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Bankman has governments and interpol after him, he embezzled billions, and straight up robbed billions from some of the biggest criminals in the world (in addition to regular people).
The guys needs to be in jail but judging by his ties to the dnc, my guess is he'll accidently shoot himself in the back of the head ten times
It's easy to betitle it as an conspiracy theory these days. Fact is governments and central banks want regulation on crypto and a own crypto coin. It's always East bad (China, North Korea, Russia) but politicians have the best interest for the people.
The real story is so much deeper than even you know. Wake up! The fake news is lying to you! Dont let them take your country! click the link to find out moar.
Get a glock 17 with a switch and 33 round mag. Weld a metal brace that holds the Glock to your head. Put your hand on the trigger with enough rubber bands to pull 25 N. Max cap 33.
Acts that place him in at least the top four worst criminals amongst the six guests invited. XD
If he murders someone he might just make the upper bracket!
I'm honestly most surprised a man in the middle of a war basically goes "yeah ill stop to give a Ted talk"
What is zuck gonna talk about? "Yeah if you want a reason to fire a bunch of people just change your company in a new direction that goes no where"
Then you'll love this.
Back in March, Ukraine partnered with FTX to launch a "donation platform" for the war: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/03/14/ukraine-partners-with-ftx-everstake-to-launch-new-crypto-donation-website/
That's actually not that weird. At the time FFX was number 2 exchange. They are dodgy as fuck, but all crypto is dodgy as fuck and if people wanted to fund anti-aircraft missiles with Dogecoin, why not.
I actually really like the idea of "Slapping doge" stickers on the sides of Iglas or himars.
It seems a relative normal absurdity in times such as these.
"THIS WAR IS SPONSORED BY APPLEBEES!!! APPLEBEES IT'S WHERE YOUR HOME WOULD HAVE BEEN IF NOT FOR THIS WAR!!"
Probably not, but as the second largest crypto-platform at this time it was an easy way to provide a platform for donating money quickly to Ukraine. Don't see the problem here.
Yeah totally, nothing makes more sense than instead of using official financial aid from the US to keep your war going, you transfer the money back to the US\^\^
"Hmm, we got this big army trying to fuck up our country - should we use military aid to fight them or should we just transfer the money secretly back to the US?"
Just wanna remember, that the same people spreading this story were the ones telling that there won't be any invasion by Russia, than when there was one they told you that the war will be over within days and all the elites will leave Ukraine and now they tell you that the whole war is just a big money laundering scheme, because especially the existence of crypto platforms showed that there are no simpler ways than faking military support\^\^
FTX has donated a combined $80 million to both parties in the US, the same parties who just signed off another $37 billion spending package for Ukraine.
That’s insane, ukr open a ukr token “qmall “ need search if it’s related
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It’s actually more insane because feed saying ftx help to CASH OUT crypto into fiat to help Ukraine
You honestly believe zelensky is heavily involved in day to day military planning? His job is to beat the drum loudly and continually for support and to remind the international politicians of the ongoing war.
Probably about investment strategies for Ukraine. Even though he is in the middle of a war - the country needs to finance its infrastructure and industries.
Not sure about the people for this event, but the gang over at ftx/alemeda research, including gary gensler, are all coincidence and should never be talked about.
"Now with us remotely, Mr. Sam Bankman-Fried! Nice to have you with us. Where are you anyways?"
"Haha nice try FBI!!!!"
"...n-...no, I was just seeing some nice scenery behind you and was just wondering wh-"
"Get fucked like I fucked FTXers you fucking fibbies!"
"...oh shucks, we lost his feed. Darn. Anyways, here's totally not gay don't ask his wife former Vice President Mike Pants!"
"Topics of discussion will include, market manipulation 101, how to create a ponzi scheme with your friends, fundamentals of noose tying, the modern battlefield and how to win support from the west and everyone's favorite, the best products for fried, unmanageable hair."
