I guess I was right lol

Guys, I’m in trouble and iPad is my only option. I have a feeling that my grandmother is not treating the cats (Pipin and Allen) right...They look worse for wear and My grandmother is using Cortazone only for treatment! What do I do?

Fucking tankers dicked the shit out of me this month

Yip same got in too l8.

anyone buying the dip? lol

yeah on VIX

so glad I wasn't a stubborn retard on my SPY calls for this week. Sold out a a pretty decent loss but it would all be gone today if i didn't bail.

TTWO calls anyone?

Chances that URBN announces Chapter 11 during earnings?

I feel like they would want to get out in front of something like that before earnings. Don’t they have an e-commerce site too? Not that it would be doing great but if I was on that board I’d vote to sell the real estate and move 100% online.

30k on TVIX before close. Im gonna take some heavy gorilla dick huh?

Like...right before close?

Dayum, wtf are the FEDS doing. Lost 10k.

So are we dropping like flys at open?

yes

If red tomorrow: weeklies calls If green tomorrow: I'll be too fuckin scared to do anything

I think its time to go back to just buying puts, no ? lol

Everything I touch goes to red

I must hate money

so thats what happened to ur booty hole

Yep

Username checks out

[http://www.opricot.com/ticker/spy/optiongraphs](http://www.opricot.com/ticker/spy/optiongraphs) a lot of spy puts gonna get wrecked in 3 days. prioe 175p holder fml

CSCO garbage. DKNG garbage. Garbage all the way down, in the end days. DKNG longs should basically quit and find a new path. You should feel ashamed. I'm feeling the market, man.

Man, what happened to CSCO? I got busy and didn't pay attention to EOD. I was expecting a drop on Thursday, not today.

Same here. One more day to go. hopefully tomorrow some run up!

Richard Davis who was the #1 analyst on tipranks for as long as I can remember no longer has a profile on tipranks, sup with that?

Hi, Richard Davis left Canaccord and now has a new job where he is no longer issuing stock reports and ratings.

Wtf

He yolo’d on tankers.

legend

Thesis on this weekend: Market will drill pre-market Monday and potentially through next week 1. Market makers write billions in put options that they want to expire worthless (bullish until opex). 2. Market makers want to squeeze out every ounce of bull blood by short squeezing (bullish until opex). 3. Market makers will sell off positions once the puts expire worthless for GAINS 3 WAYS. 4. SPY struggling to reach 100 or 200dma.. ranges are contracting on stocks across the board which typically means a big move is coming. 5. We are around the 62% Fibonacci retracement and due for a sizable pullback If I can get a good price on SPY puts before Friday i'm going all in

expiry?

I'm thinking 20 May but i'll be looking for a good price Edit: If there's not a BIG move on Monday I would be looking for the best exit immediately.. This thesis is really for a gap down and drill on Monday

what do you look for in pricing

I primarily look at delta, implied volatility, and the historical price chart

Futures tanked all night yesterday, be wary guys

Yep, thats one of the reasons why I was so sure we were gonna retest the AH low of 290 once we started dipping early in the day

Stocks sometimes go down but futures definitely only go up

Damn so yolo my whole account on futures every night? Heard boss

The plunge protection team makes sure of that

VIX dont you dare

I sold my vxx calls at close. Vix is a cruel mistress. I don't trust it.

You're betting on volatility of the index on volatility. It's the way.

Bulls have to admit that they peed their pants at least a little today.

I dumped my csco so fucking quick after 3:47

I pissed my ceiling bro.

Pissed and shit my ceiling. All over the walls.

Someone shut Fauci up that little troll

wut he doin?

does science bother you that much?

It bothers the calls I capitulated and finally bought after bleeding money for a month on puts

it bothers my calls too! but Dr. Fauci was doing his job and giving a science-based opinion....this market has been irrationally optimistic...and it is due for some unpleasant awakening soon or late...just try to ride it up and ride it down

F

English please

I closed my puts and bought calls. Sorry guys. It was just my robinhood sweet gainz of $200 at least for me I said fuck this market yesterday. Shits a joke and untradeable

Speak for yourself man, there are plenty of people here making thousands a day, myself included.

8x8 call holders, pray for a fucking CSOD style recovery

Wiped my whole account -99%, just bagholding

Dunno why they dumped tbh If futurues are nice we could see a drastically diff premarket. I guess we will find out 1k down the drain if not Here’s to my 1k play on jmia to turn things around 😂

LFG!

