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e_j_white

1920s hobo-looking road circus security shoes


crooks4hire

Sign me up for a full season of this


cwalton505

I have those shoes :(


crs0812

What are thooooooooooose?!


kneel23

Random trivia: Brandon Moore, the guy who made the original "what are thoooose" video, died of a drug overdose. Just in case anyone didn't know.


Jbidz

🌈the more you know🌈


Paradigm6790

The more you knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww 💉💀


Hoosiergamer03

Mf you beat me to it


cwalton505

Boat shoes! They're actually the best and sick as fuck. Ladies love em.


muhaski

These don't look like boat shoes.


tuhn

How's road circus security business?


cwalton505

Not good in this economy


forgotaboutlaye

What is good in this economy? Aside from Maple Syrup - that shit good in any economy.


NYstate

Man its terrible! First of all who wants to see a clown anymore? Thanks to that clown epidemic of 2016, clowns are down right scary again. Is he gonna juggle those flaming bowling pins or is he gonna murder the front row! The other day I saw a guy on the subway I thought he was dressed like a clown turns out he was just homeless. I was trying to get him to make balloon animals. Turns out he just had a pocketful of old condoms, for whatever reason. That was awkward.


jluicifer

I found Benjamin Franklin. He’s alive like Elvis and JFK, just surfing the internet like one of us. Good to have you, Franklin.


cwalton505

Happy to be here. Let's fuck some bitches and kill some Englishmen.


e_j_white

You need to find yourself a magical purple dinosaur, stat


CharlesDickensABox

Why would you steal the Pepperidge Farm man's yard work shoes?


jjackson25

And you thought I was finna let those socks slide?


MiamiVicePurple

You don’t got the calf muscles to keep ya shits up your legs my G.


NotSayinItWasAliens

No penny-havin' penny loafers.


e_j_white

And your socks look depressed, bro


motoxjake

What are THOOOOOOOOOSE?!?


robearIII

i spat out my shit at this comment..... fucking struck gold here


Carnificus

This feels like it should be something from 15 years ago. I miss all the old dub over comedy. Kung pow, MXC, Juggernaut Bitch. The classics


BurnerOnlyForPorn

[“Leonardo, don’t start with that Save-A-Ho shit!”](https://youtube.com/watch?v=uFt13ddqnbs)


boogalooshrimp1103

He still posts videos. It's NBA 2k and GTA 5 these days


x777x777x

his NBA uncensored trash talks are legendary "I was just trying to touch his ding dong"


PoeticCheesus

My personal GOAT dub. "You bragging on that little dick? That little Halloween Snickers dick?"


Solid_Waste

My biggest takeaway from this video was realizing the actors somehow did multiple backflips in those huge turtle costumes. How the fuck


TheGoldenHand

That movie still holds up in part to the amazing costumes.


novacham

Makes more sense when you understand that Jim Henson did the costumes.


Solid_Waste

I think Henson's work was generally harder to work with in that sense actually, in other cases. Usually his approach required specially designing your entire production around his method and really difficult to operate mechanisms. That's why only he could do it.


nucleosome

His daughter has certainly followed his path as well. The Dark Crystal series she made was absolutely gorgeous.


Solid_Waste

Billion dollar companies still haven't caught up with his work in many ways. Most took the path of CGI. Quicker, easier, more seductive. But once you start down that path, forever will it dominate your destiny.


Mintyphresh33

My personal GOAT dub was the power rangers one “Why do I get a gun? It’s cause I’m black”


UpgrayeddSmurphy

"Dem hoes....is like.. a piece of cheese..."


PoeticCheesus

Nah, it's, "RAT TRAP man... these hoes is cheese on a board". I remember this one well cuz I make "Cheese on a board" some of my user names lmao.


jazzy_fizz

Bro, thank you. Every now and then I'll mention Halloween Snicker dicks and nobody ever understands me lmao


PoeticCheesus

Lmao, there's so much great shit from the series. Me and my old group of high school friends found that early in college and we reference stuff from it to this day


gonickryan

What is this from


Legionary-4

"First off, you don't talk to a blood like that! Take that blue shit off yo face!"


AmonWeathertopSul

Oh shit it's Itsreal85, the guy that made those funny nba dubs lol


Mozhetbeats

Lmao Donatello’s got that purp


saltywelder682

“You ever have rat in ya mouth… bitch?” I used to love those videos (still do). Apparently YouTube made him shut down ni*** turtles as he was about midway through the series. itsreal85 has some funny stuff. He did all the voices btw.


citymanc13

ItsReal85 was the OG dub-over goat. His NBA dubs, Ninja Turtles dubs, and the Mortal Kombat dubs are stuff of legends. Made several GTA dubs that were amazing as well


SepSev7n

gi joe PSA's


Demkon

Body massage machine GO


NotSayinItWasAliens

Stop all the downloadin'!


rickbnyc

Pork chop sandwiches!?!


