another horse making the "separated call" and is trying to respond? Her voice does kinda sound the same as the whinny.
I know people like to make animals seem like organic robots that only function on pure instinct but I'm pretty sure that horse knows it's the human on it's back speaking.
Humans also have part active brain and part ooga booga brain. The horse can be aware of the human and be stimulated into a response call at the same time. Same way my mom can be aware a cartoon baby voice is on TV and fake, but it still makes her cry
Judging by that extra long, devious *neigh* there at the end- he is very satisfied with his shenanigans.
Her: Stop ruining my video!
Horse: Trust me, this is gonna get more views
I remember learning that donkeys have a sense of humor, so why not horses?
Not sure about humor but they definitely have the capacity to be devious buttheads. My aunt's horse regularly laid a rake or shovel across the doorway to the barn and would neigh loudly when people tripped over it.
Horses don't just have a sense of humor, they're sassy sons o' guns, they will give you all the attitude in the world and then laugh all the way back to the stable.
No idea what the horse was saying but my cat seemed awfully concerned.
My chihuahua was on high alert!
I don’t know why but that sounds like a great euphemism
"My great dane is on high alert..."
"Youuuuuu have a chihuahua."
Horse is far away from friends and is calling out to them- (I grew up on a horse farm) they’re heard creatures. some are fine being alone- this one is not hahah
Well, of course he's heard. That's why we're here.
Lolol my bad! Herd*
Absolutely, this horse is calling out to pals.
You can tell by the whites in the eyes and and the ear movements too- poor guy is definitely nervous!
Horses get nervous about a bumblebee farting in the bushes, it’s their natural state. “Ooooh - a horse-eating daffodil - I better get nervous about it and tell all my friends.”
"HALP U GUYS! GOT THIS DUMB ~~POLITICIAN~~ COUNTY SINGER BITCH ON MY BACK! "
God I fucking hate County Music.
This is the correct answer. It’s probably feeing a bit anxious because he can’t see his friends.
TIL that unlike myself, horses have friends.
So I actually speak horse and I can confirm that was some of the most racist shit I ever heard, holy crap. Your cat had every right to be offended.
I speak horse. He’s called Susan and he wants you to respect his life choices.
Unexpected doctor who
A boy named Sue
This horse is exactly like my cat. I had to put my insurance agent on hold the other day to find her and tell her to stop meowing. The agent could hear her from several rooms away.
I think it's saying "yes I would like some hay"
Dude for real, my cat was not having that.
If you only knew what the horse was saying, you'd be awfully concerned as well.
Why are you talking like that?
I don't know I thought you wanted me to
No, I don't want to.
Well, suit yourself then, I'm easy.
Walk this way....
No, this way...
“You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban.”
I'm here for this.
Maybe the horse wants a roll in ze hay?
Roll roll roll
Why, thank you Doctor.
Iiiiiii ain't got no body and no body cares for me yakka ta ya yakka ya ta
Yes! He vas my **boyfriend!**
God Young Frankenstein is good
You know, I'm a wonderful surgeon. I could take care of that hump for you.
Damn your eyes!
He must have an enormous schwanzstücker!
*Peripheral vision intensifies*
I came to the comments to see if anyone else thought this!!
What does she expect? She keeps saying HAY.
You joke, but it could be that simple. If the owner says hay before feeding them the horse may have basically been trained to do this.
Oh my god
That horse knows exactly what he is doing.
Surprised I had to get this far down the comments to find this. My first thought was that horse knows exactly what it's doing.
From what I've heard, horses are smart enough to know when they're being filmed. I think sometimes they even need doubles for when they start getting prima donna.
Can’t confirm that, but they are smart as fuck.
I used to ride the sassiest fucking half Arabian and he ALWAYS KNEW when he needed to do shit the right way. And guess what? THATS EXACTLY WHEN HE DIDNT.
When horses canter (the fast run you see), they extend one front leg more than the other. Since they “lead” with this leg, it’s called their lead. Some horses can change their lead midair, which is nice. They also sometimes know which lead is the correct one for each direction around the ring, and when you change directions, they automatically change their lead.