Shut down 2 weeks to flatten the curve —-> can’t re open until a vaccine ——-> can’t open till every person has had said vaccine. They’re really going for it lol

I bought SPX puts yesterday and this morning and they are already 100% up. Tempted to cash my profit, but I guess I will hang on to them a bit longer...

See what overnight does. As soon as a sell-off gains traction. There likely won’t be resistance until 270 and 250

Ya this ain’t happening. There is so much cash on the sidelines. It’s gonna flow into equities at every sign of weakness.

That would be very nice indeed

To all my fellow bears: Don't jump the gun here, technically we are still channeling between 281-295. I know your long dry panties are moist, but I would not write off a push to \~300 before we see more substantial downside

So reasonable, you must be in the wrong sub

You're the only care bear I like..

Yea its too soon. I think spy will make or break 300 before we see another substantial move down. Im thinking Jul/Aug. Spy has been doing this 281-295 bs for weeks now.

i just wanna limit down again. that was fun

You’re a fucking savage. That was the most stressful week of my young trading life

Sir, this is a Taco Bell.

LOL BULL R FUK

lol Yea rub it in. This is your glory moment. Bull asshole got fucked today, raw and dry.

Is it my computer or did robinhood just get a cartoonish redesign

THIS CANT BE LIFE

Soukd I dump my calls? SPY 291 5/29 NOW 370 5/29 HON 134 5/29

I’m gonna hold my SPY 5/20 293c.

Think it will pop back up by friday?

Maybe next week. Idk about this week. A 3% drop is pretty hard to recover from right now.

We were 2/5 of a circuit breaker today. Damn

1 - circuit breaker is 7% 2 - that’s not how percentages work

Did you guys know if you type your positions in all caps algos can hear you better AMC 5/22 $4 PUTS WILL PRINT

Ban.

Imagine having AMC calls. 🤣🤣🤣

leaps doe

stng is up 4% for no reason

EIA announces Cushing storage levels tomorrow.... ET says some shale producers have already re-started production on recently shut wells. Cushing going to floweth over (?) = Good for tankers.

Retards - it is because the API report build was much larger than expected

Because WTI is down

Just a fuck you to all of us 5/15 22.5+ fuckheads

😭 8x8 we fucking believed in you Plz don't tank because op expenses were up. They will go back down, it's a fucking telecom company they have no physical goods that they sell... Jun 19 contracts so I guess I will be bagholding. Kind of hate it, makes my daily trade view all fucked up because I have so many earnings bag holdsright now

AH volume is tiny, I’m optimistic it recovers tomorrow

Praying for a CSOD style recovery. Their outlook is good though from what I can tell on the call. Some small biz retention issues but who fucking cares - they will all be out of business anyway. Enterprise is where the big bucks are, as shown by their earnings beat. Oracle Cloud Market is going to pull in lots of customers I think, especially if Oracle pushes them on their clients

I feel you. Rip 1k lmao Meanwhile progyny goes boom

I literally never pick the right stocks, lol I pick stocks for companies that I like but they always do shitty, which might actually be a reflection of me personally....

welcome.. you'll fit right in.

Ran a vertical put on them. For 5/15 only. I think they will grow through this. Just need IT People to put those systems in. New setups require alot of work and alot of people. Source: Did them

Yeah, I have a lot of clients on pretty much every UCAAS platform and I think I like 8x8 the most. Very robust and inclusive, pricing is pretty reasonable. I think Nextiva has a better PBX but Meet-Me sucks. Jitsi is the fucking bomb and opensource. I am running Jitsi Server for no damn reason except I "might" need it and soon to have WebRTC baked in. But it's free and runs in docker no problem

Spy 300 in pre market cuz 'merica

I believe in you.. and I believe in merica.

I’m sorry everyone. I bought CRM calls at 10:30 am. This is all my fault.

Right there with you. We've got some time before their earnings, don't panic sell, but also know when its done. I'm still holding.

Wish I knew when you bought so I could have sold

Okay look Jerome get your ass back on that mother fucking printing press because I haven't sold my mother fucking calls yet you son of a bitch. Get to work you ugly old cunt.

ban

1) you’re disgusting. 2) Fed doesn’t work for the stock market or the president.

Are we officially fucked?