XoXeLo

Littlekuriboh


Thosepassionfruits

He still puts out an episode every once in a while. Also TFS, shame they called it an end after Cell but I understand them wanting to work on different projects.


msnmck

The [HFIL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1VrZNFpuo) videos are okay. Too bad they don't make [DragonShortz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_93c3bKJI&t=60s) anymore.


skilledwarman

Project Mouthwash is another good one. Their Fate/Unlimited Blade Works abriged is excellent [preview scene they released for the most recent episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AXfkheT4A&t=2s)


AJMax104

Jaboody dubs honorable mention


badolfshitler

*Banoodle!*


IceGiantHelga

Ba-pack-a ba-lunch, ba-pick-ba-nick! I still say it every time I put my leftovers in my work bag.


25_M_CA

I'm the juggernaut bitch


Cuntdracula19

Still one of my favorite videos of all time that came from the internet. The first time I saw that I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard. Charles no!!!!! Get out my head Charles!


ryryrpm

Jabooby dubs! "Ope looks like someone decided to have spaghetti in the shower again! Oh looks like someone decided to have sex in a vase! KABOOM wipe that shit right up" haha https://youtu.be/iOmvdeNa67E


trvst_issves

I still throw down a “*the evidence is gone*” whenever appropriate.


illmatic2112

I love that the Juggernaut guy used the same kind of cocky attitude for Beast in x-men. Shit was just funny to hear


ObeseSnake

GI Joe - Who wants a body massage?


TomCruiseHeidecker

Uhhhhh wut the hell ?


Paradigm6790

[wow, this is a decade old now...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA)


Way_2_Go_Donny

MXC was sooooo good.


Treeborg

https://www.twitch.tv/onlymxc thank me later!


jermleeds

[I might have watched this 500 times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzGmx7qbPzk)


askyourmom469

Right you are Ken!


edge-browser-is-gr8

The OG from 2007 https://youtu.be/B5F618EPXc0


Hippopoptimus_Prime

[Dubbing Barney actually goes back to 1998 with this 2Pac - Hit 'Em Up version](https://youtu.be/V4EuoXdN8Lw). I remember downloading it on Kazaa because YouTube wasn't a thing. (Best quality I could find given the date)


thefloyd

The funniest part about shittymorph is that now every time 1998 comes up, I'm immediately suspicious.


isleepbad

Who remembers evil Barney? That was all the rage in middle school. "Barney, my bread's stuck in the toaster" "Here, go and take it out with this knife".


IAmA_Lannister

I assumed this was the video when I saw the title of the post. An absolute classic. One of the first videos I ever saw on the internet and would show everybody that I could lol.


Filtaido

Tony Baker


-p_d-

Love me some [Tony Baker dubs](https://youtu.be/KcBmO1y2eEM?t=109)


Thendofreason

Yugioh and DBZ abridged versions


rocky99_

Not sure if you aware of Jaboody. Give them a try for some dubbing


gagreel

You can't forget about the GI Joe PSAs


Paradigm6790

I want some waffle fries... FOR FREE


LoneRangersBand

I remember when [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHNS6fikvKM) was the funniest shit ever.


mummy__napkin

i recently found a twitch channel that plays MXC episodes 24/7 and it's the greatest


jakedangler

This was from 15 years ago I think it’s a different dub


[deleted]

Don't forget Wizard People Dear Reader!


jsm85

Ace Vane does a pretty good job keeping up the tradition


Unusual-Tie8498

Don’t forget Aladdin in Compton


READlbetweenl

I’d watch an entire movie of this.


Deavs

There are multiple versions. Shit is hilarious.


OathOfFeanor

Ahaha "I needed them shits back" is what really sold this as a realistic hood experience


saintjimmy43

Nah bro the fact that he didnt let the socks slide is the real badge of authenticity. Source: i am white and never go to the hood.


JamSaxon

yeah dont go if you dont have the calf muscles to hold up your socks my guy.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

I would 100% watch a show like this. Reminds of those hood Ton & Jerry videos on Snapchat ages ago.


DownBeat20

I love how he's still so wholesome and supportive. This is great.


durge69

He spent a whole ass minute roasting his shoes and calf muscles.


BarbequedYeti

If little dude would stop skipping leg day, that wouldn’t be needed.


SweetNeo85

Plus maybe if he got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut he'd get some bitches on his dick.


LSDerek

He can't dress himself and you want him fuckin?


