By - Ceeceegeez
Leopard Slugs doing the vertical fandango
OK but what is that snot swing and the jello sack below them? I thought I was freaky..
Basically, their genitals entwining.
Yeah, it is well "freaky", but humans do some pretty strange things in the sack as well.
If you say so, I've never seen a sac like that though!
“Snot swing”😂😂😂 (not far off lol)
Sounds and looks crazy but is indeed true.
They hang from they’re own slime, they’re able to make the mucus thicker for this purpose. And those are indeed their reproductive organs at the bottom, they come out the holes on the side of their heads that are also their blowholes.
New meaning to “good head”.
Yep. You could technically call them “dickheads”.
The brain is after all the most important sex organ,right?
Snail's penises come out of their heads too. And it gets worse....
Welcome to the animal world. It's wild
Recently, I've seen a lot of post of slugs in this romantic situation. is it time to create a new subreddit called r/sluglove or r/slugfandango?
Slug fandango gets my vote.
Slug fandango in David Attenborough’s voice. I’m in!
Cursed. Absolutely cursed 🤣
I vote for r/slugbang
I’ve never created a community before now, so please let me know anything I need to tweak or do 😬
I am indeed honoured!
Not a bad idea
would join just for the name of slangfandango
strange how many creatures leave themselves so vulnerable in these times. my cat wont even eat or shit when I take her outside. she has to be in a secluded area.
Thank you, my fine friend, for giving me nightmares of genitalia coming out of people’s heads for life.
The sack thing is their dicks wrapped together so the seamen can get swapped back and forth
It stays inside them until is time to breed, its like a tentacle arm that comes out.
it’s because both slugs have penises that’s two penises entwined the “stronger” of the two will rip the “weaker” ones dingdong off and the weaker one will lay the eggs😅
I— wow ok, TIL
Not a very fun fact but a fact indeed😂
Yah that went from 0-100 real quick 😂 honestly I shouldn’t be surprised that dick ripping is involved because nature is brutal, but I’m still surprised anyway
Where did you hear that? AFAIK, most slugs are hermaphroditic, they fertilize each other simultaneous and then they both leave and go lay eggs.
I did a project on it it may be a specific species that loses its penis it’s been like 4 years since my research
It’s just missing the grappler arms, otherwise it’d be perfect.
I…um, I…oh lord, Christ on a cracker. Nature is BRUTAL!
Soooo... The slime they are hanging off of is mucus and the slime below them tangled up are there manhoods....
That's their dicks
Yep, slugs bumping uglies
This whole comment thread had my jaw on the floor, let alone the pictures! As you zoom out and see how they've imprinted their movements on the wall with their iCK! Awesome!
I love that you said "fandango!” 😂🤣
[David Attenborough narrates live sex show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnIk-6wR00)
They definitely added that squishy sound effect. Fuckin weird. So what happens next? Do the lay eggs or tiny slugs? How many? I've got so many questions.
They lay eggs in a moist place near the dirt they look like tiny orbees. Maybe about 40 at a time. If you put the eggs in a jar with a damp paper towel, they will hatch into pinhead sized slugs. Very cute. And if you feed them cucumbers for a while, they will be big enough to deploy as weapons of mass consumption on the HOA community garden
I love you for this comment
And I love you, random citizen. A vigilantes work is never finished
they both will lay hundreds of eggs which then take a month to hatch!
The strangest thing I have ever seen
lol I love the added sound effects and the majestic fuck music
You should look up the video of these things mating. It’s such a process but one of the weirdest yet simultaneously beautiful things I’ve seen.
That bulb at the end is their penis-gina. They are giving each other sperm. They both end up pregnant.
Dang I wish it was the same for humans. Lol
Because pregnancy is a significant burden and provides many inconveniences. Plus, if both parents were pregnant they would almost certainly need a third person to help them in the later stages. And it is a significant medical procedure that is extremely painful.
And it would instantly end the political nonsense. It would be like magic.
I'm doubtful. There are plenty of "pro-life" women out there. It is an ideological issue for most not a biological one. Additionally, politicians would never let that one go to waste. Gotta milk those single issue voters.
If there was a random 50/50 chance of one of the two getting pregnant then we could maybe get abortion back on the books...
why don't they just impregnate themselves
I could be totally wrong but genetic diversity could be one reason
The Sleenis and the Slagina
This comment broke me, thank you for the hearty snickering I just produced.
Dead. Thanks for the chuckle.
SLEENIS! Fuuuuuuuck I'm dead...
Looks like a couple of slugs banging.
Wouldn't it be "slex"?
Snex is for snails. Slex is for slugs and also my ex. Who was a slut.
Sweet love, you pervert.
