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Its been my cake day for 6 minutes and you coy divas are just gonna ignore it?? i dont deserve this..this..this.. this silent treatment!!

It's called butt chugging, and last time I checked, it wasn't disgusting.

As long as she doesn't make it into a candle, I'm like, whatever.

This is the best 15 years old newgen that I've ever seen. He has all the attributes required to be a top top player and not only that, he is 6' 4" (194cm) at 15 💀💀

I told them I was being "cheeky" ;)

What are some Jake and Amir quotes you use regularly?

So, I made my own bread last night?

How do I avoid my entire family getting misteriously murdered?

help me buy a Jake and Amir fan, a gift 🥰

Let's start a chain of replying to each other with Jake and Amir quotes, but we can only use one quote from each episode, so we'll have a full conversation using entirely separate quotes! I'll start:

"Just two matches, but I've only been swiping right for three years!"

So good to see Marty moving on from his parents’ divorce ❤️

Did you bring a sink for that joke?

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glowing commendation for all to see

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

Illegally, for the record, without warning

Or was Carson Wentz at the 2022 post game interview NOT stylin'?

A.k.a

Stuff that is canon in J&A

What are some of your favorite Amir-isms? I’m partial to “toolbox extraordinaries”, “coward factories”, and “anus infested” myself

So you bought crabs from like a guy in a food truck?

Fortune Cookie

Favorite one-liners?

I can't help but look.

Survived a brain surgery this year. I've got a pretty big scar on my head now... luckily I remembered:

I don’t give a flaming fuck

My most evil playthrough ever, yet all I'm remembered for is being a shameful adulterer. My guy literally ate his own children...

What is your least favorite KILL COUNT?

How obscure is J&A fandom?

Hi Its Me!

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