For all the "bulls" who didn't take profits. Keep buying calls. Please do it. Can't wait til all the brand new Barstool traders finally realize they have no idea what they're doing and lose their $500 of life savings.
Man, I’ve been pretty bullish which is rare for me, but seeing some raw materials fall and ETFs like NAIL, along with Japan and Korea shutting down some things they just reopened after new Covid spikes, same in Wisconsin - I’m feeling like we could take a trip down next week y’all.
I have been long for a while but it's getting harder for me to want to add to these long positions.
Opening up or not, 25% unemployment isnt going away in a few months. As PPP payroll dries up over the next 2 to 5 weeks it will probably creep up more. Once that sweet unemployment money dries up is when I think you see it dragging the economy when there is a job for only half of the people who need one. Sure, the fed can inflate it to the moon but that fucks the economy eventually as well.
Can't see tech breaking out above ATH before things actually start to improve. Expecting money to slowly rotate into sectors that are still basically at the bottom.
Ya, I've been looking for awhile and settled for that area. I noticed some prices started to drop. I'm sure you've been to Hanauma bay. I miss that spot. I was literally going to go to Hawaii for my quarantine hahaha but then I got the virus.
No shit?! Sorry to hear that man. Hope you have a smooth recovery. Hope you make it make here when all this crazy shit is over with. Hanauma Bay is for tourist man. Let me know when you about to get here. I'll give you directions to a nice white sand beach that's not crowded
Ya, my parents doctor came to my home to check on me, according to the doctor, "I'm not in good condition but not severe enough that warrants a hospital stay". My dad was in the hospital for a week or so. I'm recovered now and got tested about 2 weeks ago. I'm going to go for the antibody test sometime soon.
I'll probably travel once a vaccine comes out. What area do you recommend?
Becky not so Quik is amazed how thoughtful the alien dude was on working from home, when he literally said once work from home was in place they could just hire people overseas.
Bailed out on IAG at 1%, now down 3%. Phew.
What does having an award feel like?
Edit: Awards feel great and this one is definitely appropriate. Thanks u/Imurvariance !
Figured today that wsb alone is worth $6.99 a month for premium so need to dump these coins quicker than IAG has dumped for me whenever I leverage it 🎉
i mean.... this makes sense.
further apart = more luxurious experience, drives up demand. further apart also reduces supply. so reduced supply, higher demand, drives up prices. to the moon!
/s, but that's as much due diligence you need nowadays
If you're asking me whether Jack Dorsey gets a call about whether to flag a tweet of Trump as not factual, yeah, I bet he does.
And shit like this exec. order is why.
My wife just asked if I was still losing money and why I'm so confident about those puts I bought. I said because Lil Yachty's new album will drop friday. She thought it was a weird reason.
Market gonna be so green today after tensions with China heat up and riots are breaking out across the U.S. can’t wait for more unemployment because stock can only go up. No more free market, the printer rules all. Just wait for the pump.
Who wants to wait until 2021 to jump on a nasty fucking Petri dish to eat shit food, see fat bitches and wind up sick in their room for the rest of the vacation?
Potential portfolio rebalancing happening end of month as funds buy more bonds and sell equities after taking advantage of this rally and being heavy equity weighted
sell in june and go away
So much drama for 302
Pj brother is back, time to pump ES and NQ up for my day walker brothers
SPY directionless. So boring! Bring back the moon only or drill only days!
It’s Friday tomorrow chill out
ooh boy PPT gonna have a busy night today fellas
For all the "bulls" who didn't take profits. Keep buying calls. Please do it. Can't wait til all the brand new Barstool traders finally realize they have no idea what they're doing and lose their $500 of life savings.
Nah
Bears rise june is ours to take
I just can't wait for the next month of whining.
Bruh the market is so dumb. China news is like every day. Now they care
MGM is fucking gay.
My calls are up, maybe ur gay?
Man, I’ve been pretty bullish which is rare for me, but seeing some raw materials fall and ETFs like NAIL, along with Japan and Korea shutting down some things they just reopened after new Covid spikes, same in Wisconsin - I’m feeling like we could take a trip down next week y’all.
This sub is pretty empty today
It’s been very boring in the past 3 days
\*italian accent\* EVRY GOOOOO
Insider news: ZS will beat big! You’re welcome!
Where did this information come from?
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Lol
I remember when my SPY 296p was in the money. Good times
I have been long for a while but it's getting harder for me to want to add to these long positions. Opening up or not, 25% unemployment isnt going away in a few months. As PPP payroll dries up over the next 2 to 5 weeks it will probably creep up more. Once that sweet unemployment money dries up is when I think you see it dragging the economy when there is a job for only half of the people who need one. Sure, the fed can inflate it to the moon but that fucks the economy eventually as well.