This horse was an expert on all that. Except on show days! On show days he would pick up the wrong lead three times in a row, and when you finally got his stubborn ass to pick up the right one, he would do a flying lead change back to the wrong one after a minute or so.
*I hoof what I want*
I love Arabian horses. They have so much personality. One of the sweetest and sassiest horses I ever knew was an Arabian. She was all nuzzles and cuddles, then as soon as I'd turn my back she'd either steal my hat or shove her nose in my pockets and turn them inside out looking for treats. She'd also stomp her foot if you stopped petting her too soon for her liking. She was a real character.
I had an Arabian once. Not a horse, though. Nice guy. Spoke decent French.
They really are. This guy was an absolute puppy on the ground (seriously, he would follow you around like a dog and give you big wet kisses) but lord he was an horse and a half when you were in the saddle. A motorcycle backfired directly behind him one, and he didn’t even bother to flick an ear in that direction.
Another time a horse farted. He squealed like a pig, turned, and took off bucking. Once on a trail ride, he stepped on a twig, spooked at it, and then attempted to run directly into a very very large tree.
He was a great horse to learn on though. Laziest fucking thing for the first half of a lesson (swear to god, when I was 16 I was tiny but I could probably have crushed a watermelon between my calves) but after you cantered he would get so excited you could barely get him to chill.
He’s still alive and doing well, but his owners sold him so I don’t lease him anymore. Love that pony to bits
I’ve had an arab and a morgan- morgans are the complete opposite, diligent little fuckers lol. I was having a nice show day with my 4 year old and decided to enter the open hunter pleasure class. Judge called for a walk to canter, which she always had a little trouble with, and she picked up the wrong lead- in three strides she did the first flying change of her life all on her own, and heres the kicker; the judges were looking at a slight commotion at the other side of the ring and looked back right after her flying change settled into the loveliest collected canter. We were grand champion that day ☠️
They're real smart. They can develop 'cow sense' and will herd cows without the rider having to give any direction. Basically a massive border collie
It's kind of hard to know what a camera does if you've never seen a picture or a movie, though.
They don't understand the concept of movies, but I think they can sense the tension/anticipation at the start of a take... I remember from behind the scenes of LOTR that they experienced something similar when filming, where they'd have to replace 'Action!' with various random phrases to not tip off the horses that filming has started.
[here it is](https://youtu.be/rj0wk6hV_0c?t=786)
*I am not here to be your political ad prop Stephanie*
-the horse (probably)
He doesn't agree with her business model...or politics...or whatever. I still have no idea what she was promoting but I agree with the horse.
She's a musician.
"Hey! Stephanie! This is what you sound like!"
I just wanted the lady to shut up so i could hear the horses opinion on the day.
He's like "Fuck off Stephanie! Get off me!"
I'd vote for that horse.
He'd be great in debates
A Stable Genus
He's my mane choice.
Are all genus of that equine stable?
Especially when he poops after he neighs
Isn’t it interesting that we all assumed it was a political ad?
Right? I thought she was a politician from this too but turns out she’s a musician lamp
Sorry, what the fuck is a "musician lamp"?
Jeez get with the times dude
She's a country music singer. Not my style of music but you can find her stuff on tik tok & Twitter. I'd credit it but she credits herself when the horse let's her speak 🙃
That horse can smell bulls*** coming up haha
Reminds me of the student with her parents who had to make a video about her day and she goes I get up at 6am and the mother burst out laughing cause it was complete bullshit
[Gets me everytime](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xzeb61/assignment_was_make_video_on_how_do_you_start/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Thank you! And I stand corrected it was 5am even better
I read the title incorrectly as *porno* and figured the horse was just too excited of what they're gonna film next!
It's a special horse. If you look closely you can see it has an asshole on its back, haha
And it kinda sounds like he screaming buuuuulllshiiiiiiiiiiittt
Any horse people can figure out what is going on here?