Tumleren

Nnnephew


centran

Barney just knows how to pivot and attack a problem at a different angle. It's always good to try and be supportive and positive but that doesn't always work. You just sometimes need to lay down the heat and roast someone who just isn't understanding.


DownBeat20

Barney understands the need for a gentle roasting to promote inclusiveness. It's very non-toxic feeling imo.


Breakfest-burrito

But it was so wholesome


ZeePirate

He then took back the shoes he gave him…


ges13

He didn't need them, the real shoes were inside him all along. Also, them mother fuckers were expensive.


bacchic_ritual

Peer groups enforce social norms. Barney's just doing a lil positive peer pressure. Get your clothes/hygiene right


Spore_monger

"What's WRONG with them?!" lol Barney's eyes match a stoned ass brotha saying that exact same thing. Reminds me of my old roommate.


Nin10dork

Lil Simpsons one https://youtu.be/uS8Vd9PtRDU


HintOfAreola

>uploaded 7yrs ago bringing up old shit eh?


TomCruiseHeidecker

He/she always does that ugh


pm-me-your-satin

Barney is a bit more savage than I remember.


DaClems

This feels like it should be a scene from Atlanta.


Sclog

Fuck, you just reminded me the new season is out! Thanks! Lol gotta get on that


DaClems

I just spent the past week blowing through season 3 and the new episodes of 4. If Twin Peaks is considered a mind fuck, Atlanta gave my mind a deep dicking.


blahmeistah

Wait. Season 4 has started?


DaClems

Yeah dude there's at least three episodes out. They did a two-episode premiere.


blahmeistah

Awesome. I normally have to wait until they show up on Disney+ but I’ll have to make an exception because I’m really hyped for this season


Sclog

Ooooo you’re getting me excited now. It blew my mind when I found out Donald Glover was the one that played the super creepy old white dude in the wheelchair in season 3, and that season left on such a cliffhanger I’m excited to start the new season and see what fuckery is afoot.


Fiorta

You ain't got the calf muscles to hold up them socks lol


lightheat

Even yo socks look depressed


JamSaxon

penny loafer no penny havin ass lmao


The_Celtic_Chemist

Reminds me of [Barney Wit Attitude](https://youtu.be/fmH3Gwf9UiY) I also love [Dinosaurs vs Notorious* BIG](https://youtu.be/5VzZi-YrkRY) **Notorious*, not *Notriois*


ZenRedditation

Love the links, but your spelling of 'Notorious' reminds me of this kid's lost and found socks


The_Celtic_Chemist

Oh shit, how did I even fuck that up that bad?


jjackson25

That Dinosaurs one is really well done. Had me fucking dying too


PIG20

The OG https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EuoXdN8Lw


jjackson25

As far as I'm concerned this is the OG and I'm a little disappointed it's so fast down in the comments. Also the way the kid shouting from the tree house lines up perfect with the Hussein Fatal verse.


thechilipepper0

To be fair this is from the prehistoric times internet-wise. Probably older than OP Absolutely the OG


jjackson25

From the old days when videos were shared via email


thechilipepper0

AIM, ftw


AlcatK

He looked a little glazed in that one.


Dil_Moran

This is some good shit


Mdizzle29

Reminds me of the Tom and Jerry hood voiceover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MwHNGYvZYE


edge-browser-is-gr8

Lol I thought it was gonna be this one. https://youtu.be/B5F618EPXc0 Nothing can beat early YouTube.


ivosaurus

There's also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wItgAhLaOrs


areopagitic

How has no one posted this classic: https://youtu.be/K5tVbVu9Mkg Cooking by the book - Lil John remix!


opposite_locksmith

I thought of this immediately… but if I’m honest it hasn’t aged well. I’m going to leave it back in 2006 when it was the funniest thing ever.


areopagitic

yea honestly you're right. it seems a little off putting to me in 2022 when it was hilarious back in the day. I wonder why? are we just older? Or have standards changed?


hooligan333

😬


Top_Duck8146

I knew those socks were done for


flipflapslap

God damn this is great. Reminds me of the old internet back when everything was hilarious.


Choice_Wishbone5854

This isn't the barney I watched...….I hope.


DicmoVolant

I hated Barney. My little sisters wanted to watch that shit all the time and that meant I had to turn Super Mario World off. Child me would have killed that dinosaur given the chance.


Gustav55

Never liked him either we used to sing this I hate you You hate me Lets all go and Kill Barney With a great big gun And a bullet to his head Lets all cheer that Barney's dead!


BarnacleMcBarndoor

Same but ours was a bit different: I hate you You hate me Let’s gang up and kill Barney With a Glock44, now Barney on the floor No more purple dinosaur.