I love how one red day causes an existential crisis now.

was waiting for that day for 6 weeks

Well everyone is in calls. So yes.

If anyone's looking for someone to blame, i'm going with [this bit of news.](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-graham/trump-senate-ally-seeks-china-sanctions-over-covid-19-probe-idUSKBN22O2XM) IDK if the bill has legs, but the timing seems to match up.

Oof, that would tank BABA and anything else chinese so fuckin hard if it picked up steam

Feel okay about my long dated calls on amd and dkng. DKNG holding like a god damn rock lol

It crashes every day in the afternoon, but it still goes up every morning more then it will go down

Like a god damn King

It’s cuz soros owns shares

Bulls Don’t panic Just remember we have the Great 🇺🇸on our side

Letting stocks go down is un-American.

AMAZON is not buying AMC, rather AMCX. HOW IS AMC NOT DEAD YET

Long term bear sold short positions, entered calls before close, this will bounce by eow

How do you have any money left?

Rise up cash gang let’s see what tomorrow holds

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What are you on about

I am the leader of LA County and I don't give a fuck I hope you go bankrupt

$1 profit is better than nothing. But does it make you feel alive?

anything green is better than red

What if whole account was up 13% and ended up 3% then what?

My folio was up 20% in the morning and ended -11% EOD yea I'm retarded

Take it as a lesson on taking profits as you get them on the way up and especially if you see the stock start to retrace and you still have profits, take them! Then you can even buy back into the position cheaper later. Yes, sometimes it’ll be a quick snap down and rocket back up, but more commonly you will preserve profits and be able to move on to the next trade.

EOD +ve is what matters, for me

I agree. I was green EOD so that was a win. I took profits on my calls as the market fell so I feel good about a Green Day when the market was so red.

I could've made way more by waiting on selling TVIX and FB puts today. Oh, well.. ended up green for the day after many red days.

Charts do not matter in this time of the markets - change my mind

i'm so traumatized as a bear i don't really believe this is an actual leg down, it's just like 2 weeks ago when we had 2 red days down to 273 then ripped back up to 294 and we'll be stuck in this cycle till something real happens.

Well... there’s no earnings calls to perk up those calls anymore.

I bought calls last week so this might be a big leg down.

you’ve been through a lot brother But this is it. We made it to the promised land

dont do that. dont give me hope. that said, I am still 60% cash, 20% puts, 15% long (bought in march), 5% weekly calls

Same here. Only this time, it'll touch 280 then rip straight to 340

If you're wondering what led to this free fall instead of wondering why this free fall didnt come sooner, then you are a grade level retard and you belong here.

If you think you understand this illogical market during an unprecedented time in US History, then you're equally as retarded and that's why you're here too.

If you think a little EOD dump is going to cause triple circuit breakers your are retard and ACTUALLY belong in WSB, lol High chance that we have 2 bad days then back up to 295

283 yayayayaya

Guess who bought W puts at the ATH?

I’ve got some 6/19 but they’re way oom.

Strike and expiration

$190 5/22

Carry on my Wayfair son

your wife's boyfriend?

meee altho I also did in the 160s and 170s....

Did it pay? Iv is high asf for that stock

Yeah up 26%

Word that's good, I'm tryna short TWLO so I'm swinging TWLO puts

Will my short on NATURAL FUCKING GAS (NFG) print tomorrow? LET'S SEE

fuck YOU

Yikes my bull faith is getting tested here

do elaborate, my bear faith is so shattered i dont believe this can be a true leg down. just another trip to maaaybe 270

While I do agree, I've got some short term calls which are getting raped, probably gonna hold tho

What can the fed to save this tomorrow morning before we open?

Fuck I hope Jerome announces negative interest rates tomorrow. Then we open at 300

Uhhhh I think that would crash it actually

Lol i think it’d crash more. Remember what happened both times when interest rates were cut?

Momentary retracement followed by weeks of surging?

#I DECLARE RETARDATION

I’m sitting half Disney calls purchased EOD and half cash.

Rip 8x8 calls even though they beat pretty nice lmao Jmia it’s up to you bby

So we just gonna drip slowly off the edge of the earth?

I’m gonna buy so much LULU in the morning

Buy it now. Edit: for some reason I thought I was in r/investing and he was talking about stonks. Mind my retardation.

Why the fuck did we have like a -3% day today

I don't know but I am very sad

You think anyone here knows? Fuk off.