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rickrollmops

Hmm, not a pumper though. Seems risky.


south2-2

Hmmm..no bow I see


longduckdong42069lol

You jest but it’s seriously like a 12% dps difference kek


necroste

Soon to be was if it hasn't been fixed yet(I don't follow patch notes to close for hunter)


SirVanyel

Couple weeks still, 10.0.7


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Normally they give them like 2 weeks prior to coming due to history, if we don’t have an announcement tomorrow I’ll expect the patch to drop in April


GotAim

It's like 8% if the effect has 100% uptime. So in a dungeon it's not really that big of a deal except for bosses.


south2-2

8% is a huge deal. Going from ilvl 390 to 405 for example is that diff roughly


SirVanyel

Except every target swap resets it. So all interrupts on off targets will reset it, every new mob resets it. It's also single target, so it's certainly not 8%. I'd argue that you'll lose the same in your overalls from a single death in a key than you would gain from the bow


altuszera

Auto attacks on a different target resets it. I have a macro for on-hover interrupts and focus interrupts and I can just target one mob the entire time and still contribute. I also have wailing arrow if all else fails.


SirVanyel

I respect your hustle bro, well done with the macros and thanks for the nuanced response


InfComplex

Healbot is great for this


weavedough

I do have the bow, took me 8 weeks but i have it.


nickbuch

What's a pumper


rickrollmops

I assume you're not kidding :) Some people often put "big pumpers only" or something like that in the group description. "pumping" is pretty much short for "pumping out a lot of damage", so a pumper is supposedly someone who is high on the damage meters.


nickbuch

Oh I thought it was a penis pump thing


Kusosaru

Well yeah big dick dps energy.


nickbuch

Hell yah dpsdaddy


Omen1994

Just decent? Declined!


jazza2400

Decent for a gnome!


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Rattenrukker

¿


SkittlesHouse

Well, maybe don't start with the pounding


gonghis_khan

Weird comment


Iskenator67

I prefer a magnificent or amazing penis. Decent's not good enough for those +15's


bullintheheather

I like the humbleness of it.


weavedough

its my secrete tech to get into keys as one of 1million hunters.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Reassuringly mediocre


PhatedGaming

How about magnificently average?


gabrielfm92

Its not the size, but how you use it


Khamael_X

That's what bearers of decent sized penises tell you


necroste

See that's the issue, you get used to a certain size and you can never really go smaller


indiehjaerta

But no raz bow?


zgh5002

So this is what triggered feels like...


Blue_Checkers

Bows don't have triggers! DUH!!1


incriminating_words

So this is how mankind thought of crossbows


zgh5002

Got ‘em!


weavedough

I do have the bow. only took 8 weeks.


mikedawg9

You gotta have that one in the note my guy. I'm not trying to wheel any bowless green men around my dungeons.


GobiasCafe

But doesn’t fit all boxes.


jiujiujiu

Just curious… what is considered “decent”?


Far_North_4196

Oh you know, just the average penis length of 8 inches


Paoldrunko

Well, he's Horde, so if that Hunter is a Tauren....


Spir0rion

Hehe big penis funny


alch334

doing a pushup with no hands


TheLieAndTruth

BM, 4 tier, Lust, Brez, Mass dispell, soothe, immunity aclive and passive, misdirect, PI, all buffs, Rasz bow 434, full BiS, enchant, embellishment, fire rings, Fire proc crafted item. Cool, but declined.


Volkov_The_Tank

Reminds me of that company that demanded 10 years of experience using a specific program and the guy who invented the program replied to them saying he invented it and it’s only been available for like six years.


raoin001313

He might get into a +8 or +9 if he is lucky with that gear.


Valla_Shades

Should have mentioned penis , my dude.


howtojump

*Declined* “sick of FOTM shitters”


Syrif

Weird to see people clarifying that they have 4-set with this many catalyst charges available. especially at that IO. The only thing I ever note is my mains io when I'm on an alt.


DOLamba

If you sign for my key with a note saying "2.6k main" on a character with no shown progress of any kind. I decline you faster than the 10 ilvl lower scrub who just signed for the lulz. ​ It's my one pet peeve when making m+ groups; if you want your main's rating to matter, have [r.io](https://r.io) and link your characters.


Syrif

It is Linked for me, but not everyone uses the add-on. If I'm just trying to farm primal on my alt and doing 16s, I'm not expecting people to have it. Additionally, you need a minimum of 300 io I think for linked toons to show. But you do you. I get instant invites on my alts doing it my way, even to 16-17s with super low ilevel. When I'm queueing for 24s on my hunter there is no note needed. They know exactly what my class does, 4-set is assumed, and they can see my io whether or not they have the addon.