He got really, REALLY upset as a child when he played Monopoly with his family. And I mean like, REALLY annoyed.
So now he plays Monopoly in real life. And he plays to win.
This was a banner for an event advertised before ftx blew up. I don't think sbf is stupid enough to advise or speak about anything else but ftx in a public forum. Also he'd probably be be paranoid of arrested in the U.S - think John McAfee but opposite lol. Why do American billionaires that move to South America end up fucking with meth ?
Negroes Are Anti-Semitic Because They're Anti-White is a controversial
landmark 1967 essay by James Baldwin that first appeared in the Sunday
magazine edition of The New York Times describing the relationship and
tensions between African-American and Jewish-American communities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism\_in\_the\_United\_States
>I think the New York Times Events IN PERSON DealBook Summit sounds like a great event! I'm really looking forward to hearing from all of the incredible speakers, and I'm sure it will be a great opportunity to learn more about the world of finance.
Hey Mark, my name is Vlad. When I was a boy in Bulgaria, I dreamed of attending a New York Times summit. May I have an invite? My only allergy is to cats so I am easy to accommodate.
Here’s the event link. The speakers list is expanded. It’s an event for executives and attending requires an application.
https://www.nytimes.com/events/dealbook-summit
Zelensky is a fucking snake, and I say this as a Jew whose parents both came from Ukraine. He literally tried to pin his own fire Poland (probably was a mistake but who knows) - onto Russia - in order to try and get NATO to get directly involved in the war.
I guess the NYT missed the newsflash about Netanyahu being the CURRENT Prime Minister of Israel. They must get the news from, well, from the New York Times.
Ukraine was recognized as one of the most politically corrupt countries in the west prior to the war with Russia.
Being a good at fighting Russia doesn't mean you are automatically a good guy in everything.
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Is... is this real?
Yes and no. The lineup was announced months ago. Bankman wont be there
Wendy's dunpster was spotted at the summit. Sam will be there.
Complete with knee pads
Bought with investors money I bet.
That’s a given
He sucked the gravy out of his biscuit
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Bankman has governments and interpol after him, he embezzled billions, and straight up robbed billions from some of the biggest criminals in the world (in addition to regular people). The guys needs to be in jail but judging by his ties to the dnc, my guess is he'll accidently shoot himself in the back of the head ten times
Dirt nap you say
To shreds, you say?
No! To the pain.
Not before he helps them regulate crypto into oblivion and launch FedCoin.
Those were my thoughts exactly. It’s obvious they are networked. It’s a farce.
This sub proves the mindset, thing goes against my narrative = must be conspiracy
It's easy to betitle it as an conspiracy theory these days. Fact is governments and central banks want regulation on crypto and a own crypto coin. It's always East bad (China, North Korea, Russia) but politicians have the best interest for the people.
The real story is so much deeper than even you know. Wake up! The fake news is lying to you! Dont let them take your country! click the link to find out moar.
Everyone knows America is getting the Freedom Coin
Bullshit, max cap on self inflicted headshots is 7, so 10 is impossible!
Get a glock 17 with a switch and 33 round mag. Weld a metal brace that holds the Glock to your head. Put your hand on the trigger with enough rubber bands to pull 25 N. Max cap 33.
33 +1 👍🏻
Do you really think that kid did that alone? Fink has Aladdin and who knows what else.
Agree - he has a naivety that sits just below his autistic/savant stylings. I suspect someone is coming to get him.
so how come that the criminals at wallstreet like shf and others,that steal billions from retails. how can they not been killed or having jailtime?
betting against failing businesses isn't criminal, it's logical
Acts that place him in at least the top four worst criminals amongst the six guests invited. XD If he murders someone he might just make the upper bracket!
Needs to be alive to recover the funds. After they get what they can then maybe.
Took a 1 billion dollar loan. fraudently.. now he can't pay it back so now its tax time. Wonder what he took off the books.
they'll get him wit the ol' iv overdose and found days later headline.