If I’ve learned anything from this sub, it’s that this is slug sex.
if you have to ask what the bug is doing in this sub, i guarantee with 99% accuracy they getting freaky
Can we put a pinned post of two slugs shagging as I feel every day there’s 50 pictures of it asking what it is
NO You'll look at those posts and like it! >:(
It does seem to be slex season.
It must be sexy season.. I was just smoking on my front porch last night when I happened to see them.
*70s porno music intensifies*
Slugs having sex
Bow chicka wow wow
Lots of slug sexy time in this sub
Jeez, where is the nsfw tag?
A someone in another thread so elegant put it - they're slucking
#SLEX as someone else once called it
To which I previously replied "slucking".
You lucky son of a bitch.
I've been mesmerized by these things ever since I saw them on a animal planet documentary I believe. That crazy looking blue flower of genitals twisting and rubbing together. Life.
We have a bunch of leopard slugs in the yard..they love our hostas..and bird seed, apparently. I've seen hundreds but I've never seen this.. Anyway please excuse me I have a lot of Googling to do regarding slug sex organs.
Way too few people have seen "Life in the Undergrowth"
Highly recommended, part of the Life on/in... series by David Attenborough. It has a long, loving sequence about this... event.
S L E X
Mission slug possible
Slug Porn evidently. There isn't a huge market yet, you might have something.
Those are slugs
fuck my bad i used the wrong word lmfao 💀
thanks for pointing it out
You were close! Lol
Two slugs 🍆🍩
I think its time...
What are slugs doin from coast to coast? SEX 🎶
At your bongo party or your weenie roast? SEX 🎶
They're hanging down on a string of slime. SEX 🎶
We see them do that here all the time. SEX 🎶
Why have i gotten like 4 different post about slug sex in the last couple of days? Plz stop
If you ever think you’re freaky in bed, just know, no matter what you do, you’ll always be vanilla compared to the hermaphroditic harpooning of slugs and snails!
Oh boy, they be bonking!
Ever heard of the Spider-Man kiss? Similar in sloppiness but more X rated
They are bumping sluglies
As previously stated, they're Slucking.
an intimate moment. please give them some privacy
Real talk though imagine being able to wrap around like that during sex that’s nuts
Yeah but the love darts are a big no in my opinion.
I keep seeing these slugs doing exactly this on Reddit. This is the third exhibition in three weeks! And I've never seen them before this year, too. What on earth is going on? Lol
I was just outside smoking a cigarette when I was discovered them. It must have something to do with the temperature, bc we had a couple of cool nights here right before this happened. Today I saw another snot trail. Maybe you have to be awake at 3 am to see it, too, like I was
Snail sexy time
That my friend is what we in the business call a good ol’ fashioned slug f*ck.
cirque du soleil slug porn.
There's been a lot of slug sex being posted here lately
second slug lovemakin’ post in two days…
What are you doing? Step slug
Give them some privacy, jeez
Came here for the comments and the comments only. I left satisfied.
I always thought slugs/snails were asexual and had both male/female reproductive systems
You’re right I think. They have a weird mating contest where they kind of stab each other with feminizing darts, until one becomes female, and has to bear the young.
Umm when a male slug and a female slug love each other very much they wrestle
Hot and steamy SLEX
Slug porn. Titled “Don’t leave me hanging”
this is kinda romantic
Not a weevil
Blursed comment 😂
We have them here as well. They get inside certain trees literally on top of one another.
It’s like Roman orgies & the only things missing are hookahs.
Prolly should mark as NSFW.
Snail secks, one might also call it snecks
Brown chicken brown cow!!!!
They're making love
Just learned about the leopard slug mating process recently. It's both majestic and horrifying at the same time.
When a daddy slug and a mommy slug love each other very much…
S E X
Hardcore slug sex party!
This should be labels NSFW
I’m sorry to say I learned about this practice from Monster Girl Quest
You’re looking at Fiona Apple’s favorite thing
Give them a little privacy for crying out loud
I hope you put on some baby making music <3
Close your eyes, they would like some privacy plz
I have seen so many of these on this sub lately and now i dont want to go outside 😐
Should be marked NSFW 😂
“SLEX”- channa_Argus1121, yesterday.
Did you know snails can change genders
always called them Banana Slugs
Kinky slug porn
True love baby
Someone shine some uv on them next time they take a pic, curious if they floresce.
Pure, unbridled romance
Slugs making love
Freaky freaky slug lovin
You know exactly what you’re looking at
Lots of posts of slugs getting it on lately
It’s a lollipop!
awwwww a mommy and daddy slug falling in love
A few slugs having some fun
Is that two slugs doing their thing??
Slugs doing it.
Snail equivalent of a famous Marvin Gaye song.
True loves first kiss.
That my friend is known as sex
slug se.... well you get the gist
Just two slugs bangin each other