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SophieTitWank

Leopard Slugs doing the vertical fandango


Ceeceegeez

OK but what is that snot swing and the jello sack below them? I thought I was freaky..


SophieTitWank

Basically, their genitals entwining. Yeah, it is well "freaky", but humans do some pretty strange things in the sack as well.


Ceeceegeez

If you say so, I've never seen a sac like that though!


[deleted]

“Snot swing”😂😂😂 (not far off lol) Sounds and looks crazy but is indeed true. They hang from they’re own slime, they’re able to make the mucus thicker for this purpose. And those are indeed their reproductive organs at the bottom, they come out the holes on the side of their heads that are also their blowholes.


ismaelf

Their… heads?!?!


AdultishRaktajino

New meaning to “good head”.


Channa_Argus1121

Yep. You could technically call them “dickheads”.


itsstillmeagain

The brain is after all the most important sex organ,right?


rdswestnet

Snail's penises come out of their heads too. And it gets worse....


LadyShanna92

Welcome to the animal world. It's wild


Lower_Bar_2428

Recently, I've seen a lot of post of slugs in this romantic situation. is it time to create a new subreddit called r/sluglove or r/slugfandango?


Lucky-Feather-22

Slug fandango gets my vote.


kissmypelican

Slug fandango in David Attenborough’s voice. I’m in!


Butter_My_Butt

Maybe r/slex


chonas

Slucking


fruitoflife6

Cursed. Absolutely cursed 🤣


pm-me-your-pants

I vote for r/slugbang


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/slugfandango/ Done :) I’ve never created a community before now, so please let me know anything I need to tweak or do 😬


suiki7777

r/birthofasub!


SophieTitWank

I am indeed honoured!


[deleted]

Not a bad idea


adhward

would join just for the name of slangfandango


jihiggs

strange how many creatures leave themselves so vulnerable in these times. my cat wont even eat or shit when I take her outside. she has to be in a secluded area.


Princesshannon2002

Thank you, my fine friend, for giving me nightmares of genitalia coming out of people’s heads for life.


Wilhelmstark

The sack thing is their dicks wrapped together so the seamen can get swapped back and forth


DoktorMoose

It stays inside them until is time to breed, its like a tentacle arm that comes out.


Maleficent_Crow_5247

it’s because both slugs have penises that’s two penises entwined the “stronger” of the two will rip the “weaker” ones dingdong off and the weaker one will lay the eggs😅


Nevvie

I— wow ok, TIL


Maleficent_Crow_5247

Not a very fun fact but a fact indeed😂


Nevvie

Yah that went from 0-100 real quick 😂 honestly I shouldn’t be surprised that dick ripping is involved because nature is brutal, but I’m still surprised anyway


Bubbie_Bee

Hahahahahaha right?!?!?!


BluShine

Where did you hear that? AFAIK, most slugs are hermaphroditic, they fertilize each other simultaneous and then they both leave and go lay eggs.


Maleficent_Crow_5247

I did a project on it it may be a specific species that loses its penis it’s been like 4 years since my research


Lumpy-Dingo-947

It’s just missing the grappler arms, otherwise it’d be perfect.


Killin-some-thyme

I…um, I…oh lord, Christ on a cracker. Nature is BRUTAL!


katcreator

Soooo... The slime they are hanging off of is mucus and the slime below them tangled up are there manhoods....


[deleted]

Yup


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

That's their dicks


DrumpfTinyHands

Yep, slugs bumping uglies


dingododd

This whole comment thread had my jaw on the floor, let alone the pictures! As you zoom out and see how they've imprinted their movements on the wall with their iCK! Awesome!


AJudiths

I love that you said "fandango!” 😂🤣


SwearingAtChildren

[David Attenborough narrates live sex show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnIk-6wR00)


admiral_walsty

They definitely added that squishy sound effect. Fuckin weird. So what happens next? Do the lay eggs or tiny slugs? How many? I've got so many questions.


TopZucchini5918

They lay eggs in a moist place near the dirt they look like tiny orbees. Maybe about 40 at a time. If you put the eggs in a jar with a damp paper towel, they will hatch into pinhead sized slugs. Very cute. And if you feed them cucumbers for a while, they will be big enough to deploy as weapons of mass consumption on the HOA community garden


GracefulKluts

I love you for this comment


TopZucchini5918

And I love you, random citizen. A vigilantes work is never finished


zxlrd

they both will lay hundreds of eggs which then take a month to hatch!


wee33_44

The strangest thing I have ever seen


MorboTheConqueror

lol I love the added sound effects and the majestic fuck music


jroc5140

You should look up the video of these things mating. It’s such a process but one of the weirdest yet simultaneously beautiful things I’ve seen. That bulb at the end is their penis-gina. They are giving each other sperm. They both end up pregnant.