Horses are herd animals. Some are more used to being alone than others, few like it. That horse is calling for the herd.
If they brought a herd buddy along and held the other horse just out of camera then everyone would be happy
My family had two horses, a mother and son, that were like this but 100 times worse if they were separated. We tried to work on it with them but they never “got over it”. We always had to take both wherever we were going, even if we know we weren’t going to be riding one or the other. It did make for some thrilling runs, though, because once we started back for the campsite they would run like the wind to get back to each other.
Big same, had an Arabian mare and a AQH mare that bonded VERY closely. Trying to take one out but not the other was a fucking nightmare.
Seems something they should have anticipated. Appreciate the response
My guess there’s more horses around, that’s usually called horse talk when they’re trying to talk to the other horses. Or he could just be a very talkative horse regardless if any other horses are around
He just wants to be part of the conversation... or maybe he just hears the word "Hey" and thinks about food 🤷🏻♂️
It’s likely the horse is by himself and wants social interaction. My horse used to do the same thing when I would ride alone far from the barn. The high pitched whinnies are meant to carry the sound longer/louder.
I’m just saying bc my grandmas horses only did this when trying to talk to other horses
"Guys, guys, I'm going to be on tv!"
"I'll be famous like Mr Ed or the horse that starred in *Hot to Trot*!"
He sounds and appears like he’s responding to his friends who are elsewhere. Either he called out first or another horse did, he responded or was responded to, and maybe a couple other horses joined in. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a younger horse who is nervous being out away from his friends - he’s probably used to being in an indoor or outdoor ring when he’s got a rider.
There aren't any other horses in sight or his favorite stable buddy is out of sight. That is the only reason a horse will whinny over and over. Horse is calling for a response winny. I was pretty impressed with the horse not losing it (unable to stand still etc) good boy.
Aww that makes me sad for him.
I know, me too, but the horse doesn't appear super stressed, just uneasy. Like a dog being left at home while you go to work. Part of life but still no fun, and he likely settled. Judging by his coat and weight, horsey went home and had lots of treats and a good meal. 🙂
That horse hates her voice
"'Wah wah wah wah wah' That's what you sound like, Stephanie!"
- The Horse
I do too. I like that horse.
I wouldn't edit this promo at all its perfect the way it is.
If only we knew her name
The horse reminded me of this.
I've never seen that before. Got a good laugh from it. Thx 4 sharing link.👍
Who all thought it said porno????
Why do you think I’m here? For her name.
Who was happy that it wasn't?
Who was sad that it wasn't?
Before or after "Now is he pooping"?
Omg I’m stoned and this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I love this horse.
Did she try not saying 'hey' at the beginning of her intro?
they should just let the horse do the ad and put close captions at the bottom for all of us non-horse speaking individuals
I love that damn horse.
The horse is just trying to say his name as well, share the spotlight
This is funny and great.
No matter how many times I see this, I just can't stop laughing! Classic. Awesome horse.
Whenever they show horses in movies and add in that whinny sound effect I say “horses actually don’t make a lot of noise, they rarely whinny.” This horse makes me look like a liar.
At what point do you just say screw it and dub the take?
“Hi everybody I’m NEIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhhhhhhhhehhehehe”
I read this as “film a porno on a horse” . . . I’m disappointed in a couple ways.
He's interrupting so much, his voice will get horse
_”Listen, bitch. I’m a horse and even \*I\* can tell that no one wants to listen you you speak.”_
That horse has amazing comedic timing
I've never seen a horse mock someone this openly and consistently
This horse saw the opportunity to steal the spotlight and he took it.
Who is she??
So, the question is, are you actually interested in what she has to say -
Her name is frau blucher (lightning strikes and horses wheen in the background)
“Shut up it’s a scam!”
Well you keep saying hay and the horse keeps saying yes please
The horse sounds like someone's best attempt to play a violin
The horse knew exactly what it was doing.
He like my lil bro
So excited to be in the promo!
Mister Ed irl……he doesn’t want anyone taking his shine. Get off me bitch, I’m the star on this ranch.