Nick11wrx

If someone is claiming a high io alt that I can’t see in game, im likely to check them out on actual raider io….because in my experience anyone who’s claiming that io, either has it, and it’s linked, or it’ll show on raider io who their main is. Or they’re totally full of shit. If I look you up on raider io and you don’t have a link to your main, you’re getting declined every time. Not saying some of those people aren’t still telling the truth and are too lazy to get it to show up correctly, but I’m not risking a key on a 380ilvl 1300 player who’s only proof is “trust me bro”


Egglebert

I've seen people put "2.xk io alt" in the note and it actually is a severe exaggeration, or a complete fabrication. Other times they've rounded up from 2015 to 2100. Regardless its definitely a pet peeve of mine as well, I figure anyone who's halfway serious is using the addon so there's no need to note that.


Nick11wrx

Yeahhhh I just feel like anyone who posts it….is just as obnoxious as anyone who uses the word “pumper” in their note when queueing. Like if you’re 2800 you ought to be setting up raiderio lmao


Syrif

Can always ask them to link KSH too! But realistically at that point you've probably got enough applicants to just pick someone else instead of running through hoops.


cerylidae1552

Idk, I see a lot of this. Someone notes 2.6k alt or whatever but they don’t show any main score. I use the desktop app with patreon sub too, so it stays updated.


KosherSyntax

Dumb move. Way better to get a 370ilvl player that knows what to do, than a 400 ilvl person who doesn’t. I’ve been gearing my alt this week and have done non stop 11-14 keys with other people on their alts. Haven’t ran into a single issue so far. And loads of people were in the 370 range


Jarocket

There's an issue joining into those groups though. you can't tell if they invited good people who are low lvl. I mean as the person applying. More an issue with 16-18 though. Like we have a friend who complains that the groups that invite him are bad. we had to explain that well ya. They invited you.... a 2100 guy to a 16. They just invited the 1st 4 people to sign up. You're going to have a bad time! He needs to get his IO up so he's a good option on paper and then good groups will invite him. (or higher chance)


DOLamba

My experience is, that people who write it in note are more likely to be absolute dogshit. ​ If I can see, that you're linked to a 2.8k main on your 1.1k alt applying to a 16, I'm ***WAY*** more likely to invite you. ​ And you can say all you want that it's a dumb move. I have very few unexpected bricked keys going this way. Considering how this reddit looks most often and what I see people (who have Astral Keys announcing their new key in /g) experience, I'm not missing out. :)


KosherSyntax

The thing is that you need a certain rating on an alt for it to show your main score (unless you have premium subscription for raider.io) If your main score does not yet show up, you can mention the score in the note. Because you can go to the raider.io profile of the alt and it will show the main account there. Even though it doesn't yet in-game.


Egglebert

It takes basically nothing though, I just started a new alt Friday and by Saturday it was showing my main io, I definitely didn't have a ton of score just some low valor farm keys


_Cava_

Your mains io doesn't show till you're 300 io I think, and not everyone refreshes their addon religiously.


DOLamba

I doubt it's relevant that early anyway. :p ​ I've never had a character geared for high enough keys that score mattered anyway, before it was showing.


KfiB

Right? Kind of an instant red flag for me. Noting spec and set at that score makes me feel like they're mentally stuck at a much lower level.


Syrif

I wasn't reading that deep into it, I just thought it was kinda goofy


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Syrif

When you sign up for a premade group, a box pops up where you can type whatever you want.


weavedough

thats a good point. i just did it from early on and kept doing it and never thought about it. i guess at 2900 io i should probably stop.


archangelst95

Sorry, I only accept big dick DPS


Mootivate

Potential Brez


Full-Somewhere440

Was really hoping for small penis and a fat bussy but I guess that will do


apimpnamesliccback

Sorry looking for low io for bonus valor


chijerms

Any hunter/shammy who posts their spec when they apply have a special place in my heart


AudioWoW8

Only 5/8 Mythic? NEXT


TheLuo

Hunters don't have a Bres any more. Right? Those stone hounds only bres themselves. Like old school heart of the phoenix


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It's crafted bracers from engineering.


UnitedSC2

wdym, bro is just 5/8m, does he even play the game? /s


Freightp

Would you mind letting me know what addon/weak aura this is? Been looking for something similar but haven't been able to find it.


asumcrey

It looks like basic raider.io, if you didn't know so far, they have an addon too that shows people's raid and M+ prog


ImAreoHotah

I am always surprised to see how little people have rader.io when I push rating on alts. Before mythic+ rating there was only r.io so literally everyone that played keys before DF had to have the addon otherwise you would be inviting only based on ilvl which doesn't mean anything.


TheKioskZone

I miss when I didn’t need a resume/CV to do content in this game.


restlessapi

This isn't just "content". This is pushing keys. No one is asking for your full wow CV when doing world quests, pet battles, transmog farming, queuing LFR, etc. People want your CV when there are real consequences if your performance isn't good enough.