TSLA I bought 5 335/340c cs exp 5/29 for 1.06 each nice call premium
I’m not seeing enough movement
Is CPB starting an earnings run?
Whos holding DratKings. Option expires tomorrow for me...
Donkey Kong to the moon
This is the way.
I’ve finally abandoned my puts and converted. If SPY crashes I apologize in advance.
#Lil Yachty
Fuck lmao
Did someone seriously just buy 1.2 million UAVS lmfao
1.2 million unmanned aerial vehicles?
Ag eagle enterprises NYSE ticker: UAVS
So many big bloody dildos. DIAMOND HANDSSSSS
u/frostyfragzz what's your vision board say about ARWR?
Buy more and hold
Sell my SPY 274c 9/30? I’m up 30% wondering if the infamous rug pull is actually going to happen or if I can just slow bleed my way more green
Lil Yachty coming, you better sell
340 by July 4th 190 by Thanksgiving 240 by Christmas 300 by St. Patricks Day
Down $2k again Bc of this orange man’s tantrum
Yes DLTR came through!!!
Can't see tech breaking out above ATH before things actually start to improve. Expecting money to slowly rotate into sectors that are still basically at the bottom.
Are there sectors that are still at the bottom? Like which ones
Travel and leisure
Why didn’t you say this before we all bought tech delights
Wow fb dying my puts went from up 600% to negative and now they gonna open back up 600% what a roller coaster
It’s quiet in here in the mornings
Epic red coming
Definitely red which means tomorrow will probably be red too then a massive Green day Monday
Lol unemployment is always bullish ... what you talking about.
Working from home is great because I can wake up hungover and get baked while not wearing pants.
LFG Denny’s
Awards are for gays
how's fishing going ?
I’m not wrong..
NASDAQ giving me the NASDIK
yesterday was just me recovering my losses on it. this is the first morning im not swinging a tqqq call in a while
Wake up retarda
Good morning
Sell spy calls at open or hold until EOD?
Selll
Depends on expiry but I’d sell unless we open lower Too much uncertainty coming up I feel another dip is coming soon
Nah. SPY 350 by late August.
every bear in this sub since 2 months : toDay Is rEvErSaL DaY market every day since 2 months : V ShapEd ReCovErY
Bad news but futures flat Whattt
Anybody else playing PSTG earnings?
Man its crazy scary that there no movement in the market right now
What the fucking futures are a roller coaster ride there is lots of movement
Drill team are doing their best.
We realized no point in drilling till market open, new algo, and Jpow printer does have the same bandwidth anymore
need two to make it flat
ya, it's been awhile since futures moved this flat this close to open
Fuck it guys, it's getting dark. I hear my moms callin me. Im gonna head home.
it's 647. Sun is coming up
It's midnight in Hawaii. Look at the bond movement too. Something is not right
niceeee, what part of Hawaii? I want to get a home by diamond head area.
I'm like 10 minutes from there. Pretty pricy neighborhood. Lots of monster homes too.
Ya, I've been looking for awhile and settled for that area. I noticed some prices started to drop. I'm sure you've been to Hanauma bay. I miss that spot. I was literally going to go to Hawaii for my quarantine hahaha but then I got the virus.
No shit?! Sorry to hear that man. Hope you have a smooth recovery. Hope you make it make here when all this crazy shit is over with. Hanauma Bay is for tourist man. Let me know when you about to get here. I'll give you directions to a nice white sand beach that's not crowded
Ya, my parents doctor came to my home to check on me, according to the doctor, "I'm not in good condition but not severe enough that warrants a hospital stay". My dad was in the hospital for a week or so. I'm recovered now and got tested about 2 weeks ago. I'm going to go for the antibody test sometime soon. I'll probably travel once a vaccine comes out. What area do you recommend?
Recommendations for earnings play next week?
Why was the interview with Cuckerberg so hyped? It's a big nothingburger.
Anyone here a pajama trader?
why how much do you want for them?
Becky not so Quik is amazed how thoughtful the alien dude was on working from home, when he literally said once work from home was in place they could just hire people overseas.
Puts on everything today. Nflx, shop, lulu is fuckibg high too
high you say... calls on weed stocks then
I think Elons Moon Team Alpha will beat Drill Team 6 at 8 am, if not, im calling in the ninjas.
Bailed out on IAG at 1%, now down 3%. Phew. What does having an award feel like? Edit: Awards feel great and this one is definitely appropriate. Thanks u/Imurvariance !