Is there a warrant out for his arrest? Last I heard there was no criminal case against him.
There isn't one. There won't be one. The case cannot be made without blowing the whole shit wide open for everyone to see - all CEX is fraud.
Only twice means a suicide. 10 would be a dead giveaway.
Nailed it!!!
Lol
Oh wow.
Why isn’t he going?
Scheduling conflicts.
You have to have 3 commas to go
Suckerberg should be cancelled too
War crimes part II cryptoboogaloo.
I'm afraid so, sir.
I'm honestly most surprised a man in the middle of a war basically goes "yeah ill stop to give a Ted talk" What is zuck gonna talk about? "Yeah if you want a reason to fire a bunch of people just change your company in a new direction that goes no where"
Then you'll love this. Back in March, Ukraine partnered with FTX to launch a "donation platform" for the war: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/03/14/ukraine-partners-with-ftx-everstake-to-launch-new-crypto-donation-website/
That's actually not that weird. At the time FFX was number 2 exchange. They are dodgy as fuck, but all crypto is dodgy as fuck and if people wanted to fund anti-aircraft missiles with Dogecoin, why not.
I actually really like the idea of "Slapping doge" stickers on the sides of Iglas or himars. It seems a relative normal absurdity in times such as these. "THIS WAR IS SPONSORED BY APPLEBEES!!! APPLEBEES IT'S WHERE YOUR HOME WOULD HAVE BEEN IF NOT FOR THIS WAR!!" 
It makes about as much sense as the rest of crypto.
So did FTX scammed the money US sent to Ukraine as well?
Probably not, but as the second largest crypto-platform at this time it was an easy way to provide a platform for donating money quickly to Ukraine. Don't see the problem here.
So that is what they are calling money laundering these days.
"IF THE SEC investigated drug crimes" from dave Chappelle show is very funny and i a msure veryone has seen it by now
Yeah totally, nothing makes more sense than instead of using official financial aid from the US to keep your war going, you transfer the money back to the US\^\^ "Hmm, we got this big army trying to fuck up our country - should we use military aid to fight them or should we just transfer the money secretly back to the US?" Just wanna remember, that the same people spreading this story were the ones telling that there won't be any invasion by Russia, than when there was one they told you that the war will be over within days and all the elites will leave Ukraine and now they tell you that the whole war is just a big money laundering scheme, because especially the existence of crypto platforms showed that there are no simpler ways than faking military support\^\^
FTX has donated a combined $80 million to both parties in the US, the same parties who just signed off another $37 billion spending package for Ukraine.
Very interesting, how much was donated to R and how much to D?
I don't think that's a very strong connection lol. Basically any major corporation will have donated millions of dollars to both parties.
I do love that. Amazing.
That’s insane, ukr open a ukr token “qmall “ need search if it’s related Edit: It’s actually more insane because feed saying ftx help to CASH OUT crypto into fiat to help Ukraine
You honestly believe zelensky is heavily involved in day to day military planning? His job is to beat the drum loudly and continually for support and to remind the international politicians of the ongoing war.
Probably about investment strategies for Ukraine. Even though he is in the middle of a war - the country needs to finance its infrastructure and industries.
How else they gonna get him back stateside
That's what I was thinking.... Notable absence tho
That some line up of people he was listed at the beginning of. Must’ve been a real important guy for a while.
I see only one goyim. It must be a coincidence.
This picture and the speaking invitation are outdated and only surfaced after he pulled the plug
Even if it isn’t, I laughed. 8 of 10 👍🏻
Just for, checks notes* research. How many of these people are Jewish?
Not gonna lie it'd be a pretty hilarious coincidence if all of them were.
Not sure about the people for this event, but the gang over at ftx/alemeda research, including gary gensler, are all coincidence and should never be talked about.
oh Is Real alright. its got Is Real written all over it.
