T O P

Did you bring a sink for that joke?

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glowing commendation for all to see

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

A.k.a

Fortune Cookie

Favorite one-liners?

I can't help but look.

F* you, I'll take it

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Do you guys not have CD-ROM drives?

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

WCGW if i try to wear the pants like that?

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

An amazing showing.