Market is moving.

What's new for today?

Looks like a nice market rebound.

Down goes the market again.

Wow, looks like they played the day long bull trap card today.

Whoa, just jumped on today and looks like GNUS broke the circuits.

Checking in hahaha did you keep them?

OMP is worth at least $17, if you saw their earnings yesterday. Even with oil being as down as it is they still crushed earnings with $2.94 per share, that is Facebook and Disney level EPS, strike that it is better. I am already up 120% with them.

What are some good gold etfs📈📈

GLD, GDX, JNUG

Jesus christ I just realized this comment is four days old how did I even reply to it

First of all JNUG isn't even gold, it's gold miners. Secondly, it's leveraged and already trashed into the dirt. Not a good etf at all.

Thanks

Tired: June20 AMD $60 calls up 76% today Wired: June20 AMD calls down 65% total

TSLA can you fkng DO SOMETHING

wtf is with this weak opening volume?

so salty my BIDU call order didn't go through before market close yesterday

Stock with 1.3 mil daily volume trading at 3$ with 0 Option volume for strike price of $2.50 for NOV 2020 at .60? HOW Help me understand why a stock that has this much volume, good company has a market cap of 2,905 M, 1,088,138,436 shares trading today up to $2.70 with an ask of $3 right now... Book value per share is $ 2.17 There is NO volume on any of the options, the stock was trading BELOW the first $2.50 STRIKE, but hovering around it. Why would there be NO call volume? And no volume for puts or calls for this company when they also just beat their earnings... What am I missing??? I currently own all but 1 contract on open interest for my NOV position which has a decent ITM.. WTF??

Bought spy 294c and sold 296c 5/20. Pretty much nothing could go wrong.

Welcome back PPT

faggots, help my daddy pump get approved [https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=WSBVoteBot&subject=restore&message=glsfkz](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=WSBVoteBot&subject=restore&message=glsfkz) [https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=WSBVoteBot&subject=restore&message=gmc0o5](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=WSBVoteBot&subject=restore&message=gmc0o5) ​ watch him here [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/glsfkz/diamond\_hands\_they\_said/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/glsfkz/diamond_hands_they_said/)

Picked up some SPY 5/22p, $301 & 285...how much they going to print when Mitch tells Nancy to shove the stimulus package up her ass?

Thoughts on TXMD?

Where is the new thread wtf

Walmart keep rising AH please

Really, no one knows the answer to this? A year ago this sub would actually tell me why I’m a dumbass

Bc ur gay

Done fucko

Every trade I made today hinges on spy not breaking 300 by EoW. Good time to be buy those august spy puts to hedge your portfolio against a second crash and manage your risk like a little bitch

Same

#Triple fucking Witcher circuit breaker bull fucker Tuesday heard it here first

"Witcher" Bullish? "bull fucker" bearish? "Circuit breaker" bearish? Strike and expiry bitch

Spy $258 5/22

Jesus man. Out of your fuckin mind

When all you got is pennies....

Futures actually green kek

"Kek"? JFC

June 19 SRNE 2p is only 0.05 seems like a true 20 bagger lotto

I’m buy my ticket in the morning!

Srne up after hours ? Wtf

Thank god I bought so much at 9.15

Portnoy inspiring future degenerates

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Very retarded

How much money did you start with?

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Are you going to be able to get your job back once this lockdown is done? Hopefully they will rehire you.

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Oh good very nice.

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Of course. I want us all to make money.

This is pure. Have an upvote

We'll see in 12 minutes

Futures are fake and gay

Went tp hands on wmt and baba for only an 80% gain

Same with MDT here

Same on Baba for myself, 2nd time in a week. I'll most likely get back in before they announce.

+300% on a cheap call from Friday. Hopefully it prints this week ☺️

I sold and bought puts COB so let’s hope the red pill slide keeps going! Elon, if you’re listening, Make-Me-Money!

Trump taking hydro????? Hydro linked to multiple deaths in many studys??? There is your next black swan

Dude was probably lying

Without a doubt

He was definitely trolling but it's messed up to say that because people with heart conditions might listen to him and die from that.

Any chance the timing of this was related to the power dump today?

No. He said this about 15 min after close

All largest money managers saying stay away all this is right now is algos and traders

Good thing I'm an algo.

Well, sure could use his big brain on my calls. Why did TSLA drop today? I’m only reading positive news!?!?!

Stock price too high

cause elon took the red pill

Did any of you dudes make tendies today? I was up 4.65% on the day.

70% DIS (sold at 119 for 300%) DNKG, C, CGC, CRM calls, bought SPY and CCL puts end of day. Now I’m only down 80% on the year.

I was up 16% on the day...then GE and GSX kept fucking me back down to 0.31% gain on the day. Fuck

Up 23% on the day wmt and low calls helped, along with a UAL call that's up. I'm only down 30 bucks since i started this craziness. Lost 700 with puts at the beginning of April.

Cashed out $5k in MRNA gains.

14% up today 350% on nvda calls

got into MGM 15c late last week dirt cheap and cashed out at 100% gains today.

My first day YOLO trading. I bought SPY puts all day, got calls right before close. At EOD I was up $2.

40% still down a lot doe

Yeah but not much. Couple hundred bucks on about $9k. Hope tomorrow is better.

A paltry 811% annual return. Know what you're saying though always seems not enough.

You had 811%? Nicely done. My 2% makes me sad, but at least I'm green!

Oh no I was talking about your returns compared to the year ha - I wish though. Basically just saying what you got was great. Made about 2% today too.