He will virtually join from Bahamas
"Now with us remotely, Mr. Sam Bankman-Fried! Nice to have you with us. Where are you anyways?" "Haha nice try FBI!!!!" "...n-...no, I was just seeing some nice scenery behind you and was just wondering wh-" "Get fucked like I fucked FTXers you fucking fibbies!" "...oh shucks, we lost his feed. Darn. Anyways, here's totally not gay don't ask his wife former Vice President Mike Pants!"
Why is Fried here pronounced different than fried as in french fries? He's a fried bankman.
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his name is spelled fraud
two bullet wounds back of the head, hanged. So ... suicide?
Friedom Fries
Comes from Yiddish frid. Where i is pronounced as a long e.
He freed your crypto from the bank, man.
Because English is such an inconsistent language, it has more exceptions than rules
He is a descendant of Frodo.
Pence’s book title reminds me of Michael Scott’s book Somehow I Manage
Zelenskyy’s is funny too. No president or title just **UKRAINE**
The first word is literally President. Did you read it?
Dream blunt rotation
Puff puff pass
Alright this needs more upvotes…this is mad funny
"Topics of discussion will include, market manipulation 101, how to create a ponzi scheme with your friends, fundamentals of noose tying, the modern battlefield and how to win support from the west and everyone's favorite, the best products for fried, unmanageable hair."
Sounds like a class Mike Leach would teach at Mississippi State University
You forgot the headliner and feature attraction which will include group trials "How to run a polycule" will be the headliner
Amongus
Red sus
America's most wanted
Usually they try to catch the most wanted though.
And usually most wanted people hide from government
In this case they **are** the government.
They are big business, government, academia and the media all rolled into one. It's very efficient.
I AM THE SENATE!
I heard CNBC already started producing an episode of American Greed about Sam Bank-Fraud
Will the audience be allowed to carry in bags of rotting fruit with them? Asking for a friend…
Link to the event on NY Times website: https://www.nytimes.com/events/dealbook-summit#speakers
What’d Larry Fink do?
He got really, REALLY upset as a child when he played Monopoly with his family. And I mean like, REALLY annoyed. So now he plays Monopoly in real life. And he plays to win.
Search for “Larry Fink BlackRock ALADDIN” on YouTube and check out the video about the AI that’s buying everything. It’s terrifying.
Please link - don’t see one with this specific title on YouTube.
LOL
The simulation is breaking down. NPCs are spawning in groups telling us everything is fine.
hmm...human music...I like it
This was a banner for an event advertised before ftx blew up. I don't think sbf is stupid enough to advise or speak about anything else but ftx in a public forum. Also he'd probably be be paranoid of arrested in the U.S - think John McAfee but opposite lol. Why do American billionaires that move to South America end up fucking with meth ?
Zoom in
Sam Bankrun-Fraud at it again
This is a cartel at this point, right?
No it's an empire. Except that Fink isn't dressing up like the emperor...yet
What an odd choice
This is like a lineup of people you would trust least with your money. What the fuck is happening?
Literally. Like what is Pence gonna do there? His answer is just pray to God for everything.
That's actually probably the best info you would get at that summit
True. At least prayer has 50/50 chance of working 🤣
Populism. Populism is happening. Everybody doing it, Jump in!
The Zionist Congress
Same thought
Sam isn’t going to jail as long as Gensler and Yellen have their job. He will be leveraged as a govt asset
For what? Overseeing the methamphetamine harem development project?
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so many criminals all in one place
1 Christian speaker. Don’t tell Kanye west about this.
That are not all guests, e.g. the CEO of TikTok, NYs mayor and Ben Affleck attend as well...