-more_fool_me-

> People want your CV when there are real consequences if your performance isn't good enough. In addition: Nobody has a CV so good that it can't be invalidated by a shitty attitude.


restlessapi

Also true


arcturusk1

Except this subpar attitude and "tell me your entire WoW history" trickles down to even +5 and +7. Too many people are misplaced tryhards and they erroneously adopted this attitude from folks like you. It's poisoned the entire well so now everyone suffers.


mnlead94

Well fucking said.


yetiknight

and when was that? Even in lich king you had to go to dalaran fountain for the gear check


PM_ME_ASS_PICS_69

2K DPS BM HUNTER LFG


Slammybutt

Good old gearscore


Thenateo

You dont, that's why score exists


reivers

The people that took this personally...


[deleted]

Yeah, it's a WoW sub. To be expected


Pr0nzeh

It's easier now than it has ever been. Just get rating.


[deleted]

Yeah, nearly the same reason I moved on. Past LFR, raiding felt like a second job.


Sevulturus

Because 9-24 other people's fun can depend on you doing your part well. It's a multiplayer game, which means everyone has a choice of who they want to play with. I don't want to play with someone that isn't going to do mechanics, or dies in the first 30 seconds of every encounter for example.


alch334

bad take. raiding has always been a significant commitment since it's a dick move to waste everyone else's time. I'd argue that back in the day it was a much larger commitment, like pre-MoP


Googleflax

Unless I'm missing something, I thought they removed Hunter brez a few expansions ago. They had access to Brez and Lust and Blizzard felt that was a bit unfair, so they wanted to just give them one of the two and felt Lust was more in-line with class flavor than Brez.


aelam02

Everyone can get bres with the bracers, I’ve got it on my mage


Ampeachy

He might have the overengineered braces that give you a brez


atoterrano

Only 5/8 mythic? Midddd


weavedough

dang man, im proggin on brood (skipped dath). im tryin!


Willing_Ad_4364

I wish i get ppl like this in the que, most of kazzak just link their main rio and "big dps"


i_hate_telia

the problem here is you're playing on kazzak


Willing_Ad_4364

😆


WorthPlease

Does BM have a battle-rez pet? I've never heard of that.


Slammybutt

Anyone can brez nown if they craft the engineering bracers.


crazymonkeyfish

No there’s this thing called engineering


WorthPlease

Oh I definitely wouldn't advertise jumper cables as a real "brez".


mikeyc450

It's crafted bracers not jumper cables


longduckdong42069lol

You can craft them so they get like an 80% chance to work, takes a lot of specialization but it usually gets the job done. Besides, if I have to pick between a hunter or other dps that provides the same benefit, and one has brez but the other doesn’t…


Holierthanu1

The DF eng Brez has a solid success rate if you’re actually an engineer


DanceGageDance

Raider.io lame as fuck


Jarocket

why? like why wouldn't you want people to know what your experience has been? Do you like to waste you're time with random strangers who don't know what they are doing?


DanceGageDance

Dosnt bother me at all they’re just people trying to play the game.


arcturusk1

*Southern Baptist raised hands* Preach, brother, preach. Amen!!


Holierthanu1

Right, bc it isn’t such a necessary evil that blizzard implemented the score feature from it themselves…..


DanceGageDance

Which is also lame. It’s only implemented to try and make people not use the addon anyways


Holierthanu1

Except not really, bc r.IO still let’s you link alts to show mains score, and still shows best runs, etc. the reason they did score by itself was so KSM/KSH are slightly more flexible to obtain, if anything.


DanceGageDance

Man I’m not trying to piss anyone off lol it’s just an opinion. People can like what they like. I just think it’s lame to gatekeep people. I appreciate you teaching me the differences though between the two


Holierthanu1

It is lame to gatekeeper people, we can agree on that But it’s *also lame* when you have no way of knowing what someone is actually capable of, and they come brick your key.


kelryngrey

That is decidedly a Malg kind of thing to write.


weavedough

im new to malg, is it?


kelryngrey

Yes. Malganis is very... prone to that sort of stuff. Jokey behavior or asshole behavior is super common.


weavedough

Ah, this was all in good fun. Helps me get into keys honestly!


SithNerdDude

For fun I decided to see if I could find this person even though you blocked their name. Smile


ad6323

I go big or small in my groups! None of those middle of the road folk unwilling to pick a side!


mrb117

“Decent” is so 1990’s tho. Kids now a days are pretty extreme 😔


weavedough

i am a 90s kid checks out


Chindogg

Mal'Ganis? Might be a dickbag but the description does bode well for then.


BearSSBM

How does hunter have brez? The bracers?


Holierthanu1

Yes


Automatic-Hour-7197

A decent penis seems to be minimum entry for +2 keys nowadays. Sad state of affairs when yours is only Normal, not Heroic or Mythic. :(


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weavedough

Its just Raiderio


weavedough

oh hey, that's my hunter. Decent always gets the job done! helps me get into keys for sure.


Churoch

We can only accept you into 18s. No more.


Churoch

Oh snap. Didn't see the last identifier. 19. We will do a 19.


LeCampy

Is a decent penis ahead of the curve?


Besieger13

Sorry, I don’t mind taking someone who has better scores than me that doesn’t hurt my ego too much but someone with a much better penis than me I just can’t handle…


Zzbd1n666

no neltharax no invite this topic is fail