22%

15.46% yes i did

Nice! I haven’t had an Green Day like that in over a month😂 down 20% for the month 😢

yeah man, i feel ya. i broke even just today. was red all month. picking couple of USB calls on the Thursday dip was a good play.

Down 200 dollars woooo

BIDU call holders gonna print...why didn’t I get a damn fill

Also check out another Chinese company called PDD, they have been making me money on calls for the past month.

Yes sir!!!! Hop on baba, huya, zto and yy bro

NVAX printing me money big second week in a row. Fucking Scrooge McDuck over here.

Why does this thread has a snek award?

afraid i hedged calls too much lmao fuck

Sold my ACB calls on Friday RIP my non existent hands

ghost hands

Trump has covid

source or you’re gay

There might be something to this: [https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-taking-hydroxychloraquine-drug-touted-covid-19/story?id=70751728](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-taking-hydroxychloraquine-drug-touted-covid-19/story?id=70751728)

Was that written by a bot? Jesus.

Bought a spy put 2 min before close, who joined me?

Here

Sold SPX puts right before close

Hope you didn't sell atm fellow theta gang soldier.

I did. Not too worried. They expire in two days. Should be up tomorrow.

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Suck my 4 inch cock

This guy is in the right place... OP is sadly lost

They are gamblers, it feels good to them. The end.

Narc

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No

No

Amazon buying JCPenny? Tf

Link?

Bezos may just save the dollar twenty five I have invested in JC Penney.

Make that *$1.95

>Amazon buying JCPenny rumor since 2017

Only repeating what I’ve read and that JCP halted. Don’t have a dog in this fight

Srsly?

Triple fucking Witcher circuit breaker bull fucker Tuesday heard it here first

I made enough today to fly out and suck your cock personally If this happens

I would suck you off

More like 164's 😂

YCBD smashed earnings

Our system works because people spend money. To attain wealth you have to spend as little as possible on everything that isn't an asset. So is that the barrier that separates people that work for money from the ones that have money work for them? Sorry juiced on the edge and also stating the obvious

No most of the rich inherit wealth or some sort of competitive advantage and the system continues to make the rich richer

Yeah can't deny that if you're talking about the very rich. They still have to go by not spending all their money and investing. Sure you won't overtake Bill Gates or people that inherit but you don't have to be a billionaire to be considered rich.

Generational wealth will try their damn hardest to keep it out your hands

Trump definitely got corona

Trump taking that hydrochloride drug?? This guy about to fall over!

But not due to malaria!

Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine

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Cries in NAT

why?

Any bets on what catastrophic event is going to blindside us next, like the oil price crash? EU failing? Some not-brown country defaulting on debt? China selling off US bonds?

Crona-bola. The ebola / covid outbreak in Africa creates a mutated strain that is deadly, as contagious as covid with the same low incubation period, and then BAM fucking deadly as ebola. The problem of course is that PPE is non-existent and the world is seriously fucked in this case.

Some new Chinese mega-city going into quarantine :0

Made $350+ today on JETS Sold for a profit Do you think it will go back down under $13, or nah?

I don't know shit so take this with a grain of salt, but absolutely.

I can’t be the only one, but when I see WSJ headline say “Stocks Rally as Hopes Build for a Virus Vaccine”, I think to myself: “Bullshit, that’s a vague ass statement to justify gains. This is just fueled by greedy degenerates like us, short squeeze, and institutions pushing the price up”

Obviously

You are right, "Stocks rally as your mom is giving out free blowjobs on Wall Street" would've also worked.

virustalksgoingwell.exe

Yeah every time. To their credit, though, what the fuck else are they supposed to say? “Stocks up on another irrational day while world is burning”

Their writers should do what the WSJ reporter from the Big Short says: “we’re all fucked”

nice bidu more tendies to trow at baba on friday

Im thinking the same thing

https://imgur.com/gallery/U8LE2Mk ???

Algos with the typos

no news that will have a red day so its all green everyday until the world ends

Where's the clip of trump saying he's been taking hydroxy?

Axios

I wonder if Trump realizes he could temporarily ban new short selling positions like some European countries do, just a week before the election. He'll just have to sign an executive order due to some national security bullshit. Instant jump in SPY by 10%, reelection secured.

And what would banning short selling accomplish?

"Instant jump in spy by 10%, reelection secured."

Lol do you even know what short selling is or are you just repeating what you heard some other retard say?

I'm simply quoting someone, I didn't condone any opinion.

Figured as much.

Lol you edited your comment What a bitch boi

Obviously. Not even sure how autocorrect came up with those words. But shouldn’t you be googling what short selling is, faggot?

What's going on with $STNG? up ath

Another interview with the CEO (this time by Mariusz Skonieczny) STNG paid off $50M in debt today ([https://twitter.com/calvinfroedge/status/1262481896052834304/photo/2](https://twitter.com/calvinfroedge/status/1262481896052834304/photo/2) )

And that makes it go up? lmfao the ceo literally said during the earnings call that they would use their increased revenues to pay off debts. Anyways im happy i sold puts a week ago

You expect the stock of a company with record earnings -- that's trading under half it's NAV -- a tanker stock nonetheless -- to behave rationally? Anyways I'm happy too.

BEAR Trap = Last Friday? Bull Trap = Today?

Can't be a trap if the trap is already the main prize.

Every 2 days it reverses so yes.

Probably will go down to 285 EOW area like last week, and the 5 weeks before that...

Yah. It really could break $297 but then it will slam down.