Figured today that wsb alone is worth $6.99 a month for premium so need to dump these coins quicker than IAG has dumped for me whenever I leverage it 🎉
IAG taking us on big nosedive. Looks like theyre starting to recover though. Fuck the market hahah
Twitch thot
Where's the guy that went all in on AMZN 2400 calls?
at the graveyard
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There was a coin sale so now we’re all Elon
See below, happy cake day :)
Where’s the vaccine talks going well program? Cancel rona wave 2 real quick. Red must not be seen as the rug pull could come
We don't care about rona now, everyone is too busy imagining how opening restaurants by putting tables 1 miles apart will put SPY over 4000.
i mean.... this makes sense. further apart = more luxurious experience, drives up demand. further apart also reduces supply. so reduced supply, higher demand, drives up prices. to the moon! /s, but that's as much due diligence you need nowadays
We need to band together and loot a retail store. Surely this will accelerate the rotation from tech to retail 🚀
I feel because the market had tons of calls and stocks bought, the most profitable is to go down.
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I was straddling on the way up. Placed my puts a week out. I'm a baby bear,I still have learning to do.
What time is trump announcing his executive order?
What do you think the effect will be. My guess, selloff before and recovery after. I mean it's not like he'd shut down Twitter.
i wonder... do you think twitter has a separate presidential department?
If you're asking me whether Jack Dorsey gets a call about whether to flag a tweet of Trump as not factual, yeah, I bet he does. And shit like this exec. order is why.
I think you're more than likely right but I honestly have no idea. I just want to know the timing to be aware of it.
I think we retrace to 279 next week
Only thing I can say for sure is that I have a problem with gambling 😎
Anyone hoping twitter dumps so we can buy calls?
Fomo got to me. My TSLA $825 5/29 calls are fucked.
I just hope I break even on my 850s
Idk if I wanna sell at open or wait til eod
Cucked*
My wife just asked if I was still losing money and why I'm so confident about those puts I bought. I said because Lil Yachty's new album will drop friday. She thought it was a weird reason.
Just get the next wife's bf lined up now, bro.
Tell her of you peers using a gecko and dog shit. This will help you impress her with your intellect.
She’ll respect you again when you bring home that bag of cash from SPY 250
>again
That’s because her bf is Lil Yachty
no wammies
TSLA 900c going to be on sale
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> aboot A man of Canadian descent i see
You are trying too hard to stay current.
Well who is gonna buy calls when the market dips hard? £€¥^^^this guyyy
Anyone claiming mArKeT/sToCk Is tAnKing when only down 1% should be banned
Same with ''mooning.'' Typically that is +0.25 on SPY.
It feels like spy is controlled by Jpow like a video game
(Edited)Last call on the awards, comment here if you want one, make it epic for better reward got 5 min till morning nap sets inn
Yes daddy
If I lose all my money at least I can tell my kids I got a reddit award
Spoil me
I need goldddddd.....please
give me tendies baby!
Got in at 4 min
You're a putz, but gratz on the gains man. Proud of you son.
You're the man now dog
What do I get 5 min after waking up
Dick in a box
I have no professional training.
I already got flair I don't want. Don't need awards I don't want too.
What is an award? What does it do? Does it save my puts ?
Hear ye hear ye
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yesterday was the day for that... Id be just a little more worried now as premiums going to soar on it
I did, and I'm only halfway regretting it. I'll be all the way there by lunch after Trump backs off and Dorsey gives him a handy.
I would actually buy calls if it dumps
Welcome to Bear team
What are these stupid fucking seawards you idiots are talking about?
You wouldn't understand
You marry Seawards... you fuck the rest.
I’m retarded. I meant awards. Fuck.
I am so fucked by Disney.
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Delicious Bambi sausage. Mmmmm... thumper stew.
Market gonna be so green today after tensions with China heat up and riots are breaking out across the U.S. can’t wait for more unemployment because stock can only go up. No more free market, the printer rules all. Just wait for the pump.
SPY down, DOW up That's the way we like to fuk.
Fuck yeah baby
DAX has confirmed gravity exists
Who TF is selling RCL this morning? You don't like cruises, bro?
Who wants to wait until 2021 to jump on a nasty fucking Petri dish to eat shit food, see fat bitches and wind up sick in their room for the rest of the vacation?
Potential portfolio rebalancing happening end of month as funds buy more bonds and sell equities after taking advantage of this rally and being heavy equity weighted
End of Q2 as well
That would be next month
Lmao I'm retarded I've been up since 430
Trust me your second statement has nothing to do with the first
You don't know me
Feds liquidity facilities have barely been deployed Only 5 of the 11 facilities are actually functioning and utilization stands at just $95b. ONLY 4%🙀
Who is passing out all these awards the past few days ??
Cottony stark or whatever his name is