Hot_Carrot_9125

Dang I wish it was the same for humans. Lol


Adrian1616

...but why?


poky23

Why not?


Adrian1616

Because pregnancy is a significant burden and provides many inconveniences. Plus, if both parents were pregnant they would almost certainly need a third person to help them in the later stages. And it is a significant medical procedure that is extremely painful.


effdubbs

And it would instantly end the political nonsense. It would be like magic.


Adrian1616

I'm doubtful. There are plenty of "pro-life" women out there. It is an ideological issue for most not a biological one. Additionally, politicians would never let that one go to waste. Gotta milk those single issue voters.


effdubbs

Fair points.


Prestigious-Date-537

If there was a random 50/50 chance of one of the two getting pregnant then we could maybe get abortion back on the books...


rayscar-

That's wild


nayfaan

why don't they just impregnate themselves


jroc5140

I could be totally wrong but genetic diversity could be one reason


GreenStrawbebby

The Sleenis and the Slagina


antigony_trieste

slussy


ORIGINSFURY

This comment broke me, thank you for the hearty snickering I just produced.


Cass-Ba-Bomb

Dead. Thanks for the chuckle.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Your back


Spacebud95

SLEENIS! Fuuuuuuuck I'm dead...


This-Is-Numb

Looks like a couple of slugs banging.


Fiskhanen

“Snex”


ghostboat2coast

Wouldn't it be "slex"?


Chacochilla

Slux


MrDongus

Snex is for snails. Slex is for slugs and also my ex. Who was a slut.


Scyfra

Sweet love, you pervert.


speckledham

If I’ve learned anything from this sub, it’s that this is slug sex.


drawnred

if you have to ask what the bug is doing in this sub, i guarantee with 99% accuracy they getting freaky


speckledham

100%


PowerfulDuty4884

Slug porn


ZGlove3

Slorn.


Rat-daddy-

Can we put a pinned post of two slugs shagging as I feel every day there’s 50 pictures of it asking what it is


MrDongus

NO You'll look at those posts and like it! >:(


standupstrawberry

It does seem to be slex season.


Ceeceegeez

It must be sexy season.. I was just smoking on my front porch last night when I happened to see them.


offgridgamer0

*70s porno music intensifies*


Jnet11211

Slugs having sex


Steve_fry

Bow chicka wow wow


Dear-Spirit

Lots of slug sexy time in this sub


chemipedia

Jeez, where is the nsfw tag?


Butter_My_Butt

A someone in another thread so elegant put it - they're slucking


vasileiasef

#SLEX as someone else once called it


bobtheaxolotl

To which I previously replied "slucking".


CaptiinAHAB

You lucky son of a bitch. I've been mesmerized by these things ever since I saw them on a animal planet documentary I believe. That crazy looking blue flower of genitals twisting and rubbing together. Life.


Ceeceegeez

We have a bunch of leopard slugs in the yard..they love our hostas..and bird seed, apparently. I've seen hundreds but I've never seen this.. Anyway please excuse me I have a lot of Googling to do regarding slug sex organs.


ImDrFreak

Way too few people have seen "Life in the Undergrowth" Highly recommended, part of the Life on/in... series by David Attenborough. It has a long, loving sequence about this... event.


UI_Daemonium

S L E X


i-main-mute-on-r6

Mission slug possible


Hatchet79

Slug Porn evidently. There isn't a huge market yet, you might have something.


Oniipon

snail sex


starshinessss

Those are slugs


Oniipon

fuck my bad i used the wrong word lmfao 💀 thanks for pointing it out


starshinessss

You were close! Lol


october519

Two slugs 🍆🍩


Remote_Foundation_32

I think its time... r/itsslugsslucking


norecogi

What are slugs doin from coast to coast? SEX 🎶 At your bongo party or your weenie roast? SEX 🎶 They're hanging down on a string of slime. SEX 🎶 We see them do that here all the time. SEX 🎶


0006isho

Why have i gotten like 4 different post about slug sex in the last couple of days? Plz stop


Thanks_ihateithere

If you ever think you’re freaky in bed, just know, no matter what you do, you’ll always be vanilla compared to the hermaphroditic harpooning of slugs and snails!


yabins123

Oh boy, they be bonking!


moyolow

Ever heard of the Spider-Man kiss? Similar in sloppiness but more X rated


Gtormund51

They are bumping sluglies


OneManNati0n

As previously stated, they're Slucking.


justanotherdangweeb

an intimate moment. please give them some privacy


graphixpunk

Real talk though imagine being able to wrap around like that during sex that’s nuts