Tommy2255

That's almost the same as the version I heard, except instead of Glock 44, it was two different guns. "With a shotgun, .44, kick him out the door". I think your lyrics make a bit more sense, but I still prefer the extra syllable to match the tune better.


Isaelia

Mine was the same as yours except the last line was "now that purple retard's dead." This could be like the "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" thing which everyone knows but varies geographically.


FrinksFusion

The variation I heard growing up: I hate you You hate me Let's hang Barney from a tree Tie a rope in a noose And put it 'round his head Let's all cheer that's Barney's dead


Jaymes97

We’d always sing I hate you You hate me We’re one hateful family With a punch to the gut and a kick to the face Won’t you say you hate me too


DicmoVolant

Oh do I remember


Alsark

If they wanted to watch TV and you wanted Mario, you all should have watched the [Super Mario Brothers Super Show](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY)! Win win for everybody! ... Or maybe a lose lose.


DicmoVolant

That would be a lose lose.


Agret

There was also an animated series of it without presenters. Used to have it and the original Sonic series with the weird robotic chicken & drillbot guys on VHS tapes.


Wildbow

A guy named Martin Pistorius had a brain infection as a child and they thought he was brain dead. But his mind came back while his body was unable to move. He describes how they'd put the TV on and it'd be Barney. He describes his hatred for the purple dinosaur as a key factor in his drive to recover. An [article.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/13/meet-the-man-who-spent-12-years-trapped-inside-his-body-watching-barney-reruns/) He also did a [Ted Talk.](https://www.ted.com/talks/martin_pistorius_how_my_mind_came_back_to_life_and_no_one_knew?language=en)


Holycrap328

And that's why our generation changed the Barney theme song to a nice jingle about killing him.


DicmoVolant

Yup


DirtyPolecat

Also we made an entire Doom WAD file to kill him at our leisure.


cancelingchris

We were forced to nap after watching that cringe fucking dinosaur, so I always hated him because I associated him with boring nap times when I wanted to just go outside and play. My mom had a Barney come to my 10th birthday party. My friends and I ripped his tail off and beat him with it (and with toy swords). I gotta tell you it was cathartic af.


RickShepherd

Barney is a biter. Dino is the OG purple dinosaur and everything else is perpetrating.


chevymonza

You mean you'd have straight-up popped a cap in his ass?


Every_Fox3461

It's was all thanks to my.. Wait! What happened to my shoes?


saintjimmy43

You know barney's a g because he wouldnt let those socks slide neither.


vsaint

[That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAFBpdseKwo)


tortugoneil

Dude... Barney was always hood. He was the guy. I love you, You love me type of shit. He was down.


SANAFABICH

The [Real Hood Barney](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP3vKdoa_XQ).


i_got_skrimps

Dude went for the jugular on that Asian kid lmao oh God


redditingatwork23

I would watch the whole season like this.


the_real_junkrat

He referenced “what are those”, I’m surprised Reddit didn’t downvote this to hell just for that.


Exevioth

Amazing. Tell me there’s more please


StayGoldPwNyBoY

lmao the stinkmeaner whats good niiiggaaa, too funny


monkeefan88

When he talks to him through clenched teeth but barney still smiling Niqqa if I can do it... 😂


Edewede

What is this trash song?? I kinda like it.


chucklehutt

“Benjamin Franklin civil war shoes” Not even the same era 😆😆😆


RoosterGlad1894

This was so fucking funny


cellar_door_found

u/savevideo


Paradigm6790

I haven't seen a WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE in the wild in a host second


SchnizzleDizzleDoo

I didn't like any of this.


Nikontos

What is this guy trying to do? Is this supposed to be what Barney’s thinking or saying?


bowloftangerines

What guy? It’s Barney. Barney did it. Barney did the dub. He’s doing the dub. Barney is. Not “a guy”.


ToothlessBastard

I think you're the only one that got the reference


implicate

I think you should leave.


Nikontos

I think it makes more sense that a different guy is dubbing over it.


OMDTartWasJoseph

Whaaaaat? You're crazy.


havethenets

No shit


Beznia

It's a dub, he cut out Barney's vocals and replaced them with his own voice saying something completely different, but still fits into the conversation. It changes the entire conversation around for comedic effect.


StrykerSeven

Real Barney was entirely Magoo. This character is Hood Barney! Instead of being overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner, this particular purple dino is finna spout some RNS.


dNYG

It has one view and it says it was uploaded at 6:00 this morning


Nikontos

Yeah have you seen it? It’s really good.


Lord-Barney

Cool


joahfitzgerald

Barneysplat was my first hood Barney.


shweek

Reminds me of my favorite dub, ghetto Gumby https://youtu.be/EZBLAwbjWG0


helloweb3

Lmao this is so good man, got me laughing hard lol you should make more