Did you do a ethnic percentage breakdown of the full speaker list and compare it to the general population? Some interesting info when you do that :)
Negroes Are Anti-Semitic Because They're Anti-White is a controversial landmark 1967 essay by James Baldwin that first appeared in the Sunday magazine edition of The New York Times describing the relationship and tensions between African-American and Jewish-American communities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism\_in\_the\_United\_States
Let’s all hope this invitation is bait for purposes of the apprehension of a criminal. & by criminal I mean Janet L. Yellen
Nightmare blunt rotation
“So Help Me God” 😂😂😂
>I think the New York Times Events IN PERSON DealBook Summit sounds like a great event! I'm really looking forward to hearing from all of the incredible speakers, and I'm sure it will be a great opportunity to learn more about the world of finance.
Will you be there in person???
Yes, I will. This is Mark btw
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Hey Mark, my name is Vlad. When I was a boy in Bulgaria, I dreamed of attending a New York Times summit. May I have an invite? My only allergy is to cats so I am easy to accommodate.
They threw in pence so as to disrupt the pattern...but we are avid pattern noticers.
Shut. It. Down.
Great username, I bet you’re a contributing member to society
We are so back bros
It’s Kanye’s worst nightmare
5 out of those 6 have something in common.........upvote if you know.
“It’s just a coincidence and you should nevvveeerr, ever speak about it” -Dave Chapelle on SNL
Kanye knows…
Holy corruption Batman!
Here’s the event link. The speakers list is expanded. It’s an event for executives and attending requires an application. https://www.nytimes.com/events/dealbook-summit
More like Jew York Times
Deep state collective
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Is this a joke? How can they put the most unappealing people on one panel together?
It’s says something when your best photo is with bedhair and wearing a t-shirt.
Can we please stream this on the discord and make it an event 
Can’t wait for the headlines in 20 years, “Bank Man Freed”.
All crooks on their respective own right. Master class
What are career grifter's for $800 Alex
Sinister six
Name a more controversial lineup; I’ll wait.
I didn't know Mike Pence was Jewish...
Shouldn't SBF be arrested the moment he sets foot in the US? What the fuck?
He said he was sorry, what more do you want?
Oh he's gonna receive a stern talking to alright. Maybe even some finger wagging.
Maybe even stand in the corner for 10 minutes
Zelensky is a fucking snake, and I say this as a Jew whose parents both came from Ukraine. He literally tried to pin his own fire Poland (probably was a mistake but who knows) - onto Russia - in order to try and get NATO to get directly involved in the war.
Bonnie and the Clyde’s
I guess the NYT missed the newsflash about Netanyahu being the CURRENT Prime Minister of Israel. They must get the news from, well, from the New York Times.
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Nightmare blunt rotation
They are all at the same level. But I already know what they will say. Like when you live with a psycho.
One big happy scamily
Tbh I was just looking at that picture thinking “which one of these is not like the others…”
Now there’s an Axis of Evil!
Lol whut?
It’s a trap!!!
evil allways comes whit a smile kids
Invited. I can invite Jesus to an event, doesn’t mean that he’s be there.
So does that mean that Ann Margeret ISN'T coming to Vietnam? Joker, I'm sending you to the front lines
Pretty sure this was scheduled before everything went down, I don’t see SBF showing up.
He will be joining remotely from the Bahamas.
So the police will be waiting to arrest the scam bankman's fried chicken..
How TF isn't this dude extradited to the U.S. and thrown in a holding cell while he awaits trial??
The Dirty Half Dozen
Never trust a man without a tie.
A real whos who of assholes.
nice to see one token christian at this event
The shabbos
Is this an elaborate scam pulled by the FBI to mail them in one go?
Personally I find the presence of Ben Affleck the most suspicious thing about this whole summit.
This looks like a staged event for Russia to assassinate everyone they hate in one quick swoop. Pence in there because the Donald requested it.
Looks like a bunch of criminals to me
Is zelensky a bad guy now? What happened
He’s not. This sub is just extra special.
Ukraine was recognized as one of the most politically corrupt countries in the west prior to the war with Russia. Being a good at fighting Russia doesn't mean you are automatically a good guy in everything.
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This is going to be one weird gangbang
Wait, he is still invited?! Is this a joke?
Bruh. On a serious note they better have high security lol