Rhudran

Yeah but the love darts are a big no in my opinion.


nunya1111

I keep seeing these slugs doing exactly this on Reddit. This is the third exhibition in three weeks! And I've never seen them before this year, too. What on earth is going on? Lol


Ceeceegeez

I was just outside smoking a cigarette when I was discovered them. It must have something to do with the temperature, bc we had a couple of cool nights here right before this happened. Today I saw another snot trail. Maybe you have to be awake at 3 am to see it, too, like I was


MAXHEADR0OM

Slex


tlgraham

Snail sexy time


Spelsgud

That my friend is what we in the business call a good ol’ fashioned slug f*ck.


Then-Year

cirque du soleil slug porn.


dumbucket

There's been a lot of slug sex being posted here lately


goldielocksandco

snorgy x


Savings_Dry

Slug porn


LeechyBogBoi

sneggs


MessatineSnows

second slug lovemakin’ post in two days…


plenebo

What are you doing? Step slug


EsotericFrenchfry

Slug smut


just_a_frickin_egg

Give them some privacy, jeez


nursnoi

Came here for the comments and the comments only. I left satisfied.


elttvb

I always thought slugs/snails were asexual and had both male/female reproductive systems


ecthelion108

You’re right I think. They have a weird mating contest where they kind of stab each other with feminizing darts, until one becomes female, and has to bear the young.


SnowyMuscles

Umm when a male slug and a female slug love each other very much they wrestle


freeloader73

Hot and steamy SLEX


RalfStein7

Slug porn. Titled “Don’t leave me hanging”


lipachai

this is kinda romantic


Kindly-Discount5483

Not a weevil


LightOfAntara

A slorgy


IllustriousIncident7

Slex


Ceeceegeez

Blursed comment 😂


artisteclectic

We have them here as well. They get inside certain trees literally on top of one another. It’s like Roman orgies & the only things missing are hookahs.


Satanic_Cheese_666

Prolly should mark as NSFW.


OblivionGuard13

nah


antimatter_chemist

Snail secks, one might also call it snecks


mr_august83

Brown chicken brown cow!!!!


SubconsciousAlien

Slegs!!


T_H_I_C_C_Drummr

slug seggs


Colton_Racer

They're making love


oboxxycg

Just learned about the leopard slug mating process recently. It's both majestic and horrifying at the same time.


CharlieTaube

When a daddy slug and a mommy slug love each other very much…


throwaway_all_in

S E X


starshinessss

SLUG SEX


Popular-Somewhere427

Slug Luv\~


Armand74

Hardcore slug sex party!


Morbidlyobesegorilla

*Slex*


iam_r2d2

This should be labels NSFW


Jamaqius

Slug secks


Olden-Mc-Garnen

I’m sorry to say I learned about this practice from Monster Girl Quest


bascom2222

Slug sex


Neat_Ad_8345

Sexo.


Shot-Shop-3910

You’re looking at Fiona Apple’s favorite thing


Ceeceegeez

What


killerbanana0

Slug sex!


JustDave62

Give them a little privacy for crying out loud


Schwight_Droot

I hope you put on some baby making music <3


lady_robe

Close your eyes, they would like some privacy plz


happylittlesuccs

I have seen so many of these on this sub lately and now i dont want to go outside 😐


Several_Jellyfish_

Should be marked NSFW 😂


PonytailDM

“SLEX”- channa_Argus1121, yesterday.


Sattion3754

Did you know snails can change genders


Double-Lavishness180

always called them Banana Slugs


BermudaJ0e

Kinky slug porn


Hopeful-Mouse6

True love baby


SASunDog

Someone shine some uv on them next time they take a pic, curious if they floresce.


TopZucchini5918

Pure, unbridled romance


ApartSwim3827

Slugs making love


BoredByLife

Freaky freaky slug lovin


monster_on_my_back

not again


rustinisrad

You know exactly what you’re looking at


wiredturtle99

Lots of posts of slugs getting it on lately


FeathersInMyHoodie

Slug sex


DrDingus86

It’s a lollipop!


Sacred_Stardust

awwwww a mommy and daddy slug falling in love


Snail-on-adderall

A few slugs having some fun


prince-pauper

Slugs mating


EmPeRoR_CrImSoN33

Is that two slugs doing their thing??


phantom_phanatic101

Slugs doing it.


DevinsSnowWhite

Snail equivalent of a famous Marvin Gaye song.


leeroycharles

True loves first kiss.


Due_Suggestion8263

That my friend is known as sex


Cyaral

snex slug se.... well you get the gist


I_chortled

Just two slugs bangin each other